What SHOULD you know - Page 3

Uisge Beatha · 07-06-2007, 06:33 PM

To come in out of the rain

To always put on clean underwear before going out

To never....aw, no more joking......

How to forget the P.C. nonsense and just be a decent person (without others pressuring you)

To not be too ready to judge others (something that I still slip-up on)

Oh, and the directions to the Cellar!

Weird Harold · 07-06-2007, 08:42 PM

Men should know how to please a woman. No offense to any younger guys here, but you don't have a clue. It's not your fault. Apparently it spoils it, for the woman to have to explain it to you, and there is no mentoring system where the older guys help you, because that's the only thing we have going for us.

lumberjim · 07-06-2007, 08:46 PM

yeah,.....i'm not telling them. fucken figure it out on yer own

07-06-2007, 08:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Weird Harold

Men should know how to please a woman. No offense to any younger guys here, but you don't have a clue. It's not your fault. Apparently it spoils it, for the woman to have to explain it to you, and there is no mentoring system where the older guys help you, because that's the only thing we have going for us.

I'm tellin' my son, if I live long enough. If not, my wife better.

Cloud · 07-06-2007, 08:53 PM

there's a way to please us?

zippyt · 07-06-2007, 08:56 PM

How to SWIM !!!
Every body should be tought this , just like wipeing your butt , tieing your shoes , etc,,,,,
Especaly if the parents cant swim !!!

07-06-2007, 08:58 PM

The idea of not being able to swim freaks me out.

zippyt · 07-06-2007, 09:05 PM

You should have seen the big bad ass marines doing swim qual , bad asses wimpering like little girls as I swam by doing the back stroke flipping them off !!!
I blame their parents !!!

HungLikeJesus · 07-07-2007, 09:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Weird Harold

Men should know how to please a woman. No offense to any younger guys here, but you don't have a clue. It's not your fault. Apparently it spoils it, for the woman to have to explain it to you, and there is no mentoring system where the older guys help you, because that's the only thing we have going for us.

Well, are you going to tell us or not?

skysidhe · 07-07-2007, 02:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Weird Harold

Men should know how to please a woman. No offense to any younger guys here, but you don't have a clue. It's not your fault. Apparently it spoils it, for the woman to have to explain it to you, and there is no mentoring system where the older guys help you, because that's the only thing we have going for us.

If they are gay then it's not their fault. I somehow thought Bi sexual guys would be good with women but now I think they just like to 'get off' or they work at it as if they are driving a car without power steering, fortunately I havn't met many straight men like that. Maybe only one in my whole life.

Weird Harold · 07-08-2007, 12:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HLJ

Well, are you going to tell us or not?

I'd tell ya, but then I'd have to kill ya.

Weird Harold · 07-08-2007, 06:22 AM

I thought about it, and as long as you promise to keep it a secret, I'll tell you. I should warn you, if you think you have pleased a woman before, she was faking it. Just be prepared for the real thing. There will be lots of moaning, and whimpering with pleasure, and when she screams more, more! She is really going to mean it.

If you think you are ready for this then click on the link, get the necessary materials, and make no substitutions. I can't stress enough how important it this is. If you try to make do with what you have around the house, you will fail. Also follow the instructions exactly, except where it says 8 to 10 minutes, I always do 11 minutes, it all depends on size, you'll understand when you get there.

Good luck

http://allrecipes.com/Recipe/Chocola...-I/Detail.aspx

monster · 07-08-2007, 01:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by zippyt

How to SWIM !!!

Couldn't agree more. Especially as we're now living somewhere where you can get swim scholarships at Uni

Stormieweather · 07-08-2007, 02:16 PM

You should know the difference between your wants and your needs.

You should know how to say no.

You should know what makes you truly happy.

richlevy · 07-08-2007, 02:40 PM

That I am the smartest and most handsome man on the planet.

You should know this because I thought to say it first, proving how smart I am.

