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| The Big Lebowski (female version available) |
   
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2 | 13.33% |
| 007 (female available) |
  
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3 | 20.00% |
| Eleanor Roosevelt (male available) |
  
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3 | 20.00% |
| Cheese |
  
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7 | 46.67% |
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11-12-2009, 05:07 PM
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polaroid of perfection
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I'll have a straight John Barrowman for a night.
Well, fictional characters are okay, right? Other than that you took my top option (LJ) Bruce is out of my league. Erm.......... I'll clain Mick Garvey, as no-one else is likely to here, so I gets him all to myself.
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11-12-2009, 08:11 PM
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Uhmmm... Does species matter?
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11-14-2009, 01:01 AM
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in a mood, not cupcake
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I wanted both cheese and 007, but had to default to cheese due to the nature of the poll!
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11-14-2009, 01:35 AM
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King Of Wishful Thinking
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I'd go with the dudette.
Awesome movie. Until then I didn't think anything was worse than Nazis. Nihilists 
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11-14-2009, 02:12 AM
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Sadly, no longer on Australian TV.
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11-13-2009, 12:07 AM
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Operations Operative
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My perfect mate has the brains of Clodfobble, the wit of Wolf, the bod of Jinx, the thoughtfulness of XOBruce, the sex drive of Brianna, the party aptitude of ZippyT, the lips of Cicero, the straight shooting honesty of LJ,
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11-13-2009, 08:19 AM
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I can hear my ears
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To shreds, you say?
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11-13-2009, 07:22 AM
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polaroid of perfection
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I'd say you could add my awesome skills at blowjobs, but as you're going cross gender anyway I'd definitely have to give that claim up to Sheldon.
I have a lovely pussy if that helps?
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11-13-2009, 01:35 PM
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I'm still a jerk
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I can't imagine 007 being a perfect mate. Always away at work and can't talk about it of course. Sleeping with other people constantly, and lets not forget drinking constantly.
Laying wake in bed while this 007 go off doing God knows what with God knows who and wondering if this bed is going to stay empty. ... I don't think so. I'm sticking with the cheese.
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We have to go back, Kate!
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11-15-2009, 11:20 PM
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I'm still a jerk
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11-14-2009, 03:45 PM
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Doctor Wtf
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My perfect mate?
Well, I'd sent a knight forward early to mess up my opponent's ability to make a formation, and after advancing wide his king's side knight, he castled on the kings side, and then with his knight pinned against the side, drew it back to its starting position, thus boxing his king in. One step with my knight gave me a checkmate, using only a single knight, and thus won the game with total losses of one pawn (me) and one pawn and one bishop (him). Even in chess, I am a humanitarian. ETA Littleplasticsymbolicmanitarian.
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11-19-2009, 01:43 PM
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is fleeing the scene
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Is there a Johnny Depp option? With a dash of Jim Henson, and a drop of Edmund Spenser, and just a pinch of Kurt Russell?
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