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Shawnee123 What's mildly irritating you... 02-05-2008, 10:04 AM

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barefoot serpent make a buzzing sound and... 02-05-2008, 02:00 PM

BigV Or.... "No thanks." ... 02-05-2008, 02:33 PM

lookout123 on 12/28 I ordered a new... 02-05-2008, 02:40 PM

xoxoxoBruce Guess they couldn't be... 02-05-2008, 04:32 PM

lookout123 *groan* 02-05-2008, 05:09 PM

TheMercenary Failure to rehab my knee... 02-05-2008, 05:10 PM

Aliantha one of the cats just vomitted... 02-05-2008, 05:14 PM

Aliantha actually it pissed me off... 02-05-2008, 05:15 PM

DucksNuts I still dont have my Sony... 02-05-2008, 09:49 PM

HungLikeJesus Shawnee, I agree completely.... 02-05-2008, 09:57 PM

classicman Cuz it was a lotta fun at... 02-05-2008, 10:50 PM

HungLikeJesus No. And I've always been too... 02-06-2008, 08:08 AM

monster this should do the trick... 02-06-2008, 04:34 PM

casimendocina Nooooooooooooo! What about... 09-26-2010, 08:59 AM

xoxoxoBruce So after a long embarrassing... 09-26-2010, 09:15 AM

casimendocina Today while reading Richard... 09-29-2010, 10:38 PM

classicman DO NOT LOOK AT ME! or even... 02-06-2008, 08:23 AM

HungLikeJesus Thanks. I'll be up all night... 02-07-2008, 10:14 AM

xoxoxoBruce Here's an abridged version... 02-09-2008, 01:39 PM

Shawnee123 I'm at the office. On Sunday.... 02-10-2008, 11:34 AM

Drax I can't eat my steak samich... 02-10-2008, 11:57 PM

classicman no technically it was either... 02-11-2008, 07:53 AM

Drax Huh? :monkeyscratcheshead: ... 02-11-2008, 02:10 PM

Shawnee123 Time zones are a funny thing.... 02-11-2008, 07:56 AM

Drax No. It'd take to long to... 02-11-2008, 02:04 PM

TheMercenary 74 degrees yesterday, 67... 02-11-2008, 09:44 AM

glatt It was in the 70's one day... 02-11-2008, 09:46 AM

TheMercenary Ouch! Now that is a... 02-11-2008, 09:48 AM

Tink Crabby people at work. 02-11-2008, 02:02 PM

classicman But your post said 12:57am -... 02-11-2008, 06:20 PM

Drax That would be EST, which is... 02-11-2008, 06:58 PM

Drax This post 7:02 over here, so... 02-11-2008, 07:02 PM

lumberjim it's 7:44 here 02-11-2008, 07:13 PM

Ibby 09:19 AM! 02-11-2008, 07:20 PM

Aliantha 11.20am (tuesday) 02-11-2008, 07:20 PM

monster It's 42!!! 02-11-2008, 07:27 PM

Drax Aah, the Answer to Life, the... 02-11-2008, 09:06 PM

monster a :lol: would have been... 02-11-2008, 09:12 PM

classicman 1.360 here - and its time to... 02-11-2008, 09:08 PM

Drax Meh. 02-11-2008, 09:49 PM

DucksNuts :dedhorse: I'm thinking... 02-11-2008, 10:34 PM

Drax I knew. I got Hitchikers...... 02-11-2008, 11:07 PM

Aliantha Yep, not everyone's a fan of... 02-11-2008, 11:03 PM

Drax HHTTG ;) 02-11-2008, 11:10 PM

monster And those poor souls can just... 02-12-2008, 06:20 PM

xoxoxoBruce I found these neat little... 12-25-2016, 05:45 PM

Gravdigr What's mildly irritating you... 12-30-2016, 02:08 PM

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lumberjim is drax starting shit... 02-11-2008, 11:14 PM

Drax If explaining things and... 02-11-2008, 11:35 PM

Aliantha ok galaxy. I got it wrong. ... 02-11-2008, 11:15 PM

Drax No big. ;) 02-11-2008, 11:35 PM

jinx But did you know what the 42... 02-12-2008, 08:09 PM

Aliantha Yes I know what 42 meant, and... 02-12-2008, 10:45 PM

xoxoxoBruce No... section XXII,... 02-12-2008, 11:50 PM

monster depends what he posts. Same... 02-13-2008, 07:50 PM

Undertoad Candles are an interesting... 02-12-2008, 12:27 PM

Cicero Check for carbon monoxide,... 02-12-2008, 04:51 PM

icileparadise Re: What's mildly irritating you... 02-12-2008, 04:59 PM

Aliantha candles in the bedroom! ... 02-12-2008, 04:28 PM

icileparadise Put those little candles, in... 02-12-2008, 04:51 PM

Undertoad We have a heat pump here,... 02-12-2008, 04:59 PM

lookout123 understatement noun a... 02-12-2008, 05:14 PM

busterb Ha HA nuf said! 02-12-2008, 06:09 PM

icileparadise YES,YES. Cicero speaks... 02-12-2008, 05:05 PM

Cicero oh..all electric....K.... 02-12-2008, 05:30 PM

icileparadise Re: What's mildly irritating you... 02-12-2008, 05:33 PM

icileparadise Sorry you all, pushed the... 02-12-2008, 05:53 PM

Cicero Not really...I still don't... 02-12-2008, 06:15 PM

lumberjim no one wants to mention her? 02-12-2008, 06:30 PM

monster Margaret Thatcher? 02-12-2008, 06:37 PM

lumberjim The Mary Chi Co.? 02-12-2008, 07:01 PM

zippyt He said it Once , if some... 02-12-2008, 07:17 PM

monster He already brought Drax back... 02-12-2008, 07:34 PM

monster ummmm is it IQ? 02-12-2008, 08:22 PM

Aliantha Gee Bruce, you sound like one... 02-13-2008, 04:57 PM

DanaC Cic: a previous dwellar had... 02-13-2008, 05:16 PM

Cicero Oh...alrighty. My best guess... 02-13-2008, 06:34 PM

Cloud jury duty manana 02-14-2008, 12:32 AM

zippyt STUUUPID customers cosing... 02-14-2008, 09:31 PM

DucksNuts Try-hard wannabes. 02-15-2008, 03:31 AM

DanaC Me and D were supposed to be... 02-15-2008, 06:19 AM

lookout123 My guess is that the... 02-15-2008, 09:22 AM

TheMercenary Getting all my documentation... 02-15-2008, 03:10 PM

DucksNuts Working....its hot and its... 02-15-2008, 10:34 PM

SteveDallas My employer changed health... 02-27-2008, 09:27 AM

DanaC lol ludicrous. 02-27-2008, 09:28 AM

Shawnee123 SD, good thing you don't have... 02-27-2008, 09:35 AM

SteveDallas Yeah. At least I don't live... 02-27-2008, 10:33 AM

Shawnee123 Coulda been a titmouse. 02-27-2008, 11:21 AM

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Shawnee123 374 closings reported in the... 03-07-2008, 01:16 PM

classicman uh where are you on that... 03-07-2008, 02:55 PM

Trilby see the third N in... 03-07-2008, 03:09 PM

classicman Hi! 03-07-2008, 03:28 PM

LabRat You know Bri, Chicago is a... 03-07-2008, 04:17 PM

monster 4 hours drive for me.... 03-08-2008, 02:54 PM

Happy Monkey The bed rails that I didn't... 03-12-2008, 06:54 PM

monster My boys missed the bus at... 03-12-2008, 07:00 PM

Trilby My mom is driving me nuts. ... 03-13-2008, 07:28 AM

binky this fucking gnat that has... 03-13-2008, 12:43 PM

Shawnee123 Are you sure it's the same... 03-13-2008, 12:50 PM

binky LOL Bri sorry 03-13-2008, 12:49 PM

binky moot point now- i was talking... 03-13-2008, 01:00 PM

Shawnee123 I think a chicken nugget just... 03-13-2008, 01:01 PM

binky I guess I assumed that it was... 03-13-2008, 01:01 PM

Shawnee123 Sneaky bastards. They tag... 03-13-2008, 01:02 PM

lookout123 That's hot. /paris hilton/ 03-13-2008, 01:03 PM

lookout123 gnats are cautious. they... 03-13-2008, 01:03 PM

Shawnee123 It's true. Where do you think... 03-13-2008, 01:06 PM

lookout123 absolutely. I love that one,... 03-13-2008, 01:07 PM

binky ouch sry lol 03-13-2008, 01:02 PM

Shawnee123 Gno. :lol2: I slay me. 03-13-2008, 01:08 PM

binky Okay it must have been one... 03-13-2008, 01:20 PM

HungLikeJesus They crawl back out at night... 03-13-2008, 01:40 PM

Shawnee123 at gnight, he means. OK... 03-13-2008, 01:51 PM

HungLikeJesus You'll quit gnow? 03-13-2008, 01:58 PM

binky thanks hlj now I have... 03-13-2008, 02:02 PM

binky oops I mean gnow I have... 03-13-2008, 02:03 PM

lushchocolateswirl Mildly irritating? Maybe more... 03-13-2008, 02:17 PM

Shawnee123 Apparently my cow orker... 03-18-2008, 09:09 AM

Dingleschmutz That stupid fake laugh that... 03-18-2008, 09:30 AM

Flint What's mildly irritating you... 03-18-2008, 09:32 AM

Dingleschmutz Eh, I only have 63 posts, I'm... 03-18-2008, 09:38 AM

Flint It's okay, I still have... 03-18-2008, 09:41 AM

Clodfobble My stepdad was a big fan of... 03-18-2008, 05:04 PM

Griff teh flu- voice gone, fever,... 03-19-2008, 12:19 PM

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Shawnee123 Awww, here griff: 03-19-2008, 12:21 PM

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SteveDallas Strep throat. My son has it.... 03-19-2008, 12:21 PM

Griff but its so... so... beautiful. 03-19-2008, 12:47 PM

Shawnee123 That looks like a Flint... 03-19-2008, 12:24 PM

lookout123 damn computer viruses. 03-19-2008, 12:25 PM

HungLikeJesus I thought it was alphabet flu. 03-19-2008, 12:29 PM

Undertoad Fastest moving cold ever,... 03-20-2008, 08:06 AM

HungLikeJesus UT, you might want to get one... 03-20-2008, 10:35 AM

lookout123 i knew you were in trouble... 03-20-2008, 11:44 AM

lumberjim yeah.... that's some bad joo... 03-20-2008, 12:28 PM

Sundae Over 300 letter mailout to go... 03-20-2008, 12:22 PM

SteveDallas So I'm home again today due... 03-20-2008, 12:53 PM

Shawnee123 Now I'm mildly irritated... 03-20-2008, 01:03 PM

lumberjim we get fucked out of all of... 03-20-2008, 01:06 PM

Shawnee123 I bet you do. I always think... 03-20-2008, 01:07 PM

lumberjim mostly it's because we're all... 03-20-2008, 01:16 PM

lookout123 Dude, I sooo remember that. ... 03-20-2008, 01:29 PM

lumberjim this is all made up, right? 03-27-2008, 10:38 AM

SteveDallas This is "mildly irritated." ... 03-20-2008, 01:21 PM

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Shawnee123 Sorry, man. When I win a... 03-20-2008, 01:23 PM

binky I remember years ago I worked... 03-20-2008, 01:42 PM

Shawnee123 I worked a second job at the... 03-20-2008, 01:49 PM

Shawnee123 The guy across the hall who... 03-20-2008, 04:19 PM

Sundae From the start of the day:... 03-25-2008, 05:56 AM

Flint I poked the side of the top... 03-25-2008, 11:51 AM

DucksNuts :corn: 03-25-2008, 02:07 PM

Shawnee123 I'm going to count... 03-25-2008, 03:29 PM

Clodfobble OMFG my SourceAnyWhere... 03-25-2008, 03:29 PM

SteveDallas What kind of development are... 03-25-2008, 07:23 PM

Clodfobble The correct answer is, of... 03-25-2008, 03:32 PM

Shawnee123 Thanks Clod. (I'm such a... 03-25-2008, 03:34 PM

Clodfobble Heh... It's educational... 03-25-2008, 09:06 PM

Razzmatazz13 I haven't heard anything from... 03-27-2008, 10:34 AM

SteveDallas Call them. 03-27-2008, 10:46 AM

Razzmatazz13 I called and spoke with their... 03-29-2008, 07:17 AM

LabRat I'm supposed to be having a... 03-27-2008, 10:54 AM

kerosene No way! I am sorry, Labrat. ... 03-27-2008, 11:03 AM

Trilby what's mildly irritating me... 03-27-2008, 11:40 AM

BigV Snow overnight. Slick roads.... 03-27-2008, 01:33 PM

Cloud the damn comb binding... 03-28-2008, 11:41 AM

monster people who pass themselves... 03-28-2008, 01:02 PM

Flint Uh...want to share with the... 03-28-2008, 01:36 PM

TheMercenary The weather, it's only been... 03-28-2008, 01:04 PM

monster :lol: We got 4 inches of the... 03-28-2008, 01:05 PM

classicman Yeah really - I missed that... 03-29-2008, 01:30 AM

Clodfobble In my temp agency experience,... 03-29-2008, 09:13 AM

Sundae Depends on the agency really.... 03-29-2008, 09:19 AM

SteveDallas The microwave started... 03-29-2008, 04:27 PM

TheMercenary I missed my nap. 03-29-2008, 05:01 PM

Guest Next time, reduce your... 03-30-2008, 03:03 AM

DucksNuts Gastro Pukey smelling... 03-30-2008, 04:39 AM

elSicomoro I've decided to finally yank... 04-08-2008, 06:22 PM

Cicero Yea...Syc..I'm screening... 04-09-2008, 10:21 AM

elSicomoro I didn't quite yank my... 04-09-2008, 08:37 PM

Razzmatazz13 Still no word from the temp... 04-09-2008, 11:44 PM

elSicomoro I think I was signed up with... 04-09-2008, 11:52 PM

Cicero I went to a reputable one... 04-10-2008, 08:04 AM

Trilby this jackson-pratt drain is... 04-10-2008, 08:05 AM

monster When can you get rid of it? 04-10-2008, 09:15 AM

zippyt give it time Bri , give it... 04-10-2008, 12:15 PM

TheMercenary Tax day is in 3 days. 04-12-2008, 09:00 AM

Sundae HM woke me up today. This... 04-12-2008, 11:33 AM

lushchocolateswirl Nope. You havent said... 04-12-2008, 07:04 PM

SteveDallas Everything. 04-12-2008, 08:06 PM

DucksNuts even me? 04-13-2008, 04:18 AM

elSicomoro Especially you! 04-13-2008, 04:24 AM

DucksNuts Kiss my arse, syc. 04-13-2008, 04:38 AM

elSicomoro I love you too, Duckie Baby.... 04-13-2008, 04:44 AM

DucksNuts I was never good at hiding my... 04-13-2008, 04:48 AM

Trilby Hey, my JP came out friday so... 04-13-2008, 08:10 AM

DanaC SG you're not being lazy.... 04-13-2008, 09:49 AM

Sundae I feel like such a loser.... 04-14-2008, 06:17 AM

SteveDallas I said "everything." Not... 04-14-2008, 09:26 AM

warch Aaahhhk. A great coworker... 04-14-2008, 10:27 AM

Cicero I'm not the voice of sanity... 04-14-2008, 12:05 PM

BigV 630 messages in my junk mail... 04-14-2008, 11:21 AM

TheMercenary Tax Day is in less than 24... 04-14-2008, 02:02 PM

monster So you'll go another 15 days... 04-14-2008, 07:50 PM

Flint I'm NPO for an IVP and my Q1... 04-15-2008, 08:14 AM

HungLikeJesus AB, CD goldfish? L, MN no... 04-15-2008, 09:22 AM

LabRat WTFITAA???. I tanned... 04-15-2008, 10:10 AM

Undertoad My work mouse has decided to... 04-15-2008, 10:53 AM

Flint Trackball. 04-15-2008, 10:56 AM

dar512 Seville, der dago. Tousin... 04-15-2008, 12:08 PM

BigV Killer traffic on the Loop,... 04-15-2008, 12:11 PM

lookout123 That tug I felt in my stomach... 04-15-2008, 01:01 PM

dar512 Reminded of this by HLJ's... 04-17-2008, 04:35 PM

HungLikeJesus ... Which was inspired by... 04-17-2008, 05:21 PM

Cicero Ooh. Better get checked out... 04-15-2008, 02:02 PM

HungLikeJesus Does it look like this? ... 04-15-2008, 02:21 PM

skysidhe Is that you!? What is it?... 04-15-2008, 03:03 PM

Cicero Quoting myself: ~snip~I've... 04-15-2008, 02:27 PM

Cicero lol! "Skeeter... 04-15-2008, 02:53 PM

HungLikeJesus That's the result of a brown... 04-15-2008, 04:34 PM

TheMercenary I suspect that is post... 04-20-2008, 09:36 AM

Razzmatazz13 Why is it that when I tell my... 04-16-2008, 10:49 AM

Clodfobble Newborn projectile poop,... 04-16-2008, 11:59 PM

dar512 I also visit another forum... 04-17-2008, 04:34 PM

SteveDallas Ahhh, memories . . . . 04-17-2008, 08:24 AM

LabRat :lol: at Clod. I am just a... 04-17-2008, 08:43 AM

elSicomoro The media is gonna run this... 04-18-2008, 05:17 PM

Shawnee123 Yeah, I didn't know about all... 04-21-2008, 11:13 AM

Sundae My mouse is squeaking 04-21-2008, 12:08 PM

Shawnee123 I just really really really... 04-21-2008, 01:29 PM

SteveDallas It's very rare that I'm able... 04-21-2008, 01:40 PM

Shawnee123 Canyon leg--gone! Thanks so... 04-21-2008, 02:13 PM

lookout123 My insanely sunburned back. ... 04-21-2008, 03:00 PM

Razzmatazz13 Hehe, I'm very badly sun... 04-21-2008, 10:43 PM

Cloud fic writers who write:... 04-23-2008, 02:27 PM

Shawnee123 What writers are you reading... 04-23-2008, 02:29 PM

HungLikeJesus What's a 'fic writer'? 04-23-2008, 02:29 PM

Cloud fanfic writers-- "would... 04-23-2008, 02:30 PM

Cloud I read fanfiction--there's... 04-23-2008, 02:33 PM

kerosene It bugs me when people say... 04-23-2008, 04:29 PM

Cloud To me, pronouncing the 't' is... 04-23-2008, 04:46 PM

HungLikeJesus What about "All... 04-23-2008, 05:08 PM

kerosene I have always pronounced the... 04-23-2008, 05:11 PM

HungLikeJesus [URL="http://us.imdb.com/name/... 04-23-2008, 07:44 PM

monster But it's a perfectly... 04-23-2008, 07:40 PM

SteveDallas Wow, you should meet my... 04-23-2008, 08:35 PM

monster Do you pronounce the d in... 04-23-2008, 07:42 PM

Cloud there are 2 "d" sounds in... 04-23-2008, 07:43 PM

monster not according to the OED :) ... 04-23-2008, 07:45 PM

Cloud how else would you pronounce... 04-23-2008, 07:50 PM

HungLikeJesus I've always said Wed-ns-day 04-23-2008, 07:47 PM

monster but the first d comes before... 04-23-2008, 07:49 PM

Cloud in spelling, but not in... 04-23-2008, 07:54 PM

monster bollocks. that's just... 04-23-2008, 07:58 PM

Cloud run for the dictionary,... 04-23-2008, 07:42 PM

Cloud discussion re: "often" -- ... 04-23-2008, 07:46 PM

Cloud okay, this is the note on... 04-23-2008, 07:56 PM

Cloud well, I don't say,... 04-23-2008, 07:59 PM

lumberjim cloud is mildly irritating me... 04-23-2008, 08:01 PM

monster yup. wenzday. :) Shall we... 04-23-2008, 08:01 PM

monster Oh, we're going back on topic... 04-23-2008, 08:02 PM

Cloud I'll take my licks, jimbob. 04-23-2008, 08:03 PM

Cloud yeah! bad hair day! (with... 04-23-2008, 08:04 PM

lumberjim bala cyndwyd 04-23-2008, 08:06 PM

Cloud having a large vocabulary is... 04-23-2008, 08:38 PM

SteveDallas Oh hey, I'm with you, I like... 04-23-2008, 09:11 PM

Cloud we have a large vocab because... 04-23-2008, 09:16 PM

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xoxoxoBruce . 04-23-2008, 10:35 PM

Sundae I'm really sleepy. I bought... 04-24-2008, 05:21 AM

classicman Thats about par for me lately... 04-24-2008, 08:52 AM

Cloud had to throw away my entire... 04-27-2008, 06:36 PM

lookout123 1 year old has been sick for... 04-28-2008, 12:08 PM

Trilby 9 hours last night, thanks... 04-28-2008, 12:15 PM

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Cicero What do you mean?!? Nothing... 04-28-2008, 01:57 PM

Cicero ::quiet:: ::looks up:: Sorry... 04-28-2008, 01:17 PM

Cloud we are soul sistahs! 04-28-2008, 01:19 PM

Cicero Oh and FYI: I don't think... 04-28-2008, 01:26 PM

Cloud Oh, I can be all that. ... 04-28-2008, 01:32 PM

binky Typing my 12 yr olds 4 page... 04-28-2008, 01:45 PM

SteveDallas If it makes you feel better,... 04-28-2008, 02:01 PM

binky Wow, yes actually I do feel... 04-28-2008, 08:31 PM

lookout123 Wow. I was just having a... 04-29-2008, 11:57 AM

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Trilby your own irritation at being... 04-28-2008, 02:19 PM

Cicero Refer to post 274 please. :D... 04-28-2008, 02:27 PM

Cloud OMG! I'm going to have... 04-28-2008, 02:44 PM

Cicero :D Nu-uh. Maybe... 04-28-2008, 03:03 PM

Cloud (lifts up nose. or is that... 04-28-2008, 04:38 PM

Cicero :D It's both...I know... 04-28-2008, 04:45 PM

Cloud my what fascinating nostrils... 04-28-2008, 04:53 PM

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DucksNuts Cat shit on my bed. Is... 04-28-2008, 08:25 PM

Sundae Black coffee, white tea Is... 04-29-2008, 05:09 AM

Sundae I'm as guilty as you lookout.... 04-29-2008, 01:37 PM

Cicero That's a Multiple Personality... 04-29-2008, 01:46 PM

Sundae Last night I dreamed I was... 04-30-2008, 04:27 AM

Sundae My eBay goodies didn't arrive... 04-30-2008, 02:44 PM

Cloud and they call the wind . . . 05-01-2008, 05:39 PM

binky Wow Cloud I know exactly what... 05-01-2008, 08:18 PM

Cloud uh. . . dusted? whazzat? 05-02-2008, 12:00 AM

elSicomoro I think I have an addiction... 05-02-2008, 12:32 AM

SteveDallas Until a couple days ago, it... 05-02-2008, 08:50 AM

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Griff I took a behavior... 05-03-2008, 08:40 AM

