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smoothmoniker Corrupted Wish 10-24-2005, 06:02 PM

Trilby *evil chuckle* Ok, you CAN... 10-24-2005, 06:13 PM

Griff Of course he's sweet and kind... 10-24-2005, 06:19 PM

laebedahs Poof! You have a sweet, kind... 10-24-2005, 06:19 PM

Griff Hmmm...this is going smoothly. 10-24-2005, 06:34 PM

Bullitt You lose 30 pounds and get in... 10-24-2005, 06:14 PM

Bullitt Crap Brianna!!!! 10-24-2005, 06:15 PM

lumberjim you lose the thirty pounds in... 10-24-2005, 06:15 PM

lumberjim goddammit 10-24-2005, 06:16 PM

Trilby bullit-you move back to SoCal... 10-24-2005, 06:33 PM

lumberjim yeah, we don;t do rules well.... 10-24-2005, 06:52 PM

Undertoad The new userbase includes a... 10-24-2005, 07:00 PM

Elspode All spammers mysteriously... 10-24-2005, 07:20 PM

Griff You are but you cover the... 10-24-2005, 07:25 PM

BigV Griff: Your paper *is*... 10-24-2005, 07:17 PM

smoothmoniker You are a working journalist,... 10-24-2005, 07:27 PM

Undertoad Bam! Griff's goats are now... 10-24-2005, 07:30 PM

lumberjim i refreshed the thread box... 10-24-2005, 07:52 PM

Griff We do. Deep inside you know... 10-24-2005, 08:16 PM

smoothmoniker Everyone begins refreshing... 10-24-2005, 07:55 PM

lumberjim rofl...everyone except YOU! 10-24-2005, 07:59 PM

Griff You turn 21 and you realize... 10-24-2005, 08:06 PM

Sun_Sparkz You score the winning goal in... 10-24-2005, 08:19 PM

Clodfobble Griff, you are a successful... 10-24-2005, 09:04 PM

Elspode An enterprising young HR exec... 10-24-2005, 09:17 PM

lumberjim You find yourself in a dark... 10-24-2005, 10:26 PM

smoothmoniker looking back at the long... 10-25-2005, 02:53 AM

Beestie Smooth was enjoying his newly... 10-25-2005, 03:40 AM

Pie Bam! You're Alex Trebek. I... 10-25-2005, 08:59 AM

dar512 Bam. Our political system... 10-25-2005, 09:28 AM

Elspode Your kids do their chores,... 10-25-2005, 12:59 PM

Happy Monkey Poof! You become a Pro... 10-25-2005, 01:10 PM

smoothmoniker even after the dozens of... 10-25-2005, 02:49 PM

Pie Freedom's just another word... 10-25-2005, 03:23 PM

Trilby A PhD is bestowed upon you... 10-25-2005, 03:25 PM

mrnoodle You control the entire world.... 10-25-2005, 03:26 PM

Trilby NOODLE!!!! 10-25-2005, 03:27 PM

mrnoodle dude. i was writing it... 10-25-2005, 03:28 PM

BigV Granted. It's only... 10-25-2005, 03:31 PM

Elspode You no longer fear wishing... 10-25-2005, 04:06 PM

BigV Granted. You are cordially... 10-25-2005, 04:51 PM

xoxoxoBruce settled But your so happy... 10-25-2005, 05:26 PM

Bullitt You retire, and 5 days later... 10-25-2005, 07:23 PM

Clodfobble Your attention span focuses... 10-25-2005, 09:56 PM

footfootfoot Every evening you sit down to... 10-25-2005, 10:34 PM

ashke The sun blows up and we all... 10-25-2005, 10:55 PM

