Shit Slinger

[JBKlyde]

It was high noon and on the streets of Tampa Bay the dust was settling and there was a fight brewing. It was a long time coming and now the celestial tribe of followers of the kings of the universe and the vampire cowboy cult were to meet in a show down that would determine who ruled the airwaves. Knowing this would be a fight to the death each side chose one member from each side to fight the fight and this fight would end all fights between the clans. On the side of the Vampire Cowboy cult they chose the notorious NeXile, and on the side of the followers of the Kings of the Universe they chose FokU. NeXile was a cocky little fellow and he was sure he'd win. FokU was a meek humble man an he was scared he'd loose. As they squared off on the street NeXile mocked FokU saying you uncool little geek you are going to die today. AS NeXile Drew His Gun and shot it, FokU pointed his index finger to the sky, and jumped out of the way of the speeding bullet, then rolling on the the ground he stood up an flicked his pointer finger, a dark mass of brown chocolate substance flew through the air and hit NeXile right in the eye, then FokU flicked it again and again and again, until NeXile entire face was covered with it. NeXile lay sitting in despair and as he sat covered in the substance. IT's Shit, It's Shit he screamed and ran off humiliated.