Britons named world's biggest emitters

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Originally Posted by Aliantha

I think Australians fart the most and loudest in public because we're all uncouth and crass and descended from convicts.

And we give them scores out of ten, for technical difficulty and artistic merit.

I'm not so worried about being descended from convicts. What worries me is that quite a few of us must be descended from prison guards. Ughghghgh.

Better that than puritans.