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Undertoad Down here at the pawn shop 03-01-2012, 08:37 PM

monster I would love that job. I'm... 03-01-2012, 09:06 PM

Sundae I will do that when I'm dead. 03-01-2012, 10:03 PM

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infinite monkey So, many of you know what the... 03-02-2012, 10:47 AM

monster (pawn and porn are... 03-01-2012, 10:26 PM

Clodfobble That's fricking hysterical. ... 03-02-2012, 07:45 AM

Trilby Sounds like the kind of job I... 03-02-2012, 08:27 AM

Undertoad Today was guitar day at the... 03-07-2012, 08:24 PM

Aliantha But I thought you northern... 03-07-2012, 08:39 PM

Happy Monkey I wonder exactly what he told... 03-07-2012, 08:40 PM

monster It's about damn time we got a... 03-07-2012, 09:01 PM

ZenGum First things first. Else... 03-07-2012, 10:13 PM

Undertoad One of the most interesting... 03-07-2012, 09:18 PM

Undertoad I should note. Some people... 03-07-2012, 09:29 PM

kerosene I agree with you, UT. To... 03-07-2012, 09:31 PM

sexobon I enjoyed perusing pawn shops... 03-08-2012, 07:44 AM

Spexxvet And people bitch about... 03-08-2012, 08:56 AM

jimhelm what kind of guitars are... 03-08-2012, 09:11 AM

Undertoad There were some kind of... 03-08-2012, 09:46 AM

glatt This is exactly how I buy... 03-08-2012, 10:18 AM

Spexxvet Thanks.:thumb: 03-08-2012, 10:24 AM

Undertoad And now you know -- it's fair... 03-08-2012, 10:34 AM

Lamplighter The guy that made the cue... 03-08-2012, 10:44 AM

HungLikeJesus I saw this pawn shop article... 03-09-2012, 10:18 PM

ZenGum Hush now, you don't want the... 03-10-2012, 04:46 AM

Sundae I pawned my Tag Heuer watch a... 03-10-2012, 06:32 AM

Rhianne Do you know what type of... 03-10-2012, 05:14 PM

richlevy It would have been simpler... 03-10-2012, 08:36 AM

ZenGum So pawn the watch and buy a... 03-10-2012, 05:02 PM

Undertoad Today was a nice day and the... 03-15-2012, 07:58 PM

Undertoad The one thing that did happen... 03-15-2012, 08:09 PM

Undertoad Well yesterday the owner's... 03-23-2012, 11:54 PM

ZenGum It is only in the last few... 03-24-2012, 12:14 AM

bluecuracao Are you actually able to sell... 03-24-2012, 03:19 AM

Griff I've seen saws like that used... 03-24-2012, 07:46 AM

footfootfoot Any archery items? I'm... 03-24-2012, 08:12 AM

Clodfobble I guess it's the wheels that... 03-24-2012, 09:17 AM

classicman FWIW - The water is used so... 03-24-2012, 09:54 AM

Undertoad So far almost none of the... 03-24-2012, 10:06 AM

ZenGum Golf clubs are weapons. We... 03-24-2012, 06:51 PM

sexobon There's a lot of second hand... 03-24-2012, 08:46 PM

Undertoad Staff: Oh, that item is not... 03-27-2012, 10:43 AM

jimhelm kid at my buddy's gold buying... 03-27-2012, 12:47 PM

infinite monkey That made me smile. I love... 03-27-2012, 10:49 AM

Undertoad If it makes me laugh it goes... 03-27-2012, 12:37 PM

Undertoad Woman: Can I get an item out... 04-12-2012, 11:37 AM

BigV *snicker* 04-12-2012, 11:51 AM

Stormieweather Hmmm...what if she reported... 04-12-2012, 12:25 PM

Undertoad Dude (to the staffer working... 04-12-2012, 12:56 PM

Undertoad I don't know about the legal... 04-12-2012, 01:08 PM

jimhelm I think if she pressed... 04-12-2012, 02:53 PM

Undertoad Still at the shop, although... 06-18-2012, 11:29 PM

ZenGum So, how many other pawn shops... 06-19-2012, 06:32 AM

BigV Up here at the pawnshop... ... 06-19-2012, 10:57 AM

classicman good for you! 06-19-2012, 02:57 PM

Sundae Am I the only person who... 06-20-2012, 10:53 AM

BigV Yes. 06-20-2012, 01:02 PM

Clodfobble I always think of pwn,... 06-20-2012, 07:02 PM

Undertoad Some customers are "not all... 09-19-2012, 09:48 PM

Undertoad And, some notes from earlier... 09-19-2012, 09:58 PM

Sundae I bought second-hand porn in... 09-20-2012, 02:04 AM

Spexxvet Hey UT, do you buy Mad... 09-20-2012, 08:53 AM

Undertoad No, the shop is really a bad... 09-20-2012, 10:06 AM

Spexxvet How much for an Ebay? 09-21-2012, 10:10 AM

SteveDallas Current market capitalization... 09-21-2012, 11:32 AM

limey Haggis! 09-21-2012, 12:52 PM

Undertoad How many magazines are there... 09-21-2012, 03:20 PM

Spexxvet I think there are 70ish,... 09-22-2012, 08:57 AM

Undertoad Yah eBay won't take... 09-22-2012, 10:56 AM

Spexxvet I'll work on it. Thanks. 09-23-2012, 08:10 AM

chrisinhouston I've done real well selling... 09-26-2012, 10:33 PM

Lamplighter :redcard: 09-26-2012, 11:24 PM

Clodfobble I guess all of mine from the... 09-22-2012, 01:40 PM

footfootfoot Oh, I'm falling in love with... 09-22-2012, 08:05 PM

Juniper Hi, remember me? I'm... 09-27-2012, 01:05 AM

Lola Bunny HI JUNIPER!!!! :waving!!!!: ... 09-28-2012, 06:28 PM

Undertoad I don't actually do the... 09-27-2012, 01:37 AM

Undertoad Only six laptops today, and... 10-17-2012, 09:22 PM

infinite monkey You mean like a Swatch? ;) 10-17-2012, 10:08 PM

Big Sarge Do you deal in guns? Antiques... 10-17-2012, 10:19 PM

Undertoad I don't think we do... 10-17-2012, 10:49 PM

Trilby No, no...you mean porn stars... 10-18-2012, 06:59 AM

Undertoad A customer just came in and... 11-02-2012, 10:24 AM

Undertoad I sell a lot of iPhones in... 11-02-2012, 02:55 PM

jimhelm probably a prank by one of... 11-03-2012, 08:51 AM

Undertoad It was a good thing that... 11-03-2012, 08:59 AM

Clodfobble Aw, man, no picture? Bummer. 11-03-2012, 11:35 AM

xoxoxoBruce FTFY :haha: 11-03-2012, 04:14 PM

jimhelm D'OH 11-03-2012, 04:02 PM

Undertoad They had to let another guy... 11-05-2012, 01:20 PM

glatt Well, I guess I'm happy for... 11-05-2012, 01:24 PM

infinite monkey I feel utterly and completely... 11-05-2012, 01:31 PM

ZenGum Six more steps forward and... 11-05-2012, 03:55 PM

orthodoc New experiences are good ...... 11-05-2012, 03:59 PM

Griff Soon you'll be setting up a... 11-05-2012, 04:08 PM

BigV congrats on your new... 11-05-2012, 04:42 PM

plthijinx Nice! 11-05-2012, 07:05 PM

Clodfobble Doooo eeeeeet! Their parents... 11-05-2012, 07:39 PM

jimhelm Awesome. This can only mean... 11-05-2012, 07:53 PM

Undertoad CASH money it is. 11-06-2012, 05:10 AM

jimhelm the best KIND, that is! 11-06-2012, 11:06 AM

BigV what about Other People's... 11-06-2012, 11:30 AM

orthodoc Other People's Cash Money ...... 11-06-2012, 02:16 PM

Undertoad No great stories so far... 11-08-2012, 12:07 PM

bluecuracao Blegh. That's an... 11-08-2012, 03:27 PM

Big Sarge a dead rat in a wall or floor... 11-08-2012, 01:29 PM

footfootfoot My BIL and SIL have had a... 11-10-2012, 07:20 AM

Griff I wonder if its being... 11-10-2012, 08:09 AM

Lola Bunny Goodness, for several... 11-10-2012, 04:08 PM

Undertoad Yesterday we had a gentleman... 11-09-2012, 12:41 PM

jimhelm This is my favorite thread 11-09-2012, 02:56 PM

SteveDallas I'm thinking an infographic... 11-09-2012, 03:06 PM

bluecuracao Hey, I remember those porns!... 11-09-2012, 04:30 PM

Undertoad Today a woman asked my... 11-09-2012, 06:17 PM

Undertoad Also today we had a game of... 11-09-2012, 06:25 PM

Griff Nice. This is even better... 11-09-2012, 06:56 PM

Undertoad Most alarming this week was... 11-09-2012, 06:39 PM

Trilby Maybe she was bummed because... 11-10-2012, 06:03 AM

Big Sarge Keep the stories coming 11-10-2012, 04:12 AM

Undertoad Today I was listing things... 11-10-2012, 06:24 PM

footfootfoot It's a plaster and lath wall... 11-10-2012, 06:26 PM

Undertoad On today's edition of... 11-12-2012, 10:28 AM

Flint I think it is clear to... 11-12-2012, 10:44 AM

Undertoad I'm using it wrong! 11-12-2012, 10:53 AM

Flint But seriously, we all know... 11-12-2012, 11:10 AM

glatt Of course we do. The N word... 11-12-2012, 11:34 AM

Griff But, I want to use the word... 11-12-2012, 11:36 AM

Flint The "N" word is patently... 11-12-2012, 11:54 AM

glatt If it's not offensive to some... 11-12-2012, 12:17 PM

limey Imbecile. 11-12-2012, 12:09 PM

footfootfoot I tried to find a clip of... 11-12-2012, 12:27 PM

glatt Yeah. I agree with him. But... 11-12-2012, 01:04 PM

Lamplighter My lecture begins... IMO,... 11-12-2012, 02:15 PM

Flint Glatt, we're talking about it... 11-12-2012, 01:33 PM

Undertoad I don't know. Sometimes a... 11-12-2012, 02:13 PM

glatt I agree with this. I... 11-12-2012, 02:58 PM

Undertoad A black woman just called me... 11-12-2012, 02:27 PM

Lola Bunny Well, if that term makes you... 11-12-2012, 07:26 PM

footfootfoot We enjoy using the epithet,... 11-12-2012, 03:06 PM

jimhelm I think you are all a bunch... 11-12-2012, 03:33 PM

Trilby I thought retarded just meant... 11-12-2012, 03:35 PM

jimhelm I now say reTARD like fat... 11-12-2012, 05:16 PM

Flint I consider myself both a geek... 11-12-2012, 05:26 PM

footfootfoot I have been on the fence... 11-12-2012, 05:28 PM

Undertoad Every day a story at the... 11-12-2012, 06:06 PM

Flint Sorry i can haz hijack ur... 11-12-2012, 06:18 PM

Clodfobble No way, my username is... 11-12-2012, 06:09 PM

Clodfobble Good hustle, good hustle. 11-12-2012, 06:19 PM

Flint Put on you rally caps--we're... 11-12-2012, 06:20 PM

Undertoad In fact I may struggle to... 11-12-2012, 07:27 PM

footfootfoot Crispy critters = stoned ... 11-12-2012, 08:33 PM

Trilby Why can't UT just admit he... 11-13-2012, 06:14 AM

glatt I'm curious about how pawn... 11-13-2012, 07:24 AM

Undertoad It really depends on what the... 11-13-2012, 09:04 AM

glatt I've only been in pawn shops... 11-13-2012, 09:14 AM

Undertoad Yeah, if you think about it... 11-13-2012, 09:22 AM

Flint Musical gear, definitely... 11-13-2012, 10:22 AM

BigV There's a lot to be said for... 11-13-2012, 10:36 AM

Undertoad Today is a good day because... 11-13-2012, 10:41 AM

BigV scary! better late than... 11-13-2012, 11:20 AM

Undertoad No, the manager is one of... 11-13-2012, 01:56 PM

BigV ah.. good to know. then... 11-13-2012, 03:07 PM

Undertoad You got that right! Also I... 11-13-2012, 04:07 PM

limey Yabbut living a little far... 11-13-2012, 04:26 PM

Undertoad I think I mentioned a double... 11-15-2012, 02:35 PM

Undertoad Many customers smell bad.... 11-16-2012, 01:23 PM

footfootfoot Get an ultrasonic humidifier... 11-16-2012, 01:42 PM

Undertoad Yesterday was my first angry... 11-17-2012, 10:01 AM

jimhelm yWH516guqwU&start=110 11-17-2012, 10:10 AM

Undertoad Guy just came in and asked if... 11-17-2012, 11:23 AM

Spexxvet In the same vein, we... 11-18-2012, 09:18 AM

Lamplighter Perfectly logical. ...... 11-18-2012, 01:06 PM

Flint Oh, you mean the "CPU" ...... 11-17-2012, 12:03 PM

SamIam You should have sold him a... 11-17-2012, 03:54 PM

footfootfoot no. tell me no. 11-18-2012, 10:03 AM

Spexxvet Sorry, some people are just... 11-19-2012, 09:04 AM

Flint Of course, because you need a... 11-18-2012, 11:57 AM

Flint What...??? 11-18-2012, 01:29 PM

footfootfoot GorHLQ-jLRQ 11-18-2012, 02:23 PM

BigV UT, was it Jill Kelley whose... 11-18-2012, 06:48 PM

Undertoad This morning between the... 11-19-2012, 09:58 AM

jimhelm maybe he thinks the 'touch'... 11-19-2012, 10:38 AM

footfootfoot The doctor was his mother! 11-19-2012, 02:19 PM

Undertoad A few good things happened... 11-20-2012, 01:22 PM

Spexxvet I hope you gave them a... 11-20-2012, 01:31 PM

Trilby This is becoming my Very... 11-20-2012, 01:39 PM

Undertoad I need business cards for... 11-20-2012, 02:32 PM

Griff Word. This is cool. Nice... 11-20-2012, 08:41 PM

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xoxoxoBruce Advertise. 11-21-2012, 03:41 AM

