A Piece of the Action

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Originally Posted by DanaC

My Old Man Said Be A City Fan
(to the tune of 'Don't Dilly Dally On The Way')

My old man, said "be a city fan",
I said "f*ck off, you're a c*nt!",
"I'd rather shag a bucket with a big hole in it,
Than be a city fan for just one minute".

With hatchets and hammers,
Stanley knives and spanners,
We'll show those city b*stards how to fight,
(how to fight)
"I'd rather shag a bucket with a big hole in it,
Than be a city fan!".
(all together now)..

This is my fave from when I used to go to Birmingham City (Bachelor Boy):

When I was young my father said
"Son I have something to say....
You be a Villa fan,
until your dying day."

I said "Bollocks you Cunt I'm a Birmingham fan
And that's the way I'll stay
I'll be a Birmingham Fan
Until my dying day"