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Old 10-11-2010, 07:52 AM   #1
morethanpretty
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Do him first thing in the morning when you wake up. Once he understands what it feels like to honestly have to weigh sleepiness and sex, maybe he'll be more willing to jump your bones right after dinner instead.
I would love to have morning sex, but that would mean getting up even earlier than I already do, and I just don't think I can face 4:30am. I don't have "days off" cuz those days I have a 10am class. I can try on those days, but that still means getting up before 7am since he has to go to work and is late on his own without my help.


@Grav: see posts #4 and #6....I can get my cookie, getting his is just much much much more difficult.
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Old 10-22-2010, 09:10 PM   #2
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....I can get my cookie, getting his is just much much much more difficult.
Well there's the problem. What the hell are you doing eating cookies when you're supposed to be having a fuck? Men can't multi-task. No wonder it's taking him so long to fire the spuzz-cannon into the orgasm chasm.
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