footfootfoot Lessons? HDaFMZfIsV4 11-20-2012, 06:20 PM

Flint Awesome reference. Best... 11-20-2012, 08:35 PM

Trilby VistaPrint!!!!! 11-21-2012, 06:51 AM

chrisinhouston I've spent a fair amount of... 11-22-2012, 08:25 PM

Undertoad We just had a woman come in... 11-23-2012, 12:35 PM

Trilby carnival in town? 11-23-2012, 02:44 PM

Undertoad Every day is the carnival at... 11-23-2012, 05:44 PM

Undertoad Yesterday an elderly gent... 11-25-2012, 08:29 AM

sexobon Ref: "HORN" 11-25-2012, 02:20 PM

jimhelm Hey, you got any pogo sticks? 11-25-2012, 09:30 AM

Undertoad Not unless that's code for... 11-25-2012, 09:37 AM

jimhelm Lol, no ... Ripley put it on... 11-25-2012, 11:00 AM

footfootfoot We find them at the transfer... 11-27-2012, 08:35 AM

orthodoc Uplifting. :) Thanks for... 11-25-2012, 03:37 PM

infinite monkey What's a transfer station? ... 11-27-2012, 08:37 AM

Lamplighter You pay me to take your trash... 11-27-2012, 09:42 AM

footfootfoot Sort of. Here, it's you... 11-27-2012, 11:47 AM

Undertoad Can anyone go to the transfer... 11-27-2012, 12:09 PM

footfootfoot Yes. Anyone can go. And... 11-27-2012, 08:02 PM

Undertoad A guy comes in and wants $5... 11-27-2012, 12:19 PM

fargon He's still out there... 11-27-2012, 03:34 PM

SteveDallas Can one get a bag o weed for... 12-03-2012, 12:37 PM

limey Isn't CHOP rather a tactless... 11-27-2012, 01:58 PM

footfootfoot Yeah, they probably sell... 11-27-2012, 04:10 PM

jimhelm Well, it could have been... 11-27-2012, 03:27 PM

Ibby shit, i could smoke five... 11-27-2012, 05:37 PM

The CIA yes, we know. we've been... 11-27-2012, 07:24 PM

Undertoad Earlier this week a guy came... 11-29-2012, 06:23 PM

Undertoad In today's game of "Retarded... 11-30-2012, 09:34 AM

Lamplighter Re: Ref: "HORN" 11-30-2012, 08:09 PM

footfootfoot I have a friend who refers to... 11-30-2012, 10:52 AM

jimhelm qL6jOqKOJtY&start=79 11-30-2012, 01:17 PM

Undertoad Victory is mine I helped... 11-30-2012, 02:30 PM

SamIam Good foy you! Reminds me... 12-03-2012, 05:11 PM

BigV high five on the victory! ... 11-30-2012, 03:44 PM

Undertoad For store credit, or cash? 11-30-2012, 04:00 PM

BigV good question. I'll call... 11-30-2012, 04:06 PM

ZenGum So, those GPS thieves, did... 11-30-2012, 05:10 PM

Undertoad My co-worker Sammy handled... 11-30-2012, 06:12 PM

Spexxvet What do you mean you can't... 12-01-2012, 08:34 AM

Big Sarge too bad you don't deal in... 11-30-2012, 06:24 PM

Undertoad And I must say that's a fine... 11-30-2012, 06:26 PM

BigV Sammy sounds like a bit of a... 11-30-2012, 06:30 PM

Undertoad He is. He's very cynical... 11-30-2012, 06:39 PM

jimhelm Spencer loves his laptop. ... 11-30-2012, 09:21 PM

Undertoad Kickass. 11-30-2012, 10:45 PM

Undertoad No, I mean, I have been... 12-01-2012, 08:40 AM

Undertoad Historically yes ("nickel... 12-03-2012, 12:41 PM

Undertoad Today is the first weekday... 12-03-2012, 01:06 PM

jimhelm They also say 'inkpen' ... 12-03-2012, 02:02 PM

Undertoad I have not caught that one.... 12-03-2012, 02:38 PM

Undertoad Good one just now, and --... 12-03-2012, 02:48 PM

jimhelm You don't really have to hold... 12-03-2012, 03:21 PM

Undertoad Yup, it's regulated that way.... 12-03-2012, 04:15 PM

jimhelm Huh. Must fall under his... 12-03-2012, 06:44 PM

jimhelm He was able to contact the... 12-03-2012, 06:45 PM

Undertoad Ah hell, you know, sometimes... 12-04-2012, 03:36 PM

Undertoad The most exquisite racism... 12-10-2012, 03:18 PM

Trilby The retarded ones always need... 12-10-2012, 04:22 PM

jimhelm Well now I know where to get... 12-10-2012, 05:48 PM

sexobon Ode to Undertoad 12-14-2012, 10:55 PM

ZenGum Biddin' on a clock on... 12-14-2012, 11:11 PM

Undertoad There are a couple things... 12-15-2012, 06:22 PM

Undertoad My job at this time is to not... 12-15-2012, 06:34 PM

Undertoad Well, I just had my first... 12-17-2012, 03:48 PM

jimhelm Crap 12-17-2012, 04:09 PM

glatt Criminals suck. 12-17-2012, 05:09 PM

Undertoad I'm pretty sure now that I'm... 12-18-2012, 10:20 PM

Trilby that is EXACTLY how I felt... 12-25-2012, 08:37 AM

BigV I hope you're wrong 12-18-2012, 10:46 PM

ZenGum When you posted that stuff... 12-18-2012, 11:19 PM

Undertoad A few months ago the store... 12-19-2012, 06:51 AM

Undertoad Today a guy called in with a... 12-24-2012, 09:28 PM

jimhelm So did the closer get dibs on... 12-25-2012, 06:19 AM

Undertoad No he prefers guitars. Sammy... 12-25-2012, 07:51 AM

jimhelm You'd prefer to roll yer own... 12-25-2012, 11:22 AM

BigV yabbut... for 20 cents on the... 12-25-2012, 04:06 PM

Undertoad Now, the word "jawn". This... 12-26-2012, 08:07 PM

Lamplighter "thing" and all derivative... 12-26-2012, 09:43 PM

Trilby If you don't know the word... 12-27-2012, 08:03 AM

jimhelm when they refer to a jawn,... 12-27-2012, 08:13 AM

Trilby Jim, you're a beautiful fool,... 12-27-2012, 08:18 AM

jimhelm yes << yes I do. 12-27-2012, 08:23 AM

Undertoad What I also find interesting... 12-27-2012, 08:23 AM

Spexxvet I don't remember hearing it... 12-27-2012, 09:15 AM

jimhelm nah, that's an old one. jawn... 12-27-2012, 10:54 AM

bluecuracao It has made its way out of... 12-27-2012, 09:42 PM

Clodfobble Definitely never heard it... 12-27-2012, 12:32 PM

jimhelm lot guy just came out the... 12-27-2012, 08:28 PM

Pete Zicato I'm with the others, UT.... 12-27-2012, 11:57 PM

Perry Winkle I've never heard "jawn" but... 12-28-2012, 04:56 AM

footfootfoot Probably:... 01-03-2013, 03:12 PM

infinite monkey I haven't heard jawn and i... 12-28-2012, 09:59 AM

Trilby my favorite, from an intern... 12-29-2012, 10:12 AM

xoxoxoBruce It hurts when I do this.... 12-30-2012, 11:00 AM

Pete Zicato Mrs. Z worked in an ER in St.... 12-31-2012, 12:05 AM

