I believe that US Americans...

Griff · 08-31-2007, 11:54 AM

... need to make sure their daughters go to class.

yesman065 · 08-31-2007, 11:55 AM

Oh no - Not again?

freshnesschronic · 08-31-2007, 11:55 AM

I saw this coupla days ago. Really, really, really stupid. And paving a new way for blonde jokes. But she looky good, though.

piercehawkeye45 · 08-31-2007, 12:11 PM

Merc beat you to it.

http://cellar.org/showthread.php?t=15198

Griff · 08-31-2007, 12:12 PM

Ah, I dropped the ball.

What do you believe US Americans?

glatt · 08-31-2007, 12:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Griff

What do you believe US Americans?

When I saw this the other day, I was thinking about what I might say in her place. Nothing that stupid, but I'd have a hard time saying anything that might sound inspirational.

I'd say something like: They can't find the US on the map simply because they don't care. They don't see the point of learning it. In their lives, they don't need to know, and they have no curiosity about it.

Spexxvet · 08-31-2007, 01:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Griff

...What do you believe US Americans?

I believe that US Americans should French ......... Italian women.... but should Greece ........ their Poles .... before sodomizing them. US Americans should Serb their ......... brocoli a .... rab ..... on ....... China. When US Americans travels ... they should Pakistan in the trunk .... if they're going to take a Stan. A US American got conned by .... someone named .... Jordan ...... Egypt him out of hundreds of ..... Kashmir sweaters. ...... Oman, could he play Qatar!

Shawnee123 · 08-31-2007, 01:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Spexxvet

I believe that US Americans should French ......... Italian women.... but should Greece ........ their Poles .... before sodomizing them. US Americans should Serb their ......... brocoli a .... rab ..... on ....... China. When US Americans travels ... they should Pakistan in the trunk .... if they're going to take a Stan. A US American got conned by .... someone named .... Jordan ...... Egypt him out of hundreds of ..... Kashmir sweaters. ...... Oman, could he play Qatar!

lol.

I was trying to be nice (for once--practicing my diplomacy) so I left this off earlier, but I was thinking: youse guys could surely find something to stick in her mouth so you didn't have to have a conversation with her.

JuancoRocks · 08-31-2007, 09:39 PM

When you ask for directions with a map, people are willing to help you.

When you ask for directions with a globe....That's a whole 'nother story.
(unknown comic)

TheMercenary · 09-03-2007, 12:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Spexxvet

I believe that US Americans should French ......... Italian women.... but should Greece ........ their Poles .... before sodomizing them. US Americans should Serb their ......... brocoli a .... rab ..... on ....... China. When US Americans travels ... they should Pakistan in the trunk .... if they're going to take a Stan. A US American got conned by .... someone named .... Jordan ...... Egypt him out of hundreds of ..... Kashmir sweaters. ...... Oman, could he play Qatar!

Outstanding.

Spexxvet · 09-04-2007, 08:43 AM

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Originally Posted by TheMercenary

Outstanding.

Wow. That's the first positive thing you've posted to me or about me. Thanks.

Shawnee123 · 08-31-2007, 12:40 PM

I know what you mean, Glatt. A question like that on the fly? Saying things like you said, like i might say, is certainly not what they're looking for. It's a strange question, and one hard to find a diplomatic answer for.

I saw a clip of some morning show where they asked her a question, might have been about global warming, where she was prepared with an answer, but I thought it was cool they were helping her out of her embarrassment. She said on the show how hard it was to be on TV after saying something so stupid that became a big news item. So, I give her credit for that.

Griff · 08-31-2007, 12:53 PM

It was a bad question, but you could see her coaching coming out. You don't have to know anything but hit a few buzz words and you'll win. I'm just really anti-pageant. I don't see any redeeming values in the things.

glatt · 08-31-2007, 01:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Griff

you could see her coaching coming out.

That's an understatement.

lumberjim · 08-31-2007, 01:21 PM

what?

if you don't HAVE a map, how can you be expected to read it? And if the South Africans and Iraqis won't help us? what the hell can you do?

she's one sharp cookie if you ask me. I mean,....her makeup was perfect! you think that comes easy?

08-31-2007, 11:54 AM	#1
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	I believe that US Americans... ... need to make sure their daughters go to class. __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

08-31-2007, 12:12 PM	#5
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	Ah, I dropped the ball. What do you believe US Americans? __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

08-31-2007, 09:39 PM	#9
JuancoRocks Sir Post-A-Lot Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Paradise Valley, Arizona Posts: 437	US Americans... When you ask for directions with a map, people are willing to help you. When you ask for directions with a globe....That's a whole 'nother story. (unknown comic) __________________ "That's just like your opinion man"

08-31-2007, 12:40 PM	#12
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	I know what you mean, Glatt. A question like that on the fly? Saying things like you said, like i might say, is certainly not what they're looking for. It's a strange question, and one hard to find a diplomatic answer for. I saw a clip of some morning show where they asked her a question, might have been about global warming, where she was prepared with an answer, but I thought it was cool they were helping her out of her embarrassment. She said on the show how hard it was to be on TV after saying something so stupid that became a big news item. So, I give her credit for that. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

08-31-2007, 12:53 PM	#13
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	It was a bad question, but you could see her coaching coming out. You don't have to know anything but hit a few buzz words and you'll win. I'm just really anti-pageant. I don't see any redeeming values in the things. __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

08-31-2007, 11:55 AM	#2
yesman065 Banned - Self Imposed Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 1,847	Oh no - Not again?

08-31-2007, 11:55 AM	#3
freshnesschronic Professor Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 1,555	I saw this coupla days ago. Really, really, really stupid. And paving a new way for blonde jokes. But she looky good, though.

08-31-2007, 12:11 PM	#4
piercehawkeye45 Franklin Pierce Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Minnesota Posts: 3,695	Merc beat you to it. http://cellar.org/showthread.php?t=15198

08-31-2007, 01:21 PM	#15
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	what? if you don't HAVE a map, how can you be expected to read it? And if the South Africans and Iraqis won't help us? what the hell can you do? she's one sharp cookie if you ask me. I mean,....her makeup was perfect! you think that comes easy? __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

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