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Old 10-01-2011, 01:43 PM   #1
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Anti Christ VS Pro Christ

In all my escapes on the net I have come to the conclusion that anti Christ is more then just one guy who leads the world astray. Anti Christ is a "state of mind", a very unhealthy state of state of mind. SO in an attempt to keep in step with a repentant attitude I am renouncing any thought or statement I have ever made about being anti Christ. Jesus IS alive and I have not been as response-able with my tongue and words as I should of.

Pro Christ is the attitude I am aiming to take on. I'm not really sure how to do this however there are certain lines I have crossed that are simply not the right way to behave or act. Why I acted this way I don't know. I had a rebellious hair up my but and I rebelled against GOD and the Church. So now at this point I would like the world to know that I am a believer in Jesus Christ and I am going to be working very hard to make right the mistakes I have made.
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Old 10-01-2011, 04:41 PM   #2
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... So now at this point I would like the world to know that I am a believer ...
You tell them good kemo sabe.
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Old 10-01-2011, 04:43 PM   #3
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This would make a good video game.
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Old 10-01-2011, 05:28 PM   #4
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What about Amateur Christ? Could Christing become an olympic event? Maybe a pentathlon event with rosary as an event?
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Old 10-01-2011, 06:01 PM   #5
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That wouldn't work, because it would be one of those sports like Gymnastics where it would have to be judged, and judge not, lest ye be judged.
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Old 10-01-2011, 06:22 PM   #6
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I think what it would amount to is a spelling be.
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Old 10-01-2011, 08:00 PM   #7
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Good on ya!!! JB.
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Old 10-01-2011, 08:35 PM   #8
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... Pro Christ is the attitude I am aiming to take on. I'm not really sure how to do this ...
Jesus had a 12 man A-team
YOU'LL HAVE ONE TOO
Oh Lordy Jesus had a twelve man A-team
YOU'LL HAVE ONE TOO
Oh Lordy Jesus had a twelve man A-team
YOU'LL HAVE ONE TOO
Look awaaay, beyond, that blue horizon

Samson got a Ranger haircut
YOU'LL GET ONE TOO
Oh Lordy Samson got a Ranger haircut
YOU'LL GET ONE TOO
Oh Lordy Samson got a Ranger haircut
YOU'LL GET ONE TOO
Look awaaay, beyond, that blue horizon

David was a small arms expert
YOU'LL BE ONE TOO
Oh Lordy David was a small arms expert
YOU'LL BE ONE TOO
Oh Lordy David was a small arms expert
YOU'LL BE ONE TOO
Look awaaay, beyond, that blue horizon

Moses led a water crossing
YOU'LL LEAD ONE TOO
Oh Lordy Moses led a water crossing
YOU'LL LEAD ONE TOO
Oh Lordy Moses led a water crossing
YOU'LL LEAD ONE TOO
Look awaaay, beyond, that blue horizon

Judas was a buddy-fucker
YOU'LL HAVE ONE TOO
Oh Lordy Judas was a buddy-fucker
YOU'LL HAVE ONE TOO
Oh Lordy Judas was a buddy-fucker
YOU'LL HAVE ONE TOO
Look awaaay, beyond, that blue horizon
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Old 10-02-2011, 04:14 AM   #9
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Sex I have no clue what that is or where it came from.
But it gave me a real fit of the giggles.
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Old 10-02-2011, 07:54 AM   #10
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Sex: I have no clue what that is or where it came from.
Oh what a difference a small piece of punctuation can make. But no one would ever believe it!
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That wouldn't work, because it would be one of those sports like Gymnastics where it would have to be judged, and judge not, lest ye be judged.
I think rosary would br a timed event. Do you have any idea how fast one can say ten hail marys. You would if lying about your homework cut into recess time.

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Old 10-02-2011, 07:51 PM   #12
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That wouldn't work, because it would be one of those sports like Gymnastics where it would have to be judged, and judge not, lest ye be judged.


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I think what it would amount to is a spelling be.
Spelling? What, Olympic witch-craft?

What next, a hex-athalon?
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Old 10-02-2011, 09:19 PM   #13
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I want to thank everyone for the votes. Or was that the other thread?
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Old 10-03-2011, 04:53 PM   #14
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That wouldn't work, because it would be one of those sports like Gymnastics where it would have to be judged, and judge not, lest ye be judged.


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I think what it would amount to is a spelling be.
Spelling? What, Olympic witch-craft?

What next, a hex-athalon?


I think what your failing to recognize is "GO Spell".

It means Good News..
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Old 10-03-2011, 06:54 PM   #15
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This thread has too many Revelations for me.
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