LabRat Lent? Wasn't Easter a... 05-02-2008, 08:55 AM

Clodfobble I got to this point awhile... 05-02-2008, 03:44 PM

elSicomoro I love unsweet tea...the only... 05-02-2008, 03:48 PM

Cloud well, of course tea is... 05-02-2008, 03:54 PM

elSicomoro What I should have said... 05-02-2008, 03:59 PM

Ibby Nestea for the win! i drink... 05-02-2008, 11:49 PM

Cloud but tea is a Superfood! it... 05-03-2008, 12:20 AM

skysidhe I love sweetened lipton tea.... 05-04-2008, 12:37 PM

Sundae Syc - try fizzy water. It... 05-04-2008, 01:18 PM

skysidhe me and my blasted picture... 05-04-2008, 06:01 PM

DucksNuts My boss is a cunt. I dont... 05-13-2008, 10:12 PM

Aliantha I don't have a boss, but I... 05-13-2008, 10:38 PM

Cloud besides posters... 05-13-2008, 10:41 PM

Flint DVR software compensates for... 05-14-2008, 09:16 AM

DanaC Oh yes that's definately a... 05-14-2008, 04:34 AM

Shawnee123 Today has been a comedy of... 05-14-2008, 12:35 PM

Sundae I can't find my tweezers and... 05-14-2008, 01:52 PM

Shawnee123 :) 05-14-2008, 03:10 PM

DanaC I've been back in the job... 05-14-2008, 04:43 PM

Trilby what's wrong, Dana? Late to... 05-14-2008, 05:07 PM

Sundae Fingers crossed for you... 05-14-2008, 05:20 PM

Aliantha She was caught being honest... 05-14-2008, 05:48 PM

Clodfobble Ugh. The Father and the... 05-14-2008, 11:15 PM

Sundae My personal as was removed... 05-15-2008, 04:17 AM

DucksNuts Why did they pull it. Sundae? 05-15-2008, 05:45 AM

DanaC lol. Got 'em, opened 'em,... 05-15-2008, 06:02 AM

TheMercenary We are leaving for 3.5 days... 05-15-2008, 06:51 AM

classicman Ahh, Merc - the memories are... 05-15-2008, 07:36 AM

Undertoad The biggest events were... 05-15-2008, 09:26 AM

BigV youse guys are mean. ... 05-15-2008, 10:03 AM

Cloud You're leaving them beer?... 05-15-2008, 11:02 AM

Shawnee123 There was a big "breaking... 05-15-2008, 11:07 AM

Flint Install plenty of hidden... 05-15-2008, 12:00 PM

elSicomoro You. 05-15-2008, 12:24 PM

Shawnee123 Yoo-hoo? 05-15-2008, 12:25 PM

elSicomoro You don't like Yoo-hoo? ... 05-15-2008, 12:27 PM

Shawnee123 THAT's what you should drink... 05-15-2008, 12:27 PM

SteveDallas Maybe they will have a huge... 05-15-2008, 02:36 PM

Shawnee123 My friends and I would drive... 05-15-2008, 03:39 PM

SteveDallas I've had a theory that's... 05-15-2008, 04:52 PM

Shawnee123 Damn, man. I think you hit... 05-15-2008, 05:11 PM

SteveDallas You haven't asked for my... 05-15-2008, 09:09 PM

BigV You're mocking me, aren't... 05-15-2008, 05:55 PM

Cloud I apparently cannot each... 05-15-2008, 02:48 PM

elSicomoro There were times when I would... 05-15-2008, 03:43 PM

Cloud if they only knew how goofy... 05-15-2008, 05:28 PM

jinx I had a tick on me at dinner.... 05-15-2008, 08:13 PM

Cloud Eeeeeeeek! I don't know... 05-15-2008, 08:45 PM

DanaC Oh! Thankyou BigV! *hugs... 05-16-2008, 06:33 AM

BigV :blinks: Oh. Well. You... 05-16-2008, 10:28 AM

DanaC What's mildly irritating me... 05-16-2008, 06:43 AM

Shawnee123 You darn human! You're an... 05-16-2008, 07:56 AM

SteveDallas I stayed up too late last... 05-16-2008, 10:03 AM

DucksNuts Your daughter? Have I not... 05-17-2008, 06:39 AM

Griff Our fencing coach has to move... 05-17-2008, 08:49 AM

SteveDallas Maybe you need more practice... 05-17-2008, 11:33 AM

xoxoxoBruce A donut or three, lunch, back... 05-17-2008, 11:14 PM

Shawnee123 Today: Dragon Devil Evil... 05-16-2008, 10:05 AM

skysidhe eww! I'm skeeved for you. ... 05-17-2008, 11:32 PM

SteveDallas I crossed the street an back... 05-16-2008, 10:30 AM

Shawnee123 That's irritating me, too. Go... 05-16-2008, 10:31 AM

SteveDallas It's raining heavily and the... 05-16-2008, 12:49 PM

Cicero I have written the pamphlet... 05-17-2008, 11:40 AM

dar512 Clone threads 05-22-2008, 10:08 AM

jinx A joke is irritating you?... 05-22-2008, 10:24 AM

DucksNuts What did your daughter do? 05-17-2008, 10:42 PM

Aliantha Radar 05-18-2008, 12:50 AM

Ibby Prom friday. Havent asked... 05-18-2008, 10:31 AM

SteveDallas Her grades are in the... 05-18-2008, 02:32 PM

Clodfobble In my day, all the single... 05-18-2008, 04:35 PM

Ibby Steve: I'm probably gonna end... 05-18-2008, 08:26 PM

Aliantha I went with the group of... 05-18-2008, 08:30 PM

DanaC Proms are starting to take... 05-19-2008, 05:49 AM

SteveDallas I got out of bed and... 05-22-2008, 09:27 AM

glatt We're going through this with... 05-22-2008, 09:35 AM

Shawnee123 I was good at 9s because... 05-22-2008, 10:02 AM

Shawnee123 Good pointage! 05-22-2008, 10:26 AM

dar512 Call it what you will. Clone... 05-22-2008, 10:37 AM

HungLikeJesus jinx, how do you do it with... 05-22-2008, 10:32 AM

Shawnee123 Humor Dictators. Heil... 05-22-2008, 10:35 AM

classicman I learned a way to remember... 05-22-2008, 10:35 AM

jinx Hold you hands up in front of... 05-22-2008, 10:37 AM

HungLikeJesus I think I got you. But it... 05-22-2008, 10:48 AM

Sundae S'not irritating me more than... 05-22-2008, 10:39 AM

Shawnee123 But the fact is, you don't... 05-22-2008, 10:44 AM

SteveDallas I can refer you to some sock... 05-22-2008, 11:01 AM

jinx I'm not a huge fan myself, I... 05-22-2008, 11:18 AM

Cloud okay, I didn't see this... 05-22-2008, 11:04 AM

Shawnee123 Sorry guys. I hope I didn't... 05-22-2008, 11:10 AM

lumberjim i hope you are all... 05-22-2008, 11:16 AM

Cloud okay, yay! when and where! ... 05-22-2008, 11:18 AM

Clodfobble SteveDallas--maybe this is a... 05-22-2008, 01:24 PM

SteveDallas Because, apparently, she... 05-22-2008, 01:34 PM

Flint I'll field this one. The... 05-22-2008, 01:27 PM

Flint What's a socialize? 05-22-2008, 01:40 PM

SteveDallas I plan to start researching... 05-22-2008, 02:03 PM

xoxoxoBruce ME!:D 05-23-2008, 01:50 AM

DucksNuts You're irritating yourself? 05-23-2008, 06:24 AM

Trilby a gypsy-souled woman in black... 05-23-2008, 09:22 AM

Cicero These guys.....they keep... 05-23-2008, 02:16 PM

Clodfobble Cic, it's just a sales scam.... 05-23-2008, 03:35 PM

Cicero I know it's a scam. That's... 05-23-2008, 06:03 PM

Sundae Everything irritated me... 05-23-2008, 07:15 PM

Cloud you know those scrambled-up... 05-25-2008, 10:07 AM

Cloud there's no place in my frig... 05-25-2008, 03:16 PM

Sundae Freudian frig slip? 05-25-2008, 03:17 PM

Griff We came around a corner to... 05-25-2008, 03:35 PM

HungLikeJesus What if you put the cap back... 05-25-2008, 03:33 PM

Cloud cap? ha! I'm afraid it... 05-25-2008, 03:38 PM

xoxoxoBruce Decant it into empty water... 05-25-2008, 09:57 PM

Cloud which you are not supposed to... 05-25-2008, 11:35 PM

Trilby assholes. Who don't read... 05-26-2008, 06:52 AM

Griff It looked like the humor bit... 05-26-2008, 07:43 AM

trulytasteless special needs 05-27-2008, 09:44 AM

Sundae HM. Just venting. This... 05-28-2008, 06:46 PM

HungLikeJesus Maybe you should have tried... 05-28-2008, 06:55 PM

Sundae Ohhhhhhhhhhhh that has SO... 05-28-2008, 07:00 PM

Cloud I have ants. Inside the... 05-28-2008, 08:27 PM

dar512 We've had good luck with the... 05-29-2008, 09:17 AM

monster Time to spread your wings,... 05-28-2008, 08:47 PM

Griff news blurb: We're gonna need... 05-29-2008, 05:29 AM

Sundae Nah - I'm still far better... 05-29-2008, 05:39 AM

Cloud thank you--I'll check them... 05-29-2008, 10:28 AM

footfootfoot Wacked a woodchuck the other... 05-29-2008, 04:27 PM

HungLikeJesus foot - what are you trying to... 05-29-2008, 04:50 PM

footfootfoot We get annual woodchuck... 05-29-2008, 09:21 PM

Cloud poor defenseless little... 05-29-2008, 09:26 PM

TheMercenary Can you eat ground hogs? If... 05-29-2008, 09:52 PM

DucksNuts Why did you need to kill the... 05-30-2008, 06:37 AM

footfootfoot It was him or me. 05-31-2008, 10:31 PM

DanaC I have to go visit a disabled... 05-30-2008, 06:40 AM

Sundae It's not irritating me, but... 05-31-2008, 04:38 AM

TheMercenary That's not all companies are... 05-31-2008, 07:19 AM

Cicero This has been irritating all... 05-31-2008, 08:44 AM

binky Freakin' kids slamming the... 06-01-2008, 04:49 PM

DucksNuts My BBQ is out of gas, so I am... 06-02-2008, 04:21 AM

Sundae We had steak on the menu in... 06-02-2008, 05:09 AM

SteveDallas binky, at least they're... 06-02-2008, 10:04 AM

Razzmatazz13 I reapplied for college last... 06-02-2008, 11:52 AM

DanaC *smiles* I'll keep my fingers... 06-02-2008, 03:34 PM

lookout123 I'm starting to believe that... 06-03-2008, 02:59 PM

TheMercenary Heh, you learn that pretty... 06-04-2008, 10:23 AM

Flint Dude. Get drunk. Sure, you... 06-03-2008, 03:02 PM

BigV ...and *run*, don't walk,... 06-03-2008, 03:43 PM

Sundae Cleaning house. New cat... 06-03-2008, 03:50 PM

SteveDallas What's not? 06-03-2008, 08:01 PM

DanaC Despite this being my week... 06-04-2008, 07:56 AM

monster Just opened a box of Muesli I... 06-04-2008, 09:53 AM

DanaC Monster, do you want me to... 06-04-2008, 12:11 PM

monster Thanks, Dana, but I'll be OK.... 06-09-2008, 11:02 AM

Sundae I eat Sainsbury's Basics... 06-08-2008, 05:15 PM

spudcon But do you have to pee like a... 06-08-2008, 05:56 PM

Shawnee123 AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH... 06-09-2008, 10:12 AM

Cloud Coworkers who insist on... 06-09-2008, 10:16 AM

Cloud is that some new kinda... 06-09-2008, 10:20 AM

Shawnee123 Irritated at me, for not... 06-10-2008, 09:01 AM

HungLikeJesus Shawnee, I hope you can take... 06-10-2008, 09:16 AM

BigV Unlikely. It is certainly... 06-10-2008, 03:09 PM

HungLikeJesus Ah, than what is time but a... 06-10-2008, 03:22 PM

Shawnee123 I take great comfort knowing... 06-10-2008, 09:27 AM

Shawnee123 Another irritation: "new" cow... 06-10-2008, 09:36 AM

Shawnee123 Oh, and fucking robotoids... 06-10-2008, 11:51 AM

elSicomoro This fucking weather in... 06-10-2008, 01:21 PM

BigV I believe time exists... 06-10-2008, 05:46 PM

DucksNuts Im going for a girls nite out... 06-10-2008, 07:14 PM

Sundae I'd take Guys & dolls anyday!... 06-10-2008, 07:25 PM

DucksNuts Cocks do come out over here.... 06-10-2008, 10:40 PM

Flint the PERFECT hotdog buns 06-10-2008, 11:43 PM

Sundae I know a guy with... 06-11-2008, 05:10 AM

classicman lol @ Flint - I was getting... 06-11-2008, 07:41 AM

Shawnee123 OK, I'll take your paper... 06-11-2008, 07:46 AM

Sundae I'll take your Kraft American... 06-11-2008, 09:24 AM

classicman lol - thats sounds like my... 06-11-2008, 08:05 AM

Shawnee123 Did they experience... 06-11-2008, 08:20 AM

classicman Bigtime! - on the way in they... 06-11-2008, 09:07 AM

Shawnee123 :lol2: I think you win the... 06-11-2008, 10:11 AM

Clodfobble This is the most common... 06-11-2008, 11:04 AM

SteveDallas :3eye: Mrs. Dallas and I... 06-11-2008, 11:32 AM

glatt This is me. 06-11-2008, 11:39 AM

HungLikeJesus I was in the bathroom at work... 06-11-2008, 11:20 AM

Shawnee123 I find that freakishly weird.... 06-11-2008, 11:24 AM

footfootfoot We had a tag sale awhile back... 06-11-2008, 12:39 PM

lookout123 I find it pretty disturbing... 06-11-2008, 01:18 PM

kerosene That's nasty. I might try... 06-14-2008, 03:14 PM

Shawnee123 What did husbands do before... 06-11-2008, 11:42 AM

HungLikeJesus When I'm in a public place... 06-11-2008, 11:45 AM

Shawnee123 I'll be your partner in... 06-11-2008, 11:47 AM

SteveDallas Ohhh I can't tell you how... 06-11-2008, 12:07 PM

HungLikeJesus Well, I'm flattered... 06-11-2008, 12:21 PM

DucksNuts I always chat on my phone... 06-11-2008, 07:54 PM

jinx Poison ivy on my arm. It's... 06-11-2008, 08:08 PM

SteveDallas I had placed an order from... 06-13-2008, 12:21 PM

lookout123 that's good, right? 06-13-2008, 01:05 PM

classicman Ugh, that doesn't sound too... 06-13-2008, 01:16 PM

SteveDallas It just means I have the... 06-13-2008, 02:27 PM

Sundae HM has come in for a chat.... 06-13-2008, 02:37 PM

Undertoad Sorry SG as that seems... 06-13-2008, 06:41 PM

Bullitt One of the night shift guys... 06-13-2008, 07:45 PM

DanaC Sundae, have you guys... 06-14-2008, 08:14 AM

Sundae Ah it'll be okay. I was just... 06-14-2008, 11:51 AM

Cicero I apparently do not know how... 06-14-2008, 12:04 PM

Griff skin itch flare-up:thepain: 06-14-2008, 01:28 PM

classicman Cic - I tried the Salsa once... 06-14-2008, 03:52 PM

Cloud I'm at work today working on... 06-15-2008, 02:46 PM

DucksNuts I have 2 sick kids at my... 06-15-2008, 08:26 PM

monster ...misread that initially as... 06-15-2008, 08:34 PM

Cloud salsa with suzuki? sounds... 06-15-2008, 08:36 PM

Sundae HM. New cat. Liberties... 06-16-2008, 06:47 PM

lookout123 i really hope that doesn't... 06-17-2008, 04:10 PM

BigV What's our little skeptic... 06-18-2008, 10:36 AM

Sundae No, not so bad. Phew - at... 06-17-2008, 05:17 PM

elSicomoro I let tw get the best of me,... 06-18-2008, 08:21 PM

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Griff Sometimes you just gotta do... 06-18-2008, 08:46 PM

DanaC Bluergh. Yes, that's right... 06-19-2008, 05:59 AM

elSicomoro Tw kinda got to me again... 06-26-2008, 08:07 PM

SteveDallas I am beset by complaints from... 06-26-2008, 08:32 PM

Perry Winkle Keep in mind that it doesn't... 07-06-2008, 04:23 AM

SteveDallas I agree with almost all of... 07-07-2008, 11:11 AM

Shawnee123 Obviously, I can't take a day... 07-09-2008, 08:31 AM

elSicomoro Okay...I'm getting better... 06-27-2008, 07:29 PM

Sundae Just found out I won't be... 06-30-2008, 05:58 PM

lookout123 :( Sorry SG. Happy Bday from... 06-30-2008, 06:07 PM

Sundae You know what - just opened a... 06-30-2008, 06:14 PM

Clodfobble Happy birthday, Sundae! :) 07-01-2008, 11:58 AM

sweetwater I routinely volunteer my time... 07-01-2008, 12:04 PM

BigV Listened to a story recently... 07-01-2008, 12:18 PM

sweetwater Why, thank you. :) The high... 07-01-2008, 12:51 PM

Cloud Someone stole my lunch! ... 07-01-2008, 01:05 PM

Undertoad Don't you remember you put it... 07-01-2008, 03:02 PM

Cloud you're not the only person... 07-01-2008, 03:13 PM

HungLikeJesus Maybe it was the lunch... 07-01-2008, 03:03 PM

lookout123 the oil crisis is hurting... 07-01-2008, 03:10 PM

HungLikeJesus I think this is the first... 07-01-2008, 03:15 PM

lookout123 It's Happening. 07-01-2008, 03:32 PM

Griff Damn, let me check the star... 07-01-2008, 03:34 PM

Sundae Cloud, it drives me crazy... 07-01-2008, 04:47 PM

footfootfoot Is that like "Bringing coals... 07-05-2008, 10:18 PM

Sundae I wish it were a quaint turn... 07-06-2008, 11:16 AM

HungLikeJesus Shawnee, I'm glad you're back... 07-09-2008, 08:40 AM

Shawnee123 heeheeeheee! 07-09-2008, 08:49 AM

Sundae Know how you feel. I can't... 07-09-2008, 09:00 AM

BigV Exchange server is lost in... 07-09-2008, 09:16 AM

BigV Back. Thank goodness. 07-09-2008, 09:29 AM

HungLikeJesus That was easy. 07-09-2008, 09:35 AM

BigV Fear is a great motivator. 07-09-2008, 09:45 AM

SteveDallas Funny, I've never had any... 07-09-2008, 10:03 AM

BigV haw haw. I've never had... 07-09-2008, 10:07 AM

SteveDallas Of course I don't allow it on... 07-09-2008, 10:36 AM

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jinx Fucking god damn shit don't... 07-09-2008, 01:49 PM

lookout123 we must acquit? 07-09-2008, 01:58 PM

Sundae HM has just come home from a... 07-19-2008, 07:31 PM

Griff $5 American says he hurls. 07-19-2008, 07:32 PM

skysidhe ah man, that sucks! but did... 07-19-2008, 08:04 PM

Sundae Yay, $5 to me! He's flat out... 07-19-2008, 07:47 PM

Clodfobble OH. MY. GOD. There is a... 07-19-2008, 08:38 PM

SteveDallas "Mildly." "Irritating." ... 07-21-2008, 11:19 PM

Griff Sorry man, it sounds like... 07-22-2008, 06:17 AM

Clodfobble Coworkers who don't believe... 07-25-2008, 02:52 PM

Cicero Here! Here! And Amen to that!... 07-25-2008, 04:36 PM

classicman Liars and deceptive, sneaky... 07-25-2008, 03:32 PM

Shawnee123 Woohoo...the biggest one of... 07-28-2008, 01:21 PM

Cloud I feel crappy/sick this... 07-25-2008, 11:13 PM

Sundae Bitten four times last night.... 07-26-2008, 11:31 AM

Sundae Sorry, I didn't get round to... 07-27-2008, 12:21 PM

sweetwater Surgery prep today. All that... 07-27-2008, 12:53 PM

Tink People that don't understand... 07-28-2008, 12:00 PM

Sundae Can't find my damned camera.... 07-29-2008, 05:07 PM

Shawnee123 My angioedema. Apparently my... 07-31-2008, 11:16 AM

lookout123 I'm irritated that I'm... 07-31-2008, 11:19 AM

Flint I hate that, lookout. Time to... 07-31-2008, 12:25 PM

Shawnee123 lol @ flint. HLJ? That... 07-31-2008, 12:35 PM

lookout123 I usually play soccer, but... 07-31-2008, 12:53 PM

Griff I bet something zen like... 07-31-2008, 12:57 PM

Urbane Guerrilla Which itself can also get... 09-06-2008, 04:25 AM

HungLikeJesus Shawnee, maybe some... 07-31-2008, 12:33 PM

HungLikeJesus Someone earlier posted a link... 07-31-2008, 12:38 PM

Shawnee123 Usually I go on a murderous... 07-31-2008, 03:00 PM

Aliantha I'm annoyed at the fact that... 07-31-2008, 04:29 PM

Griff The youngest always is.... 08-01-2008, 08:22 AM

Cicero This crazy gnat that is... 08-03-2008, 12:43 PM

Sundae Everyone and everything, due... 08-04-2008, 07:27 AM

Shawnee123 I'm with you, girlfriend.... 08-04-2008, 07:47 AM

classicman Thats should be in the other... 08-04-2008, 07:57 AM

Sundae That does sound like good... 08-04-2008, 07:58 AM

Shawnee123 lol I will use my standby... 08-04-2008, 08:48 AM

SteveDallas I bought a wireless keyboard... 08-11-2008, 01:21 PM

BigV you bought a keyboard that... 08-11-2008, 01:53 PM

SteveDallas Yeah, really. It would never... 08-11-2008, 02:06 PM

Flint Their...ummm...keyboards... 08-11-2008, 02:08 PM

HungLikeJesus I use an IOGEAR USB KVM... 08-11-2008, 02:12 PM

Flint Maybe Microsoft's Keyboard... 08-11-2008, 02:21 PM

DanaC Mum's away in Wales with the... 08-17-2008, 01:12 PM

dar512 Don't you have a power cord... 08-19-2008, 11:35 AM

sweetwater And my dog is having... 08-18-2008, 01:03 PM

ZenGum That was either an excelent... 08-19-2008, 08:18 PM

sweetwater It was deliberate. I've been... 08-19-2008, 09:41 PM

BigV We (Seattle) failed to abide... 08-19-2008, 09:35 AM

Tink Didn't get my workout in this... 08-19-2008, 09:54 AM

Shawnee123 Fat phony fuck-face... 08-19-2008, 01:51 PM

Cicero mmmm......You may be right. I... 08-19-2008, 09:28 PM

Shawnee123 lol...my semi-amused anger... 08-20-2008, 07:29 AM

DanaC @Dar, nope. The powerpack has... 08-20-2008, 05:27 AM

dar512 Yuck. Hope you get it... 08-20-2008, 10:40 AM

Sundae My Manager's 13 yo daughter... 08-20-2008, 06:58 AM

SteveDallas Why, for me, that's half the... 08-20-2008, 10:53 AM

lookout123 I haven't slept in four days.... 08-20-2008, 12:38 PM

HungLikeJesus That sounds like what I had... 08-20-2008, 01:16 PM

lookout123 i always wear a condom in the... 08-20-2008, 02:14 PM

Urbane Guerrilla <stretches and snaps... 09-06-2008, 04:22 AM

lookout123 Dude. you're a dude. don't... 09-08-2008, 12:18 PM

glatt I kinda cringed just reading... 09-08-2008, 12:21 PM

elSicomoro UG is teh ghey. 09-08-2008, 09:37 PM

sweetwater I have to drive an hour to... 08-27-2008, 09:27 AM

classicman good luck! I hope you are... 08-27-2008, 09:32 AM

sweetwater Thanks! I appreciate that. :) 08-27-2008, 09:36 AM

Sundae Bloody artists who think that... 09-05-2008, 11:07 AM

Shawnee123 A lot of people here must... 09-05-2008, 11:59 AM

HungLikeJesus Looks like it worked. 09-08-2008, 12:35 PM

Flint I can't believe I just got in... 09-08-2008, 01:13 PM

lookout123 tell him it's because of that... 09-08-2008, 01:21 PM

Trilby Union guy? 09-08-2008, 01:18 PM

Flint He used to work for the... 09-08-2008, 01:21 PM

Babs I went to bed at midnight... 09-08-2008, 09:52 PM

HungLikeJesus We have evolved. 09-08-2008, 09:56 PM

Babs So now many women get... 09-08-2008, 10:03 PM

monster I always hold the door open... 09-08-2008, 10:09 PM

Sundae America is spoiling you! I... 09-09-2008, 05:15 AM

HungLikeJesus I think the worrying about... 09-08-2008, 10:15 PM

monster yeah, sadly there may have... 09-09-2008, 06:40 AM

HungLikeJesus When a woman holds the door... 09-09-2008, 09:30 AM

SteveDallas We're just used to holding it... 09-09-2008, 10:12 AM

Juniper I have a complaint. I... 09-09-2008, 02:37 PM

monster Give up on the housework. I... 09-09-2008, 09:04 PM

HungLikeJesus :thumbsdn: I seem to have... 09-10-2008, 10:15 PM

SteveDallas So instead of seeking first... 09-10-2008, 10:25 PM

jinx Are you going to super glue... 09-10-2008, 10:27 PM

HungLikeJesus It seems that whenever I need... 09-10-2008, 10:29 PM

HungLikeJesus It's alright. I rubbed some... 09-10-2008, 10:28 PM

Sundae Someone has taken the lighter... 09-11-2008, 04:44 AM

Ibby I don't have my lines down as... 09-11-2008, 05:38 AM

Juniper Alas, poor Ibram! Which... 09-11-2008, 06:23 AM

Trilby Juniper!!! I go to Wright... 09-11-2008, 07:03 AM

Ibby midsummer. i'm lysander! 09-11-2008, 09:14 AM

barefoot serpent I had you pegged for Puck. 09-11-2008, 10:12 AM

Ibby nah, when I auditioned, i... 09-11-2008, 10:19 AM

SteveDallas The day started with my boss... 09-11-2008, 10:05 PM

Juniper The worst part of my day was... 09-12-2008, 01:07 AM

ZenGum I like your post, Juni. ... 09-12-2008, 01:14 AM

Juniper It doesn't rhyme Because Um... 09-12-2008, 01:21 AM

morethanpretty I hate free verse, I don't... 09-12-2008, 01:32 AM

dar512 Free verse is worth what you... 09-12-2008, 03:33 PM

Sundae Free verse - when it's done... 09-12-2008, 06:07 AM

Shawnee123 This poem, so simple, has... 09-12-2008, 08:11 AM

elSicomoro I pre-ordered the new... 09-12-2008, 03:22 PM

Juniper No, I see the value in free... 09-12-2008, 05:30 PM

Sundae But you don't necessarily... 09-13-2008, 06:06 AM

Undertoad Driving to Town Late to Mail... 09-13-2008, 10:50 AM

footfootfoot Ogden Nash, E.B.White,... 09-12-2008, 08:39 PM

Trilby I love Anne Sexton! I'm... 09-13-2008, 07:21 AM

Cicero Once again, "daddy". ... 09-14-2008, 12:18 PM

Ibby ahahahaha snodgrass! our... 09-13-2008, 10:14 AM

Juniper Is that the same Robert Bly... 09-13-2008, 10:57 AM

Sundae I can hear the Board from... 09-14-2008, 08:41 AM

Juniper It's a good thing I didn't... 09-18-2008, 10:27 PM

bluecuracao Oh hai, rev-ing motorcycle... 09-20-2008, 08:59 PM

Sundae I feel your pain. Oh hai... 09-26-2008, 10:43 AM

xoxoxoBruce just hobble out in the street... 09-26-2008, 01:21 PM

Trilby *sing-songs* I know who he... 09-26-2008, 05:57 PM

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xoxoxoBruce Uh, good work in college... 09-26-2008, 06:30 PM

Juniper It's killing me, I want to... 09-26-2008, 07:48 PM

SteveDallas We men have our needs. 09-26-2008, 08:10 PM

footfootfoot Invest in a few dozen cheap... 09-20-2008, 09:24 PM

bluecuracao But wouldn't that just keep... 09-20-2008, 09:36 PM

morethanpretty Apartment complex shut the... 09-24-2008, 03:42 PM

ZenGum Mildly irritating me RFN is... 09-26-2008, 07:51 AM

Shawnee123 I'm sorry. I stole it. 09-26-2008, 07:52 AM

ZenGum You are so NOT sorry about my... 09-26-2008, 07:59 AM

Shawnee123 Don't look at me like I'm not... 09-26-2008, 08:00 AM

SteveDallas Everybody. Everything. 09-26-2008, 05:20 PM

Trilby all because one Yorkshire man... 09-26-2008, 06:59 PM

monster Have you two actually managed... 09-26-2008, 07:49 PM

Trilby No....my fault. I missed... 09-26-2008, 07:56 PM

Juniper I start out in Millett then... 09-26-2008, 09:26 PM

monster the only pic I've seen of Bri... 09-26-2008, 09:28 PM

Juniper OK, enough about that. I had... 09-26-2008, 09:45 PM

SteveDallas I'm sorry you had a sucky... 09-26-2008, 10:00 PM

ZenGum Juni, she gave you a "69" and... 09-26-2008, 09:54 PM

Juniper Oh EWWWWW! This woman must... 09-26-2008, 10:12 PM

Sundae Hey there, size-ist! Still,... 09-29-2008, 05:36 AM

SteveDallas That doesn't mean she doesn't... 09-26-2008, 10:38 PM

Juniper Thanks for making me laugh. :) 09-26-2008, 10:55 PM

SteveDallas "Mildly irritating" may be an... 09-29-2008, 12:22 PM

glatt I hope Mrs. Dallas is OK. 09-29-2008, 12:26 PM

Juniper Hope it's not too bad! 09-29-2008, 12:28 PM

Shawnee123 That sucks, SD. Hope all is... 09-29-2008, 12:59 PM

Trilby Let us know how Mrs. Dallas... 09-29-2008, 01:06 PM

lumberjim The art teacher that teaches... 09-29-2008, 01:18 PM

Trilby I think everyone imagines SD... 09-29-2008, 01:19 PM

SteveDallas Just remember, I only swing... 09-29-2008, 03:04 PM

footfootfoot Steve it's times like this,... 09-29-2008, 11:10 PM

xoxoxoBruce Could be worse, it could have... 09-29-2008, 11:55 PM

LabRat My throat hurts and my head... 09-30-2008, 09:01 AM

lumberjim I got it. I got the fucking... 09-30-2008, 08:22 PM

DucksNuts I read *waaaah waaaaah... 09-30-2008, 09:32 PM

lumberjim I will punch you right in the... 09-30-2008, 09:38 PM

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kerosene Actually, that is a weird... 09-30-2008, 06:00 PM

BigV It's a stupid question. ... 09-30-2008, 06:17 PM

Griff I think its a good question... 09-30-2008, 08:05 PM

footfootfoot Can I crib that Griff? 09-30-2008, 08:14 PM

Griff have at :) 09-30-2008, 08:16 PM

footfootfoot rodents 09-30-2008, 08:47 PM

ZenGum "Business-y" Is that even... 09-30-2008, 09:12 PM

Trilby It's very cromulent. and... 09-30-2008, 10:09 PM

jinx ch'ya 09-30-2008, 09:36 PM

Sundae Cold cow orkers. Am they... 10-01-2008, 05:59 AM

Juniper I got a B on my history exam.... 10-01-2008, 12:23 PM

HungLikeJesus Juniper, are you going to... 10-01-2008, 12:38 PM

Juniper Yes, but let's think about... 10-01-2008, 01:06 PM

jinx An entry in the manky feet... 10-01-2008, 01:36 PM

LabRat That's what you get for... 10-01-2008, 01:39 PM

jinx I have no freaking idea but... 10-01-2008, 01:43 PM

binky Whats irritating me today?... 10-01-2008, 04:44 PM

Clodfobble I'm sorry... are you saying... 10-01-2008, 04:49 PM

SteveDallas Looks like you'd better get... 10-01-2008, 05:10 PM

binky Not just no, but hell no!... 10-01-2008, 05:13 PM

binky yes. It's about half grown,... 10-01-2008, 05:10 PM

ZenGum Didn't you just take in a... 10-01-2008, 06:15 PM

Juniper Aw, chickies are good little... 10-01-2008, 06:20 PM

HungLikeJesus Just the blonde ones. 10-01-2008, 06:27 PM

Juniper Oh, you mean this one? ... 10-01-2008, 06:33 PM

binky No I wasn't the one with the... 10-01-2008, 06:58 PM

binky Not sure about the pet thing... 10-01-2008, 07:10 PM

ZenGum When I was a wee lad, we had... 10-01-2008, 07:28 PM

Juniper I'm probably the one she was... 10-01-2008, 07:55 PM

binky tweeners? 10-01-2008, 09:54 PM

Juniper Tweeners -- kids age 9-12. ... 10-01-2008, 10:01 PM

binky oh right i've got those too... 10-01-2008, 10:06 PM

Juniper Yeah, now you're getting the... 10-01-2008, 10:19 PM

binky :lol: 10-02-2008, 04:35 AM

Sundae Wow, I feel so inadequate... 10-02-2008, 05:34 AM

binky I'll trade ya :rolleyes: 10-02-2008, 07:53 AM

Juniper Your blue hair doesn't poop,... 10-02-2008, 07:59 AM

Shawnee123 I'm supposed to get the call... 10-03-2008, 12:31 PM

Cicero Don't worry I was supposed to... 10-03-2008, 01:04 PM

Shawnee123 It is a crappy feeling, isn't... 10-03-2008, 01:10 PM

Cicero We don't have any good radio... 10-03-2008, 01:17 PM

Shawnee123 I want to be a ho gold... 10-03-2008, 01:22 PM

Shawnee123 Dammit the phone just rang... 10-03-2008, 01:27 PM

Clodfobble I got vomited on in a major... 10-03-2008, 04:36 PM

Cicero Also a very good candidate... 10-03-2008, 07:05 PM

footfootfoot OK this is all very... 10-03-2008, 09:44 PM

Trilby I can't sleep. I can't... 10-04-2008, 04:04 AM

DucksNuts still not sleeping bri? 10-04-2008, 05:17 AM

Trilby I think, now that i've... 10-04-2008, 08:15 AM

xoxoxoBruce Yabut, you haven't changed,... 10-04-2008, 08:20 AM

dar512 Make sure you're not anemic. ... 10-05-2008, 03:41 PM

Juniper LMK when you're manic enough... 10-04-2008, 10:57 AM

Trilby This tuesday??? I WILL be... 10-04-2008, 02:40 PM

Clodfobble Bah! First we were told we... 10-05-2008, 03:56 PM

classicman lol - sorry Clod 10-05-2008, 05:02 PM

DucksNuts New summer top....its friggen... 10-05-2008, 06:00 PM

Razzmatazz13 Getting REALLY tired of... 10-05-2008, 10:32 PM

ZenGum Uhmmmm, what do the lights... 10-05-2008, 10:35 PM

Sundae Bought a gorgeous, two tier... 10-06-2008, 08:40 AM

Shawnee123 LOL...cat bastards! ... 10-06-2008, 08:41 AM

HungLikeJesus You're just trying to get... 10-06-2008, 08:50 AM

Shawnee123 Apparently, boobies get... 10-06-2008, 02:57 PM

SteveDallas Palin: " . . .That's why... 10-06-2008, 03:53 PM

Shawnee123 :lol2: Come on, some flash... 10-07-2008, 10:38 AM

SteveDallas I'll believe it when I see... 10-07-2008, 10:56 AM

classicman yeh yeh - what he said ... ... 10-06-2008, 03:59 PM

Pico and ME Teenagers. 10-07-2008, 10:31 AM

jinx Yeah, srsly... I scrolled up... 10-07-2008, 11:07 AM

Shawnee123 :blush: That's just my big... 10-07-2008, 11:23 AM

Pico and ME You dont look old. Not in... 10-07-2008, 11:25 AM

jinx "Guys can back me up on this.... 10-07-2008, 11:27 AM

Aliantha I burnt my porridge because I... 10-07-2008, 06:26 PM

DucksNuts My underwire broke in my bra... 10-07-2008, 06:55 PM

Aliantha pull it out! 10-07-2008, 06:56 PM

DucksNuts Lopsided boobs 10-07-2008, 07:04 PM

Cicero Mild irritation: People that... 10-07-2008, 07:02 PM

Aliantha OK then, just take the whole... 10-07-2008, 07:05 PM

Pie I'm irritated because I can't... 10-07-2008, 08:44 PM

classicman I have them - I posted them -... 10-07-2008, 10:37 PM

Shawnee123 I've been misspelling Dweller... 10-08-2008, 08:42 AM

Clodfobble No no, the dictionary word is... 10-08-2008, 10:14 AM

Shawnee123 Whew...good, because dwellar... 10-08-2008, 10:18 AM

LabRat This morning has been one of... 10-08-2008, 10:32 AM

classicman OMFG - and I thought it was... 10-08-2008, 11:06 AM

Cloud our firm "administrator" who... 10-08-2008, 10:38 AM

glatt Maybe she's protecting you by... 10-08-2008, 11:30 AM

Clodfobble Sorry LR. Hang in there. ... 10-08-2008, 10:38 AM

Shawnee123 Maybe she's looking at pron? 10-08-2008, 10:41 AM

HungLikeJesus She's probably playing Sudoku. 10-08-2008, 11:35 AM

Trilby I just paid 130.00 for a... 10-08-2008, 11:51 AM

jinx Holy shit. I do mine standing... 10-08-2008, 01:02 PM

Shawnee123 L'oreal Feria! Love... 10-08-2008, 01:09 PM

Trilby No. 10-08-2008, 01:57 PM

Pico and ME Bri, go back to your stylist... 10-08-2008, 01:06 PM

DucksNuts Agreed....they would rather... 10-08-2008, 05:59 PM

Juniper It's probably not as bad as... 10-08-2008, 06:20 PM

Cicero Another day of zero... 10-08-2008, 12:22 PM

Pico and ME Why do you hate the cut so... 10-08-2008, 01:16 PM

monster We need to see it.... 10-08-2008, 01:26 PM

Trilby I look like Matron... 10-08-2008, 01:56 PM

monster let us be the judges.... 10-08-2008, 01:58 PM

Aliantha Yeah...if you don't like the... 10-08-2008, 04:00 PM

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lumberjim sounds like you need an... 10-08-2008, 07:22 PM

dar512 I hadn't heard that one, lj. ... 10-08-2008, 07:50 PM

DucksNuts Oh and everyfuckingthing is... 10-08-2008, 06:33 PM

HungLikeJesus That's just one of the side... 10-08-2008, 11:20 PM

DucksNuts Soooo......you think I'm fat.... 10-08-2008, 11:46 PM

HungLikeJesus Oh, no. I think it looks good... 10-08-2008, 11:54 PM

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Clodfobble Time Warner Cable is having a... 10-14-2008, 03:48 PM

glatt wtf? NBC sends that signal... 10-14-2008, 04:04 PM

BigV chapped, bloody lips. owie. 10-14-2008, 04:08 PM

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Sundae Awwwwwwwwww. When my Dad... 10-15-2008, 10:10 AM