Elspode You finish your paper topic... 10-25-2005, 11:40 PM

Tonchi You are now able to... 10-26-2005, 02:20 AM

Sundae You discover that by virtue... 10-26-2005, 05:28 AM

Tonchi Whew! thanks! I was afraid... 10-26-2005, 05:44 PM

Griff darclauz hits the armored... 10-26-2005, 07:33 PM

BigV Careful what you wish for. ... 10-26-2005, 10:47 AM

Elspode You suddenly recall the login... 10-26-2005, 11:29 AM

smoothmoniker you decide to take a little... 10-26-2005, 12:16 PM

BigV The local hardware store has... 10-26-2005, 01:06 PM

wolf You begin to exercise with an... 10-26-2005, 01:11 PM

mrnoodle You get a nice, quiet, 9-5... 10-26-2005, 01:24 PM

Elspode Your employer lets you take... 10-26-2005, 01:36 PM

lumberjim the morning paper arrives... 10-26-2005, 01:42 PM

Elspode The next person to post says... 10-26-2005, 01:45 PM

plthijinx granted. the chiefs now have... 10-26-2005, 02:21 PM

Pie You have an ice-cold heineken... 10-26-2005, 02:44 PM

darclauz poof... you're in a dark bar,... 10-26-2005, 02:47 PM

mrnoodle Pie's boss is darclauz. Upon... 10-26-2005, 02:59 PM

plthijinx pie - your boss suddenly... 10-26-2005, 03:03 PM

Elspode Zap! Plt is fishing, when... 10-26-2005, 03:17 PM

plthijinx POOF - here's your Ritz... 10-26-2005, 03:28 PM

darclauz The Astros take it home! The... 10-26-2005, 03:39 PM

footfootfoot Oh but you did sharpen your... 10-26-2005, 08:36 PM

darclauz footfootfoot...runs across a... 10-26-2005, 09:27 PM

lumberjim footfootfoot has a... 10-26-2005, 09:44 PM

smoothmoniker the painful burning in your... 10-26-2005, 11:21 PM

dar512 You find a B3 in beautiful... 10-26-2005, 11:30 PM

Tonchi You have your wish! Your... 10-27-2005, 12:08 AM

smoothmoniker the new ones are for shite.... 10-27-2005, 01:50 AM

dar512 I dunno. Legacy... 10-27-2005, 09:09 AM

Elspode Tonchi wakes up one morning... 10-27-2005, 01:17 PM

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mrnoodle Elspode has an extraordinary... 10-27-2005, 02:05 PM

Griff sidebar: this is some funny... 10-27-2005, 05:20 PM

BigV After wasting your breath on... 10-27-2005, 03:56 PM

Elspode A wormhole opens in space and... 10-27-2005, 04:14 PM

lumberjim great, now this thread will... 10-27-2005, 06:12 PM

BigV Poof! Thread is rerailed... 10-27-2005, 06:18 PM

lumberjim forsooth. 10-27-2005, 06:29 PM

lumberjim [big black guy voice]watch... 10-27-2005, 06:35 PM

smoothmoniker LJ has his fish too bad they... 10-27-2005, 06:43 PM

BigV Poof! Grouper, Tuna,... 10-27-2005, 06:48 PM

Elspode A bored fairy godmother,... 10-27-2005, 07:30 PM

BigV I refuse to corrupt this... 10-27-2005, 07:35 PM

Griff You posted the name so we all... 10-27-2005, 07:38 PM

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lumberjim trick......or treat? 10-27-2005, 08:14 PM

