It's Time to Wake Up From the Land of Nebaknezzar!

JBKlyde · 11-14-2011, 10:00 AM

So my life is flashing before my eyes as I sleep only I'm not ding. I see visions I hear noise and I get confused. The Land of Nebaknezzar is a land of Hate and Obomination. So Now what?? I learned my lesson about tempting fate. I learned my lesson about rebelling. I learned my lesson about poor mouthing. I learned my lesson about Trust.

Now I would like to learn a lesson about Love, Faith and Spiritual Prosperity. I will tame my tongue, and recover my mind before your very eyes and I will study a discipline that is so righteous that you might call it a cult.

Dose anyone Dare embark on this journey with me???

infinite monkey · 11-14-2011, 10:13 AM

Will there be snacks?

Sorry, I gotta work, I don't have time for a philosophical vacation.

Lamplighter · 11-14-2011, 10:44 AM

Talk with Coach, The Dragon, who manages survivors.

DanaC · 11-14-2011, 10:49 AM

*cough* nebuchadnezzar *cough*

I definately think it's a cult.

JBKlyde · 11-14-2011, 11:54 AM

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*cough* nebuchadnezzar *cough*

I definately think it's a cult.

were "waking up" from it one by one.. and just leaving it behind...

wolf · 11-14-2011, 12:48 PM

This is poetry.

You know, that beatnik, slam kind, from the late 50s, early 60s.

jimhelm · 11-14-2011, 01:16 PM

dude, you can't choose the lessons life teaches you.

It's not college. there's no curriculum. No GPA.

But I can teach you to laugh at yourself......

Trilby · 11-14-2011, 07:10 PM

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Originally Posted by wolf

This is poetry.

You know, that beatnik, slam kind, from the late 50s, early 60s.

I agree.

Let's snap our fingers in hip appreciation.

Griff · 11-14-2011, 07:17 PM

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Originally Posted by jimhelm

dude, you can't choose the lessons life teaches you.

This. The ones I've learned best were the ones I resisted most.

sexobon · 11-16-2011, 03:55 AM

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Originally Posted by DanaC

*cough* nebuchadnezzar *cough*

I definately think it's a cult.

If that's a dry cough, a Nebuchadnezzar might help.

*cough* definitely *cough*

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Sundae · 11-16-2011, 10:20 AM

That would blow Father Dougal's mind.

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Father Ted: Now concentrate this time, Dougal. These [he points to some plastic cows on the table] are very small; those [pointing at some cows out of the window] are far away...

Spexxvet · 11-16-2011, 10:32 AM

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Originally Posted by JBKlyde

Now I would like to learn a lesson about Love, Faith and Spiritual Prosperity. I will tame my tongue, and recover my mind before your very eyes and I will study a discipline that is so righteous that you might call it a cult.

Dose anyone Dare embark on this journey with me???

I am here waiting for you, JBK. You can't embark on this journey, you're already here ... and there. You are Satan ... and God. You ARE. BE. Just BE the ball, BE the ball, BE the ball. You're not BEing the ball JBK.

Follow the Buddha. Become Love, Faith, and Sprituality.

infinite monkey · 11-16-2011, 10:38 AM

Last time I saw a mouth like that, it had a hook in it.

JBKlyde · 11-16-2011, 11:08 AM

not exactly the reaction I was expecting..

henry quirk · 11-17-2011, 08:55 AM

It's unfortunate, but true: others rarely give you what you 'want'.

Often, however, others give you exactly what you 'need'.

11-14-2011, 10:00 AM	#1
JBKlyde Banned Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Encrypted Into an AmpitheaterWall Posts: 1,722	It's Time to Wake Up From the Land of Nebaknezzar! So my life is flashing before my eyes as I sleep only I'm not ding. I see visions I hear noise and I get confused. The Land of Nebaknezzar is a land of Hate and Obomination. So Now what?? I learned my lesson about tempting fate. I learned my lesson about rebelling. I learned my lesson about poor mouthing. I learned my lesson about Trust. Now I would like to learn a lesson about Love, Faith and Spiritual Prosperity. I will tame my tongue, and recover my mind before your very eyes and I will study a discipline that is so righteous that you might call it a cult. Dose anyone Dare embark on this journey with me???

11-14-2011, 12:48 PM	#6
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	This is poetry. You know, that beatnik, slam kind, from the late 50s, early 60s. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

11-14-2011, 01:16 PM	#7
jimhelm a beautiful fool Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: 39.939705 Posts: 4,504	dude, you can't choose the lessons life teaches you. It's not college. there's no curriculum. No GPA. But I can teach you to laugh at yourself...... __________________ There's a Shadow just behind me. Shrouding every step I take. Making every promise empty, pointing every finger at me. _tool

11-17-2011, 08:55 AM	#15
henry quirk maskless: yesterday, today, tomorrow Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 2,162	"not exactly the reaction I was expecting" It's unfortunate, but true: others rarely give you what you 'want'. Often, however, others give you exactly what you 'need'. __________________ like the other guy sez: 'not really back, blah-blah-blah...'

11-14-2011, 10:13 AM	#2
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	Will there be snacks? Sorry, I gotta work, I don't have time for a philosophical vacation.

11-14-2011, 10:44 AM	#3
Lamplighter Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Bottom lands of the Missoula floods Posts: 6,402	Talk with Coach, The Dragon, who manages survivors.

11-16-2011, 10:38 AM	#13
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	Last time I saw a mouth like that, it had a hook in it.

11-16-2011, 11:08 AM	#14
JBKlyde Banned Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Encrypted Into an AmpitheaterWall Posts: 1,722	not exactly the reaction I was expecting..

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