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02-06-2011, 05:45 PM | #1 |
I hear them call the tide
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Valentines Verses (or Versus)
Post your funny, terrible, awe-inspiring, parody, mushy, haiku, sonnet, roses are red rip-off....whatever Valentines Verses here. The only "rule" is you wrote it yourself.
Valentines Versus Hallmark's in the Red Corner. Who will ring the bell? as you can see, there is no quality control. I'm tempted to post a competition/poll for the funniest, though, I need a laugh.
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02-06-2011, 06:06 PM | #2 |
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Rose's are red
Violet's are blue Yours are enormous And streaked with poo.
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02-06-2011, 06:10 PM | #3 | |
We have to go back, Kate!
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Roses are red,
Violets are blue, But since you have allergies, This bunch of twigs will have to do.
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02-06-2011, 07:14 PM | #4 |
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ha!
You cheeky monkey! I need you to finger my cellar typewriter
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02-07-2011, 02:48 PM | #5 |
polaroid of perfection
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I loved you and you left me
And my pining made me sick For Valentines I hope you get A case of spotted dick |
02-07-2011, 08:33 PM | #6 |
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excellent, SG
Valentine's Day -from then to now Blushing, shy calf to Fatted Cow From nameless and subtle to shameless and brash If you really love me, give me all your cash.
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02-09-2011, 08:05 AM | #7 |
Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
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I miss you my darling
Ever since we parted But love is in the air 'Cause before you left you farted. ____________________________ Why do you love me You said to me Disdainfully. I said to you You are my rock Plus you have a giant cock. Why do I love thee You said to me Dejectedly. I said to you You love my wits! No, you said, it is your tits. --Emily Dicksinsome |
02-09-2011, 08:42 PM | #8 |
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Normal boyfriends break your heart
But you had to go and break my goddamn toilet! With your death-defying fart.
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02-10-2011, 08:30 AM | #9 |
Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
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I gave my love a cherry
Then we got stoned I gave my love a chicken And then we boned But all this giving's over This has to end Don't be such a baby Just stop cryin' |
02-11-2011, 01:33 AM | #10 |
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ummmm thought about an answer to that but i digress. anon slapped me in the back of the head.
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02-11-2011, 11:58 AM | #11 |
I'm still a jerk
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Your 1#
on a list of 20 people I'm going to kill
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02-11-2011, 04:36 PM | #12 |
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Thighs clamped around my head
Squeakin' springs in the bed Moans and groans all thru the night Pushin' & pullin' with all my might Her ass a-bouncing, my love a-flowin' The First Valentine's with Baby is all I'm knowin'.
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02-11-2011, 07:41 PM | #13 |
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On Valentine's day, we old wives hear
If you've been a good lover all year The bj fairy will put in a showing So let's all hope for a report that's glowing
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02-12-2011, 09:59 AM | #14 |
polaroid of perfection
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Thought I'd try a romantic one:
Pizza for Jism Give me pizza on Valentines Day Show me you don't care what I weigh Neverending pizza, and then I'll say "Lie back darlin', time for your BJ" And I will swallow you, don't you fret Deep in my throat all salty and wet A BJ for pizza, not a bad bet Just feed me pizza and that's what you'll get So this VD no need to feel glum I get mine and you'll get some Just remember this rule of thumb Give me pizza I'll suck til you cum Inspired by Shawnee (the pizza bit anyway) |
02-12-2011, 01:08 PM | #15 |
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