Trilby An ex-Army guy told me they... 12-31-2012, 07:09 AM

ZenGum Can you pawn a jawn? 01-03-2013, 05:18 AM

Undertoad We don't take jawns this old.... 01-03-2013, 06:49 AM

jimhelm Thass wassup 01-03-2013, 01:43 PM

Undertoad Today I took a guy, and felt... 01-03-2013, 08:03 PM

Perry Winkle No shit? Mine works fine, but... 01-04-2013, 07:15 AM

Undertoad Oh and if it was stolen?... 01-03-2013, 08:06 PM

infinite monkey Oh my gawd Pawn Shop Toad you... 01-04-2013, 08:29 AM

glatt I had no idea they were worth... 01-04-2013, 08:51 AM

footfootfoot No, actually I don't. My butt... 01-04-2013, 10:24 AM

Trilby do what you got to do. ... 01-04-2013, 11:31 AM

jimhelm Tony...they say buyers are... 01-05-2013, 12:33 AM

xoxoxoBruce The danger of working there... 01-05-2013, 02:33 AM

Spexxvet I don't feel that Tony "beat... 01-05-2013, 08:28 AM

glatt In this case, I agree, since... 01-05-2013, 09:52 AM

Undertoad About half the people who... 01-05-2013, 10:35 AM

Undertoad One thing I don't enjoy is... 01-07-2013, 11:08 AM

Pete Zicato "Don't point that thing at... 01-07-2013, 12:51 PM

Undertoad This guy came back, and told... 01-17-2013, 01:38 PM

Undertoad The amount of shit we turn... 01-07-2013, 11:27 AM

jimhelm why you holdin the brother... 01-07-2013, 11:33 AM

BigV UT, you describe a classic... 01-07-2013, 04:21 PM

Undertoad Precisely And that is part... 01-07-2013, 08:00 PM

Undertoad And all that is one of the... 01-07-2013, 08:07 PM

Undertoad A good day for me is when... 01-07-2013, 08:44 PM

Undertoad One more post here to close... 01-07-2013, 09:08 PM

classicman Shoulda made them for $400... 01-07-2013, 10:08 PM

Undertoad This week Alan is on... 01-09-2013, 08:34 PM

Undertoad Also, when it comes to... 01-09-2013, 08:43 PM

Undertoad Now let me say there are a... 01-09-2013, 09:00 PM

BigV pinching money from the till?... 01-09-2013, 09:24 PM

xoxoxoBruce Making keys ~ You're getting... 01-10-2013, 02:37 AM

Griff My first thought was... 01-10-2013, 05:42 AM

glatt Damn straight. The draw... 01-10-2013, 07:20 AM

Undertoad Today was a bad day. A) I... 01-10-2013, 06:19 PM

glatt Sounds like having days off... 01-10-2013, 06:35 PM

TomJonze you can still get nickle... 01-15-2013, 10:39 AM

Undertoad Banner day today. BANNER day.... 01-17-2013, 04:19 PM

BigV Welcome to the cellar... 01-15-2013, 10:51 AM

TomJonze does I know you bigV? this... 01-15-2013, 11:29 AM

Undertoad (Tom is an old friend of mine... 01-15-2013, 11:47 AM

Undertoad The cops came in today and... 01-15-2013, 11:49 AM

footfootfoot Are you both missing the song... 01-15-2013, 11:52 AM

TomJonze Since you bought it in does... 01-15-2013, 11:56 AM

jimhelm it's not unusual... 01-15-2013, 12:43 PM

Undertoad whoa, whoa whoa 01-15-2013, 11:55 AM

Undertoad No, I can bring in all the... 01-15-2013, 12:15 PM

BigV Well, I know you *now*. I'm... 01-15-2013, 12:29 PM

limey Why, why why? Sent by... 01-15-2013, 01:01 PM

jimhelm I thought we DID have a... 01-15-2013, 01:28 PM

Chocolatl I found a tattoo thread here... 01-15-2013, 01:59 PM

TomJonze i'm not gonna jack UTs thread... 01-15-2013, 11:18 PM

jimhelm Ute, you got any cheap left... 01-16-2013, 11:00 AM

Undertoad Nothing left-handed at this... 01-16-2013, 11:14 AM

Trilby I do love this thread. Ut,... 01-16-2013, 11:24 AM

Undertoad Yeah. But the problem is, I... 01-16-2013, 11:42 AM

SteveDallas I'm the same way. It's a big... 01-16-2013, 12:10 PM

orthodoc This is what happens to... 01-16-2013, 11:52 AM

Trilby Exactly the average time... 01-16-2013, 12:01 PM

orthodoc In the same way, ER docs get... 01-16-2013, 02:58 PM

footfootfoot gotta start meditating.... 01-16-2013, 01:16 PM

Trilby "It is What It is" the Tao... 01-16-2013, 01:31 PM

Spexxvet I like this, from Dune: ... 01-16-2013, 03:10 PM

Undertoad That is absolutely true... 01-16-2013, 02:22 PM

jimhelm I thought orgasms were the... 01-16-2013, 04:03 PM

Spexxvet LW8j818w-qE 01-16-2013, 05:02 PM

footfootfoot the same image popped into my... 01-16-2013, 05:17 PM

Undertoad I can do this, PMs sent 01-16-2013, 05:47 PM

Trilby this is why I love you, you... 01-17-2013, 06:04 AM

jimhelm Did I mention that I have not... 01-17-2013, 08:57 AM

BigV I like the Tao of Pooh and I... 01-16-2013, 04:47 PM

Trilby I'm beginning to see what the... 01-17-2013, 06:10 AM

BigV tl;dr trilby--fuck. off. 01-17-2013, 11:23 AM

BigV do you think they'll wrestle... 01-16-2013, 05:29 PM

TomJonze last time i wrestled someone... 01-16-2013, 10:59 PM

Trilby that would hurt if I gave a... 01-17-2013, 11:28 AM

Nirvana Trilby seems to have hit the... 01-17-2013, 11:31 AM

jimhelm Okokok.. Easy now. 01-17-2013, 12:02 PM

limey ... 01-17-2013, 01:02 PM

BigV I can **promise** you limey... 01-17-2013, 05:26 PM

Nirvana Trying to Get This Out Of My... 01-17-2013, 01:26 PM

Undertoad "Is it real?" "Yeah... real... 01-17-2013, 01:35 PM

Chocolatl What was his purpose in... 01-17-2013, 01:42 PM

Undertoad No he had a few more items to... 01-17-2013, 04:21 PM

footfootfoot I bet they probably bought... 01-17-2013, 02:12 PM

Undertoad A crazy woman comes in and... 01-18-2013, 10:31 AM

Trilby One time a doc was examining... 01-18-2013, 10:34 AM

Nirvana UT I saw you post that people... 01-18-2013, 05:00 PM

sexobon UT simply misspoke: sterling... 01-18-2013, 11:43 PM

Undertoad this is true. 01-19-2013, 12:29 AM

Big Sarge It sounds like you need a... 01-19-2013, 01:36 AM

Griff I watched Loopers last night... 01-19-2013, 08:52 AM

Spexxvet On one of those shows where... 01-19-2013, 09:24 AM

Undertoad We would happily buy it in... 01-19-2013, 09:50 AM

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Griff Maybe 2 1/2 x 5 x 3/4? 01-19-2013, 10:00 AM

