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Old 04-18-2013, 10:19 PM   #1
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I think this would make a good movie. It starts with a guy who is just trying to make it as and artist. Only problem is he has mental disability that hinders him from working a regular job. He's maxed out his potential as a single man and realizes he not that great of an artist. So he realizes he needs someone of the opposite sex to balance him out. So he sets up a web site with everything he likes and presents himself as a freelance artist that has gotten into some rather dangerous trouble but has overcome it. And this is the advertisement he presents. ATTENTION LADIES MY NAME IS JASON. I AM LOOKING FOR A WOMAN WHO IS STRONGER THAN ME SPIRITUALLY WHO CAN HELP ME WAKE UP FROM THIS FANTASY LAND AND HELP ME SUCCEED. I JUST DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO. SOME OF THE PEOPLE WHO HAVE WORKED WITH ME WOULD SAY I AM LOST, SOME WOULD SAY I'M GOOD. AND MANY OF THEM ARE VERY EXCELLENT ARTIST. SO AT THIS POINT IT'S UP TO YOU. And Then the movie just plays out right here on this web site with some random chick saying hi.
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