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Cicero Well it's worth it for me. I... 10-17-2008, 09:44 AM

Treasenuak Two black guys fighting... 10-17-2008, 04:51 PM

sweetwater I have to take my 2005 car in... 10-23-2008, 08:15 AM

Sundae Bloody slow bloody eBay... 10-23-2008, 08:18 AM

Cicero Ok. I am annoyed. This... 10-23-2008, 01:55 PM

Shawnee123 Oh, I know what you mean Cic.... 10-23-2008, 02:04 PM

glatt Dude is probably starved for... 10-23-2008, 02:19 PM

Cicero Yea, he's the maintenance guy... 10-24-2008, 09:37 AM

TheMercenary Because your hot. I'm just... 10-23-2008, 03:02 PM

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Clodfobble I stuck some leftovers in the... 10-23-2008, 02:44 PM

footfootfoot Sounds like a reefer... 11-05-2008, 07:20 PM

Pico and ME I dont know how many times I... 10-23-2008, 02:46 PM

Clodfobble My microwave actually has a... 10-23-2008, 02:52 PM

monster and you haven't learned to... 10-23-2008, 08:16 PM

Treasenuak Even as a new mom, I've... 10-23-2008, 11:08 PM

Juniper ROFL my husband does that all... 10-23-2008, 11:21 PM

Treasenuak Oh yes. My daughter just... 10-24-2008, 09:20 AM

dar512 Ever been shopping in a... 10-24-2008, 09:46 AM

Sundae Finally got my make up from... 10-24-2008, 09:29 AM

Treasenuak My child can't even talk yet,... 10-24-2008, 10:38 AM

SteveDallas In a workplace, some people... 10-24-2008, 11:44 AM

Cicero Are you responding to my post... 10-24-2008, 11:52 AM

SteveDallas Nope, I was after my own... 10-24-2008, 12:19 PM

Juniper I can usually tell my own... 10-24-2008, 11:52 AM

Cicero Now I feel even more fucking... 10-24-2008, 12:00 PM

Juniper Why? 10-24-2008, 12:13 PM

Cicero Because my complaints don't... 10-24-2008, 12:16 PM

Cicero Well don't I look like an... 10-24-2008, 12:21 PM

Juniper I'm still kind of a n00b so... 10-24-2008, 12:39 PM

SteveDallas Think nothing of it, Cicero. 10-24-2008, 12:59 PM

Shawnee123 :bj: No, not you, Cic. ;) 10-28-2008, 12:37 PM

SteveDallas Commercially-produced... 10-28-2008, 02:35 PM

lookout123 My monday night team had our... 11-04-2008, 09:53 AM

Clodfobble Wasn't this the knee you were... 11-04-2008, 11:11 AM

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Razzmatazz13 What's been irritating me? No... 11-05-2008, 09:56 PM

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Juniper Got an exam back today. Even... 11-05-2008, 10:20 PM

ZenGum Mildly irritating me today is... 11-05-2008, 11:50 PM

Shawnee123 I think I saw it in the... 11-06-2008, 07:45 AM

footfootfoot "I saw something nasty in the... 11-06-2008, 11:27 AM

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Shawnee123 Not wah. Perfectly... 11-06-2008, 03:50 PM

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Juniper The 16 year old cat I... 11-06-2008, 04:08 PM

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Sundae Juni it might be brought on... 11-06-2008, 04:19 PM

Aliantha Juni, go to the pet store or... 11-06-2008, 04:22 PM

Sundae It's called Feliway here. I... 11-06-2008, 04:25 PM

Aliantha Yeah, that's what it's called... 11-06-2008, 04:28 PM

DanaC Juniper, what's your GPA? 11-06-2008, 07:10 PM

Juniper Um...4.0 :) Trying... 11-06-2008, 07:44 PM

DanaC Oh! Grade Point Average! lol.... 11-06-2008, 07:51 PM

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SteveDallas Where I work, faculty can... 11-06-2008, 09:51 PM

Shawnee123 It's supposed to be on a... 11-07-2008, 07:15 AM

Cloud sheets, the fitted kind. the... 11-06-2008, 11:45 PM

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ZenGum The cellar: Is there anything... 11-07-2008, 07:03 AM

sweetwater :D I was going to claim that... 11-07-2008, 07:11 AM

Clodfobble Minifobette has stubbornly... 11-07-2008, 08:53 AM

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glatt Some people are unobservant.... 11-07-2008, 03:00 PM

Sundae What he said. I was... 11-07-2008, 03:16 PM

Pie You think that's bad? Back... 11-07-2008, 03:22 PM

SteveDallas She said it on purpose,... 11-07-2008, 04:53 PM

Juniper I admit, certain ethnic... 11-07-2008, 03:26 PM

Clodfobble In high school, I was on... 11-07-2008, 03:33 PM

glatt Oh, this is fun. At the 6... 11-07-2008, 03:39 PM

Pie glatt, a ped with bad powers... 11-07-2008, 04:12 PM

SteveDallas I am extremely aggravated by... 11-07-2008, 09:18 PM

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DanaC Last year I was asked if my... 11-08-2008, 07:29 PM

lumberjim yeah......we've been meaning... 11-08-2008, 07:42 PM

DanaC I should probably knock the... 11-08-2008, 07:43 PM

lumberjim i was thinking that maybe you... 11-08-2008, 07:44 PM

DanaC ......... you have something... 11-08-2008, 08:36 PM

xoxoxoBruce And get one of those little... 11-09-2008, 12:13 AM

DanaC Not exactly sweater and... 11-11-2008, 06:41 PM

Treasenuak No, don't. Really. ... 11-09-2008, 05:30 PM

Cicero I was thinking you should... 11-09-2008, 05:33 PM

Treasenuak -giggles- OLD?!? I'm only 25,... 11-09-2008, 05:35 PM

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HungLikeJesus Thanks Dana, I just put that... 11-11-2008, 07:10 PM

DanaC *grins* I fucking love that... 11-11-2008, 07:11 PM

HungLikeJesus I didn't watch the clip - I... 11-11-2008, 07:12 PM

toranokaze Degree plans make me want to... 11-11-2008, 07:19 PM

footfootfoot Actually this is harshing... 11-12-2008, 03:51 PM

glatt You say you put the butter IN... 11-12-2008, 03:56 PM

Pie ...Unless it was actually... 11-12-2008, 05:03 PM

SteveDallas Yeah, Kitchenaid mixers are... 11-12-2008, 07:02 PM

Shawnee123 Started... 11-13-2008, 07:36 AM

footfootfoot Were. Were built like tanks.... 11-13-2008, 08:02 AM

Trilby Finals week. It's bumming me... 11-13-2008, 08:06 AM

DanaC Keep dragging ! (says she... 11-13-2008, 08:20 AM

Trilby Tell it, sister! Me, too! 11-13-2008, 08:22 AM

SteveDallas Ah, well, they don't make... 11-13-2008, 08:31 AM

classicman no, they really don't. And... 11-13-2008, 10:00 AM

Shawnee123 Puh. You're welcome for your... 11-13-2008, 12:33 PM

SteveDallas A short essay on Baron von... 11-13-2008, 09:02 PM

Undertoad I hab a code in my nodes. 11-13-2008, 09:29 PM

xoxoxoBruce You're a hermit, how in hell... 11-13-2008, 11:38 PM

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Apollo I had to drop my Calculus... 11-14-2008, 05:07 AM

DanaC Shit, Apollo, that musthave... 11-14-2008, 05:10 AM

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Trilby You know what cured me of... 11-14-2008, 08:25 AM

Undertoad J's daughter sent me this code 11-14-2008, 07:11 AM

Trilby Like the Da Vinci Code? Or... 11-14-2008, 08:27 AM

Undertoad My nodes is stuft! 11-14-2008, 08:29 AM

SteveDallas What, you've got some kind of... 11-14-2008, 08:34 AM

HungLikeJesus I think I'll get out of the... 11-14-2008, 08:36 AM

LabRat Ejaculation as a potential... 11-14-2008, 08:36 AM

Shawnee123 Now EVERYONE is going to have... 11-14-2008, 08:39 AM

SteveDallas Bleah. They'll never prove... 11-14-2008, 10:31 AM

Sundae I know sex has cleared my... 11-14-2008, 10:42 AM

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SteveDallas That reminds me of the... 11-14-2008, 02:39 PM

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SteveDallas Maybe I'm being serious and... 11-14-2008, 02:59 PM

Sundae The new clumping litter I've... 11-14-2008, 02:49 PM

Pico and ME SG...I have a bucket with a... 11-14-2008, 02:54 PM

footfootfoot you need to add a scoop of... 11-14-2008, 02:59 PM

Sundae I use sandwich bags as... 11-14-2008, 03:36 PM

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Sundae Interesting and worth a try. ... 11-14-2008, 04:01 PM

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Clodfobble Or just stop feeding it so it... 11-15-2008, 03:56 PM

footfootfoot Isn't that the idea? To... 11-16-2008, 12:26 PM

Cicero I was just shown a place for... 11-15-2008, 05:28 PM

jinx That's crazy, move home. Or... 11-16-2008, 05:30 PM

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jinx Studio apt means everything... 11-16-2008, 06:01 PM

DanaC Ahh. I hadn't seen any... 11-16-2008, 07:29 PM

Cicero I also mentioned the... 11-16-2008, 09:05 PM

xoxoxoBruce Oh, that poor guy. :sniff: 11-16-2008, 10:15 PM

HungLikeJesus Are you moving to Phoenix? 11-16-2008, 10:16 PM

Flint ƒuck you and your proprietary... 11-19-2008, 04:21 PM

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glatt Same dudes who have... 11-19-2008, 06:30 PM

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ZenGum Jimbo, you may need to refine... 11-19-2008, 07:05 PM

classicman Are you in first place jinx? ... 11-19-2008, 08:22 PM

jinx I was. But 2 other people... 11-20-2008, 10:12 AM

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Treasenuak The ex is going to be in town... 11-20-2008, 11:59 AM

Cicero Bleergh. :( Vomit.:vomit: ... 11-20-2008, 12:03 PM

Treasenuak Yeah, and the tough part is,... 11-20-2008, 12:26 PM

Clodfobble Two and a half weeks ago, we... 11-21-2008, 12:38 PM

glatt The deception worked for two... 11-21-2008, 12:56 PM

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Trilby Juniper does too much. I... 11-21-2008, 02:05 PM

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Pico and ME Treas, what are you sewing? 11-24-2008, 04:40 PM

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monster fff, I do understand. that... 11-29-2008, 06:58 PM

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Aliantha Hey! I also posted in the... 11-26-2008, 04:32 PM

ZenGum Ali, I think we need to... 11-26-2008, 05:03 PM

Aliantha I was smiling when I made... 11-26-2008, 05:04 PM

monster Mr. Pinchy died :( 11-29-2008, 06:57 PM

Cloud My hands are so NUMB today--I... 12-05-2008, 10:47 AM

Pie Think I pulled a muscle in my... 12-05-2008, 11:33 AM

monster He was my winter festive... 12-07-2008, 10:20 PM

Sundae AKA - What is Driving You... 12-05-2008, 02:19 PM

Trilby Wait. An Evening of Wonders... 12-05-2008, 02:43 PM

Sundae Do you mean you don't read... 12-05-2008, 02:56 PM

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Chocolatl Uncooperative cookies. ... 12-08-2008, 03:00 PM

Aliantha There was a kangaroo on the... 12-08-2008, 03:29 PM

Elspode I'm on the 12th day of some... 12-08-2008, 03:53 PM

Aliantha The other thing that's... 12-08-2008, 04:10 PM

monster I'm mildly irritated by... 12-08-2008, 04:24 PM

Aliantha So are those of us who happen... 12-08-2008, 04:28 PM

classicman I'm getting agift - I'm happy... 12-08-2008, 07:04 PM

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Pie Well, add me to the list of... 12-09-2008, 01:50 PM

Shawnee123 Naah, this isn't "I have a... 12-09-2008, 01:53 PM

dar512 Start one of these... 12-09-2008, 02:24 PM

Pie Cool site -- needs longer... 12-09-2008, 03:05 PM

Griff One of my little guys (4y.o.)... 12-09-2008, 04:30 PM

Pie *Every*sound* my brother ever... 12-09-2008, 02:03 PM

SteveDallas I would never irritate you by... 12-09-2008, 02:30 PM

Shawnee123 SERENITY NOW. Actually... 12-09-2008, 02:59 PM

LabRat People who can't just enjoy a... 12-09-2008, 02:36 PM

dar512 I can't imagine that being a... 12-09-2008, 02:57 PM

Elspode This happened here? No way. ... 12-10-2008, 06:29 PM

Aliantha It's about 90 farenheit here... 12-10-2008, 04:52 PM

Pie My nose has turned into a... 12-10-2008, 10:24 PM

dar512 Sorry to hear that, Pie. ... 12-10-2008, 11:01 PM

sweetwater My scratchy, rusty, sore... 12-15-2008, 04:38 AM

lookout123 My monday night team doesn't... 12-15-2008, 11:37 PM

Shawnee123 Oh, nuttin'...(sighs and... 12-18-2008, 11:06 AM

Cicero lol! Alright Shaw, spill... 12-18-2008, 12:05 PM

Shawnee123 Heeeheeee, I was trying an... 12-18-2008, 12:06 PM

Cicero I have dementia. :) 12-18-2008, 12:21 PM

lookout123 yer such a boob shawnee 12-18-2008, 12:25 PM

lookout123 the following is a letter I... 12-18-2008, 02:55 PM

Shawnee123 I think you have a really... 12-18-2008, 03:06 PM

Flint what? shawnee's boob? 12-18-2008, 12:28 PM

lookout123 yeah, didn't you see the pics? 12-18-2008, 12:33 PM

Shawnee123 Yeah, didn't you? :rolleyes: 12-18-2008, 01:13 PM

footfootfoot Excellent letter, I'd have... 12-18-2008, 04:56 PM

Aliantha the forecast temp for today... 12-18-2008, 05:59 PM

SteveDallas And, as I recall, that... 12-18-2008, 08:11 PM

Aliantha No, it sux. I work up a... 12-18-2008, 09:10 PM

DanaC I think that letter's... 12-20-2008, 06:17 AM

skysidhe chantix makes me a little... 12-20-2008, 01:19 PM

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skysidhe Mildly irritating? I've... 12-24-2008, 10:02 AM

wolf Got called into work an hour... 01-05-2009, 01:07 PM

Trilby You in New England, sky? Or... 12-24-2008, 10:20 AM

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xoxoxoBruce You haven't been to Boardman,... 12-24-2008, 10:45 AM

skysidhe yabut....On the Columbia... 12-24-2008, 11:02 AM

xoxoxoBruce Boardman's not evil, just... 12-24-2008, 11:08 AM

skysidhe ah the loyal Circle K. Not... 12-24-2008, 11:17 AM

Sundae Irritating in a literal... 12-31-2008, 10:05 AM

Estron Mildly irritating? The... 01-01-2009, 12:21 AM

Shawnee123 That light is designed to... 01-01-2009, 12:49 AM

morethanpretty I ran a fever all last night,... 01-04-2009, 08:33 AM

morethanpretty Oh and my ID for the online... 01-04-2009, 08:35 AM

TheMercenary They have finally banned you.... 01-04-2009, 08:37 AM

DanaC Hmm. Good luck with Wolf.... 01-05-2009, 01:20 PM

sweetwater The USPS is raising rates... 01-05-2009, 01:59 PM

classicman ...yet :) 01-05-2009, 02:34 PM

Clodfobble Not a lot you can do about... 01-06-2009, 11:11 AM

footfootfoot What about that "forever... 01-06-2009, 11:17 AM

Pooka The 2 year old girl still... 01-06-2009, 02:35 PM

depmats Do you mean like this one? ... 01-06-2009, 02:57 PM

glatt Doesn't Flint have a box of... 01-06-2009, 03:43 PM

Pooka No the one I'm talking about... 01-06-2009, 03:52 PM

lookout123 I know exactly which one you... 01-06-2009, 05:31 PM

Juniper First Class stamps are still... 01-06-2009, 11:35 PM

Shawnee123 The system is locked up on... 01-13-2009, 09:03 AM

Pie PayPal. Their customer... 01-13-2009, 11:10 AM

Shawnee123 Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr... 01-14-2009, 07:26 AM

Shawnee123 Reports showing the... 01-14-2009, 03:03 PM

Undertoad All that cold you folks have... 01-15-2009, 02:14 PM

glatt I hate the cold. It will be... 01-15-2009, 02:24 PM

TheMercenary Beautiful pics. Now show us... 01-15-2009, 04:12 PM

glatt No snow here. 01-15-2009, 04:14 PM

Griff It's +6 here at present but... 01-15-2009, 04:08 PM

warch - 20 this morning, wind chill... 01-15-2009, 04:13 PM

glatt Damn. That's cold. 01-15-2009, 04:16 PM

Griff Yah, you people are a special... 01-15-2009, 04:28 PM

Cicero Hey, this reminds me. Did you... 01-15-2009, 02:56 PM

glatt Yeah, that was me. I made... 01-15-2009, 03:18 PM

monster Chances are no school here... 01-15-2009, 04:14 PM

Aliantha It's pretty hot here today. ... 01-15-2009, 04:15 PM

Trilby What's mildly irritating me... 01-15-2009, 07:41 PM

Aliantha Oh no, being a vigilante is a... 01-15-2009, 07:44 PM

Trilby That was the discussion today... 01-15-2009, 07:47 PM

Aliantha Well I suppose it depends... 01-15-2009, 07:49 PM

Trilby yeah, with kids I agree. ... 01-15-2009, 07:52 PM

Aliantha Did you ever read 'Blood... 01-15-2009, 07:53 PM

Juniper Cute guy in my lit class. ... 01-15-2009, 08:22 PM

Trilby Oh, sweetie! you're allowed... 01-16-2009, 07:59 AM

dar512 -11 temps this morning. ... 01-16-2009, 08:48 AM

Trilby car won't start coz it's too... 01-16-2009, 11:09 AM

fargon It's -14 here and my living... 01-16-2009, 11:16 AM

lumberjim I need to leave here right at... 01-16-2009, 11:20 AM

TheMercenary Figures. :D 01-16-2009, 01:00 PM

SteveDallas What's annoying me? Some... 01-16-2009, 11:34 AM

skysidhe You'll have to work on your... 01-16-2009, 12:13 PM

SteveDallas Yes but see, we are Customer... 01-16-2009, 12:24 PM

skysidhe Maybe they are just relieved... 01-16-2009, 12:36 PM

Pie Try speaking with an Indian... 01-16-2009, 12:45 PM

Cicero C'mon!! Already! Get the deal... 01-16-2009, 02:51 PM

sweetwater He's out there jack hammering... 01-16-2009, 03:09 PM

DucksNuts suburbia, neighbours...pet... 01-17-2009, 04:57 AM

Pie weak coffee. blurgh. 01-17-2009, 08:10 AM

Griff [4 year old]That's just... 01-17-2009, 08:23 AM

TheMercenary The weather is crap. It may... 01-18-2009, 08:24 AM

Trilby I think I have an ACL that's... 01-18-2009, 11:35 AM

Aliantha We have a blocked drain out... 01-19-2009, 06:45 PM

dar512 If it's just roots in a... 01-20-2009, 12:13 PM

DucksNuts Grimbley has been brawling... 01-19-2009, 08:40 PM

xoxoxoBruce Hey, hey, hey, it hurts damn... 01-19-2009, 11:53 PM

classicman not if they came in through... 01-20-2009, 01:11 PM

Aliantha I don't suspect roots in the... 01-20-2009, 05:00 PM

ZenGum Here's an idea to freak them... 01-21-2009, 06:18 AM

Aliantha OK, first off, it doesn't... 01-21-2009, 03:22 PM

SteveDallas On my way to work, a piece of... 01-20-2009, 05:18 PM

Clodfobble The shriveled and snarly dyke... 01-20-2009, 09:10 PM

xoxoxoBruce But it's your fault you see.... 01-20-2009, 11:06 PM

monster whoa, tiger! :lol: perhaps... 01-20-2009, 09:15 PM

Sundae :lol: at Clod & Zen I have... 01-21-2009, 09:45 AM

SteveDallas Remember that cracked... 01-21-2009, 01:38 PM

morethanpretty I'm really hungry and I don't... 01-23-2009, 10:59 AM

SteveDallas Wednesday: Me: Hey, we're... 01-31-2009, 07:00 PM

LabRat I don't know what any of that... 02-02-2009, 10:38 AM

Cicero lol! Poor sleeve. I am sorry... 02-02-2009, 11:04 AM

SteveDallas Later? Go ahead & laugh all... 02-02-2009, 03:05 PM

SteveDallas Idisassembled the phone last... 02-05-2009, 10:42 AM

Cicero Hairdryer? :) 02-02-2009, 03:22 PM

SteveDallas My research indicates that... 02-02-2009, 03:44 PM

classicman Put it in the oven on as low... 02-02-2009, 06:04 PM

HungLikeJesus Similar to the silica gel,... 02-02-2009, 03:49 PM

Cicero My friend the other day... 02-02-2009, 04:04 PM

Cloud my intestines 02-02-2009, 05:20 PM

lookout123 I can only turn my head a few... 02-03-2009, 09:35 AM

TheMercenary Dude, you missed a great... 02-04-2009, 08:04 AM

lookout123 Well, the extended story is... 02-04-2009, 11:36 AM

BigV bachelorhood sucks balls. 02-03-2009, 02:34 PM

Cloud no one to pick up your dirty... 02-03-2009, 03:27 PM

SteveDallas An old friend from college... 02-04-2009, 09:32 AM

lookout123 hmmm, where did I leave my... 02-04-2009, 11:33 AM

Shawnee123 Must be something in the... 02-04-2009, 11:44 AM

lookout123 Wow. I wish my knees were 25... 02-04-2009, 11:59 AM

Pico and ME Lookout, its time for a MRI. ... 02-04-2009, 11:59 AM

Shawnee123 Not my knee in 1984...;) ... 02-04-2009, 12:00 PM

Pie My tummy has been hurting for... 02-04-2009, 12:31 PM

HungLikeJesus Perhaps you have intestinal... 02-04-2009, 01:04 PM

Sundae Witchetty grubs with teefs! ... 02-04-2009, 01:29 PM

Pie :eek: worms?! No way! 02-04-2009, 02:08 PM

Shawnee123 Insomnia. :( 02-05-2009, 12:05 AM

HungLikeJesus Perhaps you have intestinal... 02-05-2009, 12:19 AM

footfootfoot Then why weren't you in chat?... 02-05-2009, 10:50 AM

DucksNuts nuns tits, priests balls and... 02-05-2009, 03:20 AM

Cicero foot is right I am... 02-05-2009, 01:40 PM

Shawnee123 At that point, I had not yet... 02-05-2009, 03:27 PM

footfootfoot What about the Zillow on your... 02-05-2009, 04:06 PM

monster boredom and procrastination. 02-05-2009, 06:53 PM

Aliantha I got bitten by a march fly... 02-07-2009, 01:21 AM

ZenGum This calls for an... 02-07-2009, 06:47 AM

Aliantha march fly is a horse fly. ... 02-07-2009, 07:03 PM

footfootfoot Invisible mode didn't work... 02-07-2009, 07:26 PM

HungLikeJesus Maybe we should join together... 02-08-2009, 10:27 AM

monster me three *sigh* 02-08-2009, 02:56 PM

Shawnee123 I have to work today, on... 02-08-2009, 11:30 AM

Griff You're doing a good deed and... 02-08-2009, 02:35 PM

monster Aw, shawnee, I'm sorry that... 02-08-2009, 02:58 PM

Shawnee123 Thanks guys. @ Griff: I... 02-08-2009, 03:58 PM

Shawnee123 I'm not going to cry on VD... 02-12-2009, 05:59 PM

HungLikeJesus You might consider changing... 02-12-2009, 06:18 PM

Shawnee123 He doesn't have a key. That's... 02-12-2009, 06:21 PM

monster Bag his stuff and put it in... 02-12-2009, 09:04 PM

Shawnee123 Yeah...so he tried to come... 02-12-2009, 10:22 PM

bluecuracao Good on you for keeping your... 02-14-2009, 04:37 AM

Cicero :) You make me proud. :) 02-12-2009, 10:26 PM

Shawnee123 I'm proud of myself. I did... 02-12-2009, 11:01 PM

xoxoxoBruce As well you should, you're in... 02-12-2009, 11:34 PM

Shawnee123 Yay. I win. 02-13-2009, 07:20 AM

glatt You rock! 02-13-2009, 08:05 AM

Pico and ME Great job, Shawnee! ... 02-13-2009, 09:56 AM

Shawnee123 I keep going back and forth... 02-13-2009, 09:58 AM

glatt I'm not surprised. Emotions... 02-13-2009, 10:04 AM

HungLikeJesus I think what you did is... 02-13-2009, 10:02 AM

Shawnee123 I know. The guy may never... 02-13-2009, 10:04 AM

DanaC Bloody well done Shawnee. It... 02-13-2009, 10:09 AM

Shawnee123 He had nothing to say about... 02-13-2009, 10:12 AM

Sundae The hurt will pass Shawnee. ... 02-13-2009, 10:27 AM

Clodfobble Way to go, Shawnee! ... 02-13-2009, 11:40 AM

Shawnee123 He's all talk. I really don't... 02-13-2009, 11:42 AM

footfootfoot I had a phone like that once.... 02-14-2009, 07:47 PM

monster bag up his stuff and get it... 02-13-2009, 11:51 AM

Clodfobble It will pass. Tattoo it... 02-13-2009, 11:54 AM

Shawnee123 Thanks! :) I luvz you guys! 02-13-2009, 11:55 AM

lookout123 Two unassociated analysts... 02-13-2009, 12:44 PM

Clodfobble What practical applications... 02-13-2009, 01:10 PM

lookout123 Well that depends. Do we... 02-13-2009, 03:00 PM

HungLikeJesus You had lunch at Burger King? 02-13-2009, 01:16 PM

Cicero Shawnee- I'd keep an eye... 02-13-2009, 02:06 PM

Shawnee123 Thanks hon... It freaking... 02-13-2009, 02:09 PM

xoxoxoBruce Oh, oh, does this mean you're... 02-14-2009, 04:22 AM

Shawnee123 I haven't decided yet. ;) 02-14-2009, 08:23 AM

Griff Pete lost an Uncle this week.... 02-14-2009, 08:36 AM

Cicero What is it Shawnee? :) My... 02-13-2009, 02:24 PM

Shawnee123 Check your pm...lol. 02-13-2009, 02:32 PM

Clodfobble As long as Mr. Clod starts... 02-13-2009, 03:30 PM

Shawnee123 I'm sorry to hear that Griff.... 02-14-2009, 10:40 AM

Juniper I have WAY too much to do. ... 02-14-2009, 11:52 AM

Shawnee123 You're addicted, like the... 02-14-2009, 11:57 AM

Shawnee123 Thanks, foot. 02-14-2009, 07:49 PM

Cloud tasteless hamburger patties... 02-15-2009, 10:23 AM

Aliantha There was a small town in the... 02-15-2009, 03:38 PM

Shawnee123 Years ago my friend's... 02-15-2009, 03:40 PM

Aliantha I like my steak rare, but not... 02-15-2009, 03:42 PM

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Sundae I like medium rare burger. ... 02-15-2009, 03:48 PM

