Tell us a secret.

[Sundae]

I had really bad wind today after overdosing on jalapenos yesterday. Seriously, it was like I was chanelling Dizzy Gillespie via my butt - and it was as smelly as it was loud.

I was only working with one person today, but it was my male boss and I didn't feel comfortable letting rip in front of him. It got to the point where I'd been holding them in so long my eyes were bulging. So when he left to go over to the warehouse I sighed with relief, walked to the front of the shop (I wasn't going to sit in my own stink!) and set my noxious children free. Only for the boss to walk in a couple of seconds later, to pick up the box he'd left at the front of the store whwile he unlocked the car.

I just hope he thought the smell had drifted in from outside.

[wolf]

Not much of a secret, but ...

Sometimes I get to do stuff that is so extraordinarily cool, but then I can't talk about it to anyone. Not CIA/MI-6 kind of cool, but pretty cool for normal-ish people cool.

[jester]

sometimes i wish i lived alone

[skysidhe]

Originally Posted by wolf

Not much of a secret, but ...

Sometimes I get to do stuff that is so extraordinarily cool, but then I can't talk about it to anyone. Not CIA/MI-6 kind of cool, but pretty cool for normal-ish people cool.

oh come on! don't be a tease!

[Beestie]

Originally Posted by wolf

Not much of a secret, but ...

Sometimes I get to do stuff that is so extraordinarily cool, but then I can't talk about it to anyone. Not CIA/MI-6 kind of cool, but pretty cool for normal-ish people cool.

You're right - that's not much of a secret. The only thing worse than keeping a secret is telling everybody that you're keeping a secret.

Now login using one of the collective handles and commence spilling the beans. We'll pretend we don't know its you.

[wolf]

Originally Posted by Beestie

You're right - that's not much of a secret. The only thing worse than keeping a secret is telling everybody that you're keeping a secret.

Now login using one of the collective handles and commence spilling the beans. We'll pretend we don't know its you.

*ahem*. I did point out that it was on CNN and FoxNews on the day it happened.

Also the front page of several local newspapers.