What do women want?

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Originally Posted by DanaC

...any more than you can 'understand men'...

Dave Chappelle 'splained it pretty well:

Chivalry died when women started readin' the shit in all them magazines. They got too much advice about men from other women. And they don't know what the fuck they're talkin' about. I see them in the grocery store, says on the cover "100 Ways to Please Your Man" by some lady. Come on, man. Ain't no 100 ways. That list is four things long. Just suck his dick, play with his balls, fix him a sandwich, and don't talk so much and he'll be happy!

Yes, I know, that was wrong of him...he shoulda said 'sammich', instead of 'sandwich'.


Just a little humor ladies, don't all of ya shoot at me at once...