What do women want?

[Sundae]

I'd like some sex please.
Nothing fancy, just good kissing, a bit of fondling and some hokey-pokey.

Not from just anyone of course.
But I'm not lusting after a Hollywood stud or a magazine model.
Pecs and abs and washboard stomach and all that has never really been my thing.

Someone I can talk with, laugh with, who catches some of my cultural references and spins them back. Or doesn't, but lobs different ones at me.

I'm not relationship material. I'm bloody lousy at them. So I have given up.
But you'd think I could get a bit of fun and frolics for the asking, right?
Hmmmm.
Maybe I should start asking.