Dreams

Flint · 02-18-2008, 11:51 PM

My wife had a dream that Bush was trying to find a loophole to get elected a third time, and so Karl Rove says, why not just put his name on the ballot. And then, to make sure, they invited all the other candidates somewhere and had Dick Cheney accidentally shoot them in the face.

But, so as not to make it look too suspicious, Karl Rove has another idea, to let the corporations of America put up their own candidates. The only ones interested are fast food places, so Ronald McDonald, Wendy, and Jack are running against Karl Rove for president. And Jack wins.

Aliantha · 02-18-2008, 11:55 PM

I had a dream two nights ago that the marina where our boat is (usually) moored was very turbulent and there were waves knocking the boats together, then I was in a boat like ours but not exactly and I couldn't drive it and I was afraid i was going to crash, and then I was trying to scream out for help but the words wouldn't come out. I woke my husband up with the noise I was making though who in turn woke me up.

Last night I dreamed Kevin Rudd was a midget and he choked on a cheezle.

lumberjim · 02-19-2008, 12:16 AM

i dreamt i was riding a bike to work. and a big wolfhound was eyeing me up waiting for me to start off so it could chase me. but i skitched on Franklin's Maxima and got away.

Trilby · 02-19-2008, 09:03 AM

I dreamt that I was going to truck-driving school (the Big Rig kind) and one of the teachers raped me but I had to forget about it as I wanted to drive that damn truck!

Flint · 02-19-2008, 09:06 AM

You are really messed up in the head, aren't you?

Trilby · 02-19-2008, 09:09 AM

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Originally Posted by Flint

You are really messed up in the head, aren't you?

Not as much as you, ya weirdo.

Aliantha · 02-19-2008, 03:11 PM

Last night I dreamed that Dazza missed his flight today.

euphoriatheory · 02-19-2008, 03:56 PM

Somewhat along the lines of the first post.... I had a dream a few weeks back that Obama won the election and everything was great, until he turned out to be the Antichrist.

HungLikeJesus · 02-19-2008, 04:08 PM

Why is everyone so down on the Antichrist?

Ah, I see. This ties euphoriatheory's dream with Flint's dream in the original post.

kerosene · 02-19-2008, 04:48 PM

HLJ, euphoria didn't trash the antichrist at all...see?

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Originally Posted by euphoriatheory

Somewhat along the lines of the first post.... I had a dream a few weeks back that Obama won the election and everything was great, until he turned out to be the Antichrist...and everything was SPECTACULARRRRR-RRR-RR!

HungLikeJesus · 02-19-2008, 05:42 PM

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Originally Posted by case

HLJ, euphoria didn't trash the antichrist at all...see?

I didn't see the invisible ink writing.

kerosene · 02-19-2008, 05:55 PM

Did I forget the invisible part? Oops.

icileparadise · 02-19-2008, 05:56 PM

President Bush has had the most time off duty than any other President in history he likes his downtime. My question is why any person would want the job anyway. That goes for Gordon Brown in the U.K. Olmet in Isreael, Mushasharef in Pakistan ( Don't ask Bhutto for she cannot reply) and any other State. Kosovo - To be or not be? Who want these jobs? You must be insane to head a government today.

Trilby · 02-19-2008, 06:10 PM

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Originally Posted by icileparadise

Who want these jobs?

Junkies. Power-hungry-crazed junkies.

icileparadise · 02-19-2008, 06:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Brianna

Junkies. Power-hungry-crazed junkies.

Would you do it then? Who wants that shit?

02-18-2008, 11:51 PM	#1
Flint Snowflake Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Dystopia Posts: 13,136	Dreams My wife had a dream that Bush was trying to find a loophole to get elected a third time, and so Karl Rove says, why not just put his name on the ballot. And then, to make sure, they invited all the other candidates somewhere and had Dick Cheney accidentally shoot them in the face. But, so as not to make it look too suspicious, Karl Rove has another idea, to let the corporations of America put up their own candidates. The only ones interested are fast food places, so Ronald McDonald, Wendy, and Jack are running against Karl Rove for president. And Jack wins. __________________ **************** There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio**

02-18-2008, 11:55 PM	#2
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	I had a dream two nights ago that the marina where our boat is (usually) moored was very turbulent and there were waves knocking the boats together, then I was in a boat like ours but not exactly and I couldn't drive it and I was afraid i was going to crash, and then I was trying to scream out for help but the words wouldn't come out. I woke my husband up with the noise I was making though who in turn woke me up. Last night I dreamed Kevin Rudd was a midget and he choked on a cheezle. __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

02-19-2008, 12:16 AM	#3
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	i dreamt i was riding a bike to work. and a big wolfhound was eyeing me up waiting for me to start off so it could chase me. but i skitched on Franklin's Maxima and got away. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

02-19-2008, 09:06 AM	#5
Flint Snowflake Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Dystopia Posts: 13,136	You are really messed up in the head, aren't you? __________________ **************** There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio**

02-19-2008, 03:11 PM	#7
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	Last night I dreamed that Dazza missed his flight today. __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

02-19-2008, 09:03 AM	#4
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	I dreamt that I was going to truck-driving school (the Big Rig kind) and one of the teachers raped me but I had to forget about it as I wanted to drive that damn truck!

02-19-2008, 03:56 PM	#8
euphoriatheory Sealed for your protection. Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: New Hampshire. (It's a real state. It's north of Boston.) Posts: 71	Somewhat along the lines of the first post.... I had a dream a few weeks back that Obama won the election and everything was great, until he turned out to be the Antichrist.

02-19-2008, 04:08 PM	#9
HungLikeJesus Only looks like a disaster tourist Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: above 7,000 feet Posts: 7,208	Why is everyone so down on the Antichrist? Ah, I see. This ties euphoriatheory's dream with Flint's dream in the original post. __________________ Keep Your Bodies Off My Lawn SteveDallas's Random Thread Picker. Last edited by HungLikeJesus; 02-19-2008 at 05:39 PM.

02-19-2008, 05:55 PM	#12
kerosene Touring the facilities Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The plains of Colorado Posts: 3,476	Did I forget the invisible part? Oops.

02-19-2008, 05:56 PM	#13
icileparadise Coronation Incarnate Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Swiss Mountains Posts: 96	President Bush has had the most time off duty than any other President in history he likes his downtime. My question is why any person would want the job anyway. That goes for Gordon Brown in the U.K. Olmet in Isreael, Mushasharef in Pakistan ( Don't ask Bhutto for she cannot reply) and any other State. Kosovo - To be or not be? Who want these jobs? You must be insane to head a government today.

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