Can You Guess What I Did? - Page 2

Gravdigr · 10-24-2010, 02:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Spexxvet

Watch each other masturbate?

Ding! We have half a winner.

I almost wouldn't admit to that

...but at least there was a female involved. This time.

It was better than I thought it would be (if you haven't done this, it was better than you're prolly thinking too), but I still felt a little, I don't know, weird about the whole thing. It wasn't as hard once she got going good...Well, I mean, that's when it was hardest, but, that's when it got easier, for me.

But, it was her idea, and, what Baby wants Baby gets. Cuz Gravdigr likes Baby.

Gravdigr · 10-24-2010, 02:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spexxvet

Had your butt dildoed?

Uh, no.

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Originally Posted by Undertoad

Please tell us you didn't pee on her.

I did not pee on her.

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Originally Posted by Shawnee123

Waaaaaaiiiiitttttt a minute. You're 42 years old?

Afraid so. Wanna fight about it?

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Originally Posted by monster

...you fed each other curry and shat all night.

Gravdigr · 10-24-2010, 03:18 AM

I'm tempted to let you guys keep guessing as to the other thing, cuzz you're cracking me up. But it's not nearly as entertaining a subject.

I slept with a completely naked female. I was completely naked too. In the same bed. And no sex! (

I know!!) Which until then was a foreign concept to me. She's naked, you're naked, you're in a bed, WTF?!

She said she just didn't want to sleep alone. It didn't hit me that both of us sleep in our b-day suit til we were literally beside the bed getting into it. She slept like a stone. No sleep for me. I may have dozed off a little after daylight. She got ready and left for work, I got dressed, went home, and, went to bed till like three in the afternoon.

She made me take the rubber band that holds my ponytail out of my hair, and made me remove my dad's dogtag chain, which I wear as a bracelet. I was as naked as the day I was born. I noticed a few minutes later that she had removed rings, necklaces, and anything she wasn't born with.

What the hell's that about, I wonder...

Gravdigr · 10-24-2010, 03:29 AM

I'm such a dumbass!!!

I just realized that was the first time we spent a whole night together. As in, a sleepover. Shit, that has to mean something...

WTF does it mean???

xoxoxoBruce · 10-24-2010, 08:17 AM

She wanted to find out if you fart and/or snore in your sleep, but you fooled her by not sleeping.

OR, she wanted to see if you could control yourself and not attack her as she slept.
OR, she wanted to be attacked as she slept.
OR, she wanted to see if you would have to go home, because of family.
OR, she was worried about a stalker.
OR, she wanted her neighbors to see you leave in the morning.
OR, she wanted to mind fuck you... which she did.

morethanpretty · 10-24-2010, 09:40 AM

Wait...you like a baby? And I thought dating a guy 1 year younger than me was cradle robbing...

Gravdigr · 10-24-2010, 04:39 PM

Damn, how old did you people think I was? (Old enough to know better than to beat off in front my beneficial friend? Guess not.)

monster · 10-24-2010, 08:08 PM

Shawnee thought you were in your 70s. Now she knows otherwise.... watch out!

BigV · 10-24-2010, 08:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gravdigr

Ding! We have half a winner.

I almost wouldn't admit to that

...but at least there was a female involved. This time.

It was better than I thought it would be (if you haven't done this, it was better than you're prolly thinking too), but I still felt a little, I don't know, weird about the whole thing. It wasn't as hard once she got going good...Well, I mean, that's when it was hardest, but, that's when it got easier, for me.

But, it was her idea, and, what Baby wants Baby gets. Cuz Gravdigr likes Baby.

From The Ethical Slut:...

Quote:

Take it from us, the way to get what you want in sex is to ask for it. And the way to get a good reputation as an excellent lover is to ask each partner what he or she likes and let them show you how to do it exactly right: Janet makes a point of having her lovers masturbate for her early on in the relationship, so she can watch how they do it and make mental notes about what kinds of stimulation they like to feel. Once you get past the initial embarrassment, actually easy and will make you a very popular lover indeed.

I can confirm this, the embarrassment and the sexy fun and the instructiveness.

Getgo · 10-24-2010, 08:32 PM

Spit back and forth on each other.

