What SHOULD you know

HungLikeJesus · 07-07-2007, 10:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Weird Harold

Men should know how to please a woman. No offense to any younger guys here, but you don't have a clue. It's not your fault. Apparently it spoils it, for the woman to have to explain it to you, and there is no mentoring system where the older guys help you, because that's the only thing we have going for us.

Well, are you going to tell us or not?

Weird Harold · 07-08-2007, 01:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HLJ

Well, are you going to tell us or not?

I'd tell ya, but then I'd have to kill ya.

Weird Harold · 07-08-2007, 07:22 AM

I thought about it, and as long as you promise to keep it a secret, I'll tell you. I should warn you, if you think you have pleased a woman before, she was faking it. Just be prepared for the real thing. There will be lots of moaning, and whimpering with pleasure, and when she screams more, more! She is really going to mean it.

If you think you are ready for this then click on the link, get the necessary materials, and make no substitutions. I can't stress enough how important it this is. If you try to make do with what you have around the house, you will fail. Also follow the instructions exactly, except where it says 8 to 10 minutes, I always do 11 minutes, it all depends on size, you'll understand when you get there.

Good luck

http://allrecipes.com/Recipe/Chocola...-I/Detail.aspx

07-08-2007, 07:22 AM	#3
Weird Harold Vice-President of Resentment Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Central Illinois Posts: 199	I thought about it, and as long as you promise to keep it a secret, I'll tell you. I should warn you, if you think you have pleased a woman before, she was faking it. Just be prepared for the real thing. There will be lots of moaning, and whimpering with pleasure, and when she screams more, more! She is really going to mean it. If you think you are ready for this then click on the link, get the necessary materials, and make no substitutions. I can't stress enough how important it this is. If you try to make do with what you have around the house, you will fail. Also follow the instructions exactly, except where it says 8 to 10 minutes, I always do 11 minutes, it all depends on size, you'll understand when you get there. Good luck http://allrecipes.com/Recipe/Chocola...-I/Detail.aspx __________________ I don't need a whole lottsa money. I don't need a big fine car.

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