Undertoad How much value was that... 01-19-2013, 12:20 PM

Griff One life. It appears to be a... 01-19-2013, 01:17 PM

Scriveyn Sounds like the IT I work in... 01-24-2013, 02:30 PM

Undertoad ~ Some (about half) of the... 01-24-2013, 02:39 PM

footfootfoot I know the Salvation Army... 01-24-2013, 02:49 PM

Undertoad My theory currently is, if... 01-24-2013, 03:14 PM

xoxoxoBruce C'mon UT, how can you deprive... 01-24-2013, 03:43 PM

Pete Zicato How did you know the ring... 01-24-2013, 10:45 PM

Crimson Ghost The sellers finger had a... 01-24-2013, 10:53 PM

jimhelm Pete, google acid test gold 01-24-2013, 10:57 PM

Pete Zicato Huh. Interesting. 01-25-2013, 10:14 AM

Undertoad I hope to take pictures of... 01-25-2013, 06:49 AM

Undertoad Poor Richard. He fell in... 01-27-2013, 04:59 AM

Undertoad Richard just called and said... 04-01-2013, 02:19 PM

Undertoad I forgot to document this,... 12-03-2013, 10:16 PM

orthodoc Burned-out ER docs know this... 12-06-2013, 12:51 AM

Undertoad We don't like white people at... 01-27-2013, 05:25 AM

sexobon Next time you might say "Only... 01-27-2013, 05:45 PM

Trilby fifty cents denied? that... 01-27-2013, 07:51 AM

Clodfobble It's not about the... 01-27-2013, 08:46 AM

Trilby I see. 01-27-2013, 10:26 AM

footfootfoot Sounds like someone... 01-27-2013, 03:27 PM

ZenGum Aww, C'mon, bro, like, it's... 01-27-2013, 06:56 PM

Rhianne Could he have needed change... 01-27-2013, 07:40 PM

Undertoad If he actually wants to... 01-27-2013, 10:18 PM

xoxoxoBruce Since everybody knows a $100... 01-27-2013, 11:41 PM

Clodfobble Yeah, sorry about that... I... 01-28-2013, 07:31 AM

Griff I'm getting jaded working... 01-28-2013, 07:39 AM

Pete Zicato I'd like to hear a bit of... 01-28-2013, 07:46 AM

Griff I said the same thing to my... 01-28-2013, 08:02 AM

Lamplighter But Griff, there is a major... 01-28-2013, 08:18 AM

Griff Let me think on that. 01-28-2013, 08:27 AM

xoxoxoBruce You have to take UT's... 01-28-2013, 09:09 AM

Chocolatl The high school I taught at... 01-28-2013, 08:53 AM

Griff Thanks Choc, I can identify... 01-28-2013, 09:01 AM

Crimson Ghost To quote the great... 01-28-2013, 04:12 PM

Undertoad Gold test: scratch the gold... 01-29-2013, 01:52 PM

Sundae I'd worked out the meaning of... 01-29-2013, 03:03 PM

glatt At the end of each year, can... 01-29-2013, 03:05 PM

Sundae Or just decorate your hands... 01-29-2013, 03:06 PM

jimhelm So, tell them how you... 01-29-2013, 03:53 PM

Undertoad There are different strengths... 01-29-2013, 04:11 PM

Undertoad If someone leaves a business... 01-29-2013, 04:12 PM

Trilby that reminds me...I really... 01-29-2013, 04:28 PM

ZenGum CHERRY HILL? Can't you get... 01-29-2013, 05:12 PM

jimhelm aEAmMFWvFyY Yes, yes you... 01-29-2013, 09:55 PM

xoxoxoBruce If you can't get it in Cherry... 01-29-2013, 10:00 PM

ZenGum Re: Trying to Get This Out Of My... 01-29-2013, 10:12 PM

Undertoad Just had a woman come in and... 02-01-2013, 10:36 AM

Undertoad We have a bunch of electronic... 02-01-2013, 10:57 AM

footfootfoot Those would be great for... 02-01-2013, 11:07 AM

glatt So far, we have only used our... 02-01-2013, 11:30 AM

Undertoad Here they are... 02-01-2013, 11:28 AM

Undertoad Dueling thugs. I deal with... 02-01-2013, 01:56 PM

Spexxvet Porn movie title: Fuckin'... 02-01-2013, 03:02 PM

sexobon Good luck with your new... 02-01-2013, 02:28 PM

footfootfoot Thug Stars on the History... 02-01-2013, 02:41 PM

Sundae Special interest pron... 02-01-2013, 03:26 PM

Clodfobble Yes! This is the model we... 02-01-2013, 04:07 PM

footfootfoot OXO is completely dead to me. 02-01-2013, 05:04 PM

Undertoad From today's clientele I feel... 02-04-2013, 01:53 PM

jimhelm It's reverse natural... 02-04-2013, 06:10 PM

footfootfoot Who the fuck buys jewelry at... 02-04-2013, 02:50 PM

Griff Um.. guys that use pawn shops. 02-04-2013, 04:48 PM

ZenGum Pay attention, Footsie. ... 02-04-2013, 05:09 PM

Undertoad No subwoofers. We have some... 02-04-2013, 07:31 PM

Undertoad You cause me to go deep here,... 02-04-2013, 07:39 PM

glatt And what do Tiger moms think... 02-04-2013, 07:49 PM

DanaC Beautifully put, UT. 02-05-2013, 06:02 AM

Happy Monkey Hence the idea of "memes"... 02-05-2013, 01:14 PM

Aliantha Well, I have to say that my... 02-04-2013, 08:01 PM

ZenGum There is a concept about of... 02-04-2013, 09:45 PM

Aliantha But doesn't that come under... 02-04-2013, 09:59 PM

ZenGum Yeah, I was more engaging... 02-05-2013, 12:10 AM

footfootfoot There have been recent... 02-05-2013, 10:25 AM

Lamplighter Ummmm.....I'm not so sure. ... 02-05-2013, 12:36 PM

footfootfoot As I remember the (I think it... 02-05-2013, 03:41 PM

xoxoxoBruce Changes in DNA are not birth... 02-05-2013, 06:38 PM

LabRat *** de-cloaks*** Yes, this... 02-05-2013, 04:33 PM

Undertoad Woman comes in and sells us a... 02-05-2013, 01:27 PM

jimhelm The whole ordeal, lol. 02-05-2013, 02:06 PM

glatt "ordeal" doesn't exactly sell... 02-05-2013, 02:12 PM

infinite monkey She should've had a... 02-05-2013, 02:18 PM

jimhelm would that commercial have... 02-05-2013, 02:27 PM

infinite monkey Answer: same amount of gross.... 02-05-2013, 02:28 PM

jimhelm I only asked because it... 02-05-2013, 02:49 PM

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infinite monkey @jim: Look at me regressing... 02-05-2013, 03:42 PM

jimhelm Well that ceiling tile looks... 02-05-2013, 04:30 PM

DanaC Holy fucking fuck... *waves... 02-05-2013, 05:12 PM

Pete Zicato It's like a super-power.... 02-05-2013, 05:14 PM

DanaC I know, right? I iz in aww. 02-05-2013, 05:15 PM

ZenGum *waves* 02-05-2013, 06:01 PM

footfootfoot Holy and entirely Mackerel! ... 02-05-2013, 06:36 PM

footfootfoot Yeah, I meant to mention that. 02-05-2013, 07:31 PM

Nirvana Hi Labby! :D 02-05-2013, 07:52 PM

Griff Pretty authoritative lurking! 02-06-2013, 05:32 AM

Aliantha You know, i really wish i... 02-06-2013, 07:16 AM

fargon Lab Rat please come back, we... 02-06-2013, 08:35 AM

footfootfoot 'Cause wishin' and hopin' and... 02-06-2013, 09:21 AM

Spexxvet Hey Lab, good to see ya. 02-06-2013, 09:57 AM

Undertoad There are many good things... 02-08-2013, 07:34 PM

DanaC Like it or loathe it, shops... 02-09-2013, 05:25 AM

Undertoad It was an epiphany when I... 02-09-2013, 06:07 AM

Undertoad Perhaps you would like to... 02-09-2013, 01:47 PM

Griff That is so pretty. Not much... 02-09-2013, 04:04 PM

Undertoad Very little for a 56-year-old... 02-09-2013, 04:09 PM

xoxoxoBruce Gorgeous, a real beauty. 02-09-2013, 10:01 PM

Crimson Ghost Calm down, Brando. 02-10-2013, 04:54 AM

Undertoad Today was hate whitey day at... 02-12-2013, 11:07 PM

jimhelm Look to the moon 02-12-2013, 11:39 PM

glatt Lincoln's birthday? I don't... 02-13-2013, 07:40 AM

Spexxvet Bingo! New moon was on the... 02-13-2013, 08:57 AM

Undertoad On Friday night a guy got... 02-13-2013, 08:05 AM

glatt This would concern me... 02-13-2013, 08:15 AM

Undertoad "No one has been arrested in... 02-13-2013, 08:18 AM

Trilby it MIGHT be the moon (I... 02-13-2013, 02:44 PM

Trilby I was being fast and loose... 02-13-2013, 02:50 PM

Undertoad "Now I got the earrings, now... 02-14-2013, 10:04 AM

Gravdigr Wha...oh, like for a Prince... 02-14-2013, 01:36 PM

Pete Zicato Ah, love is in the air. 02-14-2013, 10:22 AM

monster Hey, Undertoad! Can we go... 02-14-2013, 12:59 PM

Undertoad Today a woman came in all... 02-14-2013, 08:10 PM

jimhelm Xtacy? 02-14-2013, 08:29 PM

BigV is that the same as or... 02-14-2013, 08:33 PM

Undertoad It would be, but not really... 02-15-2013, 06:47 AM

jimhelm I always have more difficulty... 02-15-2013, 11:13 PM

Undertoad A white guy and a black guy... 02-19-2013, 09:28 PM

Undertoad Alan is happy with me these... 02-19-2013, 09:39 PM

ZenGum That was the a 1957 Gibson... 02-19-2013, 10:47 PM

jimhelm Hey, how much can I get a... 02-20-2013, 01:26 AM

Spexxvet Do you have any Wii... 02-20-2013, 08:26 AM

infinite monkey I don't think it's polite to... 02-20-2013, 08:27 AM

Crimson Ghost Short arm inspection? 02-20-2013, 12:02 PM

Undertoad We paid $500 for the J-200.... 02-20-2013, 12:10 PM

glatt There's a thrift store near... 02-20-2013, 12:55 PM

infinite monkey How much are the Wii bits? Do... 02-20-2013, 03:18 PM

Undertoad The ghetto is a very... 02-22-2013, 03:07 PM

Beest This was generally me... 02-22-2013, 03:46 PM

orthodoc This was true in various... 02-22-2013, 05:41 PM

Trilby Just wow. 02-22-2013, 03:20 PM

DanaC Taint like that in the part... 02-22-2013, 06:25 PM

Sundae The Evil Ex's family lived in... 02-23-2013, 03:22 AM

DanaC The part of Salford J and I... 02-23-2013, 07:55 AM

DanaC Ha! Found a news clipping... 02-23-2013, 07:58 AM

footfootfoot That's one of the reasons I... 02-23-2013, 07:58 AM

BigV Have you seen a raccoon? ... 02-26-2013, 03:05 PM

orthodoc Organized gangs going after... 02-23-2013, 08:06 AM

Trilby For Dana - ah, memories.... ... 02-23-2013, 08:12 AM

DanaC Oh, bloody hell. Ha! Indeed.... 02-23-2013, 08:18 AM

Lamplighter Azaban's litter was due soon,... 02-23-2013, 09:43 AM

Undertoad In February so far, 3 of the... 02-23-2013, 09:15 AM

sexobon Do you wear soft body armor... 02-23-2013, 03:57 PM

Undertoad This, combined with the light... 02-23-2013, 06:19 PM

DanaC Wise I think, Tony. 02-23-2013, 06:25 PM

Big Sarge maybe you can open your own... 02-24-2013, 12:37 AM

Sundae Or better yet, a prawn shop,... 02-24-2013, 10:32 AM

DanaC Hahahahah. Imaginary Like... 02-24-2013, 10:55 AM

Crimson Ghost Do a barrel roll... 02-24-2013, 01:52 PM

ZenGum Selling and supporting... 02-24-2013, 06:28 PM

Undertoad As you are probably aware,... 02-25-2013, 09:02 AM

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Crimson Ghost Re: Trying to Get This Out Of My... 02-25-2013, 09:25 AM