Shawnee123 That is true. Certainly... 02-15-2009, 03:56 PM

Shawnee123 Mildly irritating: Mean... 02-15-2009, 06:59 PM

ZenGum My brother likes steak thus:... 02-15-2009, 09:08 PM

Nirvana This quote is mildly... 02-15-2009, 09:23 PM

Nirvana Why I came to this thread... 02-15-2009, 09:31 PM

Pie Prions are relatively... 02-15-2009, 09:39 PM

Nirvana Hi Pie! There has not been a... 02-15-2009, 10:09 PM

Nirvana Sorry to dissect your post... 02-15-2009, 10:11 PM

Pie Then why won't the... 02-15-2009, 10:17 PM

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Nirvana [massive thread drift here] I... 02-16-2009, 10:12 AM

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Shawnee123 I feel like crap today. I... 07-13-2009, 12:27 PM

Pie (Pssst, Shaw: firefox... 07-13-2009, 12:50 PM

Shawnee123 I've been thinking about... 07-13-2009, 12:56 PM

SteveDallas It could be some piece of... 07-13-2009, 01:26 PM

Shawnee123 I've really only noticed the... 07-13-2009, 01:41 PM

SteveDallas Well, start with Firefox if... 07-13-2009, 02:36 PM

Shawnee123 I am now coming to you LIVE... 07-13-2009, 02:56 PM

SteveDallas Well done! :borg: 07-13-2009, 04:02 PM

Shawnee123 I like it! 07-13-2009, 04:12 PM

bluecuracao I have to pee, but I've still... 07-13-2009, 05:44 PM

PaperClip

capnhowdy now you know we'd never do a... 07-13-2009, 08:11 PM

Jaydaan After YEARS of my hubby... 07-15-2009, 11:09 PM

Pensive Monkey I'm more than mildly... 07-15-2009, 11:52 PM

xoxoxoBruce That's what you think. :haha: 07-16-2009, 12:22 AM

SteveDallas Yeah, I expect he was hoping... 07-16-2009, 10:13 AM

Pensive Monkey Bleck. 07-16-2009, 10:34 AM

TheMercenary My 17 yo (baby) left for... 07-16-2009, 11:48 AM

xoxoxoBruce Hanging with Gypsies... in... 07-16-2009, 11:58 AM

Shawnee123 We had a staff retreat... 07-18-2009, 11:32 AM

DucksNuts New bogan neighbour's little... 07-18-2009, 08:03 PM

capnhowdy The liquor store guy told me... 07-18-2009, 08:56 PM

Pie Sort of true.... 07-18-2009, 09:04 PM

capnhowdy Thank you, Pie. Now excuse... 07-18-2009, 09:16 PM

ZenGum I think it is very... 07-19-2009, 03:08 AM

capnhowdy It's just near impossible to... 07-19-2009, 08:02 AM

xoxoxoBruce George Dickel made the same... 07-19-2009, 09:15 PM

DucksNuts Dude who uploads True Blood... 07-20-2009, 05:17 AM

Shawnee123 WTF? I've had 4 phone... 07-23-2009, 08:23 AM

glatt Unbelievable! That's not... 07-23-2009, 08:37 AM

Shawnee123 Oh. My. Gawd. Following... 07-23-2009, 09:20 AM

TheMercenary Since it is such public... 08-06-2009, 01:00 PM

Pie Have a blessed day! :rolleyes: 07-23-2009, 11:36 AM

Griff Nice! 07-23-2009, 01:50 PM

Shawnee123 Bwaahahhaaa...I should have... 07-23-2009, 11:40 AM

Happy Monkey I wanna open the Torchwood... 07-23-2009, 04:39 PM

SteveDallas A scene from work: Them: ... 08-04-2009, 08:58 PM

Glinda Bee sting on wrist. Big,... 08-06-2009, 11:58 AM

Shawnee123 This part was even weirder:... 08-06-2009, 01:09 PM

ZenGum That is pretty damn shameless... 08-06-2009, 07:45 PM

Shawnee123 Public record. Weird, huh? 08-06-2009, 08:00 PM

ZenGum Very wierd, by my standards.... 08-06-2009, 08:58 PM

classicman Shawnee - you should publish... 08-06-2009, 11:09 PM

Shawnee123 The whole experience has... 08-07-2009, 07:50 AM

ZenGum Only problem there is, who is... 08-07-2009, 07:03 PM

Shawnee123 You said YOU would! 08-07-2009, 07:34 PM

Trilby Good move, Shawnee. I never... 08-07-2009, 09:07 AM

Pie National Instruments. Minor... 08-07-2009, 09:24 AM

ZenGum I said I would WASH your... 08-07-2009, 08:49 PM

Aliantha What's irritating me today is... 08-07-2009, 08:53 PM

ZenGum yeah, sorry about that. It... 08-07-2009, 09:05 PM

Aliantha If I said I'd like to shove... 08-07-2009, 09:09 PM

ZenGum :eek: 08-07-2009, 09:17 PM

Sundae Cashier in the building... 08-10-2009, 04:41 PM

ZenGum Yep, irritating. Why should... 08-10-2009, 06:57 PM

dar512 Zen, Try Goo Gone... 08-10-2009, 08:15 PM

Aliantha Just burn the sucker off. ;) 08-10-2009, 08:51 PM

ZenGum Tht tends to burn it on,... 08-10-2009, 10:20 PM

Sundae Charlie Bloody Brooker.... 08-11-2009, 04:49 PM

skysidhe amusing 08-21-2009, 09:57 AM

Griff Pretty stupid stuff and... 08-21-2009, 10:28 AM

skysidhe Ironic and weird yet not... 08-21-2009, 11:19 AM

Shawnee123 Dentist tomorrow. Yank this... 08-26-2009, 12:18 PM

jinx Demand drugs regardless.... 08-26-2009, 05:01 PM

Shawnee123 Yeah, I'm thinking you're... 08-26-2009, 05:03 PM

Clodfobble Goddamn raisins with... 08-26-2009, 05:39 PM

Undertoad Almost all dried fruits use... 08-26-2009, 06:23 PM

Cloud I keep my prunes in the frig. 08-26-2009, 06:26 PM

DanaC stupid fuckwit fucking... 08-26-2009, 07:17 PM

Cloud MS Word, who has put Bold... 08-27-2009, 12:48 PM

classicman does Ctrl-U still work? 08-27-2009, 12:52 PM

Cloud Sure. But usually I have my... 08-27-2009, 12:57 PM

classicman Ohh, I just use my left hand... 08-27-2009, 12:59 PM

monster me. I am mildly irritating... 08-27-2009, 01:03 PM

classicman I'm in a pissy mood and its... 08-27-2009, 01:04 PM

monster We need one. I;'m pretty... 08-27-2009, 01:06 PM

Queen of the Ryche Isn't this one? 08-27-2009, 01:08 PM

Clodfobble Whoa, what? That's screwed... 08-27-2009, 01:11 PM

DanaC My new telephone service went... 09-04-2009, 03:30 PM

SteveDallas I just got pulled for driving... 09-04-2009, 10:03 PM

SteveDallas Went to court this morning. ... 10-06-2009, 10:38 AM

lumberjim do it online. ... 09-04-2009, 10:41 PM

Griff check dat 09-05-2009, 10:55 AM

capnhowdy You are still required safety... 09-05-2009, 01:52 PM

xoxoxoBruce Yes, safety and emissions...... 09-05-2009, 08:38 PM

capnhowdy Damn... we haven't had those... 09-05-2009, 09:01 PM

Griff Emissions isn't state-wide... 09-06-2009, 03:52 PM

Pie The in-laws. 09-06-2009, 05:02 PM

DucksNuts I stacked down the stairs at... 09-07-2009, 05:07 AM

SteveDallas Pics or it didn't happen! ... 09-07-2009, 10:47 AM

capnhowdy It's a holiday and I'm "off"... 09-07-2009, 08:31 AM

Cloud I'd feed the cats if I could... 09-07-2009, 10:54 AM

ZenGum Stack = crash. This is why... 09-07-2009, 08:43 PM

DucksNuts Stack in this context was a 5... 09-07-2009, 09:45 PM

Cloud my roof has sprung a leak! ... 09-07-2009, 01:47 PM

wolf This is actually from... 09-07-2009, 07:06 PM

Clodfobble First we have a drought for... 09-12-2009, 01:27 PM

jinx People that bought a fuel... 09-12-2009, 02:43 PM

Undertoad Enterprise will rent SUVs. ... 09-12-2009, 04:53 PM

zippyt Ha !!! Did you Laugh in... 09-12-2009, 03:22 PM

Pie Yep, we rented a suv for our... 09-12-2009, 07:52 PM

jinx I assume they know that....... 09-12-2009, 07:58 PM

xoxoxoBruce Blame LJ. :haha: 09-12-2009, 11:28 PM

Griff Who the fuck borrows a car... 09-13-2009, 06:59 AM

dar512 Not being a dick that I can... 09-13-2009, 10:39 PM

monster so they're family or you owe... 09-13-2009, 10:50 PM

capnhowdy I learned a long time ago... 09-13-2009, 08:10 AM

Griff Anyway, the second band was... 09-13-2009, 08:46 PM

classicman Blame me Jinx, apparently I'm... 09-14-2009, 02:19 PM

jinx Ya, family... can't let her... 09-14-2009, 02:40 PM

lumberjim our tv shit the bed last... 09-17-2009, 11:50 AM

monster we have one hanging around... 09-17-2009, 12:12 PM

Undertoad philadelphia craigslist >... 09-17-2009, 12:36 PM

Flint Offer to trade one week's... 09-17-2009, 12:43 PM

Cloud People who do not use the... 09-17-2009, 04:18 PM

SteveDallas I hate that, too. 09-17-2009, 09:36 PM

PaperClip

monster , 09-17-2009, 09:52 PM

Shawnee123 I hate it thoroughly, truly,... 09-17-2009, 10:23 PM

SteveDallas At my last job, my boss and I... 09-18-2009, 11:09 AM

classicman That is awesome! :thumbsup: 09-18-2009, 11:26 AM

Shawnee123 :) 09-18-2009, 11:36 AM

capnhowdy After my most resent... 09-17-2009, 07:44 PM

jinx I let them have it. Family is... 09-17-2009, 08:01 PM

Shawnee123 I can't find my popcorn. 09-17-2009, 08:02 PM

Shawnee123 Never mind, I found it. :corn: 09-17-2009, 08:49 PM

TheMercenary Frequently insomnia. Although... 09-18-2009, 03:19 AM

Queen of the Ryche How was it? 09-18-2009, 09:21 AM

Flint The original purpose for... 09-18-2009, 11:49 AM

classicman ^grammarnazi^ 09-18-2009, 12:41 PM

Cloud All the grammar authorities... 09-18-2009, 01:10 PM

SteveDallas Re: amusing 09-18-2009, 01:18 PM

Shawnee123 I don't care what those... 09-18-2009, 01:25 PM

Flint I like chocolate, vanilla and... 09-18-2009, 01:32 PM

Shawnee123 :lol: 09-18-2009, 01:38 PM

Cloud so, given that I'm not an... 09-18-2009, 01:58 PM

classicman I overcomma 09-18-2009, 02:13 PM

Trilby I used to UNDERcomma but now... 09-22-2009, 08:22 AM

Sundae Help me here - what is a... 09-18-2009, 02:14 PM

Cloud no, a serial (or series)... 09-18-2009, 02:28 PM

classicman Do you need the one before... 09-18-2009, 03:55 PM

Shawnee123 KILL HIM! OFF WITH HIS HEAD.... 09-18-2009, 03:56 PM

Cloud yes. you need the one before... 09-18-2009, 03:58 PM

DanaC I was always taught you don't... 09-18-2009, 04:02 PM

monster Yup, that's correct for... 09-18-2009, 05:24 PM

xoxoxoBruce I was taught that was... 09-19-2009, 12:35 AM

Cloud wrong. wrong, wrong, and... 09-18-2009, 04:09 PM

Perry Winkle There are as many arguments... 09-18-2009, 04:17 PM

Cloud and anyway -- that was... 09-18-2009, 04:28 PM

classicman agreed 09-19-2009, 06:39 AM

DanaC At school it was optional.... 09-19-2009, 06:43 AM

lumberjim You don't need that comma... 09-19-2009, 10:38 AM

Trilby A lot of people are neurotic... 09-22-2009, 08:23 AM

SteveDallas WON'T SOMEBODY THINK OF THE... 09-21-2009, 11:19 AM

lookout123 i don't understand parents... 09-21-2009, 12:32 PM

Tulip Okay, this isn't about me and... 09-22-2009, 07:21 AM

TheMercenary Comma on guys, it really is... 09-22-2009, 08:16 AM

fargon I put the toilet cover down... 09-22-2009, 09:10 AM

lumberjim i, for one, put commas down... 09-22-2009, 09:55 AM

Pie and apostrophe's 09-22-2009, 11:17 AM

capnhowdy My toilet is actually an... 09-22-2009, 11:32 AM

barefoot serpent for a full colon.:yelsick: 09-22-2009, 12:35 PM

monster :lol: 09-22-2009, 03:15 PM

ZenGum Sing together, people! ... 09-22-2009, 11:00 PM

Perry Winkle ,,,,,chameleon! 09-23-2009, 07:02 AM

ZenGum Mildly irritating me this... 09-23-2009, 09:17 PM

classicman We had to get new ones for... 09-24-2009, 07:37 AM

ZenGum Yeah, the marine ones are... 09-24-2009, 08:14 AM

classicman Yeh well add that to the cost... 09-24-2009, 08:54 AM

dar512 "Never take technology out... 09-24-2009, 09:10 AM

Clodfobble What makes the marine ones... 09-24-2009, 01:09 PM

capnhowdy ANYTHING with "Marine" on it... 09-24-2009, 04:11 PM

depmats They won't ignore it, but... 09-24-2009, 01:11 PM

classicman It's the elements and the... 09-24-2009, 01:19 PM

TheMercenary And you do know that the... 09-24-2009, 05:13 PM

xoxoxoBruce If you need a hardened one... 09-25-2009, 01:32 AM

lookout123 I must declare that false... 09-24-2009, 04:18 PM

capnhowdy :thumb::doit: 09-24-2009, 07:57 PM

ZenGum Haggis at Capn and Lookout. ... 09-24-2009, 08:28 PM

classicman I was told the signal... 09-25-2009, 08:02 AM

Shawnee123 I needed to find duplicate... 09-25-2009, 12:30 PM

glatt I don't know, but my firm... 09-25-2009, 12:36 PM

SteveDallas If it makes you feel better,... 09-25-2009, 01:58 PM

Shawnee123 Hmmm...the switchover at my... 09-25-2009, 12:44 PM

Shawnee123 Thank you thank you thank... 09-25-2009, 02:04 PM

morethanpretty Headache, blehck. I want to... 09-26-2009, 08:12 AM

Shawnee123 Cheer up, mtp, you only have... 09-26-2009, 08:23 AM

morethanpretty I have fixed 4 issues on just... 09-26-2009, 08:46 AM

Shawnee123 Jebus. How BAD could someone... 09-26-2009, 09:26 AM

SteveDallas Wait, you're moonlighting... 09-26-2009, 02:57 PM

Shawnee123 And about the kamikaze fly in... 09-26-2009, 10:13 AM

Undertoad New crepes restaurant in... 09-26-2009, 11:21 AM

Griff You will eat scrapple and... 09-26-2009, 11:31 AM

jinx Damn. Never even had a chance... 09-26-2009, 03:32 PM

Clodfobble Actual paraphrased post from... 09-27-2009, 05:12 PM

morethanpretty How bout water. 09-27-2009, 09:10 PM

ZenGum "We've tried nothing, and... 09-27-2009, 06:25 PM

Flint This is a perfect statement... 09-27-2009, 09:59 PM

Pie Or actual orange juice, or... 09-27-2009, 09:24 PM

Clodfobble Oh yes, someone suggested... 09-27-2009, 09:30 PM

Aliantha Yeah, i was wondering why not... 09-27-2009, 09:34 PM

monster I don't make my kids drink... 09-27-2009, 09:45 PM

Sundae I said to my bro on the week... 09-28-2009, 11:13 AM

Clodfobble I just remembered that when... 09-27-2009, 10:07 PM

Flint Exactly two glasses of milk... 09-27-2009, 10:09 PM

ZenGum Credit must go to The... 09-28-2009, 12:58 AM

morethanpretty I was gonna post a complaint... 09-28-2009, 10:50 AM

Pie Huh. So thanks to SG, I... 09-28-2009, 11:59 AM

monster Ribena's a special case,... 09-28-2009, 12:37 PM

Sundae Soz - I was asked about... 09-28-2009, 01:19 PM

skysidhe Actually when you think about... 09-28-2009, 01:20 PM

jinx I never heard of squash based... 09-28-2009, 01:21 PM

skysidhe Homemade cordial is fruit... 09-28-2009, 01:28 PM

Pie The Principal and the Pauper... 09-28-2009, 03:01 PM

Sundae Wiki squash... 09-28-2009, 03:18 PM

Aliantha Maybe I should have said... 09-28-2009, 05:28 PM

Queen of the Ryche So they're diong our remote... 09-30-2009, 05:34 PM

jinx Ooh, have fun, but don't get... 09-30-2009, 07:38 PM

capnhowdy Nothing like a toddy to... 09-30-2009, 08:39 PM

Queen of the Ryche HQ. Nuff said. 10-02-2009, 03:04 PM

SteveDallas I'm going to fucking kill... 10-02-2009, 05:21 PM

DanaC Umm....you want to make it... 10-02-2009, 07:20 PM

xoxoxoBruce Apartment? :eyebrow: 10-03-2009, 01:59 AM

SteveDallas At work. We operate an... 10-03-2009, 02:41 PM

imadiscoduck one thing that annoyed me... 10-03-2009, 10:49 PM

xoxoxoBruce But it's a billfold, not a... 10-04-2009, 01:19 AM

Pico and ME More like a duckling...:D. ... 10-04-2009, 08:12 AM

TheMercenary Well he is finally on the... 10-04-2009, 09:43 AM

xoxoxoBruce Lucky dog, hope he's gooder... 10-04-2009, 10:35 AM

morethanpretty *snicker* I'm glad your... 10-04-2009, 12:16 PM

TheMercenary Yea, all that and next time I... 10-04-2009, 12:22 PM

morethanpretty Oy! 10-04-2009, 12:30 PM

classicman Vey!!! 10-05-2009, 08:12 AM

Sundae Someone has hacked into my... 10-06-2009, 04:30 AM

TheMercenary Well a friend of ours, whom... 10-10-2009, 05:04 AM

Sundae Mum. Sorry. It's all about... 10-11-2009, 10:02 AM

Sundae Back to this, although not in... 10-12-2009, 01:50 PM

SteveDallas Saturday I was installing... 10-12-2009, 02:31 PM

dar512 OTOH, aren't you glad it... 10-13-2009, 03:25 PM

ZenGum Mildly (so far) irritating me... 10-13-2009, 08:35 PM

SteveDallas I'm sure you didn't take it... 10-13-2009, 09:06 PM

morethanpretty They deserved it. Stupid,... 10-13-2009, 10:25 PM

ZenGum Nah, I just went shopping... 10-14-2009, 06:49 PM

monster lawnmower 10-22-2009, 03:35 PM

Juniper I got mud on the seat of my... 10-26-2009, 08:24 PM

monster could be worse. I got red... 10-26-2009, 09:06 PM

lumberjim I'm kinda pissy about having... 10-26-2009, 11:07 PM

Juniper Hubby is off tomorrow and... 10-27-2009, 01:02 AM

Clodfobble Gah! There's this British... 10-27-2009, 03:35 PM

skysidhe One of my cats can be a punk... 10-29-2009, 07:10 AM

Shawnee123 I am frustrated beyond all... 10-29-2009, 01:19 PM

Shawnee123 Wait, no I'm not.... 10-29-2009, 01:25 PM

SteveDallas Get to a command prompt...... 10-29-2009, 01:39 PM

Shawnee123 I think you're pulling my leg. 10-29-2009, 01:56 PM

SteveDallas I said "take care of." Not... 10-29-2009, 02:07 PM

Shawnee123 Meaning I wouldn't have to... 10-29-2009, 02:46 PM

xoxoxoBruce Evah. :headshake 10-30-2009, 12:48 AM

Shawnee123 Yeah, that probably wouldn't... 10-30-2009, 07:37 AM

classicman You've been there how long... 10-30-2009, 08:25 AM

Nirvana Mud mud mud mud mud mud mud... 10-30-2009, 08:28 AM

Shawnee123 A year...and 10 days, thank... 10-30-2009, 08:28 AM

Sundae I had no idea what a... 10-30-2009, 09:38 AM

xoxoxoBruce Hey Boss, that Shawnee you... 10-31-2009, 10:16 AM

Shawnee123 Thank you so much. That means... 10-30-2009, 09:48 AM

classicman You rock Shaw and you know... 10-30-2009, 10:09 AM

Shawnee123 Huh. Some fuckwad punkass... 10-30-2009, 11:45 AM

classicman Well? Did you? 10-30-2009, 12:56 PM

Shawnee123 Of course not! I just looked... 10-30-2009, 12:59 PM

classicman Just like a man. :p 10-30-2009, 01:05 PM

ZenGum I think half of what you... 10-30-2009, 04:26 PM

Shawnee123 Ha ha ha...yes, we are... 10-31-2009, 08:52 AM

Shawnee123 OH, and, my left control key... 10-31-2009, 08:56 AM

ZenGum I also used to tell students... 10-31-2009, 08:40 PM

Shawnee123 :lol: No, that sounds like... 10-31-2009, 10:25 AM

Cloud what does control A do? The... 11-03-2009, 10:04 AM

classicman cntrl+A = select all 11-03-2009, 11:49 AM

Shawnee123 It is my home keyboard, and... 11-03-2009, 11:52 AM

capnhowdy Might as well go ahead and... 11-04-2009, 06:34 AM

classicman CRTL + A Select All CRTL +... 11-04-2009, 08:59 AM

Cloud I've been trying to get my... 11-04-2009, 09:06 AM

capnhowdy I appreciate that classic 11-04-2009, 11:45 AM

Flint Keyboard shortcuts for... 11-04-2009, 02:07 PM

glatt I use the windows+D... 11-04-2009, 02:11 PM

xoxoxoBruce Ctrl + Alt + down arrow.... 11-05-2009, 03:12 AM

Shawnee123 For my birthday I came down... 11-07-2009, 01:01 PM

Juniper Bit of a hangover. 11-07-2009, 01:46 PM

Cloud getting sick! hope it's just... 11-07-2009, 05:03 PM

ZenGum Well, it is only mildly... 11-08-2009, 11:25 PM

ZenGum That cool change for the... 11-12-2009, 05:07 AM

classicman I don't think anyone rational... 11-12-2009, 07:57 AM

Pie ...Just who caused it, what... 11-12-2009, 08:10 AM

Cloud my cable decided to... 11-12-2009, 08:52 AM

Cloud . . . fortunately, the story... 11-12-2009, 08:20 PM

morethanpretty I'm pretty sure I have... 11-15-2009, 10:59 AM

toranokaze My computer thinks I'm an... 11-15-2009, 10:30 PM

DanaC That last one needs a word of... 11-17-2009, 05:16 AM

toranokaze All the youtube... 11-20-2009, 11:46 PM

Shawnee123 A recall on my Bug (my VW.)... 11-17-2009, 07:42 AM

Juniper Unhappiness is: being the... 11-17-2009, 12:32 PM

ZenGum Tomorrow's forecast. Today... 11-18-2009, 03:54 AM

sexobon If you think that's bad ... 11-18-2009, 04:12 AM

capnhowdy Rain moving in. So I can't... 11-18-2009, 06:49 AM

DanaC Ahh. I see now :) 11-21-2009, 06:30 AM

Cloud women wearing prom gowns,... 11-21-2009, 08:37 PM

Clodfobble So, it's preferable for the... 11-21-2009, 08:57 PM

Cloud well, no. there shouldn't be... 11-21-2009, 09:01 PM

monster They taught you wrong, and... 11-21-2009, 09:27 PM

Clodfobble Is it okay if the dress in... 11-21-2009, 09:29 PM

xoxoxoBruce Really? I thought that women,... 11-22-2009, 01:27 AM

monster Nope. Those are Darwin's... 11-21-2009, 09:31 PM

monster oh wait, adapt and survive,... 11-21-2009, 09:32 PM

capnhowdy It doesn't matter. They all... 11-22-2009, 06:39 AM

monster the person who uses a title... 11-23-2009, 07:02 AM

Griff hmmm... maybe a drivers test... 11-23-2009, 04:33 PM

monster actually I wasn't...but she... 11-23-2009, 06:01 PM

classicman Haggis - I was gonna post... 11-23-2009, 06:11 PM

Juniper OK . . . this is a notch... 11-23-2009, 09:58 PM

xoxoxoBruce Is this prefinished flooring? 11-24-2009, 02:19 AM

limey Haggis. Oh, just haggis! 11-24-2009, 10:26 AM

Crimson Ghost I read that as peefinished. 11-24-2009, 02:43 AM

Juniper Ha ha, yes, prefinished... 11-24-2009, 10:26 AM

Trilby Bit of a stuffy nose,... 11-24-2009, 10:45 AM

SteveDallas I personally prefer to lift... 11-24-2009, 02:20 PM

xoxoxoBruce It's warm enough to put a 20"... 11-26-2009, 06:49 AM

DanaC I keep wandering up blind... 11-24-2009, 02:20 PM

classicman get the kids to do it ;) ... 11-24-2009, 02:39 PM

sexobon Working on Thanksgiving Day... 11-26-2009, 01:45 AM

Sundae My Dad is playing the Susan... 11-26-2009, 06:43 AM

SteveDallas Bleh. Too lazy to do... 11-26-2009, 02:08 PM

Pico and ME Dang. I wish my husband had... 11-26-2009, 02:39 PM

Cicero I feel guilty for not... 11-26-2009, 04:12 PM

Cloud I have a new next door... 11-27-2009, 09:19 AM

Trilby Cough due to cold. *cough* 11-27-2009, 09:22 AM

Pie Small people. I am... 11-27-2009, 09:49 AM

Juniper Black Friday, and the... 11-27-2009, 12:15 PM

Cloud I'm watching UP and it's... 11-27-2009, 04:56 PM

SteveDallas Did you rent it?... 11-30-2009, 01:49 PM

Sundae Sickly email from Mum. Part... 11-30-2009, 01:09 PM

Clodfobble That last line made me laugh... 11-30-2009, 01:20 PM

Juniper That's awesome, Sundae. ... 11-30-2009, 01:21 PM

Clodfobble Holy crap, Steve. Someone in... 11-30-2009, 05:36 PM

morethanpretty No wonder I fail at college... 11-30-2009, 07:00 PM

dar512 Most people can't remember... 11-30-2009, 07:58 PM

morethanpretty That's the thing Dar. I did... 11-30-2009, 08:14 PM

classicman OMG - If I didn't have a list... 11-30-2009, 08:03 PM

skysidhe I can figure out the cats... 12-12-2009, 10:40 AM

Qice 70 hours in the office every... 12-12-2009, 11:59 AM

bluecuracao Ugh, I've worked jobs like... 12-13-2009, 01:50 PM

toranokaze I can't find a picture of the... 12-02-2009, 04:14 PM

ZenGum Yesterday afternoon I got a... 12-02-2009, 05:08 PM

SteveDallas My daughter's laptop is on... 12-02-2009, 10:03 PM

monster zen, email him and tell him... 12-02-2009, 10:06 PM

toranokaze I can't find my signet ring,... 12-07-2009, 08:54 PM

ZenGum PRECIOUS!!!!!!!!!! 12-07-2009, 08:55 PM

Undertoad The King of Denmark will... 12-07-2009, 09:15 PM

Trilby laughed out loud. is it me... 12-10-2009, 09:16 AM

Spexxvet Books with subtitles. It... 12-10-2009, 09:22 AM

Undertoad :fumette: 12-10-2009, 08:42 PM

Madman I've ordered almost $10,000... 12-11-2009, 01:53 PM

ZenGum Hope you find it Tora. 12-07-2009, 09:17 PM

Pie The never ending pity party.... 12-07-2009, 09:40 PM

skysidhe Photobucket has locked me out... 12-10-2009, 09:02 AM

monster Maybe UT can offer it as a... 12-10-2009, 09:14 AM

monster Sorry, can't help with free... 12-10-2009, 09:15 AM

skysidhe what? no :bonk:myself ... 12-10-2009, 09:18 AM

ZenGum I'd read that. 12-10-2009, 05:47 PM

lookout123 I spent the afternoon on the... 12-10-2009, 06:02 PM

TheMercenary Right on dude. You can never... 12-10-2009, 08:36 PM

SteveDallas Maybe I should give in and... 12-10-2009, 10:27 PM

Jaydaan I do the same thing, when I... 12-13-2009, 02:07 PM

skysidhe Folgers coffee. Is there... 12-17-2009, 06:56 AM

Shawnee123 No coffee at all sucks worse!... 12-17-2009, 07:56 AM

skysidhe So true! The best part of... 12-17-2009, 08:09 AM

Sundae Two Girls One Cup beg to... 12-20-2009, 05:31 AM

skysidhe That's the Folgers motto... 12-20-2009, 09:50 AM

DanaC I went out for a walk with... 12-20-2009, 09:54 AM

TheMercenary Damm. With a lead up like... 12-20-2009, 11:47 AM

skysidhe I want to say,"aww shoot" but... 12-20-2009, 10:45 AM

DanaC Alas, by the time I got home... 12-20-2009, 01:37 PM

Jaydaan One of my staff members went... 12-20-2009, 02:12 PM

