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10-22-2010, 01:52 PM
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The Un-Tuckian
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: South Central...KY that is
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Can You Guess What I Did?
Last nite and the nite before, I did something I've never done before. Two different things.
I'm an average white male, 42 years old. I thought I'd done everything with a female that I'd cared to do (that rules out Cleveland Steamers & Dirty Sanchez' and the like). What I ain't done, ain't a long list. What happened last nite and the nite before both involved nekkidity, but, not sex. During one we touched each other, during one we did not. One activity lasted, literally, alllllll niiiiiiite looooong. The other lasted about ten minutes. And your final clue: One activity involved bodily fluids, the other did not. What did I do?
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10-22-2010, 01:55 PM
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Makes some feel uncomfortable
Join Date: Dec 2005
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Had your butt dildoed?
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10-22-2010, 02:14 PM
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Radical Centrist
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Cottage of Prussia
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Please tell us you didn't pee on her.
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10-22-2010, 02:19 PM
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To shreds, you say?
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet!
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Gazed into each other's eyes and cried at the beauty of it all.
Held hands, gazed into each other's eyes and cried at the beauty of it all. What do I win?
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10-22-2010, 02:23 PM
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We have to go back, Kate!
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Yorkshire
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10-22-2010, 02:34 PM
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Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
Join Date: Jun 2006
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Were you binding the briars with joys and desires? (And sorry, I know you're from Kentucky and all...the briar part was completely unintentional.) *thnort*
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10-22-2010, 02:44 PM
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Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
Join Date: Jun 2006
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Waaaaaaiiiiitttttt a minute. You're 42 years old?
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10-22-2010, 03:34 PM
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Person who doesn't update the user title
Join Date: Jun 2010
Location: Bottom lands of the Missoula floods
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Skinny dipping in the neighbor's hot tub ?
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10-22-2010, 04:00 PM
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Slattern of the Swail
Join Date: Jul 2004
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10-22-2010, 04:10 PM
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Snowflake
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Dystopia
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Dave Chappelle: Okay, I'd have to see a video of him singing "Pee On You," two forms of government ID, a police officer there to verify the whole thing, four or five of my buddies and Neal taking notes, and R. Kelly's grandma to confirm his identity. R. Kelly's Grandma: That's my Robert, always peeing on people.
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10-22-2010, 06:25 PM
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Nearly done.
Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: Teetering on the edge.
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He did not pee on her. Ten minutes might not be all that long but it would still be a very long pee.
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10-22-2010, 08:43 PM
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I hear them call the tide
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Perpetual Chaos
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You proposed, she turned you down/accepted after some deliberation/pussy-footin' around.
you fed each other curry and shat all night.
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10-23-2010, 09:12 AM
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Makes some feel uncomfortable
Join Date: Dec 2005
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Phones sex?
Watch each other masturbate? Tickle her ass with a feather?
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10-23-2010, 09:15 AM
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a beautiful fool
Join Date: Sep 2010
Location: 39.939705
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this is making me uncomfortable
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10-23-2010, 07:07 PM
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Professor
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