Spexxvet That's my mom's name! ... 02-25-2013, 09:39 AM

footfootfoot Or you'll asertrell what? 02-25-2013, 09:13 AM

jimhelm Phoenetically, please? 02-25-2013, 10:08 AM

infinite monkey I speak jive: orphia: of... 02-25-2013, 10:19 AM

Sundae I would suggest... 02-25-2013, 10:23 AM

Chocolatl Most of these names have no... 02-25-2013, 10:31 AM

Trilby there's a poem by a Jamaican... 02-25-2013, 11:08 AM

Pete Zicato Would that be the Phoenician... 02-25-2013, 11:57 AM

jimhelm well, didn't the Phoenicians... 02-25-2013, 01:08 PM

footfootfoot Phoenicialee Phoenicialah 02-25-2013, 01:34 PM

xoxoxoBruce Le-a Pronounced, Lee dash... 02-25-2013, 07:29 PM

footfootfoot Not too many raccoons around... 02-26-2013, 04:04 PM

ZenGum The woodchucks have been... 02-26-2013, 06:12 PM

Undertoad As PTSD sets in, the... 02-26-2013, 07:03 PM

xoxoxoBruce Just tell her to bring the ad... 02-27-2013, 12:34 AM

Trilby when you're drunk or on crack... 02-27-2013, 06:00 AM

Undertoad This joke has never failed to... 02-28-2013, 02:59 PM

slang Pawn Stars Philli This is... 02-28-2013, 04:41 PM

Undertoad Well put-together woman (to... 03-01-2013, 12:57 AM

Griff This is looking more and more... 03-01-2013, 05:24 AM

footfootfoot I wonder in what (in)capacity... 03-01-2013, 07:59 AM

Undertoad Things went crazy this... 03-01-2013, 01:50 PM

glatt Mean people suck. :p: 03-01-2013, 02:03 PM

footfootfoot Re: Trying to Get This Out Of My... 03-01-2013, 04:05 PM

orthodoc And train yourself to never,... 03-01-2013, 04:07 PM

jimhelm yeah today is pretty fucked... 03-01-2013, 03:53 PM

footfootfoot Like the 3 rules of plumbing:... 03-01-2013, 04:09 PM

DanaC I thought the first rule of... 03-01-2013, 04:27 PM

footfootfoot That's plumbing club 03-01-2013, 05:02 PM

jimhelm SSSSHHHHHHH!!!!!! 03-01-2013, 05:37 PM

ZenGum "Ma'am, with skills like... 03-01-2013, 05:49 PM

Sundae Working with junior school... 03-02-2013, 02:47 AM

DanaC Literacy coaching in a... 03-02-2013, 05:14 AM

Griff I spent a college summer... 03-02-2013, 07:42 AM

DanaC Were your students forced to... 03-02-2013, 08:32 AM

Lamplighter Groan... 03-02-2013, 08:56 AM

Griff I don't think so but that was... 03-02-2013, 09:31 AM

DanaC It all came under the banner... 03-02-2013, 09:10 AM

xoxoxoBruce There was an American on the... 03-02-2013, 09:16 AM

tw From The Economist of 16 Feb... 03-02-2013, 08:44 PM

tw Many are encouraged to use a... 03-02-2013, 08:58 PM

Lamplighter <snip> TW, that's not a... 03-03-2013, 08:03 AM

tw When a bank hates innovation,... 03-03-2013, 04:31 PM

Undertoad Serious reading comprehension... 03-03-2013, 08:47 AM

tw Never mind. 03-03-2013, 04:09 PM

DanaC What always used to upset me,... 03-02-2013, 09:20 AM

Sundae Nanny and Grandad were... 03-02-2013, 11:28 AM

Sundae OMG. Olney is the ghetto?... 03-03-2013, 08:59 AM

Undertoad Olney is indeed the name of... 03-03-2013, 09:22 AM

Sundae Well given the spellings I've... 03-03-2013, 11:17 AM

Undertoad I mean, not to say the rest... 03-03-2013, 04:12 PM

tw Been to some parts of... 03-03-2013, 04:42 PM

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slang Here are some images of the... 03-03-2013, 05:28 PM

bluecuracao That's just a block north of... 03-03-2013, 06:08 PM

footfootfoot what would be really funny... 03-03-2013, 06:09 PM

Undertoad A block south of that that... 03-03-2013, 08:53 PM

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slang East or west side? Was it a... 03-04-2013, 02:20 AM

Sundae Slang! Good to see you, chap! 03-04-2013, 04:19 AM

slang Hi Sundae, thanks. And you!... 03-04-2013, 05:45 AM

Undertoad The Church's Chicken that... 03-04-2013, 06:03 AM

Spexxvet Hmm. My brother and... 03-04-2013, 09:58 AM

Undertoad It isn't. Logan's pretty... 03-04-2013, 11:33 AM

Spexxvet I once heard an observation... 03-04-2013, 01:03 PM

Sundae Odd. The South side of... 03-04-2013, 10:31 PM

Undertoad Welcome to today's game of... 03-05-2013, 12:44 PM

slang Question: Could the correct... 03-06-2013, 12:11 PM

Undertoad :D If I try to tempt Sammy... 03-06-2013, 12:33 PM

jimhelm I had crazy. 03-06-2013, 02:46 PM

tw Once went to a pawn shop to... 03-06-2013, 04:01 PM

jimhelm You should hear what they... 03-06-2013, 07:22 PM

slang It's a bit embarrassing to... 03-07-2013, 11:27 PM

footfootfoot How my dictate to you last... 03-07-2013, 11:33 PM

Undertoad I'm waiting on a regular... 03-08-2013, 06:11 AM

sexobon ~ And vice versa. 03-09-2013, 03:02 PM

DanaC Ha! Clever bugger. 03-09-2013, 03:14 PM

Undertoad I feel like I should say at... 03-08-2013, 06:17 AM

Griff It definitely feels real. The... 03-08-2013, 06:25 AM

ZenGum So, that $2.35 actually... 03-08-2013, 06:50 AM

Lamplighter Good on you, UT... ...... 03-08-2013, 07:48 AM

Spexxvet You couldn't make up shit... 03-08-2013, 08:25 AM

Chocolatl "I couldn't make this shit up... 03-11-2013, 08:50 AM

SteveDallas You should write a book. 03-09-2013, 09:30 PM

ZenGum :smack: 03-09-2013, 05:28 PM

footfootfoot :overmyhead: 03-09-2013, 06:26 PM

sexobon Only the names have been... 03-09-2013, 07:43 PM

footfootfoot No, it was awesome. I'm not... 03-09-2013, 08:14 PM

xoxoxoBruce I got it. 03-10-2013, 12:02 AM

Undertoad An excellent stretch and... 03-09-2013, 07:50 PM

footfootfoot A screenplay. 03-09-2013, 09:42 PM

Pete Zicato This American Life had a... 03-09-2013, 10:09 PM

Undertoad "Constantly on guard" is... 03-11-2013, 09:48 AM

slang Maybe your next job could be... 03-11-2013, 10:59 AM

jimhelm You might as well come sell... 03-11-2013, 11:20 AM

infinite monkey I have a feeling about half... 03-11-2013, 11:22 AM

Undertoad Yabbut sometimes I need... 03-11-2013, 11:45 AM

Undertoad In today's game of Retarded... 03-11-2013, 11:58 AM

footfootfoot Needs to be on a big sandwich... 03-11-2013, 12:40 PM

jimhelm youse guise should all get... 03-11-2013, 02:33 PM

footfootfoot Luckily for us, the cameras... 03-11-2013, 09:40 PM

Undertoad Well,... no, it's a... 03-11-2013, 05:53 PM

jimhelm you can sell cars anywhere,... 03-11-2013, 06:26 PM

Undertoad i am dum 03-11-2013, 07:46 PM

ZenGum It did occur to me that you... 03-11-2013, 10:06 PM

jimhelm Yeah, man. Go put in an... 03-11-2013, 10:26 PM

Undertoad More likely I'll be at the... 03-12-2013, 08:08 AM

Undertoad Dude (looking at DVDs): Do... 03-12-2013, 10:34 AM

footfootfoot Oh Snap. and Oh Snap. 03-12-2013, 11:54 AM

Undertoad For fuck's sake. A gentleman... 03-12-2013, 01:59 PM

glatt The obvious question is,... 03-12-2013, 02:00 PM

infinite monkey The other obvious question is... 03-12-2013, 02:02 PM

Nirvana You just can't make this... 03-12-2013, 03:00 PM

Undertoad People always try to tell me... 03-12-2013, 03:01 PM

ZenGum Yes, sir, you're full of... 03-12-2013, 06:05 PM

Undertoad Pawn shop's not the place to... 03-12-2013, 06:14 PM

Chocolatl You need that on a sign that... 03-12-2013, 07:12 PM

ZenGum If I had the time, energy and... 03-12-2013, 07:16 PM

Happy Monkey It was Boushh... 03-12-2013, 07:48 PM

ZenGum :smack: Boushh, selling... 03-13-2013, 06:06 AM

jimhelm Conversely, its not a bad... 03-12-2013, 07:58 PM

Undertoad Sammy and I are strongly... 03-16-2013, 07:17 AM

Undertoad It was a fine day today at... 03-16-2013, 01:20 PM

sexobon I'm curious UT, what is your... 03-17-2013, 01:56 AM

Undertoad Probably 96% get their stuff... 03-17-2013, 09:52 AM

Undertoad A guy came in and did a pawn... 03-19-2013, 03:06 PM

Nirvana Next time don't bat an eye... 03-19-2013, 04:45 PM

ZenGum Had a library client years... 03-19-2013, 06:44 PM

Chocolatl I was just browsing an... 03-19-2013, 07:34 PM

Undertoad Dude: Hey you know that phone... 03-20-2013, 12:51 PM

wolf He is relentless because the... 03-26-2013, 06:22 PM

sexobon Perseverance By Edwin Carp ... 03-20-2013, 09:31 PM

ZenGum That's beyond ignorance. ... 03-21-2013, 02:00 AM

Lamplighter They're just doing what... 03-21-2013, 09:38 AM

Undertoad One kind of people we... 03-23-2013, 09:37 AM

Crimson Ghost As long as they're not of his... 03-24-2013, 12:16 AM

classicman What was Obama doing in the... 03-24-2013, 01:06 AM

Crimson Ghost Only the books... 03-25-2013, 12:30 AM

neilt0 UT, having read this... 03-25-2013, 11:16 AM

xoxoxoBruce Welcome to the Cellar,... 03-25-2013, 12:52 PM

DanaC Hi neil! Welcome to the... 04-03-2013, 10:01 AM

neilt0 I've had an HSBC current... 04-09-2013, 10:33 AM

Undertoad I now like how my job is... 03-25-2013, 02:16 PM

tw How does the shop owner deal... 03-25-2013, 10:00 PM

jimhelm I think you should wear a... 03-25-2013, 04:24 PM

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Griff That's been done. 03-25-2013, 07:52 PM

