Engram of the Day

Nothing But Net · 03-18-2003, 10:22 PM

It is common wisdom that most of the great writers had substance abuse problems: Better literature through chemistry

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Nothing But Net · 03-18-2003, 11:36 PM

blackmail n. - Any communication (letter, fax, or email) promoting the Nigerian Scam (qv).

kumquat n. - The sound created by a breaking condom.

Missletoe n. (Slang) - Derogatory term for enemy body parts found by opposing forces.

Paper, or plastic? Coll. - Updated version of the tradition of offering a blindfold to the condemned.

Nothing But Net · 03-19-2003, 08:49 PM

If Baghdad is radioactive for the next 97 years it's fine with me, I wasn't ever planning to go there anyway.

They said Kerouac was a genius.

slang · 03-19-2003, 09:47 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Nothing But Net
Missletoe n. (Slang) - Derogatory term for enemy body

I saw my name in here so I thought I'd post something. Here it is..........................*something*

Nothing But Net · 03-21-2003, 01:52 AM

The average Iraqi is sitting either on a gold mine or a land mine. He will soon be educated about the difference.

Nothing But Net · 03-30-2003, 12:13 PM

Viagra: for when there are no hard feelings

I don't know why they call it "Jacking off". Mine's name is Roger

03-18-2003, 10:22 PM	#1
Nothing But Net Professor Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Spring, Texas Posts: 1,481	Engram of the Day It is common wisdom that most of the great writers had substance abuse problems: Better literature through chemistry The Sperm Bank is advertising for depositors: Wanted, Able Bodied Semen

03-18-2003, 11:36 PM	#2
Nothing But Net Professor Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Spring, Texas Posts: 1,481	NBN's 21st Century Devil's Dictionary (Abridged) blackmail n. - Any communication (letter, fax, or email) promoting the Nigerian Scam (qv). kumquat n. - The sound created by a breaking condom. Missletoe n. (Slang) - Derogatory term for enemy body parts found by opposing forces. Paper, or plastic? Coll. - Updated version of the tradition of offering a blindfold to the condemned.

03-19-2003, 08:49 PM	#3
Nothing But Net Professor Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Spring, Texas Posts: 1,481	If Baghdad is radioactive for the next 97 years it's fine with me, I wasn't ever planning to go there anyway. They said Kerouac was a genius.

03-21-2003, 01:52 AM	#5
Nothing But Net Professor Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Spring, Texas Posts: 1,481	The average Iraqi is sitting either on a gold mine or a land mine. He will soon be educated about the difference.

03-30-2003, 12:13 PM	#6
Nothing But Net Professor Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Spring, Texas Posts: 1,481	Viagra: for when there are no hard feelings I don't know why they call it "Jacking off". Mine's name is Roger

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