More Thinngs You Can Do on a Piano

TheMercenary · 06-17-2009, 11:21 PM

Well?

smoothmoniker · 06-17-2009, 11:30 PM

the sex?

DanaC · 06-17-2009, 11:30 PM

Ya. The sexy sex

ZenGum · 06-18-2009, 03:13 AM

You can fit a piano througha nine-inch hole. I've seen the videos.

Playing it again afterwards is harder.

Shawnee123 · 06-18-2009, 06:50 AM

You can make a piano look like a giant roller skate.

classicman · 06-18-2009, 08:56 AM

You can get one for your daughter then when she goes to college you can use it as a place to put shit that you don't know where else to put ...

Shawnee123 · 06-18-2009, 12:51 PM

classic, that's what treadmills are for!

lookout123 · 06-18-2009, 12:52 PM

then where do you put your planes?

Shawnee123 · 06-18-2009, 12:53 PM

On the piano.

Hey, why is everyone looking at me like that? Have I been doing it wrong all this time?

capnhowdy · 06-20-2009, 08:59 AM

You can use them in movies and commercials by dropping them from a skyscraper. Not to worry. The only actor ever injured by this technique was Wile E. Coyote. And it was only superficial.

Shawnee123 · 06-20-2009, 09:32 AM

Until he got some Acme Piano-B-Gone, no wait, I don't think that one worked.

lumberjim · 06-20-2009, 10:30 AM

You can bury President William Taft in one

SteveDallas · 06-20-2009, 11:07 AM

Eddie Valiant's brother was killed by a dropping piano in Who Framed Roger Rabbit.

06-17-2009, 11:21 PM	#1
TheMercenary “Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo” Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Savannah, Georgia Posts: 21,393	More Thinngs You Can Do on a Piano Well? __________________ Anyone but the this most fuked up President in History in 2012!

06-17-2009, 11:30 PM	#2
smoothmoniker to live and die in LA Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 2,090	the sex? __________________ to live and die in LA

06-18-2009, 03:13 AM	#4
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	You can fit a piano througha nine-inch hole. I've seen the videos. Playing it again afterwards is harder. __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

06-18-2009, 06:50 AM	#5
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	You can make a piano look like a giant roller skate. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

06-18-2009, 08:56 AM	#6
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	You can get one for your daughter then when she goes to college you can use it as a place to put shit that you don't know where else to put ... __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

06-18-2009, 12:51 PM	#7
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	classic, that's what treadmills are for! __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

06-18-2009, 12:52 PM	#8
lookout123 changed his status to single Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Right behind you. No, the other side. Posts: 10,308	then where do you put your planes? __________________ Getting knocked down is no sin, it's not getting back up that's the sin

06-18-2009, 12:53 PM	#9
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	On the piano. Hey, why is everyone looking at me like that? Have I been doing it wrong all this time? __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

06-20-2009, 08:59 AM	#10
capnhowdy Blatantly Homosapien Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 6,200	You can use them in movies and commercials by dropping them from a skyscraper. Not to worry. The only actor ever injured by this technique was Wile E. Coyote. And it was only superficial. __________________ Please type slowly. I can't read very fast............... and no holy water, please.

06-20-2009, 09:32 AM	#11
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	Until he got some Acme Piano-B-Gone, no wait, I don't think that one worked. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

06-20-2009, 10:30 AM	#12
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	You can bury President William Taft in one __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

06-20-2009, 11:07 AM	#13
SteveDallas Your Bartender Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Philly Burbs, PA Posts: 7,651	Eddie Valiant's brother was killed by a dropping piano in Who Framed Roger Rabbit.

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