I really suck at relationships. - Page 3

zippyt · 10-15-2010, 05:53 PM

A Little lotion for the Motion !!!!

ZenGum · 10-22-2010, 09:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by morethanpretty

....I can get my cookie, getting his is just much much much more difficult.

Well there's the problem. What the hell are you doing eating cookies when you're supposed to be having a fuck? Men can't multi-task. No wonder it's taking him so long to fire the spuzz-cannon into the orgasm chasm.

morethanpretty · 10-23-2010, 08:22 PM

Not to mention all the crumbs that get in the bed. Maybe you're right, should keep the cookies out of the sex.

Things are going OK, 'cept I kinda got annoyed with him and called him dumb. We have a slight difference in intelligence. He is very good mechanically ect, and I'm much more academic. He has a tendency to say shit like "what does it even matter" when I'm on a long winded rant....that really really pisses me off. It'd be like me telling him the spark plugs or something don't matter. He just gets bored with what I'm talking about and can't follow. For example: the other day he thought the US civil war was only the 13colonies, and that the Civil War occurred BEFORE the Texas revolution....*sigh*

HungLikeJesus · 10-23-2010, 08:50 PM

What does it even matter?

classicman · 10-23-2010, 09:05 PM

Someone needs to explain to him the beauty of the all encompassing
"Yes, dear."

morethanpretty · 10-23-2010, 09:19 PM

HLJ, I'm just a very aggressive debater, some might even say a master.
I just like to have people who're on my level when it comes to politics, history, and science. I don't mind him not being on my level, but I do mind him not trying or not being interested in it.

xoxoxoBruce · 10-23-2010, 11:25 PM

Like you're interested in his stuff?

freshnesschronic · 10-24-2010, 01:31 AM

Wait, let's backtrack. So when you get older your stamina increases?

...yes....
<<tiger woods fistpump>>

morethanpretty · 10-24-2010, 06:36 AM

I listen to him and comment, try to understand. I'm coming from zero knowledge in cars, but I never tell him "it doesn't matter" or say "why is that even important." I practice the art of "yes dear" very well. Its hard when about 70% of what I'm passionate about, he has no interest or knowledge of.

10-15-2010, 05:53 PM	#31
zippyt LONG LIVE KING ZIPPY! per Feetz Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Arkansas Posts: 7,661	A Little lotion for the Motion !!!! __________________ "Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. " Brother Dave Gardner

10-23-2010, 08:22 PM	#33
morethanpretty Thats "Miss Zipper Neck" to you. Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: little town (but not the littlest) in texas Posts: 2,957	Not to mention all the crumbs that get in the bed. Maybe you're right, should keep the cookies out of the sex. Things are going OK, 'cept I kinda got annoyed with him and called him dumb. We have a slight difference in intelligence. He is very good mechanically ect, and I'm much more academic. He has a tendency to say shit like "what does it even matter" when I'm on a long winded rant....that really really pisses me off. It'd be like me telling him the spark plugs or something don't matter. He just gets bored with what I'm talking about and can't follow. For example: the other day he thought the US civil war was only the 13colonies, and that the Civil War occurred BEFORE the Texas revolution....sigh __________________ Addicts may suck dick for coke, but love came up with the idea to put a dick in there to begin with. -Jack O'Brien

10-23-2010, 08:50 PM	#34
HungLikeJesus Only looks like a disaster tourist Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: above 7,000 feet Posts: 7,208	What does it even matter? __________________ Keep Your Bodies Off My Lawn SteveDallas's Random Thread Picker.

10-23-2010, 09:05 PM	#35
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	Someone needs to explain to him the beauty of the all encompassing "Yes, dear." __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

10-23-2010, 09:19 PM	#36
morethanpretty Thats "Miss Zipper Neck" to you. Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: little town (but not the littlest) in texas Posts: 2,957	HLJ, I'm just a very aggressive debater, some might even say a master. I just like to have people who're on my level when it comes to politics, history, and science. I don't mind him not being on my level, but I do mind him not trying or not being interested in it. __________________ Addicts may suck dick for coke, but love came up with the idea to put a dick in there to begin with. -Jack O'Brien

10-23-2010, 11:25 PM	#37
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Like you're interested in his stuff? __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

10-24-2010, 01:31 AM	#38
freshnesschronic Professor Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 1,555	Wait, let's backtrack. So when you get older your stamina increases? ...yes.... <<tiger woods fistpump>>

10-24-2010, 06:36 AM	#39
morethanpretty Thats "Miss Zipper Neck" to you. Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: little town (but not the littlest) in texas Posts: 2,957	I listen to him and comment, try to understand. I'm coming from zero knowledge in cars, but I never tell him "it doesn't matter" or say "why is that even important." I practice the art of "yes dear" very well. Its hard when about 70% of what I'm passionate about, he has no interest or knowledge of. __________________ Addicts may suck dick for coke, but love came up with the idea to put a dick in there to begin with. -Jack O'Brien

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