DanaC God's teeth, Jay, what a... 12-20-2009, 02:58 PM

Jaydaan Thanks DanaC! all those... 12-20-2009, 03:14 PM

monster Um Jaaydan, have you checked... 12-20-2009, 05:43 PM

Jaydaan No mail on the weekends.... 12-20-2009, 06:02 PM

Jaydaan Well.. it looks like the... 12-20-2009, 06:13 PM

Sundae Sorry to hear all that... 12-21-2009, 06:05 AM

SteveDallas There are ants crawling all... 12-21-2009, 08:42 AM

Griff To get back to the warning... 12-21-2009, 05:33 PM

Jaydaan No secret Santa in the mail... 12-21-2009, 01:38 PM

Cloud The neighborhood cats are... 12-21-2009, 04:24 PM

skysidhe There is a 'keep cats inside'... 12-23-2009, 11:53 AM

Juniper Motion-activated sprinkler? 12-23-2009, 12:05 PM

Cloud In parking lots, I hate it... 12-22-2009, 02:52 PM

xoxoxoBruce Just tap politely on their... 12-22-2009, 03:45 PM

classicman Oh where is your patience. ... 12-22-2009, 03:07 PM

morganjames reading through 101 pages of... 12-22-2009, 03:51 PM

SteveDallas You haven't even been to... 12-22-2009, 10:37 PM

ZenGum Well, read the other 45... 12-22-2009, 06:44 PM

THE Irritating: Mildly successful... 12-22-2009, 10:16 PM

DanaC Welcome Morgan! Forgive me... 12-23-2009, 11:45 AM

Juniper I agree with THE. ... 12-23-2009, 11:50 AM

glatt Scrapple! 12-23-2009, 12:04 PM

classicman A shotgun will stop them from... 12-23-2009, 01:43 PM

xoxoxoBruce Get a pet Coyote. :wolf: 12-23-2009, 02:06 PM

Pie As a sidenote, the rats that... 12-23-2009, 02:59 PM

monster Entire day at airport waiting... 12-23-2009, 06:05 PM

TheMercenary I paid for Amazon to wrap... 12-24-2009, 07:30 AM

lumberjim this... 12-29-2009, 08:58 AM

morethanpretty Uhh, what the hell? That... 12-29-2009, 10:11 AM

morethanpretty Our system at work has been... 12-29-2009, 10:13 AM

Undertoad Good: my client has bought my... 12-31-2009, 07:20 AM

skysidhe The text and olive contrast... 12-31-2009, 07:51 AM

Shawnee123 I work blue, too. :) 12-31-2009, 08:38 AM

skysidhe I thought my eyes were just... 12-31-2009, 08:48 AM

glatt I'm a sterile kind of guy, so... 12-31-2009, 08:56 AM

Shawnee123 Nuh-uh...you have kids! 12-31-2009, 08:57 AM

classicman Yeh what part of the cellar... 12-31-2009, 09:19 AM

Pie I'm usually looking at the... 12-31-2009, 09:30 AM

Undertoad Well, the olive-esque color... 12-31-2009, 10:01 AM

Shawnee123 Oranges poranges who said... 12-31-2009, 12:10 PM

xoxoxoBruce Doorhinges. 12-31-2009, 01:00 PM

monster blue here. 12-31-2009, 10:02 AM

Shawnee123 Yeah, at work I'm sterile... 12-31-2009, 10:05 AM

xoxoxoBruce Olive? My monitor shows gray... 12-31-2009, 10:17 AM

Clodfobble On my laptop, it looks slate... 12-31-2009, 11:57 AM

classicman I like Clods description. ... 12-31-2009, 11:58 AM

DanaC Mine looks brown and cream,... 12-31-2009, 12:04 PM

TheMercenary Non-stop "Year in Review" and... 12-31-2009, 12:56 PM

DanaC Fecking bastard loud... 12-31-2009, 01:14 PM

capnhowdy The two bottles of champagne... 01-01-2010, 08:29 AM

Cloud ooh. I like the blue bettah! 01-01-2010, 08:35 AM

Sundae Something in my guts. I've... 01-01-2010, 09:38 AM

TheMercenary Tetchy? Neva heard of it. 01-01-2010, 09:41 AM

Griff Touchy in American. 01-01-2010, 09:46 AM

xoxoxoBruce Oh, I was thinking tetchy... 01-03-2010, 08:03 PM

Griff I've heard that used around... 01-04-2010, 05:18 AM

Pie css. And php. Trying to... 01-01-2010, 09:46 AM

SteveDallas For some time, I've felt like... 01-04-2010, 12:19 AM

TheMercenary Thanks, now that you pointed... 01-01-2010, 09:49 AM

Nirvana We are having blizzard... 01-03-2010, 06:45 PM

Jaydaan In pain from my wrist... 01-03-2010, 09:51 PM

jujuwwhite I hate the cold weather!! 01-04-2010, 01:20 AM

capnhowdy Up again all night with... 01-04-2010, 05:12 AM

DanaC we say touched for nuts and... 01-04-2010, 07:26 AM

Undertoad Today, the Cellar Car gets... 01-04-2010, 12:52 PM

glatt It's making me happy that you... 01-04-2010, 01:07 PM

jinx It's making me happy that... 01-04-2010, 01:10 PM

TheMercenary :eek: 01-04-2010, 01:16 PM

Tulip :whofart: 01-05-2010, 06:57 PM

DanaC Ok. I'll go with that.... 01-04-2010, 05:46 PM

DanaC I'm still mildly confused by... 01-05-2010, 06:58 PM

jinx Scroll back up to your last... 01-05-2010, 07:00 PM

DanaC hehehe. Ok. Thankyou. I must... 01-05-2010, 07:06 PM

TheMercenary My expectations are usually... 01-05-2010, 07:21 PM

skysidhe situations? Like Houston we... 01-05-2010, 07:56 PM

xoxoxoBruce You didn't rinse all the... 01-05-2010, 08:03 PM

TheMercenary Exacterly... :D 01-05-2010, 08:13 PM

skysidhe Thanks Merc. Bruce. My... 01-05-2010, 08:23 PM

classicman Re: If you think that's bad ... 01-06-2010, 07:53 AM

Juniper Linguistics class. ... 01-05-2010, 10:04 PM

Trilby I spent 33.00 for some cough... 01-06-2010, 08:26 AM

Pie My dad had those, a week... 01-06-2010, 08:49 AM

Juniper You need guainefsin (sp). ... 01-06-2010, 09:24 AM

glatt The best will be when the... 01-06-2010, 10:32 AM

squirell nutkin They really downsize the... 01-06-2010, 03:43 PM

glatt I never knew that. So what... 01-08-2010, 07:40 AM

squirell nutkin A friend and I were building... 01-10-2010, 04:04 PM

Shawnee123 Reminds me of a bit from Dr... 01-06-2010, 12:48 PM

SteveDallas This one summer, at lung camp... 01-06-2010, 12:15 PM

jujuwwhite Loved the movie! But love... 01-06-2010, 12:18 PM

Nirvana Too bad you are female Bri or... 01-06-2010, 12:45 PM

Nirvana I hate when I wash my... 01-06-2010, 12:46 PM

Pico and ME Ugh! I did that too..last... 01-07-2010, 10:18 PM

Shawnee123 So I finally went to the... 01-07-2010, 04:56 PM

Juniper Oh, for that you need... 01-07-2010, 05:02 PM

Shawnee123 Yeah, my BP was elevated, and... 01-07-2010, 05:04 PM

Juniper Shaw, I was also told that... 01-07-2010, 05:17 PM

Shawnee123 It was closer to 160...I... 01-07-2010, 05:21 PM

jinx The low number is the one... 01-07-2010, 06:04 PM

Cloud "sharp" cheddar cheese that... 01-07-2010, 07:54 PM

jujuwwhite Idiots who call 911 and ask... 01-07-2010, 08:06 PM

squirell nutkin deer 01-07-2010, 08:08 PM

capnhowdy rack 01-07-2010, 08:10 PM

jujuwwhite *wrong thread, capn! * 01-07-2010, 08:19 PM

capnhowdy ooopps! 01-07-2010, 08:23 PM

capnhowdy I *HATE* it when you're right! 01-07-2010, 08:24 PM

jujuwwhite Score 1 for juju!! that... 01-07-2010, 08:26 PM

capnhowdy ....walks over to bar........ 01-07-2010, 08:29 PM

jujuwwhite haha!! I do love you baby!! 01-07-2010, 08:31 PM

capnhowdy I'm 10 42. Gotta get to the... 01-07-2010, 08:34 PM

Pete Zicato 10 42? 01-07-2010, 08:41 PM

Pete Zicato 10 42? 01-08-2010, 09:05 AM

classicman See here... 01-08-2010, 10:02 AM

monster but we like the 10-10 01-07-2010, 09:45 PM

monster or was it a 10-15? 01-07-2010, 09:45 PM

monster either way, you guys need a... 01-07-2010, 09:50 PM

jujuwwhite sorry monster, we can't help... 01-07-2010, 11:39 PM

Sundae Sainsbury's in town is... 01-08-2010, 10:17 AM

Pete Zicato So. I'm guessing not a fan... 01-08-2010, 10:31 AM

Cloud stupid other forum 01-08-2010, 11:16 AM

Pie Tennis elbow. And a mildly... 01-08-2010, 11:19 AM

Trilby I slog thru the ice and snow... 01-08-2010, 11:22 AM

Juniper Oh, I hear ya. I have 2... 01-08-2010, 12:12 PM

Trilby Hi! *waves at juni* Not the... 01-08-2010, 12:20 PM

DanaC Went into town and picked up... 01-08-2010, 12:01 PM

Cicero I stopped into a pharmacy the... 01-08-2010, 12:13 PM

DanaC Thanks Cic! Fair do's though,... 01-08-2010, 12:16 PM

Sundae Pete (hi, Dar!) the trouble... 01-08-2010, 02:34 PM

DanaC *smiles* my surgery and... 01-08-2010, 02:58 PM

Griff Weird looking... 01-09-2010, 08:28 AM

glatt Uh oh. Maybe it's not... 01-09-2010, 10:39 AM

xoxoxoBruce I told you to smack 'em with... 01-10-2010, 01:18 AM

Madman I can understand why... 01-14-2010, 02:50 PM

Shawnee123 I love paperwork. I'm a... 01-14-2010, 03:05 PM

Pico and ME Turbo does not like his new... 01-14-2010, 04:10 PM

jinx Don't give up yet, try mixing... 01-14-2010, 05:09 PM

morethanpretty Take jinx's suggestion about... 01-15-2010, 04:14 PM

Pico and ME I did it...I mixed the two... 01-16-2010, 02:33 PM

squirell nutkin seriously, there has never... 01-14-2010, 07:02 PM

Pie Heard of Hepatic Lipidosis... 01-15-2010, 11:32 AM

Clodfobble Yeah, you just did the... 01-15-2010, 10:44 AM

Flint Pink Floyd Wish You Were... 01-15-2010, 01:47 PM

squirell nutkin Heard of replacement cats?... 01-15-2010, 02:17 PM

morethanpretty My mom rescued their cat just... 01-15-2010, 04:11 PM

squirell nutkin See, you and your mom know... 01-15-2010, 05:17 PM

Pie Radar? Is that you? :eyebrow: 01-15-2010, 02:45 PM

squirell nutkin wow that was a radar-esque... 01-15-2010, 03:03 PM

Sundae Waiting for two things from... 01-16-2010, 08:29 AM

classicman Why would you be sidelined? 01-16-2010, 08:33 AM

Sundae My sister has a very set... 01-16-2010, 08:43 AM

morethanpretty I just had to order 2 new... 01-16-2010, 09:55 AM

skysidhe I am trying to read a users... 01-16-2010, 02:27 PM

skysidhe congrats pico My orange... 01-16-2010, 02:41 PM

Pico and ME That would be a nice side... 01-16-2010, 02:44 PM

skysidhe You should see some really... 01-16-2010, 02:48 PM

Pico and ME Oh no...I hope he is OK. 01-16-2010, 02:51 PM

skysidhe She is ok. My mom is worried... 01-16-2010, 07:37 PM

squirell nutkin Don't buy cheap cat food. 01-16-2010, 03:36 PM

Trilby Did my cat make you write... 01-16-2010, 03:44 PM

Trilby Today is Laying About Day. ... 01-16-2010, 03:43 PM

monster damn, I just remembered I... 01-16-2010, 05:29 PM

jujuwwhite What?!! You mean you're NOT... 01-16-2010, 05:34 PM

monster nah, it just makes me feel... 01-16-2010, 05:58 PM

TheMercenary A good strong beer takes the... 01-16-2010, 07:19 PM

jujuwwhite That's why I drink beer when... 01-16-2010, 07:23 PM

Clodfobble Minifob has been watching... 01-17-2010, 06:11 PM

Tulip I think it's cute. I'm gonna... 01-24-2010, 12:53 AM

classicman ok now I watched from 30 -... 01-17-2010, 06:21 PM

monster I would think it's the entire... 01-17-2010, 07:20 PM

lumberjim fuck you clodfobble 01-17-2010, 07:52 PM

Clodfobble Don't lie, you know you made... 01-17-2010, 11:13 PM

xoxoxoBruce Gotta admit, it's catchy. :D... 01-17-2010, 11:26 PM

TheMercenary I thought it was cute Clod. 01-18-2010, 02:35 AM

Trilby at 60 seconds I had a seizure. 01-18-2010, 08:27 AM

Griff mild annoyance - sprained... 01-23-2010, 10:55 AM

xoxoxoBruce Keep it warm and moist.;) 01-23-2010, 01:09 PM

Griff Efforted. 01-24-2010, 07:49 AM

squirell nutkin A guy is at a restaurant.... 01-24-2010, 10:33 AM

squirell nutkin my head hurts 01-23-2010, 07:07 PM

xoxoxoBruce Keep it warm and moist. :haha: 01-23-2010, 11:39 PM

toranokaze are you ok Bri? 01-24-2010, 04:15 AM

skysidhe I've been searching online... 01-24-2010, 11:42 AM

Tulip This person I know planted a... 01-28-2010, 04:37 PM

jinx Aw, poor little turtle, hope... 01-28-2010, 07:46 PM

Pico and ME Pay attention to how much sun... 01-24-2010, 12:31 PM

skysidhe The area gets very hot so boo... 01-24-2010, 01:15 PM

xoxoxoBruce You could also plant a... 01-24-2010, 03:40 PM

Nirvana Xob you should have your own... 01-24-2010, 03:52 PM

xoxoxoBruce Can't trust him, he'll lie to... 01-24-2010, 03:56 PM

monster Magnolias are very expensive. 01-24-2010, 05:15 PM

skysidhe Got me conjuring up visions... 01-24-2010, 06:27 PM

xoxoxoBruce Koren or korean? 01-24-2010, 07:37 PM

skysidhe I'm mildly irritating to... 01-25-2010, 07:21 AM

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Sundae Have just survived three... 01-25-2010, 03:59 PM

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morethanpretty Sorry to hear UT. I know how... 01-28-2010, 11:22 PM

classicman :( poor turtle 01-28-2010, 01:08 PM

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Sundae Below is my burn from 14... 02-03-2010, 03:51 PM

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Griff I allowed my raincloud... 02-04-2010, 05:32 AM

DucksNuts I put makeup on, it melts off! 02-08-2010, 02:29 PM

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ZenGum Surely you can live on your... 02-09-2010, 03:31 AM

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Flint Is this even a sentence?! 02-12-2010, 07:26 PM

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Pie jellyfish stingers 02-16-2010, 11:46 AM

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monster here ya go, not sure how fast... 02-16-2010, 09:10 PM

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Pete Zicato What's the verdict? 02-17-2010, 09:35 AM

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classicman ugghhh. nope nothing quite... 02-17-2010, 09:59 PM

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Pie reminds me of why I stuck to... 02-17-2010, 10:13 PM

lumberjim meh... I bet she just lays... 02-17-2010, 10:42 PM

Undertoad memtest ran overnight, all... 02-18-2010, 06:25 AM

Pete Zicato What's next? Can one of the... 02-18-2010, 09:20 AM

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Undertoad Yeah that's what I meant by... 02-18-2010, 12:37 PM

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Spexxvet Had that Tues & Wed, feel... 02-19-2010, 12:31 PM

Griff Thanks bro. 02-19-2010, 12:40 PM

Spexxvet Did you go from there to a... 02-24-2010, 04:21 PM

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Pete Zicato Earlier this week on the... 02-20-2010, 10:51 AM

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Sundae ANY kind of mouth noises... 02-22-2010, 05:18 AM

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DanaC I have a fucking budget... 02-22-2010, 07:54 AM

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Pete Zicato And taking pictures. :D 02-23-2010, 03:09 PM

Pico and ME Shawnee, get a book on tape... 02-22-2010, 07:55 AM

Pico and ME Ah shoot Dana....that sux. 02-22-2010, 07:57 AM

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capnhowdy hey juju 02-22-2010, 08:27 PM

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Clodfobble Online, I'm sure. 02-23-2010, 05:58 PM

ZenGum UUUUUndertooooadd????????? ... 02-24-2010, 05:30 AM

Undertoad I'm not in Europe! 02-24-2010, 06:32 AM

classicman or so you say ... monsieur... 02-24-2010, 08:59 AM

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lookout123 Stupid people. Lil Lookout... 02-25-2010, 12:53 PM

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Pie I was the victim of credit... 02-24-2010, 12:22 PM

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Clodfobble I have hit a new low. Last... 02-28-2010, 05:41 PM

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SamIam Yeah? How would you know? ... 03-01-2010, 08:45 PM

Clodfobble Dude. You go to the most... 03-01-2010, 09:18 PM

Juniper The puke bug. Whatzit called... 03-03-2010, 12:10 AM

Pico and ME Jinx - I'm like that guy,... 03-03-2010, 06:27 AM

jujuwwhite In a pissy mood, especially... 03-03-2010, 07:32 AM

xoxoxoBruce juju, try physical activity.... 03-03-2010, 08:17 AM

jujuwwhite But as far as this one, I... 03-03-2010, 02:40 PM

Bruce 9012 Oh man,my new neighbors St... 03-03-2010, 04:11 PM

Bruce 9012 to it, sorry 03-03-2010, 04:12 PM

Cloud Emails. Emails are a BIG... 03-05-2010, 09:37 PM

monster Why? Evidence? 03-05-2010, 09:53 PM

Cloud yep. production of... 03-05-2010, 10:52 PM

squirell nutkin Don't worry, they are just... 03-06-2010, 02:04 PM

ZenGum The trick is to demand that... 03-06-2010, 04:46 PM

classicman Be careful though I hear... 03-06-2010, 06:59 PM

monster Don't be such a sap, go out... 03-06-2010, 08:23 PM

squirell nutkin This is a clear cut case of... 03-06-2010, 10:57 PM

Shawnee123 Would you leaf her alone? 03-06-2010, 11:31 PM

Griff At least your problems are... 03-07-2010, 06:39 AM

skysidhe I disagree. The problem seems... 03-07-2010, 09:28 AM

squirell nutkin systemic ouch 03-07-2010, 09:57 AM

Cloud aren't you guys going out on... 03-07-2010, 10:31 AM

skysidhe ...but it's great pulp fiction 03-07-2010, 08:29 PM

classicman nah they're just trying to... 03-07-2010, 12:33 PM

Undertoad This is the mildly irritating... 03-07-2010, 03:24 PM

squirell nutkin Owl be the first to log on. 03-07-2010, 03:48 PM

Shawnee123 You're such a birch. 03-07-2010, 06:54 PM

monster maybe Amazon should adapt it... 03-07-2010, 09:01 PM

squirell nutkin Kindle the Amazon? That idea... 03-08-2010, 10:44 AM

Pie The Large Hadron Collider.... 03-11-2010, 01:16 PM

Pete Zicato Gremlins. 03-11-2010, 03:36 PM

Pie The ghost of the Higgs boson... 03-11-2010, 03:38 PM

Pico and ME New bifocals. 03-11-2010, 03:56 PM

monster the eye surgery wasn't a... 03-11-2010, 04:40 PM

Pico and ME I'm waiting for my second... 03-11-2010, 04:56 PM

monster I'm sorry, Pico, doesn't... 03-11-2010, 08:11 PM

Pico and ME Thanks Monster, its a... 03-11-2010, 09:06 PM

ZenGum Ya notice the LHC will be... 03-12-2010, 07:12 AM

SamIam We just had a power surge and... 03-13-2010, 09:54 PM

Cloud I went to Ulta last weekend... 03-17-2010, 03:35 PM

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Pie I got irate at my dentist's... 03-17-2010, 05:06 PM

monster Hector home sick tues-weds,... 03-18-2010, 10:28 AM

lumberjim so they can commence... 03-18-2010, 06:42 PM

Pie They don't need my soc for... 03-18-2010, 09:54 PM

Cloud for verification purposes,... 03-17-2010, 05:48 PM

Cloud And cashiers at random places... 03-18-2010, 10:14 AM

jinx "Can I have your phone... 03-18-2010, 10:24 AM

monster :lol: yep that's what I say... 03-18-2010, 10:31 AM

classicman lol - I love doing that... Or... 03-18-2010, 02:12 PM

squirell nutkin 444-4444 pfzmXfqTg6o 03-18-2010, 11:44 PM

Tulip I'm such a sheep, I always... 03-18-2010, 06:22 PM

Clodfobble Phone numbers are irritating.... 03-18-2010, 10:59 AM

skysidhe I am going to begin office... 03-18-2010, 12:21 PM

Pico and ME I was asked the same... 03-18-2010, 07:21 PM

Cloud @ tulip - maybe you're just... 03-18-2010, 10:57 PM

Crimson Ghost "Can I have your phone... 03-19-2010, 12:08 AM

monster Art Van furniture was like... 03-19-2010, 12:20 AM

Carruthers Wasn't he one of the lesser... 03-30-2010, 08:08 AM

Crimson Ghost Never thought of it like... 03-19-2010, 01:04 AM

Shawnee123 Frickin' frackin' rassin... 03-19-2010, 07:54 AM

classicman oh yeh we do, c'mon . . . 03-19-2010, 11:16 AM

lumberjim I keep making hard boiled... 03-23-2010, 08:23 PM

monster dye them green 03-26-2010, 09:29 PM

ZenGum They'd get teased at school. 03-30-2010, 03:20 AM

limey Haggis! 03-30-2010, 04:22 AM

monster No more than usual..... ... 03-30-2010, 07:05 AM

Shawnee123 Art Vandelay? 03-30-2010, 08:10 AM

classicman Wasn't he from Mandalay Bay? 03-30-2010, 11:16 AM

jinx Importer/exporter. 03-30-2010, 11:18 AM

Shawnee123 And you want to be my latex... 03-30-2010, 11:26 AM

classicman As do I. Now go kill a hobo. ... 03-30-2010, 12:15 PM

lumberjim fucking re-sign first thing... 03-30-2010, 08:38 AM

monster feed him green eggs. 03-30-2010, 10:33 AM

Sundae Here we are never asked... 03-30-2010, 11:16 AM

DanaC Actually, there are several... 03-30-2010, 11:30 AM

Sundae Aha, I stand corrected. I... 03-30-2010, 12:07 PM

Shawnee123 Would a student count? If... 03-30-2010, 12:17 PM

classicman Some students probably... 03-30-2010, 12:26 PM

DanaC Oy! 03-30-2010, 02:23 PM

Shawnee123 Not YOU kinda student...THESE... 03-30-2010, 02:29 PM

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monster Obo Killing? here's one I... 03-30-2010, 09:45 PM

squirell nutkin An ill wind that no one blows... 03-30-2010, 10:13 PM

monster ho ho ho bo 03-30-2010, 10:15 PM

toranokaze THE FUCKING NEW YOUTUBE FORMAT 04-02-2010, 03:15 PM

morethanpretty my jaw and back teeth have... 04-02-2010, 06:52 PM

lumberjim I've had several phone calls... 04-15-2010, 05:48 PM

glatt My wife is the volunteer... 04-15-2010, 07:49 PM

ZenGum That's what churching does to... 04-15-2010, 08:32 PM

Pie Supersymmetric partner of the... 04-16-2010, 06:10 PM

TheMercenary I can't find a place in this... 04-16-2010, 03:58 PM

jinx I hate it when the cats have... 04-17-2010, 01:49 PM

DanaC Ewww 04-17-2010, 01:58 PM

Clodfobble My dentist's office is dead... 04-19-2010, 05:05 PM

ZenGum Make sure you explain why you... 04-20-2010, 03:00 AM

Trilby what assholery, clodfobble. ... 04-20-2010, 06:29 AM

monster total bullshit. 04-20-2010, 06:57 AM

squirell nutkin Total BS. I wish you could... 04-20-2010, 09:58 AM

monster I left my last dentist... 04-30-2010, 08:23 AM

Spexxvet Paid programming. It's the... 04-30-2010, 08:53 AM

jinx The nasty stuff coming out of... 04-30-2010, 12:25 PM

monster Eeew. Why is there nasty... 04-30-2010, 08:31 PM

jinx Allergies---> infection. Only... 04-30-2010, 08:53 PM

monster But if they sucked, then... 04-30-2010, 08:59 PM

jinx That would be even worse. 04-30-2010, 09:04 PM

skysidhe This has been going on for... 04-30-2010, 09:06 PM

squirell nutkin Sorry jinx, that last bit of... 04-30-2010, 09:37 PM

monster you need to build up some... 04-30-2010, 09:37 PM

squirell nutkin It's what's mildly EARitating... 04-30-2010, 09:37 PM

ZenGum Have you tried ear candling? ... 05-01-2010, 07:55 AM

Griff Why don't you just go... 05-01-2010, 07:58 AM

classicman Internet insanity. People... 05-03-2010, 01:17 PM

Jaydaan The delivery guy for the post... 05-03-2010, 10:10 PM

jinx Couldn't get an appointment... 05-12-2010, 12:12 PM

monster Could you ask the evaluator... 05-12-2010, 11:37 PM

Shawnee123 Fuck cancer. :( 05-13-2010, 07:32 AM

Trilby Indeed. And eff it the... 05-13-2010, 08:02 AM

Cloud Wikipedia changed the... 05-30-2010, 01:42 PM

Shawnee123 Whining people with needy... 05-30-2010, 06:03 PM

HungLikeJesus But I didn't want all that... 05-30-2010, 06:17 PM

jinx I think she means Cloud. Do... 05-30-2010, 06:19 PM

HungLikeJesus I know, I was just trying to... 05-30-2010, 06:25 PM

Shawnee123 Yes. Compassion? What... 05-30-2010, 06:35 PM

HungLikeJesus That's a good idea for a new... 05-30-2010, 07:15 PM

Cloud hey bug off. I didn't whine;... 05-30-2010, 07:30 PM

Shawnee123 It is certainly your right,... 05-31-2010, 09:13 AM

HungLikeJesus I've found a thread is like a... 05-31-2010, 12:09 AM

ZenGum and it seems to be mostly... 05-31-2010, 03:49 AM

Cloud I thought lots of sex usually... 05-31-2010, 10:30 AM

monster Sometimes a good mood just... 05-31-2010, 12:44 PM

SteveDallas The central a/c in our... 05-31-2010, 04:44 PM

Cloud DVDs that don't let you skip... 05-31-2010, 07:02 PM

TheMercenary The saving grace of the Mute... 06-04-2010, 09:12 AM

HungLikeJesus I agree Cloud. I've found... 05-31-2010, 07:17 PM

Cloud I'm watching The Blind Side. ... 05-31-2010, 07:21 PM

Clodfobble Does the Fast Forward button... 05-31-2010, 08:40 PM

Cloud it might--forgot to try that.... 05-31-2010, 09:14 PM

Nirvana So I deposit a $200 POSTAL... 06-01-2010, 10:18 AM

Pie They'll do anything they can... 06-01-2010, 10:34 AM

ZenGum Bureaucracy. Too smegging... 06-02-2010, 07:58 AM

Shawnee123 Oh boy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 06-02-2010, 12:05 PM