Undertoad The owner lived through the... 03-25-2013, 10:33 PM

footfootfoot Not to beat a dead horse, but... 03-25-2013, 11:15 PM

jimhelm Yeah. 03-25-2013, 11:20 PM

Undertoad A guy comes in on Saturday... 03-26-2013, 11:11 AM

xoxoxoBruce You're going by the price of... 03-26-2013, 11:34 AM

Pete Zicato I recognize this type of... 03-26-2013, 11:42 AM

footfootfoot I used to make the mistake of... 03-26-2013, 12:08 PM

Undertoad "Neither" is not an option... 03-26-2013, 01:35 PM

jimhelm high. so high, he forgot... 03-26-2013, 03:12 PM

footfootfoot Maybe he changed his voice... 03-26-2013, 03:20 PM

Undertoad He came back in at 4pm .... 03-26-2013, 05:49 PM

footfootfoot Diversion is another... 03-26-2013, 05:55 PM

Undertoad Please PM me for a link if... 03-26-2013, 08:29 PM

jimhelm I'm listening while I work..... 03-28-2013, 09:32 AM

fargon I listend this morning. That... 03-28-2013, 09:41 AM

wolf Sounds racist, maybe. Is... 03-28-2013, 10:06 AM

Undertoad It's causing a minor drama at... 03-28-2013, 10:28 AM

wolf You're not identifying which... 03-28-2013, 10:37 AM

Undertoad It looks like this will not... 03-28-2013, 10:51 AM

glatt That sucks. Sorry UT. 03-28-2013, 11:09 AM

Undertoad Mine was the only real name... 03-28-2013, 11:26 AM

Undertoad I've given notice. The thread... 03-28-2013, 11:50 AM

footfootfoot Was that, like, a 2 hour... 03-28-2013, 06:43 PM

jimhelm Oh poo 03-28-2013, 12:33 PM

limey More or less what I said on... 03-28-2013, 12:59 PM

Pete Zicato Bummer. Probably best for... 03-28-2013, 01:31 PM

Undertoad 2 hour decision, 2 weeks... 03-28-2013, 08:23 PM

orthodoc Damn. Sorry, UT. Maybe a solo... 03-28-2013, 08:28 PM

Undertoad Well the thing is, a solo... 03-28-2013, 08:32 PM

orthodoc Hm. But you write so well, I... 03-28-2013, 08:42 PM

footfootfoot Yeah, I agree with Ortho. You... 03-28-2013, 08:48 PM

Griff Ah, shit. Sorry dude. 03-28-2013, 09:10 PM

sexobon So, how much did you get for... 03-28-2013, 11:17 PM

wolf That's a shame, but I admire... 03-28-2013, 11:22 PM

Undertoad Dude: I got a friend, man,... 04-01-2013, 09:45 AM

jimhelm he's probably thinking of... 04-01-2013, 11:41 AM

Undertoad I get Michael Moore when I... 04-01-2013, 01:42 PM

Undertoad It's 10 AM. A gentleman who... 04-03-2013, 09:32 AM

glatt Maybe you have covered this... 04-03-2013, 09:51 AM

Undertoad Oh yes, there are a few... 04-03-2013, 10:05 AM

glatt Although upon further... 04-03-2013, 10:19 AM

DanaC I just saw the bit about you... 04-03-2013, 10:08 AM

footfootfoot What would be a good place to... 04-03-2013, 10:45 AM

DanaC hahaha. Nice catch. 04-03-2013, 12:23 PM

Undertoad Woke up desperately sick... 04-09-2013, 09:15 AM

monster Do they have dollar stores in... 04-09-2013, 09:40 AM

Undertoad There are nothing but dollar... 04-09-2013, 09:57 AM

Undertoad A woman came in who I'd dealt... 04-09-2013, 11:26 AM

xoxoxoBruce If it's a regular toilet, you... 04-09-2013, 05:05 PM

wolf I love moments like that at... 04-10-2013, 11:21 AM

Ocean\'s Edge I rather think it'd be a... 04-09-2013, 05:24 PM

infinite monkey And in FA. 04-10-2013, 12:49 PM

Undertoad It's three days left... 04-11-2013, 11:28 AM

Sundae FIFY 04-14-2013, 06:01 AM

Lamplighter Today is the best day of your... 04-14-2013, 08:09 AM

tw So what notes will they... 04-14-2013, 05:36 PM

ZenGum The unexpectedly nice person... 04-12-2013, 07:10 PM

ZenGum Next time, give him the... 04-14-2013, 07:06 AM

Crimson Ghost Yes. He won't expect it. 04-14-2013, 12:20 PM

orthodoc To the jerk who says he's... 04-14-2013, 05:58 PM

Undertoad Got a text this morning from... 04-15-2013, 10:52 AM

elSicomoro But dude...you were getting... 04-15-2013, 12:23 PM

Pete Zicato As this thread slowly comes... 04-15-2013, 02:44 PM

BigV woot! You're in control. 04-15-2013, 11:04 AM

Flint 2nd this. You're in the rare... 04-15-2013, 10:35 PM

infinite monkey Lucky. Here be envy. 04-15-2013, 12:03 PM

Undertoad Close but no cigarette! You... 04-15-2013, 03:09 PM

Crimson Ghost Every time you think you're... 04-15-2013, 04:04 PM

Undertoad Control? Ha ha ha... all I... 04-16-2013, 08:36 AM

jimhelm Music store dude. I mean it! 04-16-2013, 12:42 PM

Undertoad Not an option mon frere.... 04-16-2013, 01:16 PM

jimhelm George's in Spring City? ... 04-16-2013, 01:52 PM

Undertoad Hmm. Hmm. That could work 04-16-2013, 01:55 PM

Griff Sounds like a workable... 04-22-2013, 04:14 PM

jimhelm Put your best hat on and go... 04-16-2013, 06:37 PM

elSicomoro The place I go to here in my... 04-17-2013, 12:41 AM

Flint Has anybody done "Down here... 04-17-2013, 01:55 AM

xoxoxoBruce Yeah, Sundae. 04-17-2013, 08:26 AM

Undertoad Dude comes in and is... 04-27-2013, 10:04 AM

jimhelm that's not customer service. ... 04-27-2013, 10:18 AM

Clodfobble So was this overheard during... 04-27-2013, 11:42 AM

Undertoad I'm eBaying one day a week. ... 04-27-2013, 12:55 PM

jimhelm What the hell kind of... 04-27-2013, 01:29 PM

Undertoad Handheld deals, did you ever... 04-27-2013, 01:33 PM

jimhelm Oh...like a cut off grinder. ... 04-27-2013, 02:08 PM

jimhelm Do guys do a lot of used tool... 04-27-2013, 02:08 PM

Griff Those grinders are critical... 04-27-2013, 02:11 PM

Undertoad We do a shit ton of used... 04-27-2013, 02:52 PM

zippyt Ive hit pawn shops forcheaper... 04-27-2013, 02:56 PM

neilt0 http://i.imgur.com/XwGiXOp.jpg 04-27-2013, 03:32 PM

tw Why do they not show the... 04-27-2013, 06:48 PM

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chrisinhouston Take this and Grindr it! 05-05-2013, 10:24 AM

Undertoad http://cellar.org/2013/dedhog.... 05-06-2013, 10:39 PM

ZenGum I'm not seeing any shadow,... 05-06-2013, 10:48 PM

tw Irrelevant if you can see its... 05-07-2013, 12:17 AM

Crimson Ghost Put a sign next to it. ... 05-06-2013, 10:50 PM

lumberjim Perhaps, "Rare Ground... 05-06-2013, 11:50 PM

Sundae TW are you allowed to be... 05-07-2013, 03:44 AM

glatt Put a sign next to it. ... 05-07-2013, 08:11 AM

monster or $70 and accept no less... 05-07-2013, 11:02 AM

Undertoad Oh don't be sad Sundae! Those... 05-07-2013, 08:44 AM

jimhelm we have turkey vultures out... 05-07-2013, 09:11 AM

Sundae WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH... 05-07-2013, 09:12 AM

