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Old 04-19-2007, 12:43 AM   #1
lumberjim
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If you're so fucked up sexually that you need therapy........and somehow come to the conclusion that a sex therapist is going to benefit you and your spouse........


wait. i don't get it. you realize that you are all fucked up sexually.......and you're a married guy....who has a ...wife. and you determine that you need to pay a 'professional' to educate you?


yeah.....bullshit.

you want a hooker, cuz you're too embarrassed to tell your wife that you have the urge to get fucked in the ass with a dildo.....or whatever weird thing you like..... that's why hookers should be legal and regulated.

Or maybe, you could just be honest with people from the very beginning and accept the consequences of their reaction.
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Old 04-19-2007, 01:59 PM   #2
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you want a hooker, cuz you're too embarrassed to tell your wife that you have the urge to get fucked in the ass with a dildo.....or whatever weird thing you like..... that's why hookers should be legal and regulated.
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jinx, I'm so sorry he had to tell you this way.
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