He's so misunderstood

[Shawnee123]

Poor Girls Gone Wild guy.

Blowing his nose and wiping away tears, the multimillionaire founder of the "Girls Gone Wild" video empire pleaded guilty to contempt of court Monday and was sentenced to 35 days in jail.

I love it. Allow me to profile:

High school loser. Couldn't get laid if his life depended on it. Realizes that the drunk girls who are stupid enough to give him the time of day are also stupid enough to flash their boobs for all the world. Loser makes millions. Loser gets busted. Loser loses it in court. Loser is still a snivelling pansy-ass who still couldn't get laid if it weren't for the millions of dollars. Loser and his loser girls ride off into the sunset.

Perfect.

His attorney, Jan Handzlik, said being in jail had changed his client.
"He is a different man. Undoubtedly he is a different man," he said.

I'm sure he is. Prison changes people. Until they get out.

Let's all shed a tear for poor misunderstood loser.