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03-23-2009, 06:40 PM
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To shreds, you say?
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet!
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About 20 years ago I was riding to work on the LL and it was so crowded there was nothing to hang on to so I stood jammed between a whole pile of people with my hands at my sides. The train lurched to a sudden stop sending everyone about two feet. In the jostle my hand slammed right into this woman's ass. She turned and looked at me and said "Fresh."
I gave her a WTF? look and said "Sorry." I mean everyone was thrown in that stop. As we got off the train she happened to go through the exit gate ahead of me and she turned to hold the gate open and saw it was me and she said something to the effect of "Keep your hands to your self." I rolled my eyes and said "Don't flatter yourself, honey." and brushed past her. Not up to Dorothy Parker's standards but I hadn't had my coffee yet and it at least left her with her mouth open.
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