Aren't You Glad You're an American?

Urbane Guerrilla · 10-10-2006, 08:05 PM

Noodle, a friend of mine told me the story about a friend of his, lots of beer, a very black South Dakota night, and a fenceline. An electrified fenceline -- 12 volts direct current off a storage battery. To conserve current, the fence is fitted with a switch that turns the current on and off automatically, spending only some of its time actually energized.

It switched on right when he was about halfway through getting rid of quite a bit of beer. The DC locked him open.

Friend learned a whole new meaning to the phrase "piss and moan."

As for this Norwegian affair, what was it Mark Twain said of school boards?

10-10-2006, 08:05 PM	#31
Urbane Guerrilla Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Southern California Posts: 6,674	Noodle, a friend of mine told me the story about a friend of his, lots of beer, a very black South Dakota night, and a fenceline. An electrified fenceline -- 12 volts direct current off a storage battery. To conserve current, the fence is fitted with a switch that turns the current on and off automatically, spending only some of its time actually energized. It switched on right when he was about halfway through getting rid of quite a bit of beer. The DC locked him open. Friend learned a whole new meaning to the phrase "piss and moan." As for this Norwegian affair, what was it Mark Twain said of school boards? __________________ Wanna stop school shootings? End Gun-Free Zones, of course.

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