seakdivers Holy..... that's a biggun. ... 10-27-2005, 08:29 PM

Sun_Sparkz you get a call from the local... 10-27-2005, 10:44 PM

darclauz The flies raze your house,... 10-27-2005, 10:52 PM

Tonchi No problemo. Your mother in... 10-28-2005, 12:24 AM

zippyt poof , you are looking in a... 10-28-2005, 12:24 AM

zippyt Poof , a crew apears and... 10-28-2005, 12:27 AM

Beestie "That was SETI, Mr.... 10-28-2005, 10:46 AM

Tonchi Thanks, Zippyt, that's MUCH... 10-28-2005, 01:43 AM

Elspode The world is at peace. Ever... 10-28-2005, 11:04 AM

Pie Poof, no mistakes to correct.... 10-28-2005, 12:22 PM

BigV I just can't do it. ok.... 10-28-2005, 12:35 PM

wolf You wake from a nightmare... 10-28-2005, 01:35 PM

Elspode The United Nations goes away.... 10-28-2005, 02:43 PM

Tonchi It does! And that includes... 10-28-2005, 04:00 PM

dar512 Your wish is granted. Your... 10-28-2005, 04:40 PM

BigV wrong thread. Oh, ok. ... 10-28-2005, 06:19 PM

wolf At the age of 21 you suddenly... 10-29-2005, 01:32 AM

zippyt Poof you are the venus demilo... 10-29-2005, 01:48 AM

wolf You go to your boss and tell... 10-29-2005, 01:59 AM

Beestie As you unlock your office... 10-29-2005, 02:22 AM

zippyt You get this cryptic letter... 10-29-2005, 02:18 AM

zippyt poof you can do what lance... 10-29-2005, 02:49 AM

smoothmoniker they do, but only long enough... 10-29-2005, 12:14 PM

Elspode You have complete control... 10-29-2005, 05:40 PM

Beestie The garage is now clean. ... 10-29-2005, 09:18 PM

xoxoxoBruce You do, you wish the Sun to... 10-29-2005, 09:48 PM

dar512 That's an easy one. The... 10-29-2005, 09:54 PM

smoothmoniker is the clutter in your garage... 10-29-2005, 10:27 PM

Guyute You find your glasses, but on... 10-30-2005, 12:18 AM

wolf A Second Cup Coffee Shop... 10-30-2005, 12:23 AM

Beestie And in a stunning... 10-30-2005, 01:16 AM

Tonchi NOW! :shotgun: I wish... 10-30-2005, 01:33 AM

zippyt all media BUT television is... 10-30-2005, 12:56 AM

Tonchi Congratulations, you DO hit... 10-30-2005, 01:16 AM

zippyt bury it , beestie will start... 10-30-2005, 01:57 AM

plthijinx granted. unfortunately for... 10-31-2005, 09:07 AM

dar512 Your sister discovers the joy... 10-31-2005, 09:33 AM

xoxoxoBruce The bug IS already... 10-31-2005, 11:11 AM

dar512 Scariest corruption ever. ... 10-31-2005, 01:44 PM

mrnoodle You turn the clock back a few... 10-31-2005, 12:53 PM

Crimson Ghost Ah, but you did. You worked... 10-31-2005, 11:50 PM

Elspode Microsoft reveals and markets... 11-01-2005, 12:54 PM

BigV Granted. Closing day (?) is... 05-13-2006, 11:07 PM

DucksNuts You get a clue about what... 05-13-2006, 11:39 PM

Ibby Granted, the arse keeps... 05-13-2006, 11:55 PM

smoothmoniker After years of study,... 05-14-2006, 02:41 PM

wolf The resulting arterial plaque... 05-14-2006, 03:19 PM

zippyt her name is Juaneeta , she... 05-14-2006, 04:36 PM

Griff Juanita brings your beer as... 05-14-2006, 04:44 PM

zippyt Ok no more brain freeze , but... 05-14-2006, 04:53 PM

Griff You now have a Doctorate in... 05-14-2006, 05:00 PM

zippyt You do , but its a... 05-14-2006, 08:48 PM

DucksNuts Wish granted!! You are able... 05-14-2006, 08:52 PM

skysidhe I wish for something magical.... 05-14-2006, 09:57 PM

Spexxvet You are magically transformed... 05-15-2006, 08:37 AM