Cloud Puffed sleeves. they're... 06-03-2010, 08:51 PM

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Shawnee123 Are they as bad as Jerry's... 06-03-2010, 08:55 PM

lumberjim I chipped my fucking tooth... 06-06-2010, 09:41 PM

HungLikeJesus Is that like an egg tooth? 06-06-2010, 09:44 PM

TheDaVinciChode The fact that it's so hot, my... 06-06-2010, 09:46 PM

Cloud @ LJ: was that in one... 06-06-2010, 10:46 PM

TheDaVinciChode Shaving in front of a mirror,... 06-06-2010, 11:01 PM

lumberjim 2 incidents. tooth chipped... 06-06-2010, 11:01 PM

ZenGum Lumberjim ... unable to walk... 06-07-2010, 08:14 AM

LJ Trying to take off in my... 06-07-2010, 09:25 AM

monster People who assume I'm as... 06-07-2010, 09:37 AM

Shawnee123 Seriously. AND, those who... 06-07-2010, 10:33 AM

classicman Getting singled out and shit... 06-07-2010, 10:17 AM

Cloud a young attorney in my... 06-07-2010, 10:48 AM

Shawnee123 Who's mildly irritating me... 06-07-2010, 11:40 AM

TheDaVinciChode Her name mildly irritates... 06-07-2010, 11:42 AM

Spexxvet "I mean". It's the new "you... 06-07-2010, 12:25 PM

TheDaVinciChode You know that I know what you... 06-07-2010, 12:29 PM

TheMercenary But she has big balls. Ask... 06-07-2010, 08:20 PM

TheDaVinciChode The fact that I "apparently"... 06-08-2010, 11:09 AM

Shawnee123 :jagoff: 06-09-2010, 01:21 PM

Cloud website article that aren't... 06-12-2010, 02:27 PM

Tulip A persistent headache that... 06-12-2010, 03:08 PM

xoxoxoBruce Oh, I'm sorry... I'll call... 06-12-2010, 04:32 PM

Tulip hehe...I almost didn't get... 06-12-2010, 06:21 PM

HungLikeJesus I agree with this completely,... 06-12-2010, 04:43 PM

HungLikeJesus I have one of those twitching... 06-17-2010, 10:51 PM

monster I need to go to sleep. but... 06-17-2010, 11:23 PM

Chocolatl Even though I've been hanging... 06-19-2010, 07:43 AM

fargon Just post it any way, thats... 06-19-2010, 07:54 AM

casimendocina This is exactly how I feel... 06-19-2010, 07:56 AM

xoxoxoBruce If you venture an... 06-19-2010, 09:47 AM

casimendocina Cheers Bruce. Appreciated... 06-19-2010, 08:06 PM

monster I'm wondering where the... 06-19-2010, 08:14 PM

kerosene I also *still* feel this same... 06-21-2010, 07:02 PM

Pie Casi: I love that post! I've... 06-19-2010, 08:39 AM

Nirvana I have to get my patio... 06-19-2010, 09:49 AM

Shawnee123 Speaking of poignant prose,... 06-19-2010, 09:54 AM

squirell nutkin What's white, Irish, and... 06-19-2010, 10:52 AM

Nirvana I know this is corny but it... 06-20-2010, 01:07 AM

casimendocina I discovered it comparatively... 06-19-2010, 08:10 PM

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Shawnee123 An image from casi's link...I... 06-19-2010, 09:21 AM

Shawnee123 My procrastination. I need to... 06-19-2010, 10:30 AM

HungLikeJesus Do you at least have your... 06-19-2010, 10:54 AM

Shawnee123 I'm taking a break from... 06-19-2010, 10:58 AM

Cloud ha! perfect! *re: hyperbole... 06-19-2010, 08:49 PM

Clodfobble Apparently, if you're like... 06-19-2010, 09:51 PM

xoxoxoBruce The pitch... the swing...... 06-19-2010, 11:46 PM

casimendocina But before you do that, make... 06-21-2010, 02:53 AM

kerosene I think that is the quick way... 06-21-2010, 07:00 PM

skysidhe Funny blog cassi. Thanks for... 06-20-2010, 12:15 AM

casimendocina Glad you liked it. I've liked... 06-21-2010, 03:08 AM

Clodfobble My internet connection on my... 06-28-2010, 03:08 PM

jinx How come Zappos can manage to... 06-28-2010, 06:54 PM

squirell nutkin buy your shit from zappos. I... 06-28-2010, 08:41 PM

monster Always having to play the bad... 07-14-2010, 10:39 PM

squirell nutkin be sure she uses her... 07-14-2010, 11:01 PM

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Griff Seriously? Irony much? 07-15-2010, 07:22 AM

Lamplighter More irony. The building... 07-15-2010, 08:56 AM

Shawnee123 Ha! Is it only obvious to... 07-15-2010, 09:28 AM

Nirvana I have two phone lines, one... 07-15-2010, 11:30 AM

Pico and ME My God I know isn't that the... 07-21-2010, 06:08 PM

Shawnee123 It's the only way I can get... 07-22-2010, 08:12 AM

classicman Ouch. That suxors ... 07-15-2010, 11:33 AM

Shawnee123 Dumb people. They're... 07-15-2010, 11:35 AM

sweetwater Huh - the 6-day business trip... 07-21-2010, 06:01 PM

Getgo Damn mosquitoes. Mosquito... 07-22-2010, 02:58 PM

xoxoxoBruce Bite 'em back. :haha: 07-22-2010, 05:15 PM

Getgo Mosquito stew! Not a bad... 07-22-2010, 05:34 PM

Pete Zicato I've reached an age where the... 08-11-2010, 03:12 PM

monster Could you use it to string... 08-11-2010, 03:24 PM

Pete Zicato If only it were less coarse!... 08-11-2010, 03:36 PM

classicman Wow! You are on a roll today... 08-11-2010, 03:41 PM

TheMercenary Helping my wife and youngest... 08-11-2010, 06:07 PM

Trilby Spiderman is stinky. 08-12-2010, 05:46 PM

monster The ketchup bottle. And the... 08-12-2010, 06:17 PM

Shawnee123 All the freaking hoohaa over... 08-13-2010, 11:45 AM

squirell nutkin Hadn't heard of the movie so... 08-21-2010, 03:45 PM

casimendocina Shawnee and Squirrell, read... 08-24-2010, 04:23 AM

casimendocina Movie: Eat, Pray, Love 10-16-2010, 03:00 AM

monster shawnee, you need to stop... 08-13-2010, 08:02 PM

Shawnee123 :lol: I know, right? I... 08-14-2010, 07:44 AM

lumberjim I washed my wallet. :( 08-15-2010, 08:15 PM

HungLikeJesus I don't think that that's... 08-15-2010, 09:41 PM

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Lamplighter Found a bunch of these going... 08-15-2010, 10:40 PM

xoxoxoBruce They look like Carpenter... 08-15-2010, 10:56 PM

Lamplighter Thanks Bruce, I'll look into... 08-15-2010, 11:36 PM

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HungLikeJesus Do you have a fondue pot? 08-15-2010, 11:53 PM

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Scriveyn BBC news website and TV keep... 08-16-2010, 10:12 AM

LJ I'm sitting here at the PA... 08-18-2010, 11:07 AM

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Shawnee123 Somehow a piece of green... 08-18-2010, 11:26 AM

Undertoad Put yourself in the driver's... 08-18-2010, 11:43 AM

Shawnee123 Yep. 08-18-2010, 11:48 AM

Griff Add to that the fact that... 08-18-2010, 11:49 AM

Shawnee123 snort! Seriously, no wonder! 08-18-2010, 11:50 AM

lookout123 Lil Lookout's team had a... 08-21-2010, 03:17 PM

SamIam That coach is an asshole! He... 08-21-2010, 03:31 PM

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Juniper I am irritated whenever my... 08-20-2010, 02:05 PM

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Shawnee123 :mecry: I... 08-21-2010, 08:12 AM

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casimendocina I haven't seen the movie as... 08-21-2010, 08:02 PM

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classicman Perhaps they are moving them... 08-21-2010, 09:25 PM

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Aliantha The gel coating on my nails... 08-22-2010, 08:32 PM

GunMaster357 I, too, am a great believer... 08-23-2010, 03:10 PM

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lumberjim INVISIBLE TICKLISH NOSE HAIR 08-23-2010, 04:01 PM

Pete Zicato I feel your pain... 08-23-2010, 04:37 PM

bluecuracao Sometimes, an email can be... 08-23-2010, 04:37 PM

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squirell nutkin Where's my FlipCam? 08-23-2010, 08:55 PM

casimendocina Uuuuuuuuuggggghhhhhhhhhhh....t... 08-24-2010, 04:08 AM

Juniper My computer chair is old and... 08-27-2010, 12:23 AM

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DucksNuts A pimple in or on my nose,... 08-28-2010, 05:24 AM

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Griff cement dust in sinus 08-28-2010, 08:47 AM

jinx Miserable stinking head damn... 08-28-2010, 10:41 AM

xoxoxoBruce Snort some of Griff's cement... 08-28-2010, 01:34 PM

Pete Zicato It's allergy season. You... 08-29-2010, 06:00 PM

HungLikeJesus We should make soup! 08-29-2010, 06:15 PM

xoxoxoBruce Ewwww... I thought it was... 08-29-2010, 07:59 PM

Juniper Snot funny! I can... 08-30-2010, 03:17 AM

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jinx . 08-30-2010, 09:10 PM

HungLikeJesus Laterally or longitudinally? 08-30-2010, 09:08 PM

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Griff I'm back to work which isn't... 08-31-2010, 05:56 AM

Griff Vindication! Finger-pointing... 10-09-2010, 08:04 AM

xoxoxoBruce Repeat over and over in your... 10-09-2010, 08:24 AM

Undertoad nobody is sorry about my... 08-31-2010, 06:24 PM

lumberjim rub some dirt on it and get... 08-31-2010, 06:48 PM

fargon OUCH, that looks like it... 08-31-2010, 06:33 PM

Undertoad six posts up sir! 08-31-2010, 06:35 PM

Jaydaan Dull knife would do it! Keep... 08-31-2010, 06:53 PM

Undertoad Yah especially if you play... 08-31-2010, 07:10 PM

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Undertoad Oh, it's worse than the... 08-31-2010, 08:52 PM

HungLikeJesus The last time I did that to... 08-31-2010, 09:00 PM

monster Oh yeah, that's a good idea. ... 08-31-2010, 09:12 PM

skysidhe I am sorry for your finger... 09-01-2010, 10:44 PM

xoxoxoBruce Teach 'em to flush. 09-01-2010, 10:55 PM

skysidhe I've heard of this. Cat's... 09-01-2010, 11:06 PM

Pete Zicato You can get a training kit... 09-02-2010, 02:10 PM

monster Nosebleed and the knock-on... 09-05-2010, 08:00 AM

Cloud waking up sick on a three day... 09-05-2010, 08:58 AM

monster OK done the laundry, finished... 09-05-2010, 09:45 AM

Gravdigr What's mildly irritating you... 09-05-2010, 04:53 PM

elSicomoro Someone called off at work,... 09-05-2010, 06:28 PM

Jaydaan My ex... 17 YEARS AGO is... 09-11-2010, 07:01 PM

xoxoxoBruce Hopefully she'll defriend... 09-12-2010, 04:38 PM

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monster but you sound so sexy when... 09-12-2010, 09:04 PM

monster My right contact lens is... 09-17-2010, 07:40 AM

Clodfobble Did it get flipped inside out... 09-17-2010, 07:54 AM

monster nope. can't see any print on... 09-17-2010, 07:58 AM

SteveDallas I got the whole mega-scraping... 09-17-2010, 11:46 AM

Clodfobble Does your other lens have... 09-17-2010, 08:01 AM

monster I meant like a fingerprint. ... 09-17-2010, 08:36 AM

classicman Are you astigmatic? It... 09-17-2010, 11:58 AM

HungLikeJesus You mean from the... 09-17-2010, 04:08 PM

SteveDallas What does the crucifiction... 09-17-2010, 07:15 PM

monster I am, but that's the other... 09-17-2010, 07:44 PM

monster stigmata 09-17-2010, 07:45 PM

HungLikeJesus Exactly. 09-17-2010, 09:30 PM

DucksNuts Pretty much everyfuckingthing. 09-18-2010, 04:48 AM

Spexxvet Are they selling off all... 09-18-2010, 09:48 AM

dmg1969 I was more than mildly... 09-19-2010, 07:23 AM

xoxoxoBruce Definitely a drag. Water... 09-19-2010, 09:20 AM

DucksNuts ....two little boys who cant... 09-20-2010, 03:35 AM

casimendocina Does your new place have a... 09-20-2010, 03:59 AM

DucksNuts I thought the upstairs area... 09-21-2010, 04:58 AM

casimendocina Damn! I know, get them... 09-21-2010, 05:04 AM

Aliantha or just lock them in separate... 09-21-2010, 05:09 AM

Sundae I ordered two cardboard boxes... 09-21-2010, 05:05 AM

casimendocina Seriously Ali, what's your... 09-21-2010, 05:13 AM

Aliantha Well, we did have a problem... 09-21-2010, 05:15 AM

DucksNuts That wouldnt work with my 2,... 09-21-2010, 05:18 AM

casimendocina This has been lovely Ali and... 09-21-2010, 05:33 AM

Aliantha fuck 'em. :) 09-21-2010, 05:20 AM

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BigV I feel the same way about you... 09-22-2010, 06:16 PM

Sundae Sorry to bang on about my... 09-21-2010, 07:45 AM

xoxoxoBruce Not at all. Please do. 09-21-2010, 01:38 PM

BigV I am mildly irritated at... 09-22-2010, 06:11 PM

xoxoxoBruce Check where you hid the body. 09-22-2010, 06:14 PM

Griff Yeah, sometimes you just... 09-22-2010, 07:35 PM

Shawnee123 This was the first post I... 09-22-2010, 08:03 PM

BigV I have examined myself (being... 09-22-2010, 07:46 PM

monster I burned the roof of my... 09-24-2010, 09:51 AM

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classicman Maybe it was the hash... 09-24-2010, 10:02 AM

monster :zzz: 09-24-2010, 10:05 AM

wolf I've been teetering between... 09-25-2010, 07:43 PM

DucksNuts I am!! Seriously. 09-26-2010, 05:41 AM

sexobon You're irritating yourself!... 09-26-2010, 06:06 AM

casimendocina You've never experienced... 09-29-2010, 08:19 AM

xoxoxoBruce Sure, but I can take off my... 09-29-2010, 01:53 PM

casimendocina No need to ask that. I know... 09-29-2010, 08:16 AM

Clodfobble Way to go, Griff! Mellow man,... 10-09-2010, 08:33 AM

morethanpretty Just bored at work, need to... 10-09-2010, 08:38 AM

morethanpretty Watched Die Hard 2 for the... 10-16-2010, 09:54 AM

Cloud Laptop dead. Grrr 10-16-2010, 06:27 PM

monster try the new CPR 10-16-2010, 07:10 PM

casimendocina Funniest thing I've heard all... 10-17-2010, 06:15 AM

Cloud (lafs) 10-16-2010, 08:22 PM

monster oh dear, commiserations on... 10-17-2010, 06:11 PM

casimendocina Think it must have been... 10-18-2010, 02:16 AM

morethanpretty My money situation is making... 10-18-2010, 07:50 AM

casimendocina MTP, how are you going a few... 10-22-2010, 07:50 AM

morethanpretty Doing better, BF got paid, so... 10-22-2010, 08:32 AM

Pico and ME Back in the day, when my cash... 10-22-2010, 08:51 AM

Shawnee123 My angioedema and lack of... 10-22-2010, 11:42 AM

Spexxvet You have a swolen heart? 10-22-2010, 12:01 PM

Shawnee123 And thanks for not saying... 10-22-2010, 12:13 PM

classicman Some companies have it set up... 10-22-2010, 02:35 PM

Spexxvet oh 10-22-2010, 12:02 PM

Shawnee123 yeah, that's it. Had it since... 10-22-2010, 12:10 PM

Spexxvet That sucks! Can the shoes... 10-22-2010, 02:50 PM

Shawnee123 Localized. Say I... 10-22-2010, 03:19 PM

morethanpretty @Shaw: have you tried zyrtec?... 10-23-2010, 08:03 PM

xoxoxoBruce You mean a mother allows a... 10-23-2010, 11:49 PM

morethanpretty No bruce, this is A LOT more... 10-24-2010, 06:23 AM

xoxoxoBruce I didn't say occasional, just... 10-24-2010, 07:34 AM

morethanpretty I'm offended at you making a... 10-24-2010, 07:40 AM

xoxoxoBruce I did not make that... 10-24-2010, 08:01 AM

morethanpretty You certainly seemed to be... 10-24-2010, 09:30 AM

xoxoxoBruce So in the end, it's all about... 10-24-2010, 05:31 PM

Shawnee123 Jebus H Cripes I wish a... 10-26-2010, 10:39 AM

monster I hear you. Cyclone with... 10-26-2010, 11:41 AM

monster I scalded myself by being... 10-26-2010, 11:25 AM

Shawnee123 OUCH. Running it under cold... 10-26-2010, 11:26 AM

monster Ice cube in a baggie.... ... 10-26-2010, 11:39 AM

Pete Zicato And that herb is? 10-26-2010, 12:35 PM

Shawnee123 You will not believe what... 10-26-2010, 11:44 AM

monster You're right, I don't believe... 10-26-2010, 11:45 AM

Shawnee123 My bad: they took it from the... 10-26-2010, 11:47 AM

Shawnee123 At any rate, I'm getting some... 10-26-2010, 11:50 AM

Trilby I know Shaw. This is such... 10-26-2010, 12:11 PM

Shawnee123 I know. I think part of the... 10-26-2010, 12:33 PM

monster I dunno. I need to find out.... 10-26-2010, 12:57 PM

monster This blend is "Herbes de... 10-26-2010, 01:02 PM

jinx "Eight spices? Some of these... 10-26-2010, 01:36 PM

Trilby Marge. 10-27-2010, 05:41 AM

skysidhe Bagpipes. Upstairs. Right... 10-26-2010, 09:07 PM

monster it's UG. He's stalking you. 10-26-2010, 09:17 PM

skysidhe My level of apathy is so... 10-26-2010, 09:31 PM

xoxoxoBruce Cyclogenesis.... 10-26-2010, 10:39 PM

xoxoxoBruce 954.95 mb Barometer, and 23... 10-27-2010, 02:20 PM

footfootfoot a little tarragon goes a very... 10-26-2010, 11:45 PM

footfootfoot Are you ready for this? 10-29-2010, 11:24 AM

xoxoxoBruce She's the one giving your... 10-29-2010, 11:55 AM

Pico and ME Sounds like my Mom. She also... 10-29-2010, 08:09 PM

Tulip The "n" key is stuck. ... 10-29-2010, 10:32 PM

xoxoxoBruce Just do 't use the dam, thi... 10-30-2010, 01:29 AM

ZenGum I have a nasty little chest... 10-30-2010, 01:48 AM

Trilby Zen - maybe you need to go... 10-30-2010, 06:20 AM

Griff If your Grandson is a... 10-30-2010, 06:44 AM

xoxoxoBruce Whoa, Griff. That's fucked... 10-30-2010, 09:58 AM

Griff Apparently some people don't... 10-30-2010, 02:28 PM

Griff I just saw an old South Park... 10-30-2010, 05:34 PM

xoxoxoBruce Stan's humiliation, from... 10-30-2010, 06:52 PM

Spexxvet Poor kid. Reminds me of this... 11-03-2010, 01:55 PM

Shawnee123 Kamikaze flies. The flies... 10-30-2010, 04:47 PM

Undertoad The Onion: How To Find a... 10-30-2010, 10:06 PM

ZenGum No amount of candy is worth... 10-30-2010, 11:34 PM

Cloud we had a ridiculously worded... 11-03-2010, 01:21 PM

Clodfobble Tonight I saw a CAPTCHA image... 11-13-2010, 10:38 PM

J.D.DIAMOND What is irritating me today?... 11-15-2010, 01:27 AM

BigV huh. I have a couple in... 11-16-2010, 06:23 PM

J.D.DIAMOND Not sure what "the quiz" is... 11-18-2010, 03:06 AM

HungLikeJesus Who raises these kids today?... 11-15-2010, 07:25 AM

xoxoxoBruce The TV, the internet,... 11-15-2010, 08:12 AM

HungLikeJesus Is this a response to my... 11-15-2010, 02:03 PM

xoxoxoBruce That's who's raising the kids. 11-15-2010, 02:31 PM

J.D.DIAMOND My son(20 years old) was... 11-15-2010, 02:38 PM

classicman At least he has a TON of... 11-15-2010, 03:05 PM

J.D.DIAMOND classicman, what are... 11-16-2010, 03:13 AM

xoxoxoBruce Us... and that includes you. 11-16-2010, 04:42 AM

Cloud bad case of Mondayitis 11-15-2010, 03:23 PM

sexobon whs^ "Cellarites" is a... 11-16-2010, 04:46 AM

footfootfoot Can we get a quiz in aisle... 11-16-2010, 08:36 AM

capnhowdy Oh NOES! Not the quiz! 11-16-2010, 06:05 PM

monster two bleeding cracks on the... 11-17-2010, 07:22 PM

Cloud Wow. I'm beat! Did a "career... 11-18-2010, 06:57 PM

skysidhe Even if you are bummed you're... 11-18-2010, 08:08 PM

Cloud nice of my boss to let me do... 11-18-2010, 08:44 PM

skysidhe Getting paid for having fun.... 11-18-2010, 09:03 PM

monster I just ate too much and now... 11-19-2010, 09:44 AM

Griff The school administration... 11-20-2010, 06:59 AM

fo0hzy Kill it before it bursts. Gun... 11-20-2010, 09:35 PM

monster Did you address your concerns... 11-20-2010, 08:03 AM

Griff Yes and yes. I assume this is... 11-20-2010, 12:38 PM

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footfootfoot Have you looked through some... 11-20-2010, 02:09 PM

monster cant......find....belly....... 11-20-2010, 10:35 PM

fo0hzy Auuuughhh! Mutant! He can... 11-20-2010, 11:10 PM

Cloud is that a jossverse reference? 11-21-2010, 01:42 AM

ZenGum :lol: @ Foot3's pic. Where... 11-21-2010, 04:33 AM

footfootfoot wikipedia says 4chan, I'm not... 11-21-2010, 08:34 AM

Undertoad You don't need to. It IS the... 11-22-2010, 08:04 AM

classicman Next to the cartoon, on the... 11-22-2010, 11:32 AM

footfootfoot it might be. The image came... 11-22-2010, 12:07 PM

classicman lol 11-22-2010, 12:34 PM

BigV hey footfootfoot--who is... 11-22-2010, 04:16 PM

Shawnee123 I'm not sure, but I think... 12-02-2010, 05:29 PM

footfootfoot No idea, it's classic's gal.... 11-22-2010, 08:14 PM

BigV My mistake, sorry. And now... 12-02-2010, 04:16 PM

Sundae Today I am irritated by... 11-25-2010, 11:53 AM

TheMercenary Thanksgiving. 11-25-2010, 12:43 PM

classicman Don't think its a big deal on... 11-25-2010, 09:08 PM

xoxoxoBruce Depends on where she's buying... 11-25-2010, 11:54 PM

classicman true, but based upon her... 11-26-2010, 12:20 AM

Clodfobble That's funny, I had assumed... 11-26-2010, 08:49 AM

Sundae Nope, UK seller. STILL... 11-26-2010, 10:05 AM

Aliantha I'm irritated by all the... 12-01-2010, 08:18 PM

xoxoxoBruce Can't find a new one to flog,... 12-02-2010, 01:26 AM

monster classicman is on facebook for... 12-02-2010, 07:59 PM

Griff Facebook eh? Still can't... 12-03-2010, 05:43 AM

SamIam Curious. How do you find the... 12-21-2010, 11:37 AM

monster it has its plusses and its... 12-03-2010, 06:56 AM

footfootfoot After reading about internet... 12-03-2010, 07:24 AM

skysidhe :rolleyes: mildly? ok ... 12-03-2010, 11:21 AM

Shawnee123 Zero degree wind chill and... 12-07-2010, 07:37 AM

freshnesschronic i am mildly irritated when... 12-07-2010, 09:02 PM

HungLikeJesus How is that different from... 12-07-2010, 09:08 PM

TheMercenary I am mildy irritated when fat... 12-07-2010, 09:13 PM

HungLikeJesus That's why you're losing... 12-07-2010, 09:35 PM

TheMercenary "Please sir, I want some........ 12-07-2010, 09:37 PM

Sundae I'm just generally grumpy. I... 12-08-2010, 11:50 AM

jimhelm try to think of my cock... 12-08-2010, 12:35 PM

Gravdigr Doctor: "Well, Mr. Helm,... 12-09-2010, 05:01 AM

BigV Mistakes. One of mine:... 12-08-2010, 04:23 PM

jimhelm you have to tailgate on the... 12-08-2010, 04:44 PM

Undertoad Without that wire it can't be... 12-09-2010, 07:15 AM

Spexxvet The return of my sense of... 12-09-2010, 10:00 AM

Gravdigr So, all it takes is a little... 12-11-2010, 05:02 PM

Shawnee123 If you experience an erection... 12-11-2010, 05:46 PM

TheMercenary Undertoad It looks... 12-12-2010, 01:04 PM

HungLikeJesus ... improper use of reflexive... 12-09-2010, 04:09 PM

footfootfoot That annoys myself too. 12-09-2010, 08:43 PM

Shawnee123 I was just talking to some... 12-09-2010, 08:47 PM

footfootfoot Pretensificationality. ish.... 12-09-2010, 09:01 PM

Aliantha Max has a summer cold and has... 12-13-2010, 12:10 AM

Gravdigr Umm...could you Merkinize... 12-14-2010, 01:21 AM

Aliantha Throwing a tantrum. ;) 12-14-2010, 04:14 AM

Gravdigr I was envisioning something... 12-15-2010, 04:27 PM

GunMaster357 What's irritating me ? ........ 12-14-2010, 05:46 AM

footfootfoot I read things like that and... 12-14-2010, 01:35 PM

Flint The only backup copy sits... 12-14-2010, 01:40 PM

Shawnee123 Fucking meetings. 12-14-2010, 09:21 AM

HungLikeJesus That kind of sounds like fun. 12-15-2010, 07:03 PM

whosonfirst Do I still get the 72 virgins... 12-14-2010, 01:25 PM

GunMaster357 Fortunately, that is not the... 12-14-2010, 02:20 PM

Shawnee123 Everyone here at work is... 12-15-2010, 11:03 AM

Trilby they need to ponder bagels. :D 12-15-2010, 11:04 AM

glatt I'm not sure if I'm irritated... 12-15-2010, 02:35 PM

plthijinx or.......beeeeeeeer /homer 12-15-2010, 02:57 PM

Shawnee123 That's what I'M pondering... 12-15-2010, 03:04 PM

monster you get honourary British... 12-15-2010, 07:27 PM

Shawnee123 What gall! Is he still... 12-15-2010, 02:49 PM

glatt Remains to be seen. He's... 12-15-2010, 03:04 PM

glatt I know you are all on the... 12-16-2010, 09:07 AM

Shawnee123 Farewell,... 12-16-2010, 10:11 AM

plthijinx the 24 yo guy just isn't old... 12-15-2010, 03:00 PM

Shawnee123 I'd love to be a fly on the... 12-15-2010, 03:05 PM

plthijinx @shawnee: it's 5 o'clock... 12-15-2010, 03:08 PM

glatt It may happen. It's just... 12-15-2010, 03:25 PM

Gravdigr No, no, no. You call the... 12-15-2010, 04:26 PM

plthijinx right on right on. HR does... 12-15-2010, 03:39 PM

Shawnee123 Don't you work in a law firm... 12-15-2010, 03:58 PM

plthijinx :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: 12-15-2010, 04:00 PM

TheMercenary Everyone at work has a URI... 12-15-2010, 05:27 PM

Clodfobble I first read that as... 12-15-2010, 06:28 PM

glatt Yeah, what the heck is a URI? 12-15-2010, 06:41 PM

HungLikeJesus I think it's a social disease. 12-15-2010, 07:04 PM

plthijinx like a urinalysys? ewww don't... 12-15-2010, 07:40 PM

TheMercenary Upper Respiratory Infection.... 12-15-2010, 09:11 PM

plthijinx can't say he didn't get what... 12-16-2010, 09:16 AM

Sundae Really silly. More... 12-16-2010, 12:08 PM

Clodfobble You know that descending... 12-16-2010, 05:51 PM

xoxoxoBruce Jesus Fucking Christ, I went... 12-17-2010, 05:46 AM

footfootfoot Not to mention Holy Fucking... 12-17-2010, 06:19 AM

xoxoxoBruce I've put a lot of mileage on... 12-17-2010, 06:23 AM

Lamplighter So why post the link It's... 12-17-2010, 07:45 AM

footfootfoot It's not like he posted it in... 12-17-2010, 08:06 AM

monster yarly. you didn't have to... 12-17-2010, 09:06 AM

footfootfoot It's just racism beyond... 12-17-2010, 09:17 AM

monster ok, I'm not gonna click. 12-17-2010, 09:24 AM

Lamplighter I have a theory, but it... 12-17-2010, 10:31 AM

Lamplighter And another thing irritating... 12-17-2010, 10:57 AM

Undertoad They should have just... 12-17-2010, 10:44 AM

Griff My uncles must all be pretty... 12-19-2010, 08:20 AM

Shawnee123 I LOVED their movie, though:... 12-17-2010, 10:57 AM

Flint Is "people of color" what we... 12-17-2010, 03:21 PM

xoxoxoBruce Nae, it's not for... 12-17-2010, 03:28 PM

TheMercenary One thing is for sure, the... 12-19-2010, 11:17 AM

footfootfoot I met an elderly black woman... 12-19-2010, 02:23 PM

footfootfoot Ansel Adams was a master of... 12-17-2010, 04:37 PM

morethanpretty Got home from work to find... 12-17-2010, 05:17 PM

monster on the plus side, if you... 12-17-2010, 05:20 PM

monster MIL due tomorrow. Flying... 12-18-2010, 05:44 PM

Shawnee123 How did it work out? 12-19-2010, 09:36 AM

Perry Winkle I'm going to get fired. I'm... 12-19-2010, 10:02 AM

HungLikeJesus What kind of work are you... 12-19-2010, 12:56 PM

xoxoxoBruce Aren't you paying attention,... 12-19-2010, 12:58 PM

Perry Winkle Really shitty enterprise... 12-19-2010, 02:53 PM

monster We finally heard from her. ... 12-19-2010, 10:39 AM

Shawnee123 Oh, the layers, the layers.... 12-19-2010, 11:12 AM

monster Still NFI-maybe tomorrow. ... 12-19-2010, 05:35 PM

xoxoxoBruce At this rate, the bananas... 12-19-2010, 11:55 PM

monster I think I got it all as fixed... 12-21-2010, 12:09 PM

HungLikeJesus Bruce, you're just cracking... 12-19-2010, 01:03 PM

monster The bananas are past brown... 12-20-2010, 07:25 AM

monster I think this post has the... 12-21-2010, 12:06 PM

HungLikeJesus Now that I know that monster... 12-21-2010, 01:27 PM

kerosene Headache!:thepain: 12-21-2010, 06:01 PM

morethanpretty Boyfriend has to work from 6... 12-22-2010, 07:22 AM

Griff He definitely needs a new gig. 12-23-2010, 09:19 AM

footfootfoot shit doesn't even sound... 12-23-2010, 05:02 PM

Perry Winkle Yeah, it's definitely... 12-23-2010, 08:28 PM

footfootfoot me: We ran out of vacuum... 12-24-2010, 12:16 PM

Nirvana Cut top of vacuum bag, dump... 12-29-2010, 09:18 AM

Lamplighter I don't understand, why would... 12-29-2010, 09:32 AM

xoxoxoBruce Because it's a government... 12-29-2010, 09:48 AM

monster *snort* if it were me:... 12-24-2010, 03:40 PM

zippyt Brown van Santa came ,... 12-24-2010, 03:59 PM

TheMercenary Bit oh weather on its way....... 12-25-2010, 02:56 PM

capnhowdy Just started getting some... 12-25-2010, 03:03 PM

jimhelm I was mildly irritated by how... 12-28-2010, 01:37 PM

Griff I was irritated because the... 12-28-2010, 02:15 PM

glatt It's funny how we don't... 01-03-2011, 04:50 PM

classicman Bwahahahahahaaaa - when taken... 01-03-2011, 06:19 PM

glatt :o 01-03-2011, 07:15 PM

plthijinx them's hangin' rights there. 12-29-2010, 10:28 PM

kerosene Sideways snow keeping me from... 12-30-2010, 10:45 AM

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Flint I pictured uncle bald guy as... 12-28-2010, 02:19 PM

