wolf Goes to Rehab (WAS: Tales from the New Nuthouse)

wolf · 09-12-2012, 03:37 PM

So, I'm on the phone with an insurance company, and they are asking me about a patient's medical conditions.

wolf: He's got Hypospadias.

insurancelady: What's that?

Now, I figured I would be asked so I looked it up before making my phone call.

wolf: It is a malformation of the urethra in which it emerges from a different part of his wee-wee.

insurancelady: ew. Oh, my friend's son had that. he had to have surgery to correct it.

wolf: yeah, that's the one. This dude had surgery too.

insurancelady: What else does he have?

wolf: Nystagmus.

insurance lady: what's that one?

wolf: He's cross-eyed. Actually, I could have saved time and just told you he was cock-eyed, but in two different ways.

09-12-2012, 03:37 PM	#11
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	So, I'm on the phone with an insurance company, and they are asking me about a patient's medical conditions. wolf: He's got Hypospadias. insurancelady: What's that? Now, I figured I would be asked so I looked it up before making my phone call. wolf: It is a malformation of the urethra in which it emerges from a different part of his wee-wee. insurancelady: ew. Oh, my friend's son had that. he had to have surgery to correct it. wolf: yeah, that's the one. This dude had surgery too. insurancelady: What else does he have? wolf: Nystagmus. insurance lady: what's that one? wolf: He's cross-eyed. Actually, I could have saved time and just told you he was cock-eyed, but in two different ways. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests)