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Old 02-01-2008, 12:51 AM   #1
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The plane would not take off, because the pilot would be too busy barfing at the very thought of the cheeseburger in a can to start the engine.
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Old 02-01-2008, 08:41 AM   #2
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I've had it with these motherfucking cheeseburgers in a can on this motherfucking plane!
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Old 02-01-2008, 09:06 AM   #3
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I've had it with these motherfucking cheeseburgers in a can on this motherfucking plane!
Hell, I'm too busy to draw a cartoon right now, but I have a good one in mind: the first guy says "I can has cheeseburger?" and the other guy hands him a cheeseburger in a can, and when he opens it - snakes jump out! (one of those novelty things) ...and then the plane crashes.
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Old 02-01-2008, 11:02 AM   #4
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Hell, I'm too busy to draw a cartoon right now, but I have a good one in mind: the first guy says "I can has cheeseburger?" and the other guy hands him a cheeseburger in a can, and when he opens it - snakes jump out! (one of those novelty things) ...and then the plane crashes....
...into a train on a treadmill going the opposite direction at EXACTLY the same speed....
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Old 02-01-2008, 09:57 AM   #5
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I've had it with these motherfucking cheeseburgers in a can on this motherfucking plane!
OH MY GOD!!! STEAKS ON A PLANE!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.............
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Old 02-01-2008, 09:22 AM   #6
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The plane would not take off, because the pilot would be too busy barfing at the very thought of the cheeseburger in a can to start the engine.
Actually the Navy trains a lot of pilots so a "cheeseburger" in the can is probably not a big deal.
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