Shawnee123 Threats of violence by little... 12-29-2010, 09:05 AM

BigV I left my phone at home... 12-29-2010, 10:13 AM

skysidhe before/ without going home? ... 12-29-2010, 04:46 PM

xoxoxoBruce Does the cable come in... 12-29-2010, 05:55 PM

skysidhe It comes in directly. It is... 12-29-2010, 06:32 PM

Clodfobble Dang head cold. Ugh! I'm... 01-01-2011, 02:39 PM

kerosene I have read everything that I... 01-03-2011, 04:33 PM

HungLikeJesus Just use the Steve Dallas... 01-04-2011, 10:28 AM

kerosene Alright, then, I am headed... 01-04-2011, 05:12 PM

Nirvana I'm bored... 01-04-2011, 01:12 PM

monster Call me names. I haven't... 01-04-2011, 01:33 PM

Shawnee123 I need a cigarette. When I'm... 01-04-2011, 01:49 PM

monster Monster, you cunt, the pen... 01-04-2011, 02:12 PM

Shawnee123 monnnnnnnnnssssterrrrrrrrr,... 01-04-2011, 02:21 PM

monster I've never been called a... 01-04-2011, 02:25 PM

Shawnee123 I don't remember you ever... 01-04-2011, 02:35 PM

plthijinx what was that number again? 01-05-2011, 11:03 AM

monster 1-800-SLAPPER 01-05-2011, 03:41 PM

kerosene Just in case anyone was... 01-05-2011, 04:52 PM

plthijinx that stung! :lol2: 01-05-2011, 11:29 PM

monster aaah, well that explains it. ... 01-04-2011, 02:58 PM

footfootfoot Cuntburgler. 01-04-2011, 03:23 PM

Clodfobble It's the mayo that makes me... 01-04-2011, 04:56 PM

HungLikeJesus We may never see her again. 01-04-2011, 07:39 PM

kerosene Actually, the thread I pulled... 01-04-2011, 08:13 PM

HungLikeJesus Now you see why that's below... 01-04-2011, 09:33 PM

glatt Kitchen faucet lost a lot of... 01-05-2011, 09:42 AM

Lamplighter Glatt, if it's just a tiny... 01-05-2011, 09:48 AM

glatt I'm trying that. I did the... 01-05-2011, 09:59 AM

plthijinx it might. if you want to put... 01-05-2011, 11:01 AM

footfootfoot Glatt, is it a gate valve or... 01-05-2011, 11:51 AM

footfootfoot read all about it:... 01-05-2011, 11:53 AM

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glatt that will even work with the... 01-05-2011, 12:15 PM

TheMercenary No one has mentioned plumbers... 01-05-2011, 12:33 PM

plthijinx i don't know where else to... 01-05-2011, 11:33 PM

monster wait wait wait NBN ...the... 01-05-2011, 11:36 PM

monster (former poster) 01-05-2011, 11:37 PM

monster what exactly is she... 01-05-2011, 11:38 PM

plthijinx yeah. let me clarify. i had... 01-05-2011, 11:51 PM

plthijinx basically here's what... 01-05-2011, 11:55 PM

Undertoad Well then it has no legal... 01-06-2011, 12:08 AM

monster yup, let it go. 01-06-2011, 12:16 AM

Trilby I'm alternating between... 01-06-2011, 02:36 AM

Sundae I can hear Mum on the phone... 01-06-2011, 03:41 AM

Clodfobble Fred - the cops have already... 01-06-2011, 07:23 AM

kerosene I am with everyone else, plt.... 01-06-2011, 05:22 PM

TheMercenary Or you could consult a really... 01-07-2011, 05:57 AM

zippyt yeah. let me clarify. i had... 01-06-2011, 05:44 PM

HungLikeJesus kerosene has issues. 01-06-2011, 06:22 PM

glatt Hey guys! My leaky valve... 01-06-2011, 06:31 PM

kerosene I can neither confirm nor... 01-06-2011, 06:47 PM

Griff I had another contact from... 01-06-2011, 08:59 PM

plthijinx imo cps can suck a big one.... 01-06-2011, 09:23 PM

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zippyt Being home with a Cold !!!!! 01-13-2011, 01:39 PM

plthijinx drink ya some gentleman jack... 01-13-2011, 01:41 PM

footfootfoot Jane Horrocks is great as... 01-13-2011, 02:21 PM

HungLikeJesus Did that help? 01-14-2011, 12:05 PM

Trilby guffaw! 01-14-2011, 12:47 PM

footfootfoot and then he... 01-14-2011, 01:09 PM

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Trilby consider it done. I'll wear... 01-20-2011, 07:42 AM

Shawnee123 :jig: 01-20-2011, 07:43 AM

plthijinx damn you guys crack me up! ... 01-20-2011, 01:46 PM

Shawnee123 Snow is irritating me. We're... 01-20-2011, 01:48 PM

plthijinx make like a goose and migrate! 01-20-2011, 01:49 PM

Shawnee123 I'm gonna make like a scalp... 01-20-2011, 01:54 PM

plthijinx need some head and shoulders... 01-20-2011, 02:08 PM

Shawnee123 Make like a baby and head out. 01-20-2011, 02:12 PM

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Shawnee123 Make like a tumor and cut... 01-20-2011, 02:18 PM

plthijinx Make like a hockey player and... 01-20-2011, 02:19 PM

monster Make like an extrememly large... 01-20-2011, 03:03 PM

footfootfoot make like a busboy and get... 01-20-2011, 04:14 PM

Shawnee123 HA! I'm home. Only 2+... 01-20-2011, 05:41 PM

plthijinx maybe i should get a pell... 01-20-2011, 06:05 PM

Shawnee123 Hell, get a research grant! ... 01-20-2011, 06:15 PM

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plthijinx right! brianr where are... 01-20-2011, 07:09 PM

monster for a bad grant call... 01-21-2011, 09:29 PM

Perry Winkle I resemble that remark. 01-22-2011, 09:48 AM

Shawnee123 Eye twitching. :mad: 01-24-2011, 11:04 AM

HungLikeJesus That's not the eye twitching... 01-24-2011, 11:05 AM

plthijinx uh oh! :bolt: 01-24-2011, 11:21 AM

Shawnee123 :mg: :eyebrow: :unsure:... 01-24-2011, 11:28 AM

plthijinx i think i need more :coffee2:... 01-24-2011, 11:44 AM

Sundae At work we used to say that a... 01-24-2011, 12:10 PM

Shawnee123 Wouldn't that be awesome? ... 01-24-2011, 12:12 PM

Shawnee123 My eye is still twitching,... 01-25-2011, 07:39 AM

glatt a Google for twitchy eye aura... 01-25-2011, 07:49 AM

Shawnee123 It's grown. This sucks! I... 01-25-2011, 07:51 AM

Shawnee123 Ahh, seems to be subsiding a... 01-25-2011, 08:03 AM

glatt Are you drinking enough... 01-25-2011, 08:07 AM

Shawnee123 I just got a big glass of ice... 01-25-2011, 08:19 AM

footfootfoot I had a twitching eye for 4... 01-25-2011, 08:07 AM

Shawnee123 No, I know floaters. I hate... 01-25-2011, 08:11 AM

glatt My wife gets a migraine about... 01-25-2011, 08:19 AM

Shawnee123 Yeah, that's exactly it, only... 01-25-2011, 08:21 AM

monster Currently on my second of... 01-25-2012, 07:08 AM

Undertoad Normally I get coffee... 01-25-2011, 08:47 AM

Pete Zicato I get the visual migraines... 01-25-2011, 09:05 AM

wolf I used to get Peet's at... 02-03-2011, 11:53 AM

Shawnee123 I've had them before, but... 01-25-2011, 09:08 AM

glatt It is cheap. Astoundingly... 01-25-2011, 09:11 AM

Pete Zicato If you want to go cheap,... 01-25-2011, 09:12 AM

Shawnee123 Wow! See, I've always heard... 01-25-2011, 09:13 AM

glatt Spex will tell you that you... 01-25-2011, 09:27 AM

Shawnee123 Well, I know what sort of... 01-25-2011, 09:32 AM

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glatt Yeah, but glasses also come... 01-25-2011, 09:49 AM

monster Another vid/description for... 01-25-2011, 10:02 AM

Shawnee123 Oh. Ugh. Seems the readers I... 01-25-2011, 10:23 AM

footfootfoot Shawnee you'll need to... 01-25-2011, 10:25 AM

Shawnee123 Maybe I'll wait until I can... 01-25-2011, 10:29 AM

Undertoad You have a beautiful... 01-25-2011, 10:30 AM

Shawnee123 Heh. I thought it meant... 01-25-2011, 10:31 AM

footfootfoot A-Stigmatic means you don't... 01-25-2011, 10:32 AM

Spexxvet Sorry for the delay. While... 01-25-2011, 11:58 AM

Clodfobble Shawnee, either way you will... 01-26-2011, 12:28 PM

glatt Yeah, it's pretty easy. The... 01-26-2011, 12:39 PM

Spexxvet Shaw, don't buy glasses on... 01-26-2011, 12:42 PM

Shawnee123 Spexx, I really would like to... 01-26-2011, 12:55 PM

Lamplighter GoodWill is an excellent... 01-26-2011, 01:48 PM

Happy Monkey Holy crap. Check out the... 01-26-2011, 03:35 PM

glatt I was on Metro and got home... 01-27-2011, 07:55 AM

Undertoad http://cellar.org/2011/dcsno.j... 01-26-2011, 03:48 PM

Happy Monkey I work slightly west of that... 01-26-2011, 03:52 PM

morethanpretty More of a slightly upsetting,... 01-26-2011, 09:32 PM

monster beest went through all this,... 01-26-2011, 10:42 PM

monster ...or fucking up your knee. ... 01-26-2011, 10:42 PM

zippyt Fucking fuckers Dont stop... 01-26-2011, 10:56 PM

Happy Monkey Arggh 01-27-2011, 12:06 AM

Happy Monkey Worst commute ever. And my... 01-27-2011, 12:59 AM

zippyt Then I got out a fiberglass... 01-27-2011, 08:25 AM

monster What don't you do with a... 01-27-2011, 08:30 AM

zippyt Well open glass jars , unless... 01-27-2011, 08:32 AM

Happy Monkey I left at 9:20 and got home... 01-27-2011, 11:31 AM

glatt Do you have power? 01-27-2011, 11:51 AM

Happy Monkey Not yet. It may be a while... 01-27-2011, 12:00 PM

ZenGum Mildly irritating me? It... 01-30-2011, 12:49 AM

Pete Zicato 'Zat so? Hope you have air. 01-31-2011, 11:12 AM

Spexxvet WHYY beg-a-thon. 01-31-2011, 04:48 PM

casimendocina Would he be posting if he... 02-01-2011, 04:35 AM

footfootfoot Air is short for Air... 02-01-2011, 07:20 AM

Spexxvet "I know, right?" 02-01-2011, 07:58 AM

casimendocina Was really just amusing... 02-02-2011, 05:53 AM

Spexxvet Of my 82 Facebook friends,... 02-02-2011, 08:37 AM

monster I have one who posts liberal... 02-02-2011, 12:59 PM

ZenGum I have a few like that. One... 02-04-2011, 01:22 AM

footfootfoot Did you nearly spit... 02-04-2011, 05:35 PM

Trilby Isn't that what fucked up... 02-04-2011, 06:18 PM

busterb Out of @##$%^**& firewood! 02-03-2011, 11:28 AM

TheMercenary I got some! You need some of... 02-03-2011, 02:05 PM

capnhowdy Do you cut your own, or buy... 02-03-2011, 05:46 PM

TheMercenary I get a regular bed filled... 02-05-2011, 08:57 AM

crossfire3636 People in my area and all... 02-03-2011, 02:56 PM

ZenGum That stuff has been banned... 02-05-2011, 05:51 AM

Griff Banned? Your streets are... 02-05-2011, 07:45 AM

monster Did you just accuse an aussie... 02-05-2011, 08:13 AM

plthijinx ugh. at work. it's cold. i'm... 02-11-2011, 11:38 PM

Sundae Mum decided that the man in... 02-20-2011, 02:16 PM

Cloud I have a nail in my tire. ... 02-20-2011, 07:11 PM

monster Ask the dealer first. It... 02-20-2011, 07:32 PM

Clodfobble I'm sure I'll get yelled down... 02-20-2011, 07:35 PM

Cloud but it's sticking out the... 02-20-2011, 08:18 PM

monster And the tire isn't deflated? 02-20-2011, 08:34 PM

zippyt A nail in the tread will need... 02-20-2011, 08:38 PM

Cloud not deflated yet. I just... 02-20-2011, 08:41 PM

zippyt go to your dealer or a tire... 02-20-2011, 08:56 PM

monster check with the dealer. then... 02-20-2011, 09:00 PM

footfootfoot I moved all my music files... 02-20-2011, 09:38 PM

Cloud I'm pretty sure the warranty... 02-20-2011, 09:40 PM

Griff My right side and thumb are... 02-21-2011, 07:49 AM

monster New computer goes "click"... 02-21-2011, 09:23 AM

Shawnee123 Badly disguised double... 02-21-2011, 10:58 AM

monster oh do share so we can all be... 02-21-2011, 11:19 AM

Shawnee123 Eh, it's obvious from a... 02-21-2011, 11:33 AM

monster ....found the sound effects,... 02-21-2011, 11:19 AM

Cloud yep; need to buy a brand new... 02-21-2011, 01:00 PM

Griff 10" - 15" of snow and a flood... 03-06-2011, 05:34 PM

monster yarly. 03-06-2011, 08:23 PM

footfootfoot Rain, then ice, then snow,... 03-06-2011, 08:29 PM

monster variety is the spice of life. 03-06-2011, 08:57 PM

footfootfoot and a steady rhythm is its... 03-06-2011, 11:23 PM

Griff Holy mother of f*ck... We're... 03-07-2011, 06:35 AM

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Griff ouch 03-07-2011, 09:54 AM

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Griff One shear pin and some time... 03-07-2011, 03:46 PM

footfootfoot I'm sure it was invigorating... 03-08-2011, 01:39 PM

jimhelm ohdeargod. Sorry, Griff. ... 03-07-2011, 10:01 AM

Shawnee123 Broken screen on my new... 03-07-2011, 01:40 PM

monster ugh. That happened to hebe's... 03-07-2011, 01:41 PM

Shawnee123 It covers the whole surface,... 03-07-2011, 01:42 PM

Clodfobble Griff, my brain can't parse... 03-07-2011, 10:35 PM

Griff There are two cars in the... 03-08-2011, 05:01 AM

footfootfoot I'm guessing that's the... 03-07-2011, 11:09 PM

monster Is that like a reach around? 03-07-2011, 11:32 PM

Clodfobble Ah ha! Now I see it. 03-08-2011, 11:42 AM

Shawnee123 Something or someone smells... 03-08-2011, 01:45 PM

monster pen-tapping back-stabbing guy? 03-08-2011, 01:48 PM

Shawnee123 Heh. I don't know. Maybe it's... 03-08-2011, 01:52 PM

monster I just took a gamble with... 03-12-2011, 10:53 AM

ZenGum You have :eyeball: :eyeball:... 03-12-2011, 07:07 PM

monster and with medii I'm down to... 03-12-2011, 07:12 PM

zippyt My Left shoulder has been... 03-12-2011, 08:53 PM

Griff Crap, that doesn't sound good. 03-13-2011, 06:48 AM

Griff NPR woke me up with some... 03-14-2011, 05:46 AM

Pete Zicato You just think NPR woke you... 03-14-2011, 11:34 AM

zippyt Dr said it could be old Rugby... 03-14-2011, 11:47 AM

plthijinx ooof! good luck there zip! 03-14-2011, 01:53 PM

plthijinx We opened at noon. It's only... 03-17-2011, 12:40 PM

Trilby My mother - and her... 03-21-2011, 08:53 AM

infinite monkey know what i'm saying? ... 03-24-2011, 01:24 PM

footfootfoot Aight 03-24-2011, 01:28 PM

infinite monkey Hey, you the one axin' about... 03-24-2011, 01:33 PM

Pete Zicato Look at this! Would you just... 03-24-2011, 01:45 PM

infinite monkey omg that is hilarious. 03-24-2011, 01:56 PM

infinite monkey Pete, that vid is famous now... 03-28-2011, 08:07 AM

Spexxvet The tab on my fly zipper keps... 03-28-2011, 09:14 AM

plthijinx I know, i know, I'm a pilot.... 03-29-2011, 10:41 AM

glatt That's a sign of intelligence. 03-29-2011, 10:43 AM

infinite monkey Really, plt? I love heights.... 03-29-2011, 10:48 AM

plthijinx Flying is different. Much... 03-29-2011, 12:05 PM

jimhelm Ok.... this is really more of... 03-29-2011, 11:22 AM

infinite monkey SRSLY. I have way too... 03-29-2011, 11:26 AM

monster My hitherto-unknown-identical... 03-29-2011, 11:32 AM

glatt I'd put the docs with the... 03-29-2011, 11:34 AM

jimhelm which would be fine if they... 03-29-2011, 11:35 AM

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infinite monkey Another thing I would do (I... 03-29-2011, 11:40 AM

jimhelm ohjesus. don't get me... 03-29-2011, 11:44 AM

glatt If you have stapled documents... 03-29-2011, 11:49 AM

monster TPS Report clean-up in the... 03-29-2011, 11:47 AM

infinite monkey Well, I wouldn't PUT stapled... 03-29-2011, 11:52 AM

infinite monkey I'm having an anxiety attack... 03-29-2011, 11:53 AM

jimhelm I want to staple some of my... 03-29-2011, 11:53 AM

plthijinx nah, whatcha do is this...if... 03-29-2011, 03:26 PM

infinite monkey I skimmed this and thought... 03-29-2011, 03:28 PM

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plthijinx ok....safe at home now. here... 03-29-2011, 03:24 PM

Tulip So, which part scares you? ... 03-29-2011, 05:28 PM

infinite monkey Fun! I mean, heights give me... 03-29-2011, 03:27 PM

plthijinx both 03-29-2011, 05:35 PM

plthijinx oh now the third pic? after i... 03-29-2011, 05:50 PM

zippyt Yer what 20-30 feet off the... 03-29-2011, 07:22 PM

HungLikeJesus How do they get the trucks up... 03-29-2011, 09:18 PM

ZenGum Post them. 03-29-2011, 09:48 PM

Cloud When I turn it on, my... 03-30-2011, 09:39 AM

zippyt Follow up on the sholder ,... 03-30-2011, 10:06 AM

infinite monkey It's snowing! Not a little... 03-30-2011, 11:59 AM

Spexxvet We're supposed to get that,... 03-30-2011, 01:36 PM

Cloud am a stinking pile of... 03-31-2011, 10:40 AM

jimhelm Put the cap back on the dry... 03-31-2011, 10:50 AM

monster You can use them to level... 03-31-2011, 11:06 AM

HungLikeJesus But it's a dry erase marker. 03-31-2011, 03:17 PM

Pete Zicato Well it is now. 03-31-2011, 03:18 PM

infinite monkey Monica Geller 03-31-2011, 01:01 PM

jimhelm I'm told a drop of vinegar... 03-31-2011, 04:42 PM

Trilby Vinegar donuts...ew. 03-31-2011, 04:48 PM

lookout123 Taste good. 03-31-2011, 04:48 PM

jimhelm you don't like malted vinegar... 03-31-2011, 04:50 PM

TheMercenary Malted vinegar on steak fries... 03-31-2011, 09:22 PM

monster you want steak fries with... 03-31-2011, 09:36 PM

TheMercenary Yep. 03-31-2011, 09:43 PM

monster what type of chips do you... 03-31-2011, 09:57 PM

TheMercenary Steak fries.... no wait.... ... 03-31-2011, 10:06 PM

Aliantha steak fries...are they like... 03-31-2011, 10:24 PM

Aliantha and the thing that's mildly... 03-31-2011, 10:25 PM

TheMercenary It has rained here for the... 03-31-2011, 10:31 PM

plthijinx careful what you wish for.... 03-31-2011, 11:13 PM

TheMercenary Worked 144 hours in 12 days.... 03-31-2011, 11:11 PM

skysidhe Take your B vitamins Merc. 04-04-2011, 12:28 AM

infinite monkey The current crop of theater... 04-05-2011, 08:45 AM

BrianR ^^^ What he said! Is it... 04-05-2011, 10:48 AM

monster (IM is a she) 04-05-2011, 10:58 AM

footfootfoot we know your a she [sic] 04-05-2011, 11:05 AM

monster heehee I's all she. Now let... 04-05-2011, 11:12 AM

infinite monkey *we've secretly taken im's... 04-05-2011, 11:18 AM

monster :lol: don't. laughing's a... 04-05-2011, 11:21 AM

infinite monkey Piss whore fucking... 04-08-2011, 07:23 AM

Griff http://cellar.org/showthread.p... 04-09-2011, 09:22 AM

footfootfoot did you miss your meds IM? 04-08-2011, 07:51 AM

infinite monkey Nah, just channeling. Playing... 04-08-2011, 08:52 AM

footfootfoot I'm More's brother, Les 04-08-2011, 09:26 AM

Sundae Pulled the muscles from my... 04-09-2011, 12:03 PM

Clodfobble Did you know that the GRE is... 04-09-2011, 11:22 PM

BigV can't you walk in somewhere... 04-09-2011, 11:52 PM

Clodfobble There are paper tests still... 04-10-2011, 10:30 AM

BigV I never, ever doubted you,... 04-11-2011, 04:03 PM

monster My back hurts and I'm in... 04-12-2011, 08:59 AM

Griff My esophagus, I was up most... 04-13-2011, 06:41 AM

Pico and ME I went to an earnoseandthroat... 04-13-2011, 08:49 AM

Griff I drank the barium today. My... 04-13-2011, 01:45 PM

HungLikeJesus Maybe it's the anthrax. 04-13-2011, 07:58 AM

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infinite monkey I agree. I would refrain from... 04-13-2011, 08:00 AM

zippyt Mri for My sholder tonite 04-13-2011, 07:04 PM

footfootfoot did they give you a disc with... 04-14-2011, 07:48 AM

casimendocina See if you can get a photo of... 04-17-2011, 11:38 AM

skysidhe I am hungry. 04-17-2011, 01:12 AM

Trilby Zoey, my Dumb Blonde cat, has... 04-17-2011, 07:05 AM

monster Did she come back yet, all... 04-17-2011, 04:15 PM

skysidhe I have a zoie too. How did... 04-17-2011, 08:21 AM

HungLikeJesus Trying to kick the cat, I... 04-17-2011, 09:33 AM

footfootfoot Or the habit, in Bri's case... 04-17-2011, 11:11 AM

Trilby I'm known all too well. ... 04-17-2011, 04:03 PM

BigV ouch Brianna-- first aid... 04-17-2011, 04:22 PM

Tulip Feeling hot and restless... 04-25-2011, 11:52 AM

casimendocina Bugger! The IT guys just came... 04-18-2011, 06:04 AM

TheMercenary Hostel is a pretty violent... 04-19-2011, 07:55 PM

Trilby DAMMIT!! My basement is a... 04-20-2011, 08:59 AM

Undertoad Client said my design... 04-22-2011, 10:44 AM

infinite monkey LOL Why can I picture... 04-22-2011, 10:46 AM

monster 1) because there's lots of... 04-22-2011, 10:52 AM

infinite monkey 1) Yes 2) Maybe a smaller... 04-22-2011, 10:54 AM

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infinite monkey Here, use this picture: 04-22-2011, 10:48 AM

monster :lol: what she wants is lots... 04-22-2011, 10:51 AM

infinite monkey Fill it up with ultra-modern... 04-22-2011, 10:53 AM

Undertoad I told the salesgent to go... 04-22-2011, 10:58 AM

HungLikeJesus At least she's got one of... 04-22-2011, 11:42 AM

infinite monkey That joke was sub-par. 04-22-2011, 11:43 AM

monster ouch. 04-22-2011, 12:10 PM

monster And two big ice-cream scoops. 04-22-2011, 12:09 PM

HungLikeJesus She has high expectations. 04-22-2011, 12:28 PM

infinite monkey 6xLsRI7-hBs Totally... 04-22-2011, 12:32 PM

infinite monkey I really really really like... 04-22-2011, 01:35 PM

ZenGum Yeah, but you'll be sorry... 04-22-2011, 09:23 PM

elSicomoro I had a divorce settlement... 04-23-2011, 12:15 AM

BigV sorry to hear your minor... 04-25-2011, 11:33 AM

Pico and ME Tulip...you do this on... 04-25-2011, 12:46 PM

Tulip Erhmm......do what? ... 04-26-2011, 11:15 PM

Undertoad YET AGAIN a severe plumbing... 04-25-2011, 03:30 PM

Pico and ME You need cooling? Philly's... 04-25-2011, 03:45 PM

infinite monkey Me too. Broken roof.... 04-25-2011, 03:34 PM

Undertoad 87 indoors right now. 82 out. 04-25-2011, 04:03 PM

HungLikeJesus Mouse pooped in my Fig... 04-28-2011, 06:09 PM

lookout123 Is mouse your wife's nicname? 04-28-2011, 06:10 PM

HungLikeJesus I wouldn't be surprised if it... 04-28-2011, 06:58 PM

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TheMercenary I am still pissed off that a... 04-28-2011, 09:58 PM

footfootfoot I walked 47 miles of barbed... 04-29-2011, 09:05 AM

Spexxvet People who call to find out... 04-29-2011, 09:46 AM

classicman Excuse me Mr. Merc, but is... 04-28-2011, 10:40 PM

infinite monkey *snicker* Oh gross snake... 04-29-2011, 07:13 AM

TheMercenary Timex. Indiglo. 04-28-2011, 10:41 PM

classicman Eh hem - reference to the... 04-28-2011, 10:47 PM

TheMercenary Got it, ignored it. 04-28-2011, 10:52 PM

ZenGum I suspect that the snake is a... 04-29-2011, 01:36 AM

infinite monkey Spexx, are my glasses ready? 04-29-2011, 09:47 AM

Spexxvet I told you I'd call you when... 04-29-2011, 09:50 AM

infinite monkey That's good, stop there. Some... 04-29-2011, 09:52 AM

HungLikeJesus This one? ... 04-29-2011, 10:16 AM

monster ouch 04-29-2011, 12:31 PM

TheMercenary Fucking other refs begged off... 04-29-2011, 08:34 PM

Aliantha It'll be good excercise. ... 04-29-2011, 08:44 PM

TheMercenary I have thought about it........ 04-29-2011, 08:50 PM

plthijinx HEY! you can make snake skin... 04-29-2011, 10:36 PM

TheMercenary DUDE see your PM. 04-29-2011, 10:40 PM

Big Sarge People who kill poor... 04-29-2011, 11:03 PM

footfootfoot Fixed it for ya ;) 04-30-2011, 01:19 AM

TheMercenary Where do I sign up? But I... 04-29-2011, 11:06 PM

plthijinx lmao sarge! you're so full of... 04-29-2011, 11:40 PM

monster Someone's phone just powered... 05-03-2011, 10:56 AM

SamIam I went to Wally World today... 05-03-2011, 08:03 PM

infinite monkey Sam, those vests they wear... 05-04-2011, 10:02 AM

SamIam I checked out Amazon and they... 05-05-2011, 01:30 AM

infinite monkey ha HA! Take that and that and... 05-05-2011, 07:13 AM

lookout123 If you don't mind visiting... 05-05-2011, 10:20 AM

SamIam Thanks for the tip, Lookout! ... 05-05-2011, 12:33 PM

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infinite monkey That is a good store! 05-05-2011, 10:22 AM

monster must be, because I have... 05-05-2011, 10:33 AM

glatt Their flyers are always... 05-05-2011, 10:51 AM

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TheMercenary Another dog bit by a... 05-13-2011, 01:04 PM

