Mexican Radioactive Material Theft

[Undertoad]

Found

The cobalt-60 was found, removed from its casing, in a rural area near the town of Hueypoxtla, about 25 miles from where the truck was stolen. Jimenez said he suspected that curiosity got the better of the thieves, and they opened the box. So far the carjackers have not been arrested, but authorities expect they will not live long.

“The people who handled it will have severe problems with radiation,” he said. “They will, without a doubt, die.”

Instant karma's gonna get you
Gonna knock you right in the head
You better get a geiger counter
Levels gonna show in the red

And we all shine on
Like the moon and the stars and the sun
Well, we all shine on
Due to ray-dee-ay-shawn

[Spexxvet]

Originally Posted by Undertoad

Found

“They will, without a doubt, die.”

The most obvious statement ever, Captain Obvious.