infinite monkey Stage a major scene: someone... 05-07-2013, 11:50 AM

SteveDallas On Lincoln Drive, there's a... 05-08-2013, 10:57 AM

Sundae Nice use of the word flotsam. 05-08-2013, 01:11 PM

Undertoad I txted the shop, and the hog... 05-08-2013, 03:06 PM

orthodoc Eeewwwww. If it'd been... 05-08-2013, 03:50 PM

Griff Off to the woods pawn shop... 05-08-2013, 07:44 PM

bluecuracao Bleurgh. Philly is dirty and... 05-09-2013, 06:00 PM

jimhelm Probably a team of rats 05-09-2013, 06:51 PM

Griff Do Philly rats wear safety... 05-10-2013, 05:27 AM

infinite monkey That was a job for...The... 05-11-2013, 10:39 AM

Crimson Ghost Do they have a team jersey? 05-11-2013, 12:35 PM

Undertoad http://cellar.org/2013/bitchas... 06-08-2013, 07:15 PM

Undertoad porn stuff goes in the NSFW... 06-08-2013, 07:21 PM

ZenGum While I suspect that a... 06-08-2013, 11:19 PM

Undertoad The owner is out this week,... 06-17-2013, 08:43 AM

footfootfoot For UT jLo7tHDHgOc 07-13-2013, 11:07 AM

Undertoad Seen it many times sir! The... 07-13-2013, 11:17 AM

sexobon But I'll bet you can sell... 07-14-2013, 02:51 PM

Undertoad If it will make the shop... 07-14-2013, 04:06 PM

Undertoad I came in to list items today... 07-29-2013, 10:35 AM

Undertoad Lastly, during the final... 07-29-2013, 10:50 AM

Undertoad The last item I listed today... 07-29-2013, 04:24 PM

Chocolatl :( Glad you're mostly outta... 07-29-2013, 08:56 PM

Undertoad Nice treat this morning: as I... 08-08-2013, 10:28 AM

Griff Nice. 08-09-2013, 05:53 AM

Undertoad One interesting thing about... 08-10-2013, 10:09 AM

neilt0 They are stolen and the... 08-10-2013, 11:39 AM

Undertoad That's a possibility. I would... 08-10-2013, 11:58 AM

sexobon Perhaps the original backs... 08-10-2013, 12:48 PM

DanaC The backs for those kinds of... 08-10-2013, 03:11 PM

Clodfobble Maybe the backs make... 08-10-2013, 06:51 PM

Crimson Ghost Matched butter trays? 08-10-2013, 07:30 PM

neilt0 Lovely earrings. 08-11-2013, 03:48 AM

Gravdigr Wonder what the TSA would... 08-13-2013, 10:27 AM

monster anyone seen lady gaga's... 08-14-2013, 03:26 PM

Griff Pawn shop graduate makes... 08-25-2013, 12:29 PM

Gravdigr I like Black Joe Lewis. 08-25-2013, 02:43 PM

Griff I liked what they played of... 08-25-2013, 02:48 PM

xoxoxoBruce Handbag loans in Hong Kong... 09-02-2013, 02:39 PM

cellarolson i used to work in the British... 09-10-2013, 09:42 AM

limey Hi Cellarolson! We do have... 09-10-2013, 09:47 AM

Undertoad 1dyTIpqLKCE This is the... 09-16-2013, 03:17 PM

jimhelm what's Molly? the pure... 09-16-2013, 03:26 PM

Undertoad Molly is a more pure form of... 09-16-2013, 03:30 PM

jimhelm crazy 09-16-2013, 03:33 PM

neilt0 I think I may have posted a... 09-18-2013, 07:35 AM

Undertoad Pawn Stars ripoff. I'm trying... 09-18-2013, 09:41 AM

Undertoad My replacement at the shop is... 09-18-2013, 09:43 AM

Lamplighter ... maybe his emphasis was on... 09-18-2013, 10:00 AM

lumberjim No, sir. I'm the idiotproof... 09-18-2013, 10:27 AM

Undertoad I was there yesterday, and... 09-18-2013, 10:15 AM

Spexxvet It could be Wealthism or... 09-20-2013, 09:31 AM

DanaC Might be class antagonism... 09-18-2013, 10:32 AM

Undertoad One of my personal theories... 09-20-2013, 11:50 AM

neilt0 Kinda. It's improving, but I... 09-20-2013, 01:59 PM

monster This is spot on IMO 09-23-2013, 09:11 PM

lumberjim Well, as long as we're all... 09-20-2013, 12:46 PM

sexobon [Bold mine.] Your... 09-20-2013, 02:58 PM

Undertoad Right; maybe I should have... 09-20-2013, 06:38 PM

Pete Zicato I've had to wait on too many... 09-20-2013, 09:17 PM

Undertoad By the way, Steve dealt with... 09-20-2013, 06:42 PM

lumberjim It doesn't happen to me too... 09-21-2013, 09:04 AM

Griff Pete's cousin is the same... 09-22-2013, 09:59 AM

Undertoad http://cellar.org/2013/trigger... 09-24-2013, 01:01 PM

Perry Winkle That's one of the main things... 09-24-2013, 01:32 PM

Gravdigr No shit? Zat a city... 09-24-2013, 04:05 PM

Undertoad Yeah it is the City of... 09-24-2013, 04:45 PM

Gravdigr I award fifty points for... 09-24-2013, 04:59 PM

Undertoad Today's "picture left on pawn... 10-10-2013, 11:18 AM

Gravdigr Blackout his face...Let us... 10-10-2013, 02:24 PM

Clodfobble Is that another iPhone in... 10-10-2013, 11:27 AM

Gravdigr No, he's just happy to see... 10-10-2013, 02:23 PM

Undertoad Blackout his face? That's... 10-10-2013, 03:30 PM

Griff Yeah, f'in milky! This is... 10-10-2013, 06:27 PM

Clodfobble Heh... Guess he's one of your... 10-11-2013, 08:24 AM

Griff He's a really bright... 10-14-2013, 02:11 PM

sexobon When the watch in the photo... 10-11-2013, 12:43 PM

Undertoad The music we play at the shop... 10-19-2013, 12:00 PM

Undertoad Apparently there is a guy out... 10-26-2013, 02:41 PM

Pete Zicato Hence the phrase barking mad? 10-26-2013, 02:56 PM

DanaC And elsewhere, in a world not... 10-26-2013, 03:01 PM

sexobon The man found a creative way... 10-26-2013, 03:02 PM

DanaC We're all missing the other... 10-26-2013, 03:04 PM

sexobon Reminds me of that old story... 10-26-2013, 04:03 PM

sexobon Or as a street performer he's... 10-26-2013, 03:11 PM

sexobon Has the pawn shop, being in... 10-27-2013, 04:18 PM

Undertoad Being in that location, many... 10-27-2013, 07:08 PM

footfootfoot What's the price... 10-30-2013, 07:00 AM

glatt Yeah, I'm wondering the same... 10-30-2013, 07:36 AM

monster I hate my laptop it's slower... 10-30-2013, 07:55 AM

Undertoad Here are all the working... 10-30-2013, 09:30 AM

Undertoad Even if you go for a new... 10-30-2013, 11:47 PM

footfootfoot Is that ASUS X83V 15.6"... 10-31-2013, 07:06 AM

glatt Did you see the picture in... 10-31-2013, 07:26 AM

footfootfoot Thanks. I'll check that on... 10-31-2013, 07:54 AM

Undertoad That should be a fine unit.... 10-31-2013, 09:24 AM

glatt Heh heh, heh heh. He said... 10-31-2013, 10:19 AM

footfootfoot Cool! I hope it is still... 10-31-2013, 09:50 AM

lumberjim actually, I just bought it. ... 10-31-2013, 10:06 AM

footfootfoot heh heh heh He said... 10-31-2013, 11:19 AM

glatt Sweet! 10-31-2013, 12:50 PM

Undertoad Depends whether the manager... 10-31-2013, 01:40 PM

footfootfoot Loving the new puter. Simple... 11-06-2013, 08:03 AM

Undertoad Very glad to hear it! At... 11-06-2013, 11:25 AM

monster Evil monster thought: we... 11-06-2013, 12:04 PM

footfootfoot I haven't told you lately how... 11-06-2013, 12:41 PM

footfootfoot Apart from that Mrs. Lincoln,... 11-06-2013, 01:56 PM

Undertoad dang :( We leave these... 11-06-2013, 02:17 PM

Undertoad Guy: Do you buy movies?... 11-06-2013, 02:34 PM

Big Sarge Do you know how much he... 11-06-2013, 03:39 PM

footfootfoot Down here at the pawn shop 11-06-2013, 03:30 PM

Undertoad The Tosh is marginally... 11-06-2013, 04:02 PM

footfootfoot I like the asus. For the... 11-06-2013, 04:32 PM

Undertoad Most laptops have that... 11-06-2013, 05:58 PM

Undertoad Today Alan is morose as his... 11-12-2013, 12:12 PM

footfootfoot :( 11-12-2013, 01:03 PM

glatt There's a cold wind blowing,... 11-12-2013, 01:18 PM

Griff bummer 11-12-2013, 08:36 PM

sexobon Bad times were all around and... 11-16-2013, 12:15 AM

footfootfoot Excellent, sexobon! 11-18-2013, 07:02 AM

Big Sarge Good for Richard. Everyone... 12-03-2013, 11:15 PM

xoxoxoBruce It's a fool, that plays it... 12-04-2013, 01:17 AM

Griff Amazing that he pulled it... 12-04-2013, 05:27 AM

Gravdigr I hope Richard writes a song... 12-04-2013, 02:35 PM

glatt I'm happy for Richard. 12-04-2013, 02:49 PM

limey Me too. Even if it's only... 12-04-2013, 05:01 PM

Undertoad A banner day today as I stood... 12-13-2013, 11:31 AM

glatt That's all kind of awesome. 12-13-2013, 11:53 AM

xoxoxoBruce Or, she bought your services... 12-13-2013, 12:53 PM

DanaC Payin it forward. I'm so... 12-13-2013, 11:48 AM

Gravdigr I've been bought for... 12-13-2013, 03:20 PM

Undertoad When I sell phones, I run... 12-20-2013, 09:01 AM

glatt Can the pawn shop get its... 12-20-2013, 09:10 AM

Undertoad Phones that are reported... 12-20-2013, 09:57 AM

sexobon Does business at the pawn... 12-27-2013, 12:35 PM

Undertoad No no, my friend, you are... 12-27-2013, 01:26 PM

sexobon I take it you're saying that... 12-27-2013, 01:51 PM

Undertoad Guy just came in looking for... 12-31-2013, 09:23 AM

Undertoad Randomness. Bob Marley was on... 01-06-2014, 11:21 AM

Undertoad http://cellar.org/2013/callown... 01-06-2014, 11:29 AM

glatt I suppose the phone could... 01-06-2014, 11:42 AM

Undertoad I don't know about remotely... 01-06-2014, 11:54 AM

lumberjim I put a scrolling message... 01-06-2014, 01:53 PM

Gravdigr I can erase and deregister... 01-07-2014, 01:56 PM

lumberjim Yeah, I have Lookout Pro on... 01-07-2014, 02:29 PM

BigV have you tested it, say,... 01-07-2014, 07:48 PM

lumberjim yes, the locator works... 01-09-2014, 12:50 PM

Undertoad Ron is a fairly nasty person,... 01-08-2014, 09:43 AM

Griff :) 01-08-2014, 04:15 PM

BigV thanks 01-09-2014, 12:52 PM

Undertoad cow orker reports this one... 01-10-2014, 01:14 PM

sexobon I guess she didn't want in on... 01-10-2014, 06:49 PM

Undertoad Helicopters and sirens of... 01-17-2014, 03:07 PM

sexobon Did they arrest the gun that... 01-17-2014, 03:26 PM

Undertoad Make that two students, shot... 01-17-2014, 03:27 PM

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sexobon 46599 01-17-2014, 03:35 PM

