I'm about to become a morsel in the banquet of love!

[footfootfoot]

Do not date him Sam I Am.
Do not date him in a train
Do not date him if you have half a brain
Do not date him here or there
Do not date him anywhere...

[ZenGum]

I have no serious advice, but I just have to say:

Originally Posted by Big Sarge

Have him meet you in a parking lot. When gets out of his car, run him down and then back over him a few times. I guarntee you'll be a lot happier in the long run.

I think I see where that comes from, but ... but ... Sarge!

Originally Posted by footfootfoot

Do not date him Sam I Am.
Do not date him in a train
Do not date him if you have half a brain
Do not date him here or there
Do not date him anywhere...

All other arguments are invalid.

[SamIam]

Originally Posted by footfootfoot

Do not date him Sam I Am.
Do not date him in a train
Do not date him if you have half a brain
Do not date him here or there
Do not date him anywhere...

Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce

Aw let him come to Cortez, there's lot of open spaces for shallow graves.

Originally Posted by Big Sarge

Have him meet you in a parking lot. When gets out of his car, run him down and then back over him a few times. I guarntee you'll be a lot happier in the long run.

I love you guys - you just crack me up!

So here's what I'm gonna do. I will not date him here or there - I will
not date him anywhere. Instead, I will have him meet me at a lonely spot outside of town. When he gets out of his truck, I will jump into the driver's seat and smash him flatter than roadkill, hide the body under the nearest sagebrush, and drive off in my new vehicle. If anybody asks about him, I'll just say, "Oh, you know Glen. He might be in Tangiers," and shrug my shoulders.