Quite Please - Page 3

Shawnee123 · 06-07-2007, 12:49 PM

ELAINE: Yes, Lou. you've got a lot going for you. You're, ... um ... you're spontaneous. You're

symmetrical. You're, uh, ... you're very quick, aren't y'a?. It's just that your...

Rexmons · 06-07-2007, 01:08 PM

...breath smells like hot garbage juice

06-07-2007, 01:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Rexmons

just a small update:

i came into work this morning and did my regular routine of stopping in the cafeteria, grabbing breakfast and bringing it back to my cube to chow down. just as i start eating (with my back to my cube entrance), i get that "someones standing right behind me" feeling. so i turn around and suprise-suprise there he is, just fucking standing there! he said something about my breakfast being really big and i just turned around and started eating. i just thank God i don't have to deal with this guy outside of work, if he was my neighbor, or worse related to me i think i'd end up choking this guy.

I think I'm an asshole...
I would have called him on it.
"Dude, what is wrong with you? Are you broken? Were you raised by wolves? Seriously, who says stuff like that, and what is with the sneaking up on me Renfield?
Leave me alone."
Something like that.
I really like most people and have a lot of friends... perhaps they are assholes too?
I wonder?
I am known for having very little internal censor, but most tell me it is a positive thing... then again, there is a contingent that do not like being around me.
I don't comment on things that have nothing to do with me, unless asked, which people do for reasons I can't quite understand... I guess it's like that urge to poke a snake?

Shawnee123 · 06-07-2007, 01:16 PM

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Originally Posted by rkzenrage

"Dude, what is wrong with you? Are you broken? Were you raised by wolves? Seriously, who says stuff like that, and what is with the sneaking up on me Renfield?

I wonder?

rkz has a point. What is up with the food thing? If I go to the cafeteria and bring food back to my office, invariably 4 or 5 people check it out "whatcha' got? Is it good? It smells good. Is it lunchtime?" half the time sticking their nose near the plate or bowl to sniff it. Jesus people, walk your ass down to the cafe and see what they have for yourself. Just another pet peeve of mine.

HungLikeJesus · 06-07-2007, 01:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Shawnee123

ELAINE: Yes, Lou. you've got a lot going for you. You're, ... um ... you're spontaneous. You're

symmetrical. You're, uh, ... you're very quick, aren't y'a?. It's just that your...

Is this a Seinfeld episode?

Shawnee123 · 06-07-2007, 01:43 PM

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Originally Posted by HLJ

Is this a Seinfeld episode?

Episode 162 "The Merv Griffin Show"

HungLikeJesus · 06-07-2007, 01:47 PM

I'm still back in season 3.

TheMercenary · 06-07-2007, 01:53 PM

This is some funny stuff.

06-07-2007, 12:49 PM	#31
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	ELAINE: Yes, Lou. you've got a lot going for you. You're, ... um ... you're spontaneous. You're symmetrical. You're, uh, ... you're very quick, aren't y'a?. It's just that your... __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

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06-07-2007, 01:53 PM	#38
TheMercenary “Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo” Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Savannah, Georgia Posts: 21,393	This is some funny stuff. __________________ Anyone but the this most fuked up President in History in 2012!

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