wolf Goes to Rehab (WAS: Tales from the New Nuthouse)

wolf · 07-30-2012, 01:00 PM

So the security guard, the one who bows to me and calls me his goddess ... he comes into the office last night, with a carefully wrapped package in his hands. He says, "Goddess wolf, don't touch this without gloves, but we got to put this away."

"What is it?"

"It's a cell phone. it's wrapped in plastic, and I have two pairs of gloves around it too."

"Why?"

"One of the patients had it on the unit. She was hiding it."

"So, why is it ... oh. was she hiding it in a special place?"

"Yes." (I think he was grateful that I caught on so quickly)

"Did she have it on vibrate?"

The man laughs just like Jeffrey Holder.

The rest of the night he would come by and say ... "Call me."

07-30-2012, 01:00 PM	#11
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	So the security guard, the one who bows to me and calls me his goddess ... he comes into the office last night, with a carefully wrapped package in his hands. He says, "Goddess wolf, don't touch this without gloves, but we got to put this away." "What is it?" "It's a cell phone. it's wrapped in plastic, and I have two pairs of gloves around it too." "Why?" "One of the patients had it on the unit. She was hiding it." "So, why is it ... oh. was she hiding it in a special place?" "Yes." (I think he was grateful that I caught on so quickly) "Did she have it on vibrate?" The man laughs just like Jeffrey Holder. The rest of the night he would come by and say ... "Call me." __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

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