skysidhe aww :sniff: I hate... 05-17-2006, 09:55 PM

Ibby Granted, but nobody likes a... 05-16-2006, 09:30 AM

wolf You are so excited at the... 05-16-2006, 12:52 PM

zippyt Poof the perfect ham sandwich... 05-16-2006, 09:25 PM

Tonchi You do win! But due to a... 05-17-2006, 02:16 AM

Guest You receive the Meet The... 05-17-2006, 03:48 AM

smoothmoniker Bam - your wish is granted.... 05-17-2006, 12:31 PM

Elspode You look over your shoulder,... 05-17-2006, 03:03 PM

Guest A truck full of nickels... 05-17-2006, 10:05 PM

zippyt Boom a beautiful beer fountin... 05-17-2006, 10:30 PM

Guest Fine.... you got one, filled... 05-17-2006, 10:49 PM

DucksNuts *poooof* you arrive at your... 05-17-2006, 11:08 PM

romuh doog You're walking on the beach... 05-17-2006, 11:30 PM

Tonchi When you look in your pocket... 05-17-2006, 11:33 PM

Griff Your vcr is completely sound... 05-18-2006, 05:42 AM

footfootfoot I just uploaded the song to... 05-22-2006, 10:55 PM

Elspode In a flash of light, a midget... 05-22-2006, 11:19 PM

Tonchi Since time travel is not... 05-23-2006, 01:37 AM

Ibby Granted. In fact, you feel so... 05-23-2006, 06:24 AM

wolf You find yourself in the... 05-23-2006, 03:02 PM

Pie Okay, your lecture is... 05-23-2006, 03:38 PM

Happy Monkey It wasn't the battery; it was... 05-23-2006, 05:37 PM

Pie (You are probably right, HM.... 05-24-2006, 10:07 AM

skysidhe I wish I could talk like... 05-24-2006, 11:43 AM

Griff You think of the perfect gift... 05-24-2006, 11:50 AM

Pie By simmering and simmering,... 05-24-2006, 11:58 AM

Ibby Everyone is in love with you.... 05-25-2006, 11:05 AM

xoxoxoBruce You finally get to the end of... 05-29-2006, 08:57 PM

Urbane Guerrilla But no: now it's here. ... 02-22-2008, 03:22 AM

Elspode In a sudden flurry of posts,... 02-22-2008, 07:57 AM

Undertoad UT wins $20 on a scratch-off... 05-29-2006, 09:06 PM

smoothmoniker He does. The draft lottery. ... 05-29-2006, 10:27 PM

Ibby Granted, but the buyer turns... 05-29-2006, 11:49 PM

BigV Ta-Da!... 05-30-2006, 12:04 AM

Skunks Irresistibly compelled to... 05-30-2006, 12:14 AM

BigV For that laugh, *I* will do... 05-30-2006, 12:18 AM

Ibby I'll take the wish then: I... 05-30-2006, 05:03 AM

smoothmoniker In a bizzare twist of events,... 05-30-2006, 10:09 AM

Elspode Sadly, you are unable to... 06-01-2006, 04:27 PM

glatt My A/C is out too. I've... 06-01-2006, 04:40 PM

skysidhe Granted A long lost... 06-01-2006, 11:34 PM

BigV And on that note.... Too... 07-24-2007, 07:36 PM

Uisge Beatha No problem. 'Corrupted Wish'... 07-24-2007, 07:49 PM

bluecuracao You've won...A Brand New Car!... 07-24-2007, 07:59 PM

DucksNuts Wish Granted.....youre... 07-24-2007, 08:05 PM

Uisge Beatha Pooof! The magic hits you and... 07-24-2007, 08:18 PM

DucksNuts psssst....did you bring the... 07-24-2007, 08:46 PM

bluecuracao UB's accountant sure did, so... 07-24-2007, 08:53 PM

Uisge Beatha :lol2: The zuke? Of course! I... 07-24-2007, 08:51 PM

BigV Your wish is granted. The... 07-24-2007, 09:09 PM

Griff You are now a professional... 07-25-2007, 06:09 AM

Shawnee123 Aife is now the smartest dog... 07-25-2007, 11:49 AM

glatt You're filthy rich. Bill... 07-25-2007, 11:59 AM

Shawnee123 :cry: 07-25-2007, 12:00 PM

Uisge Beatha Amazing! glatt is suddenly... 07-25-2007, 12:16 PM

Bullitt You don't!! Because of a... 07-25-2007, 12:42 PM

