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Old 07-06-2007, 08:42 PM   #1
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Men should know how to please a woman. No offense to any younger guys here, but you don't have a clue. It's not your fault. Apparently it spoils it, for the woman to have to explain it to you, and there is no mentoring system where the older guys help you, because that's the only thing we have going for us.
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Old 07-06-2007, 08:49 PM   #2
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Men should know how to please a woman. No offense to any younger guys here, but you don't have a clue. It's not your fault. Apparently it spoils it, for the woman to have to explain it to you, and there is no mentoring system where the older guys help you, because that's the only thing we have going for us.
I'm tellin' my son, if I live long enough. If not, my wife better.
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Old 07-07-2007, 09:50 AM   #3
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Men should know how to please a woman. No offense to any younger guys here, but you don't have a clue. It's not your fault. Apparently it spoils it, for the woman to have to explain it to you, and there is no mentoring system where the older guys help you, because that's the only thing we have going for us.
Well, are you going to tell us or not?
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Old 07-08-2007, 12:56 AM   #4
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Well, are you going to tell us or not?
I'd tell ya, but then I'd have to kill ya.
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Old 07-08-2007, 06:22 AM   #5
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I thought about it, and as long as you promise to keep it a secret, I'll tell you. I should warn you, if you think you have pleased a woman before, she was faking it. Just be prepared for the real thing. There will be lots of moaning, and whimpering with pleasure, and when she screams more, more! She is really going to mean it.

If you think you are ready for this then click on the link, get the necessary materials, and make no substitutions. I can't stress enough how important it this is. If you try to make do with what you have around the house, you will fail. Also follow the instructions exactly, except where it says 8 to 10 minutes, I always do 11 minutes, it all depends on size, you'll understand when you get there.

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Old 07-07-2007, 02:12 PM   #6
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Men should know how to please a woman. No offense to any younger guys here, but you don't have a clue. It's not your fault. Apparently it spoils it, for the woman to have to explain it to you, and there is no mentoring system where the older guys help you, because that's the only thing we have going for us.
If they are gay then it's not their fault. I somehow thought Bi sexual guys would be good with women but now I think they just like to 'get off' or they work at it as if they are driving a car without power steering, fortunately I havn't met many straight men like that. Maybe only one in my whole life.
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