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Old 03-26-2009, 01:58 AM   #1
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Stooges cast firming

Variety reports that the Farrelly Bros. are working on a Three Stooges film and they have this cast in mind:

Moe: Benicio Del Toro

Curly: Jim Carrey + 40 lbs

Larry: Sean Penn

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Old 03-26-2009, 02:11 AM   #2
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Old 03-26-2009, 02:26 AM   #3
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I'm sure they'll be all polished and everything the stooges weren't.
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Old 03-26-2009, 03:21 AM   #4
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Old 03-26-2009, 04:07 AM   #5
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Variety reports that the Farrelly Bros. are working on a Three Stooges film and they have this cast in mind:

Moe: Benicio Del Toro

Curly: Jim Carrey + 40 lbs

Larry: Sean Penn

what say you

NO!
NO NO NO FUCKING NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Frankie Four Fingers, The Grinch, and Spicolli?


Try this -

Moe - Ethan Sandler

Curly - Greg Valentine
OR
Curly - Jim Norton

Larry Fine - David Faustino


Or go with the cast of the movie -
Paul Ben-Victor ... Moe Howard
Evan Handler ... Larry Fine
John Kassir ... Shemp Howard
Michael Chiklis ... Jerome 'Curly' Howard
Peter Callan ... Joe DeRita
Laurence Coy ... Joe Besser
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Moe was 5'4", Del Toro is 6'2".
Curly was 5'5", Carrey is 6'1".
Larry was 5'4", Penn is 5'9".
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Old 03-26-2009, 09:40 AM   #6
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Old 03-26-2009, 10:12 AM   #7
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they shouldn't even be considering making a stooges movie. i bet they're figuring to do it in color......for shame
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Old 03-26-2009, 10:29 AM   #8
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I am FUCKING OUTRAGED at the sheer HEIGHT of these actors!
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Moe was 5'4", Del Toro is 6'2".
Curly was 5'5", Carrey is 6'1".
Larry was 5'4", Penn is 5'9".
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GODDAMNIT you tall, unfunny motherfuckers.
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Old 03-26-2009, 10:37 AM   #9
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Maybe they need this guy.
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Old 03-26-2009, 10:41 AM   #10
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Old 03-26-2009, 03:51 PM   #11
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If there's one thing I'm sure of, it's tough to find a good Moe.
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Old 03-26-2009, 04:11 PM   #12
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Benecio del Toro?

Really?

What?
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Old 03-26-2009, 04:27 PM   #13
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I almost cried when I saw the Stooges movie. When they screwed over Curly, and Chiklis gave that speech.
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