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Old 12-08-2005, 08:24 AM   #1
Trilby
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I loved the poem! Better than anything Angus has done!!! Wow!

PS--wolf, pitch the sandwich. You know in your heart that you don't love it and it's best if you just be done with it NOW instead of continuing to lead it on. What are you ordering out?
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Old 12-08-2005, 09:00 AM   #2
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Originally Posted by Brianna
I loved the poem! Better than anything Angus has done!!! Wow!
Bad poetry is fun. Good poetry is hard. I'm happy to write the bad stuff.

Another few lines came to mind as I was stepping in to the shower. I'll spare ya'll though.

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You know in your heart that you don't love it and it's best if you just be done with it NOW instead of continuing to lead it on. What are you ordering out?
Awesome advice. Now where'd I leave that jumbo box of oatmeal creme pies?

In order to avoid remorse you can always use the argument that the meat is bad* or the bread will be horribly soggy.

*: I'm not sure if lunch meat with all those preservatives ever spoils, or is ever good.
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Old 12-08-2005, 09:29 AM   #3
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You'd be barmy
To eat that salami
Since several days have passed
You'll end up a fella
Who's got salmonella
And terrible pains round your arse

So do us a favour
Be sure you don't waiver
Just throw out that sausage right now
Give the bread to the ducks
Then spend a few bucks
And treat yourself to some fresh chow
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