Elspode Phizer invents a new miracle... 07-25-2007, 12:53 PM

Uisge Beatha Aaaaahh, life is good. It is... 07-25-2007, 03:02 PM

DanaC [Not part of the main thrust... 07-25-2007, 03:51 PM

Shawnee123 Poof. You can speak a foreign... 07-25-2007, 03:52 PM

glatt I'm an evil genie. 07-25-2007, 04:07 PM

Griff You are both ten years... 07-26-2007, 10:27 AM

smurfalicious You have good hearing again,... 07-26-2007, 11:09 AM

Shawnee123 Genie, maybe. I don't know... 07-26-2007, 10:23 AM

Uisge Beatha Ah, variety is the spice of... 07-26-2007, 06:55 PM

DanaC You lucky, lucky man, there's... 07-26-2007, 07:05 PM

Uisge Beatha Oh, yes, that's a fine... 07-27-2007, 06:52 PM

Sundae It is no longer humid. New... 07-28-2007, 07:57 AM

Uisge Beatha Brilliant bit about the... 08-04-2007, 10:19 AM

Spexxvet Your coworker stops using... 08-04-2007, 11:25 AM

Griff I've taken care of your... 08-04-2007, 05:22 PM

lookout123 Winter has ended. forever. ... 02-22-2008, 10:07 AM

paddlegal Sick 02-22-2008, 01:16 PM

lookout123 Zap! There is no evil in the... 02-22-2008, 01:18 PM

smoothmoniker You gain an extra 5 minutes... 02-23-2008, 07:07 PM

Griff You have dozens of trenchant... 02-24-2008, 06:39 AM

Clodfobble You know with absolute... 02-24-2008, 10:40 AM

smoothmoniker You sleep longer, much... 02-24-2008, 11:59 AM

deadbeater You find out to your horror... 02-26-2008, 04:20 PM

paddlegal Poof! The Tooth Fairy is a... 02-28-2008, 08:03 AM

DanaC Kazzam! You wake up in the... 02-28-2008, 08:07 AM

smoothmoniker Your students loans are much... 02-28-2008, 11:24 AM

Shawnee123 Your wife finds out about... 02-28-2008, 12:06 PM

Crimson Ghost You can fly like an eagle,... 08-07-2013, 05:45 PM

xoxoxoBruce You need someone to suck that... 08-07-2013, 05:48 PM

limegreenc You can't get a good nights... 08-07-2013, 09:59 PM

Crimson Ghost GET OUT OF MY HEAD!!! :) 08-08-2013, 02:03 PM

Clodfobble You are 29 again... 29 days.... 08-08-2013, 08:36 AM

Crimson Ghost It is, unfortunately, it's in... 08-08-2013, 02:05 PM

limegreenc The morning after giving your... 08-08-2013, 06:43 PM

BigV Careful what you wish for. 03-16-2017, 11:25 PM

xoxoxoBruce Poof, a raging fire leaves... 03-16-2017, 11:45 PM

Gravdigr Mix all your meds into a... 03-18-2017, 03:11 PM

Flint Person 1: I wish America was... 03-17-2017, 12:25 PM

Clodfobble The obvious answer would be... 03-18-2017, 01:38 PM

Gravdigr Poof! Bro is no longer a... 03-18-2017, 03:08 PM

Griff Poof! Your snot has enormous... 03-19-2017, 03:27 PM

Gravdigr :lol2: 03-20-2017, 01:03 AM

lumberjim Your shoulder is nice and... 03-20-2017, 12:47 PM

Gravdigr Yikes. 03-20-2017, 03:56 PM

lumberjim oh, I forgot to wish. I... 03-20-2017, 04:12 PM

xoxoxoBruce Poof, you never think of... 03-20-2017, 05:29 PM

Gravdigr Poof! You have Helen Mirren.... 03-23-2017, 02:29 PM

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02-28-2008, 12:06 PM	#20
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	Your wife finds out about Steak and BJ day, but, misunderstanding what that day is about, takes you to a Steakhouse whose entertainment is an old guy who does BJ Thomas cover songs. I wish I could fly like an eagle. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

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