Children of Satan Vs Children of God. - Page 3

ZenGum · 03-14-2012, 07:21 PM

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Originally Posted by HungLikeJesus

And wives.

Although you might say that had already been covered under "enemies".

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I used to save them, but ran out of places to keep them.

Quit whining. Souls fit in a jam jar. A dead hobo takes up half a freezer.

Sorry to derail your thread, JB.

HungLikeJesus · 03-14-2012, 08:29 PM

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Originally Posted by ZenGum

... Quit whining. Souls fit in a jam jar. A dead hobo takes up half a freezer.

Which is all well and fine until your floor-to-ceiling soul-filled jam jar pyramid collapses and traps you in your living room, leaving you waiting for salvation.

it · 03-15-2012, 04:15 AM

you know i am increasingly interested in having the communal affect of religion, it's just so difficult to feel genuine about it when even your "amen" includes lying through your teeth...

DanaC · 03-15-2012, 04:38 AM

There are other ways to get that sense of community.

ZenGum · 03-15-2012, 06:28 AM

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Originally Posted by HungLikeJesus

Which is all well and fine until your floor-to-ceiling soul-filled jam jar pyramid collapses and traps you in your living room, leaving you waiting for salvation.

Well you've obviously never been buried under an avalanche of hobo corpses after your attic gives way, leaving you with no choice but to eat your way out over three long months.

it · 03-15-2012, 07:36 AM

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Originally Posted by DanaC

There are other ways to get that sense of community.

that's not very detailed...

ZenGum · 03-15-2012, 08:03 AM

Team sports?

Group sex?

Hobo-killin gang?

Like, a normal group of people who hang out with each other a lot and care about each other and stuff?

infinite monkey · 03-15-2012, 08:07 AM

1) Leave your residence
2) Go to places you enjoy
3) Meet others there who must also enjoy those places
4) Start a conversation
5) Repeat as necessary

Undertoad · 03-15-2012, 08:35 AM

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BigV · 03-15-2012, 07:34 PM

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Originally Posted by ZenGum

Although you might say that had already been covered under "enemies".

--snip

Enemies with benefits, perhaps, no?

03-15-2012, 08:03 AM	#37
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03-15-2012, 04:15 AM	#33
it Banned Join Date: Dec 2011 Posts: 772	you know i am increasingly interested in having the communal affect of religion, it's just so difficult to feel genuine about it when even your "amen" includes lying through your teeth...

03-15-2012, 08:07 AM	#38
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