Gravdigr · 10-25-2010, 02:01 AM

"Oooh."

"AAaahhhhh."

"Oh, yeah!"

"Baby that's it, that's it babay...."

"Yeah, oh, yeah. Spit on me."

"Oh yeah, I'm gonna sp-wait, whut?"

Trilby · 10-25-2010, 05:43 AM

sex. It's so weird.

Rhianne · 10-25-2010, 07:25 AM

I'm sorry but I can't help feeling a little disappointed by this thread, cheated even. I was expecting (and hoping for) something seriously kinky, something I could tell people about - and all I get is people masturbating then going to sleep. Isn't that what most folk do everyday.

Shawnee123 · 10-25-2010, 07:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gravdigr

Damn, how old did you people think I was? (Old enough to know better than to beat off in front my beneficial friend? Guess not.)

I had it in my head you were like, late 20s. No idea why!

xoxoxoBruce · 10-25-2010, 08:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rhianne

- and all I get is people masturbating then going to sleep. Isn't that what most folk do everyday.

You've been peeking!

10-24-2010, 03:18 AM	#18
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	I'm tempted to let you guys keep guessing as to the other thing, cuzz you're cracking me up. But it's not nearly as entertaining a subject. I slept with a completely naked female. I was completely naked too. In the same bed. And no sex! ( I know!!) Which until then was a foreign concept to me. She's naked, you're naked, you're in a bed, WTF?! She said she just didn't want to sleep alone. It didn't hit me that both of us sleep in our b-day suit til we were literally beside the bed getting into it. She slept like a stone. No sleep for me. I may have dozed off a little after daylight. She got ready and left for work, I got dressed, went home, and, went to bed till like three in the afternoon. She made me take the rubber band that holds my ponytail out of my hair, and made me remove my dad's dogtag chain, which I wear as a bracelet. I was as naked as the day I was born. I noticed a few minutes later that she had removed rings, necklaces, and anything she wasn't born with. What the hell's that about, I wonder... __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

10-24-2010, 03:29 AM	#19
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	I'm such a dumbass!!! I just realized that was the first time we spent a whole night together. As in, a sleepover. Shit, that has to mean something... WTF does it mean??? __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

10-24-2010, 08:17 AM	#20
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	She wanted to find out if you fart and/or snore in your sleep, but you fooled her by not sleeping. OR, she wanted to see if you could control yourself and not attack her as she slept. OR, she wanted to be attacked as she slept. OR, she wanted to see if you would have to go home, because of family. OR, she was worried about a stalker. OR, she wanted her neighbors to see you leave in the morning. OR, she wanted to mind fuck you... which she did. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

10-24-2010, 09:40 AM	#21
morethanpretty Thats "Miss Zipper Neck" to you. Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: little town (but not the littlest) in texas Posts: 2,957	Wait...you like a baby? And I thought dating a guy 1 year younger than me was cradle robbing... __________________ Addicts may suck dick for coke, but love came up with the idea to put a dick in there to begin with. -Jack O'Brien

10-24-2010, 04:39 PM	#22
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Damn, how old did you people think I was? (Old enough to know better than to beat off in front my beneficial friend? Guess not.) __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

10-24-2010, 08:08 PM	#23
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	Shawnee thought you were in your 70s. Now she knows otherwise.... watch out! __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

10-24-2010, 08:32 PM	#25
Getgo Coronation Incarnate Join Date: Jul 2010 Posts: 94	Spit back and forth on each other.

10-25-2010, 02:01 AM	#26
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	"Oooh." "AAaahhhhh." "Oh, yeah!" "Baby that's it, that's it babay...." "Yeah, oh, yeah. Spit on me." "Oh yeah, I'm gonna sp-wait, whut?" __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

10-25-2010, 05:43 AM	#27
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	sex. It's so weird. __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

10-25-2010, 07:25 AM	#28
Rhianne Nearly done. Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Teetering on the edge. Posts: 1,134	I'm sorry but I can't help feeling a little disappointed by this thread, cheated even. I was expecting (and hoping for) something seriously kinky, something I could tell people about - and all I get is people masturbating then going to sleep. Isn't that what most folk do everyday.

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