Seriously, you should know how to raise a child. Statistically, almost everyone will.
You should know your Constitutional rights. I don't think many schools teach civics anymore.
You should know where and how to vote.

07-06-2007, 08:42 PM	#32
Weird Harold Vice-President of Resentment Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Central Illinois Posts: 199	Men should know how to please a woman. No offense to any younger guys here, but you don't have a clue. It's not your fault. Apparently it spoils it, for the woman to have to explain it to you, and there is no mentoring system where the older guys help you, because that's the only thing we have going for us. __________________ I don't need a whole lottsa money. I don't need a big fine car.

07-06-2007, 08:46 PM	#33
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	yeah,.....i'm not telling them. fucken figure it out on yer own __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

07-06-2007, 08:53 PM	#35
Cloud ... Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,360	there's a way to please us? __________________ "Guard your honor. Let your reputation fall where it will. And outlive the bastards!"

07-06-2007, 08:56 PM	#36
zippyt LONG LIVE KING ZIPPY! per Feetz Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Arkansas Posts: 7,661	How to SWIM !!! Every body should be tought this , just like wipeing your butt , tieing your shoes , etc,,,,, Especaly if the parents cant swim !!! __________________ "Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. " Brother Dave Gardner

07-06-2007, 09:05 PM	#38
zippyt LONG LIVE KING ZIPPY! per Feetz Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Arkansas Posts: 7,661	You should have seen the big bad ass marines doing swim qual , bad asses wimpering like little girls as I swam by doing the back stroke flipping them off !!! I blame their parents !!! __________________ "Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. " Brother Dave Gardner

07-06-2007, 06:33 PM	#31
Uisge Beatha Lecturer Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 945	To come in out of the rain To always put on clean underwear before going out To never....aw, no more joking...... How to forget the P.C. nonsense and just be a decent person (without others pressuring you) To not be too ready to judge others (something that I still slip-up on) Oh, and the directions to the Cellar!

07-06-2007, 08:58 PM	#37
rkzenrage Guest Posts: n/a	The idea of not being able to swim freaks me out.

07-08-2007, 06:22 AM	#42
Weird Harold Vice-President of Resentment Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Central Illinois Posts: 199	I thought about it, and as long as you promise to keep it a secret, I'll tell you. I should warn you, if you think you have pleased a woman before, she was faking it. Just be prepared for the real thing. There will be lots of moaning, and whimpering with pleasure, and when she screams more, more! She is really going to mean it. If you think you are ready for this then click on the link, get the necessary materials, and make no substitutions. I can't stress enough how important it this is. If you try to make do with what you have around the house, you will fail. Also follow the instructions exactly, except where it says 8 to 10 minutes, I always do 11 minutes, it all depends on size, you'll understand when you get there. Good luck http://allrecipes.com/Recipe/Chocola...-I/Detail.aspx __________________ I don't need a whole lottsa money. I don't need a big fine car.

07-08-2007, 02:16 PM	#44
Stormieweather Wearing her bitch boots Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Floriduh Posts: 1,181	You should know the difference between your wants and your needs. You should know how to say no. You should know what makes you truly happy. __________________ "First they ignore you, then they ridicule you, then they fight you, then you win." - Mahatma Gandhi

07-08-2007, 02:40 PM	#45
richlevy King Of Wishful Thinking Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Philadelphia Suburbs Posts: 6,669	That I am the smartest and most handsome man on the planet. You should know this because I thought to say it first, proving how smart I am. Seriously, you should know how to raise a child. Statistically, almost everyone will. You should know your Constitutional rights. I don't think many schools teach civics anymore. You should know where and how to vote. __________________ Exercise your rights and remember your obligations - VOTE! I have always believed that hope is that stubborn thing inside us that insists, despite all the evidence to the contrary, that something better awaits us so long as we have the courage to keep reaching, to keep working, to keep fighting. -- Barack Hussein Obama

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