monster hey, Ute, think this will... 01-18-2014, 11:19 PM

Undertoad We have been doing this for a... 01-18-2014, 11:37 PM

Undertoad The old man died today. We... 01-20-2014, 12:18 AM

Griff Remarkable really. Thinking... 01-20-2014, 05:55 AM

footfootfoot Stranger things have... 01-20-2014, 11:00 AM

sexobon That unsung hero got a song... 01-20-2014, 12:28 AM

DanaC Oh that's so sad. 01-20-2014, 04:21 AM

Clodfobble Probably not many others in... 01-20-2014, 07:01 AM

glatt Sorry, UT. I'm glad you got... 01-20-2014, 08:07 AM

infinite monkey I'm sorry, UT. :( 01-20-2014, 10:44 AM

Undertoad I went to the old man's... 01-24-2014, 11:08 AM

Clodfobble By attending his service, you... 01-24-2014, 11:20 AM

Nirvana You are a shining light in in... 01-24-2014, 11:46 AM

glatt There's beauty in a moment... 01-24-2014, 12:45 PM

orthodoc Beautifully said, glatt.... 01-25-2014, 11:38 PM

Gravdigr What's going to happen with... 01-24-2014, 04:16 PM

Undertoad He's been preparing his boys... 01-24-2014, 05:19 PM

Griff That was nice Tony. Sometimes... 01-24-2014, 06:36 PM

lumberjim Old man probably never told... 01-24-2014, 09:39 PM

Undertoad Don that is... no real names... 01-24-2014, 09:51 PM

lumberjim Just don't get confused and... 01-24-2014, 10:06 PM

Elspode This is a shining example of... 01-24-2014, 11:39 PM

lumberjim Right. Don. Sorry, Tommy. 01-24-2014, 10:04 PM

Undertoad That is nice of you to say. ... 01-25-2014, 06:56 AM

Big Sarge I'm sorry you lost a friend,... 01-25-2014, 05:06 PM

Molasar I'm lucky that haven't done... 01-26-2014, 02:49 AM

orthodoc In my experience, the wake is... 01-26-2014, 03:21 AM

Undertoad Cow orker reports this today:... 01-30-2014, 10:39 AM

sexobon Do people bring in dental... 01-31-2014, 03:19 PM

Undertoad I have never seen it happen. 01-31-2014, 03:48 PM

sexobon I was just curious. Googling... 02-01-2014, 09:34 PM

sexobon Does the pawn shop make more... 02-15-2014, 12:14 AM

Undertoad Don't know. 02-15-2014, 04:32 AM

Clodfobble In the early 2000s, in pawn... 02-15-2014, 07:06 AM

Undertoad Customer (on phone): "Y'all... 02-15-2014, 09:01 AM

Clodfobble To be fair, someone asked me... 02-15-2014, 10:51 AM

Undertoad That exchange there was more... 02-15-2014, 11:19 AM

lumberjim If you're stupid, you don't... 02-16-2014, 09:40 PM

monster I think they used to call... 02-16-2014, 09:54 PM

Spexxvet Good article about Philly... 02-19-2014, 10:31 AM

Undertoad Sammy has decided to carry a... 02-19-2014, 11:24 AM

Griff Is this good news like... 02-19-2014, 05:05 PM

Undertoad I'd say it's on the level of... 02-19-2014, 09:25 PM

sexobon It's probably good that he's... 02-19-2014, 11:12 PM

Undertoad We're a day ahead of... 03-01-2014, 12:07 PM

orthodoc That's good to know. It... 03-01-2014, 04:39 PM

Undertoad Oh my gawd. Steve just sent... 03-07-2014, 04:08 PM

Undertoad Steve went a block down Broad... 03-10-2014, 12:15 PM

Spexxvet European-American suburban... 03-11-2014, 12:01 PM

lumberjim Trolling for queers 03-10-2014, 01:29 PM

footfootfoot I only ever did that at... 03-11-2014, 05:27 PM

Carruthers This particular pawn shop... 03-24-2014, 10:08 AM

Undertoad I went downstairs yesterday,... 04-02-2014, 12:24 PM

Undertoad Because our sex toys venture... 04-05-2014, 03:13 PM

Undertoad If you sell a Cock Ring... 04-05-2014, 03:25 PM

Undertoad Nothing on that...? OK it... 04-05-2014, 11:56 PM

Griff It is funny/interesting but I... 04-06-2014, 05:58 AM

Sundae I'm still processing the... 04-06-2014, 07:15 AM

BigV I seriously doubt those... 04-06-2014, 05:54 PM

Undertoad Oh yeah we got all that shit... 04-06-2014, 06:20 PM

Griff Well now you've ruined a... 04-06-2014, 06:29 PM

Undertoad It must have been an... 04-11-2014, 02:17 PM

Gravdigr Hoyt Carbon Matrix, or Hoyt... 04-14-2014, 05:35 PM

sexobon Let's hope Steve doesn't use... 04-11-2014, 03:27 PM

BigV don't the handcuffs and bow... 04-11-2014, 04:19 PM

sexobon Nah, occasionally placement... 04-11-2014, 04:59 PM

Undertoad Turns out Alan decided the... 04-14-2014, 07:08 PM

Undertoad Sometimes I get to write a... 04-16-2014, 10:52 AM

Gravdigr My eyes kept trying to cross... 04-16-2014, 01:34 PM

SteveDallas That is a classic. 04-22-2014, 08:29 PM

Griff Very amusing! Hi SD! 04-22-2014, 08:34 PM

glatt Nice copy. Will it sell? 04-16-2014, 03:00 PM

Undertoad It should go for like... 04-16-2014, 03:14 PM

footfootfoot Nice eulogy/tribute, Tony. 04-16-2014, 06:44 PM

xoxoxoBruce Should have been a paperback... 04-16-2014, 08:38 PM

Clodfobble Very nice! I hope you get a... 04-17-2014, 08:58 AM

Spexxvet This might be the most... 04-18-2014, 09:11 AM

Undertoad Thank you sir. It is 100%... 04-18-2014, 09:16 AM

Undertoad The details of Ron's firing... 04-18-2014, 09:42 AM

xoxoxoBruce Oh, you're taking in strays.... 04-18-2014, 10:09 AM

Griff Steve needs to check his gps. 04-18-2014, 10:55 AM

tw That characteristic is found... 04-18-2014, 05:06 PM

Undertoad Yes, Sammy is here at the... 04-18-2014, 10:04 PM

xoxoxoBruce Just what you need, a drummer... 04-18-2014, 11:35 PM

Undertoad It's Steve who's the drummer... 04-19-2014, 07:47 AM

xoxoxoBruce Oh, my bad. Bathroom cleaner?... 04-19-2014, 09:45 AM

limey And his wife threw him... 04-19-2014, 11:31 AM

Undertoad She yelled at him for working... 04-19-2014, 01:38 PM

sexobon Sounds like you found a... 04-20-2014, 09:39 AM

busterb Hell! I have know a few of... 04-19-2014, 07:04 PM

Clodfobble SteveDallas! Long time no... 04-22-2014, 08:34 PM

SteveDallas Conscious, mostly. :D 04-22-2014, 08:36 PM

monster Sleeeeve! 04-22-2014, 09:12 PM

BigV Hi SteveDallas! Welcome... 04-23-2014, 12:07 PM

fargon Welcome back Mr. Dallas 04-23-2014, 05:26 PM

Undertoad Update, Sammy couldn't take... 04-24-2014, 06:37 PM

Undertoad He says it was just the... 04-26-2014, 12:12 PM

Spexxvet Dude, at current prices... 04-28-2014, 08:31 AM

Undertoad http://cellar.org/2014/ipodnan... 05-10-2014, 12:26 PM

Gravdigr I think that question was... 05-10-2014, 03:30 PM

Undertoad The question was answered at... 05-10-2014, 04:14 PM

Undertoad From my cubbyhole I can only... 05-17-2014, 10:18 AM

Undertoad We talked: the device was a... 05-17-2014, 11:22 AM

Griff People will surprise you with... 05-19-2014, 05:47 AM

Undertoad http://cellar.org/2014/dudesgu... 07-13-2014, 08:51 PM

elSicomoro Does he have a picture of... 07-13-2014, 08:57 PM

Undertoad Steve reports that today... 07-24-2014, 05:06 PM

Clodfobble I imagine there would be a... 07-24-2014, 06:12 PM

elSicomoro Those things aren't cheap. 07-24-2014, 10:14 PM

Undertoad Steve reports that they did... 07-24-2014, 10:38 PM

orthodoc Basic wheelchairs are totally... 07-25-2014, 09:44 PM

xoxoxoBruce Google has good selection of... 07-26-2014, 01:13 AM

glatt My FIL has a cheap one he's... 07-26-2014, 06:36 AM

xoxoxoBruce Needs duct tape. :haha: 07-26-2014, 11:40 AM

Undertoad This morning Steve reports:... 08-09-2014, 11:14 AM

Gravdigr Prolly rubbed his knuckles on... 08-09-2014, 11:48 AM

lumberjim Italian ice sound more... 08-09-2014, 12:26 PM

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Gravdigr Italian Ice I know. All I... 08-09-2014, 12:37 PM

infinite monkey So, it's like a slurpee. Or a... 08-09-2014, 12:39 PM

lumberjim It's much smoother than that... 08-09-2014, 03:13 PM

tw What is a going rate for... 08-09-2014, 07:46 PM

Undertoad Not much, we send everything... 08-09-2014, 08:24 PM

glatt *snort* 08-09-2014, 08:25 PM

Undertoad Customer first name: Timofee... 09-05-2014, 10:43 AM

Griff I know a couple good speech... 09-05-2014, 03:53 PM

xoxoxoBruce Worse, you're fucking with... 09-05-2014, 08:02 PM

Urbane Guerrilla Well, if it was a Russian... 09-09-2014, 10:00 PM

monster :stpaddy: Tim O'Fee 09-05-2014, 09:00 PM

Urbane Guerrilla Hooboy. :stpaddy: David... 09-12-2014, 04:54 PM

Aliantha That italian ice is probably... 09-09-2014, 10:05 PM

Gravdigr Paddy O'Furniture 09-17-2014, 01:47 PM

Undertoad This particular shooting... 09-23-2014, 02:29 PM

Undertoad This particular shooting... 09-24-2014, 08:30 PM

Clodfobble Are you still picking up... 09-25-2014, 07:02 AM

Undertoad I work most Saturdays still.... 09-25-2014, 07:03 AM

Clodfobble Well... do your best to look... 09-25-2014, 07:06 AM

Gravdigr Yeah, what she^ said. ... 09-25-2014, 01:29 PM

Undertoad SIGH ... 09-26-2014, 01:22 PM

glatt You're not leaving work or... 09-26-2014, 01:29 PM

Undertoad Correction on that one. It... 09-26-2014, 01:34 PM

Gravdigr It's strange how we never... 09-26-2014, 01:40 PM

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Clodfobble That's fuckin' scary, UT. 02-13-2015, 11:51 AM

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SteveDallas Wait, it was cold? WTF.. who... 02-14-2015, 03:02 PM

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Those EMTs should follow the lead of the nurses. Just about every nurse I've ever known uses a Mickey Mouse watch

As long as she or he isn't wearing Tweety Bird scrubs. I could be in the trauma center, half dead, and if they have someone with Tweety Bird scrubs on I will scream and demand someone else. Daffy Duck. Sylvester even. I HATE that bird. Instigating phony little fuck.

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xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	A slight tangent... Lapham's Quarterly has an article about how WW I made the watch indispensable, and the wristwatch acceptable. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

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