Nirvana you need to get rid of those... 05-13-2011, 01:09 PM

TheMercenary I thought I did when I killed... 05-13-2011, 01:11 PM

infinite monkey Don't get bit. 05-13-2011, 01:22 PM

footfootfoot Merc, you need a pet... 05-13-2011, 01:46 PM

HungLikeJesus You skinned the dog? Was it... 05-13-2011, 04:06 PM

lookout123 Yeah, Merc started with... 05-13-2011, 05:16 PM

ZenGum Hey, that was a... 05-13-2011, 07:35 PM

TheMercenary Turns out the vet thinks it... 05-13-2011, 08:17 PM

infinite monkey Good to hear! Glad doggie is... 05-13-2011, 08:19 PM

TheMercenary I can't believe the turn... 05-13-2011, 08:24 PM

DanaC Poor hound! 05-14-2011, 03:01 AM

capnhowdy A moccasin bit a cat at work... 05-14-2011, 06:21 AM

HungLikeJesus Maybe your dog is really a... 05-14-2011, 09:09 AM

footfootfoot Let's not watch that with the... 05-14-2011, 10:30 AM

HungLikeJesus Here's another version with a... 05-14-2011, 11:39 AM

Sundae The 'rents are home. I guess... 05-15-2011, 01:59 PM

TheMercenary Got the Cooperhead today.... 05-16-2011, 06:34 PM

BigV wow, mercy... I... 05-16-2011, 08:31 PM

footfootfoot Collect the whole set! 05-16-2011, 08:33 PM

Nirvana No shit! 05-16-2011, 09:02 PM

Spexxvet My azalias, mock orange,... 05-19-2011, 08:46 AM

casimendocina The fact that I am... 05-19-2011, 08:51 AM

footfootfoot but first, I'll check the... 05-19-2011, 09:30 AM

casimendocina I've just had a fairly solid... 05-19-2011, 11:24 AM

monster hmmm yeah, I was just... 05-19-2011, 09:34 AM

SamIam I'm scared to check my mail. ... 05-19-2011, 10:59 AM

monster casi, what is it that you do,... 05-19-2011, 11:46 AM

footfootfoot and that last bit sounds like... 05-19-2011, 12:06 PM

casimendocina Standard answer to this... 05-20-2011, 10:52 AM

footfootfoot :eyebrow: 05-20-2011, 11:00 AM

monster Oh it doesn't sound like fun,... 05-20-2011, 11:09 AM

casimendocina Thanks. I have a full free... 05-21-2011, 12:11 AM

Pico and ME Cant sign on to YouTube. I... 05-21-2011, 12:16 AM

monster you can use your facebook... 05-21-2011, 04:22 PM

Pico and ME Ah Ha! THANKS! I do, I'm... 05-25-2011, 01:28 PM

ZenGum In one of those weird... 05-21-2011, 12:51 AM

casimendocina You'll recognise my... 05-27-2011, 09:49 PM

Lola Bunny It's hot and humid and I'm... 05-28-2011, 11:42 AM

Griff It's too tiring to whine! I... 05-28-2011, 12:40 PM

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casimendocina Zen mate, I noticed yesterday... 05-21-2011, 12:53 AM

ZenGum Only the finance department. ... 05-21-2011, 01:17 AM

footfootfoot Nicked? Around here we say... 05-21-2011, 12:15 PM

ZenGum :D 05-21-2011, 08:13 PM

casimendocina :D x 2 05-21-2011, 11:21 PM

casimendocina With a pine forest, a lake... 05-21-2011, 05:50 AM

casimendocina Time to stop misappropriating... 05-21-2011, 10:39 AM

infinite monkey I'm flesh and bone and blood... 05-24-2011, 08:15 AM

skysidhe I underpaid my taxes in 2009.... 05-25-2011, 11:36 AM

Aliantha My husband being away so I... 05-28-2011, 06:02 PM

Aliantha My children. 05-29-2011, 08:29 PM

HungLikeJesus Maybe you could sell them on... 05-29-2011, 09:03 PM

ZenGum Mild irritation. A colleague... 05-29-2011, 11:21 PM

casimendocina :mad: on your behalf. 05-30-2011, 08:47 AM

morethanpretty Thats what you get for not... 05-30-2011, 12:39 AM

Aliantha So did you sit down with a... 05-30-2011, 01:11 AM

Undertoad Did the student sit at the... 05-30-2011, 09:49 AM

limey Bank holiday. One day holiday... 05-30-2011, 09:57 AM

Trilby Bone-crushing fatigue. 05-30-2011, 12:01 PM

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Undertoad Lightweight. Try 70. 05-30-2011, 02:44 PM

Trilby I feel your pain. Besides... 05-30-2011, 03:46 PM

Sundae I'm not really sure, but I... 05-30-2011, 02:21 PM

Trilby I have this feeling, too. ... 05-30-2011, 03:48 PM

Lola Bunny I've been feeling... 06-01-2011, 12:37 PM

footfootfoot I'd be dead. The extra ten... 05-30-2011, 03:26 PM

infinite monkey Jogging 3 or 4 days straight... 06-01-2011, 12:39 PM

Lola Bunny Hahah...true...true....All I... 06-01-2011, 12:56 PM

HungLikeJesus You could be dehydrated. That... 06-01-2011, 12:57 PM

Lola Bunny I know for sure I'm not... 06-01-2011, 01:01 PM

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Spexxvet What, no tornado? 06-01-2011, 05:38 PM

infinite monkey Us (we?) three Strawberry... 06-06-2011, 08:56 AM

Trilby My berries woulda perished in... 06-06-2011, 09:45 AM

infinite monkey Summer movies. I will be... 06-09-2011, 08:16 AM

skysidhe I am annoyed you all are... 06-09-2011, 08:44 AM

glatt It's still Spring. It... 06-09-2011, 08:51 AM

skysidhe wow, 100. sauna. I like dry... 06-09-2011, 08:58 AM

infinite monkey It's been in the 90s with... 06-09-2011, 09:03 AM

skysidhe funny..sort of I imagine... 06-09-2011, 09:10 AM

BigV from the newsbreak-- as high... 06-09-2011, 01:28 PM

infinite monkey I'm a dum bass. So if I... 06-09-2011, 01:16 PM

plthijinx i don't miss those days. ... 06-09-2011, 07:06 PM

Nirvana You must be working too hard... 06-10-2011, 03:39 PM

DucksNuts Pain - pain in my lower... 06-12-2011, 09:35 PM

monster chest gunk 06-16-2011, 08:56 AM

HungLikeJesus Milk? 06-16-2011, 04:17 PM

infinite monkey This morning I was attempting... 06-17-2011, 08:40 AM

glatt Hell's Chores? Hand washing... 06-17-2011, 08:51 AM

xoxoxoBruce It's not easy being... 06-17-2011, 08:57 AM

SamIam Sylvester Q Puddytat has... 06-17-2011, 10:56 AM

Spexxvet Get one of these, they're... 06-25-2011, 08:11 AM

Pico and ME I totally fret about letting... 06-17-2011, 11:17 AM

Lola Bunny I'm not really irritated but... 06-24-2011, 06:18 PM

DucksNuts Stupid war!! I'm over it,... 06-24-2011, 06:17 PM

ZenGum 1. Spray WD40. Wait ten... 06-24-2011, 08:47 PM

footfootfoot When I was camping in... 06-24-2011, 09:00 PM

Lola Bunny ZenGum: Thanks. I'll try... 06-24-2011, 09:07 PM

Lola Bunny I was gonna try this after... 06-25-2011, 04:34 PM

DucksNuts I LOVE the smell of WD40!!... 06-25-2011, 07:00 AM

ZenGum :lol: Ducks you are the... 06-25-2011, 07:39 AM

infinite monkey Dead fucking horses and... 07-07-2011, 11:52 AM

monster The thread drift from Horse... 07-07-2011, 12:10 PM

infinite monkey Horse hockey! vhagzSEXzic 07-07-2011, 12:15 PM

Sundae In approx 2 hours I should... 07-08-2011, 10:56 AM

monster 2 buck Chuck ... 07-08-2011, 07:00 PM

Sundae Thanks for the translation... 07-09-2011, 07:34 AM

DanaC Nothing PC about 'Keystage'.... 07-09-2011, 07:44 AM

monster but means nothing to anyone... 07-17-2011, 08:50 PM

Nirvana Tylenol is toxic to canines I... 07-17-2011, 10:23 PM

plthijinx nah, poor attempt at humor... 07-18-2011, 12:45 PM

DanaC It's not 'PC' it's just a... 07-18-2011, 01:03 PM

skysidhe I don't think we get confused... 07-09-2011, 09:10 AM

SamIam The manager of the Bates... 07-09-2011, 10:12 AM

monster If you see a sense of humor... 07-17-2011, 08:47 PM

casimendocina It's emotional manipulation... 07-09-2011, 10:18 AM

casimendocina Unlikely to be useful for... 07-09-2011, 11:29 PM

SamIam Thanks for the useful... 07-10-2011, 08:24 AM

footfootfoot Casi's info is more helpful... 07-10-2011, 09:21 PM

casimendocina Sam, is Carson like a member... 07-13-2011, 06:33 AM

TheMercenary 48 hours of work starting at... 07-15-2011, 05:41 PM

plthijinx have fun merc!! i know about... 07-17-2011, 05:13 PM

TheMercenary I survived. Turned into 58... 07-19-2011, 09:10 PM

Nirvana Some dogs just have bad... 07-17-2011, 10:29 PM

plthijinx don't you hate it when you... 07-18-2011, 04:58 PM

Lola Bunny Perhaps it's forgiven but not... 07-18-2011, 05:58 PM

monster Should spectators wear safety... 07-18-2011, 06:43 PM

Lola Bunny Nopes, we all can chill... 07-18-2011, 06:56 PM

casimendocina With the current... 07-18-2011, 09:30 PM

footfootfoot I'll say it again, I can feel... 07-19-2011, 10:23 AM

infinite monkey I think you've been duly... 07-19-2011, 10:29 AM

footfootfoot Sometimes, it gets kind of... 07-19-2011, 10:35 AM

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infinite monkey :lol: Like the lonely... 07-19-2011, 10:52 AM

jimhelm Today, for some unknown... 07-19-2011, 11:10 AM

footfootfoot Try this out next time... 07-19-2011, 11:33 AM

classicman Is that what they wanted? 07-19-2011, 01:00 PM

infinite monkey Won't work. I tried it last... 07-19-2011, 11:40 AM

footfootfoot You weren't wearing your... 07-19-2011, 11:42 AM

Lola Bunny Maybe they want to see you... 07-19-2011, 12:05 PM

infinite monkey Was I not supposed to?... 07-19-2011, 12:02 PM

infinite monkey today: system up system down... 07-19-2011, 12:04 PM

footfootfoot PC LOAD LETTER? 07-19-2011, 03:01 PM

monster infi's system is doing the... 07-19-2011, 12:10 PM

infinite monkey WHAT THE FUCK IS PC LOAD... 07-19-2011, 03:22 PM

footfootfoot Re: Are you ready for this? 07-19-2011, 07:07 PM

infinite monkey The Bobs! :lol: 07-20-2011, 09:55 AM

SamIam I STILL haven't finished the... 07-20-2011, 01:51 PM

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HungLikeJesus I'm going on a 300 mile bike... 07-21-2011, 10:45 PM

Pico and ME Hey cool, HLJ! Which route... 07-22-2011, 09:37 AM

HungLikeJesus I don't know - my brother... 07-22-2011, 09:42 AM

monster Will you go through Ann Arbor? 07-22-2011, 11:04 AM

Spexxvet Send a fan with her, that's... 07-22-2011, 11:14 AM

glatt Thanks Spexx, that was an... 07-23-2011, 09:07 PM

HungLikeJesus No, we'll miss it by about 10... 07-22-2011, 01:28 PM

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zippyt flying bitch slap 08-16-2011, 06:20 PM

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jimhelm jK_pLsPFxv8 08-23-2011, 09:57 AM

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Pico and ME :comfort: I know the... 08-23-2011, 10:55 AM

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BigV or, you could shoot for a... 08-24-2011, 09:19 AM

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Clodfobble Ah, well, kinda... don't... 08-24-2011, 08:23 PM

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footfootfoot simple solution is to make a... 09-05-2011, 04:44 PM

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zippyt Wut he said , yer house yer... 09-05-2011, 09:05 PM

monster ferkin school busses. The... 09-05-2011, 09:39 PM

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monster Hockey politics. 09-07-2011, 09:59 PM

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monster you should masturbate more to... 09-13-2011, 08:15 PM

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Undertoad Google is your friend 09-19-2011, 01:56 PM

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glatt Talk to her. It's not you... 09-22-2011, 08:26 AM

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footfootfoot Your womanly brain... umm... 09-22-2011, 12:07 PM

classicman FWIW - I agree with foot3 09-22-2011, 02:14 PM

glatt In general, I think that... 09-22-2011, 03:18 PM

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footfootfoot In light of your recent... 09-22-2011, 05:32 PM

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ZenGum You think she should have to... 09-23-2011, 01:32 AM

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Pete Zicato Sorry, man. Life of a... 10-29-2011, 10:19 PM

infinite monkey Our freaking food service... 10-31-2011, 10:39 AM

footfootfoot Meaning the water isn't... 10-31-2011, 11:06 AM

HungLikeJesus Well, they had a good deal on... 10-31-2011, 11:15 AM

infinite monkey Nope. But the butterflies are. 10-31-2011, 11:17 AM

monster Just got the automated call... 11-04-2011, 06:32 PM

classicman HAD one for today or HAS one... 11-04-2011, 06:50 PM

monster HAS one for today. It's... 11-04-2011, 07:32 PM

classicman Had one for today as the... 11-04-2011, 07:35 PM

monster Record exists past the end of... 11-04-2011, 07:42 PM

wolf So, I had a nice visit with... 11-06-2011, 09:46 PM

ZenGum Almost always a good plan. ... 11-06-2011, 11:59 PM

glatt I was half asleep, so I... 11-07-2011, 03:04 PM

wolf Awwww. Poor reporters, having... 11-07-2011, 05:41 PM

infinite monkey Looking at movie reviews of... 11-10-2011, 10:58 AM

monster hey, you can have my share of... 11-10-2011, 08:49 PM

HungLikeJesus No, but it's a worthy goal. 11-10-2011, 08:42 PM

infinite monkey I think so too. :) 11-10-2011, 10:01 PM

infinite monkey Tried to cash that in but it... 11-10-2011, 09:59 PM

monster maybe beest used it while I... 11-11-2011, 06:55 AM

HungLikeJesus I've been meaning to start a... 11-10-2011, 10:04 PM

infinite monkey Stoopid computers. Stoopid... 11-14-2011, 07:37 AM

monster eczema around my eyes and on... 11-14-2011, 07:54 AM

footfootfoot What is it with you English... 11-14-2011, 09:44 AM

monster i don't know but I want it to... 11-14-2011, 09:49 AM

infinite monkey Merkins don't get excema.... 11-14-2011, 09:52 AM

monster sorry, I'm whining. onwards! 11-14-2011, 10:02 AM

infinite monkey Not whining. #winning 11-14-2011, 10:12 AM

infinite monkey Creepy McCreepalot. :unsure: 11-15-2011, 09:42 AM

Nirvana Have you tried colloidal... 11-15-2011, 09:58 AM

monster um no, Never heard of it in... 11-15-2011, 08:55 PM

footfootfoot Awesome! you could get all... 11-15-2011, 10:06 PM

infinite monkey Silver sulfadiazine is good... 11-16-2011, 07:48 AM

Spexxvet It's "would have gone", not... 11-16-2011, 07:53 AM

infinite monkey I seen what you said there.... 11-16-2011, 07:54 AM

glatt The IRS is irritating me... 11-16-2011, 11:12 AM

footfootfoot Never underestimate the... 11-16-2011, 01:17 PM

TheMercenary If Obama has his way it will... 11-21-2011, 05:01 PM

Rhianne First of the year - and it... 11-16-2011, 01:47 PM

ZenGum Dumb-arse major retailers. ... 11-19-2011, 06:12 AM

Lamplighter Thank you for your order.... 11-19-2011, 07:46 AM

Griff Ouch. Totalitarian capitalism... 11-19-2011, 07:51 AM

Trilby Zen - I have noticed that... 11-19-2011, 07:49 AM

Sundae Stupid bloody place where I... 11-19-2011, 08:20 AM

ZenGum That really does need the... 11-19-2011, 05:23 PM

Sundae Torch was meant as a noun.... 11-20-2011, 01:53 PM

ZenGum I was thinking of "shove" as... 11-20-2011, 07:28 PM

footfootfoot I worked in a camera shop as... 11-20-2011, 10:26 PM

monster I'm guessing find. but I... 11-19-2011, 05:38 PM

ZenGum BS continues. Now it is a... 11-21-2011, 12:59 AM

infinite monkey Jibber jabber jibber jabber... 11-21-2011, 12:44 PM

Trilby Vile day today. All... 11-21-2011, 04:36 PM

Undertoad All the animals come out at... 11-21-2011, 04:58 PM

monster I saw regular.joe had gone... 11-24-2011, 10:54 AM

zippyt Those fuckers 11-24-2011, 01:22 PM

Lola Bunny No Internet all day long.... 11-27-2011, 09:55 PM

Spexxvet People who tell me what their... 12-09-2011, 10:13 AM

DucksNuts School holidays are really... 12-12-2011, 08:03 PM

Aliantha Your place is the new place... 12-12-2011, 09:06 PM

DucksNuts Just a whole heap of new... 12-12-2011, 09:36 PM

Aliantha If it's not illegal,... 12-12-2011, 10:20 PM

classicman ^^^WSS^^^ 12-12-2011, 10:30 PM

plthijinx so i went to the texans game... 12-18-2011, 06:03 PM

richlevy They probably got tired of... 12-18-2011, 09:20 PM

ZenGum Aww dammit. Did they smash... 12-18-2011, 07:41 PM

plthijinx ouch rich! that had to suck!... 12-19-2011, 06:49 PM

jimhelm I found out TOOL is coming to... 12-19-2011, 07:07 PM

bluecuracao Just irritating enough to... 12-19-2011, 08:27 PM

HungLikeJesus Yeah, but you'd have to go to... 12-19-2011, 09:39 PM

zippyt OR, they had someone in this... 12-19-2011, 09:44 PM

classicman Seeing similar issues with... 12-19-2011, 11:07 PM

glatt Very mildly irritating me... 12-20-2011, 09:27 AM

Sundae Evening round my sister's.... 12-27-2011, 04:31 PM

Pete Zicato I bit it's this. My Mom was... 01-06-2012, 01:55 PM

classicman Sundae - Would you tell your... 12-27-2011, 04:55 PM

footfootfoot Tell her "You wouldn't have... 12-27-2011, 07:41 PM

Sundae Sorry bout that. Mum and I... 12-28-2011, 04:37 AM

monster You shouldn't have said it,... 12-28-2011, 02:23 PM

Lola Bunny Bah!!! HUMBUG!!!! I'm being... 12-29-2011, 11:27 AM

DucksNuts Pretty much everything this... 12-30-2011, 05:14 AM

Aliantha Must be something in the... 12-30-2011, 05:55 AM

bluecuracao I was supposed to got food... 01-05-2012, 04:22 PM

Pete Zicato I've got a thread or... 01-06-2012, 01:36 PM

Undertoad Depends on what the "or... 01-06-2012, 02:17 PM

it i am working on an article... 01-06-2012, 06:27 PM

DucksNuts My Nissan Murano power... 01-06-2012, 11:46 PM

xoxoxoBruce It's easier to steer if you... 01-07-2012, 12:07 AM

infinite monkey My arm. I scratched it in... 01-07-2012, 12:12 PM

zippyt better get checked for Rabies... 01-07-2012, 12:43 PM

jimhelm WOW. damn. 01-07-2012, 12:54 PM

footfootfoot hilarious. CHAMPING!... 01-07-2012, 01:15 PM

Sundae Ooh Infi! As in the other... 01-09-2012, 12:37 PM

infinite monkey Yes, sounds about right. Its... 01-09-2012, 12:54 PM

it so i am finding out a... 01-09-2012, 01:06 PM

DucksNuts You have a hand ;) Its... 01-10-2012, 05:02 AM

it Your only saying that because... 01-10-2012, 06:31 AM

Clodfobble People who are too stupid to... 01-09-2012, 05:51 PM

Aliantha lol...poor people. Maybe... 01-09-2012, 05:58 PM

infinite monkey I am a dodo bird. I do better... 01-10-2012, 11:43 AM

Sundae Ouch. I had a silmilar... 01-10-2012, 11:58 AM

infinite monkey Soup is a standby here too!... 01-10-2012, 12:02 PM

Sundae My long lost friend once... 01-10-2012, 12:10 PM

infinite monkey Oh...no, CD I just wasn't... 01-10-2012, 12:20 PM

Sundae I'll have to try to remember... 01-10-2012, 12:28 PM

infinite monkey Oh yeah, I have a lot of... 01-10-2012, 12:34 PM

infinite monkey Jezus Bob, Clown Colleges... 01-10-2012, 01:26 PM

ZenGum was prominently displayed in... 01-10-2012, 06:25 PM

footfootfoot I broke my glasses last night. 01-11-2012, 09:00 AM

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infinite monkey Before and after (Only... 01-11-2012, 09:06 AM

footfootfoot That is too true. Thankfully... 01-11-2012, 09:53 AM

Pete Zicato Wait a few years. 01-11-2012, 12:46 PM

glatt I have about a six inch depth... 01-11-2012, 12:52 PM

footfootfoot I'm 51, I can still see close... 01-11-2012, 12:54 PM

Pete Zicato Whippersnapper. I had... 01-11-2012, 02:14 PM

infinite monkey I'm farsighted. I can see for... 01-11-2012, 12:24 PM

footfootfoot Are the Eiffel Tower and the... 01-11-2012, 12:53 PM

infinite monkey Yes, the Eiffel Tower at... 01-11-2012, 12:59 PM

infinite monkey Update: the arm that I tried... 01-11-2012, 12:58 PM

monster ...turned into a headache,... 01-25-2012, 08:21 AM

infinite monkey Makes you want to stick a... 01-25-2012, 08:27 AM

monster oh the eye thing is pretty... 01-25-2012, 08:36 AM

plthijinx on the phone as i type this... 01-25-2012, 05:29 PM

BigV ... "epitome" 01-25-2012, 05:34 PM

plthijinx fuck the irs. i feel like... 01-25-2012, 05:40 PM

classicman Make payments - send them a... 01-25-2012, 08:41 PM

footfootfoot One of the things I have to... 01-28-2012, 11:29 AM

plthijinx no it's not. cheers mate! 01-28-2012, 03:31 PM

Sundae I am irritated at myself for... 02-03-2012, 01:38 PM

HungLikeJesus I sometimes purposefully... 02-03-2012, 01:39 PM

Sundae I did that recently! I gave... 02-03-2012, 01:43 PM

HungLikeJesus Notice that I purposefully... 02-03-2012, 01:54 PM

Sundae Some problem with the... 02-04-2012, 01:16 PM

infinite monkey A blanket (not a good one... 02-04-2012, 04:54 PM

footfootfoot http://fixitnow.com/ <--check... 02-05-2012, 05:07 PM

infinite monkey That's a cool website (and... 02-06-2012, 08:54 AM

PaperClip

glatt 37229 The historic Old Post... 02-08-2012, 07:45 AM

Clodfobble Maybe look on craigslist for... 02-05-2012, 10:03 AM

infinite monkey Good advice. I tend to get... 02-05-2012, 02:28 PM

Sundae Clod is especially good at... 02-05-2012, 02:52 PM

infinite monkey *giggles* Thank fsm it... 02-05-2012, 02:53 PM

plthijinx I.M. , i can be the... 02-05-2012, 08:12 PM

infinite monkey Thanks for the link, foot. :)... 02-05-2012, 09:19 PM

infinite monkey My gawd. Can we kick him... 02-08-2012, 10:22 AM

classicman Link... 02-08-2012, 11:04 AM

Sundae Have to say that gets my... 02-08-2012, 11:16 AM

infinite monkey They should raze Trump's head... 02-08-2012, 11:18 AM

Griff Merlin (my 10 year old... 02-10-2012, 04:35 PM

Aliantha Always a good idea to check... 02-10-2012, 06:34 PM

tw With all this talk about tic... 02-10-2012, 09:25 PM

footfootfoot Sorry for you, glad after a... 02-10-2012, 10:39 PM

glatt Sorry, Griff 02-10-2012, 09:09 PM

Aliantha Just to update any of you who... 02-11-2012, 01:10 AM

classicman glad to hear it Ali. :) 02-11-2012, 09:39 AM

glatt Watching the academy awards,... 02-26-2012, 08:04 PM

classicman I had it on in the other... 02-26-2012, 08:08 PM

fargon We have it on mute with... 02-26-2012, 08:22 PM

glatt I was looking for vindication... 02-26-2012, 08:50 PM

Aliantha People who want to make a... 02-28-2012, 12:01 AM

classicman Yes, I do. Finally I beat... 02-28-2012, 12:08 AM

Aliantha lol....I wasn't talking about... 02-28-2012, 12:24 AM

classicman Too late - I won, I won, I... 02-28-2012, 11:10 AM

it I am in a weird place right... 02-28-2012, 12:36 PM

glatt Give it a little time. ... 02-28-2012, 12:42 PM

classicman Good advice. First off its... 02-28-2012, 04:10 PM

monster I can't shift the water in my... 03-02-2012, 12:15 PM

plthijinx have you tried engaging the... 03-02-2012, 12:22 PM

monster I did, but they just weren't... 03-02-2012, 12:59 PM

infinite monkey :lol2: 03-02-2012, 01:01 PM

Sundae Irritating today? An issue... 03-02-2012, 01:31 PM

limey I'm having that trouble, too.... 03-02-2012, 04:39 PM

ZenGum I hear superglue is good for... 03-02-2012, 04:46 PM

HungLikeJesus Or preventing the entrance of... 03-02-2012, 05:14 PM

Aliantha aqua ear? Maybe try... 03-02-2012, 07:19 PM

monster Tumble turns sounds so....... 03-02-2012, 08:13 PM

plthijinx maybe it's microscopic... 03-02-2012, 08:55 PM

footfootfoot I was turning a walnut bowl... 03-02-2012, 10:28 PM

BigV oooooouuuuuch.... what... 03-03-2012, 02:13 PM

footfootfoot Oh there was a tool involved,... 03-04-2012, 10:40 AM

Aliantha Ouch! 03-03-2012, 12:25 AM

Clodfobble Got a crudely folded up piece... 03-03-2012, 08:00 AM

Griff Chuck e Cheese *shudder* I... 03-03-2012, 08:38 AM

HungLikeJesus Cheesey Chuck. 03-03-2012, 09:11 AM

ZenGum So, having just taken my car... 03-03-2012, 05:38 PM

Griff I had a dumbass local... 03-04-2012, 11:07 AM

Aliantha lol...sounds like they got... 03-03-2012, 07:05 PM

Sundae I overcooked my challah.... 03-04-2012, 02:33 PM

wolf Knock the burnt bits off with... 03-07-2012, 04:05 PM

ZenGum So I took the car back to the... 03-04-2012, 07:10 PM

elSicomoro My car is out of commission... 03-04-2012, 07:26 PM

classicman Trans shot on one car this am... 03-04-2012, 07:47 PM

ZenGum Fuck this shit. I'm turning... 03-04-2012, 07:50 PM

elSicomoro There's a large Amish... 03-04-2012, 10:34 PM

Aliantha At least you all know what... 03-04-2012, 08:08 PM

infinite monkey Someone hit and run, in a... 03-04-2012, 08:14 PM

ZenGum or they're just a dick and... 03-04-2012, 08:16 PM

infinite monkey By the way, Zen. My Beetle... 03-04-2012, 08:19 PM

HungLikeJesus Have you forgotten the Great... 03-04-2012, 09:30 PM

infinite monkey What was so great about it?... 03-04-2012, 09:32 PM

Aliantha Well thankfully it was our... 03-04-2012, 08:30 PM

classicman Human population reduction 03-04-2012, 09:37 PM

ZenGum Like, dinner and a sermon? 03-04-2012, 10:38 PM

elSicomoro I've got the heaters in my... 03-04-2012, 11:00 PM

Clodfobble Friend of mine used to drive... 03-05-2012, 08:24 AM

monster didn't the insurance company... 03-05-2012, 08:29 AM

Beest what was his deductable? ... 03-05-2012, 08:41 AM

footfootfoot I'm guessing the accidents... 03-05-2012, 11:03 AM

infinite monkey Nice to get run over by a... 03-05-2012, 11:07 AM

monster Are most states not "No... 03-05-2012, 11:16 AM

classicman Nope. For example, if the... 03-05-2012, 01:35 PM

Clodfobble This. He was a good driver,... 03-05-2012, 06:30 PM

Aliantha I'm not sure if it's amusing... 03-05-2012, 06:33 PM

sexobon Kissing might muss their... 03-05-2012, 07:33 PM

monster Why be irritated when you can... 03-05-2012, 10:08 PM

footfootfoot what'd I miss? 03-05-2012, 11:43 PM

sexobon When we last left our... 03-06-2012, 01:28 AM

footfootfoot HOF! :notworthy 03-06-2012, 11:42 AM

Aliantha Obviously the psychopath... 03-05-2012, 11:46 PM

classicman lol 03-06-2012, 12:26 AM

Aliantha :lol2: 03-06-2012, 02:52 AM

ZenGum :notworthy 03-06-2012, 04:03 AM

infinite monkey Oh puh. I totally could have... 03-06-2012, 11:52 AM

footfootfoot I didn't realize you were... 03-06-2012, 12:11 PM

infinite monkey :D No way. That's my... 03-06-2012, 12:12 PM

monster y u not haf 3 cars, then? 03-06-2012, 12:41 PM

infinite monkey I do have 3 cars, just not... 03-06-2012, 12:50 PM

monster my brain hurts 03-06-2012, 01:10 PM

infinite monkey My back hurts. 03-06-2012, 01:12 PM

monster GO. TO. THE. DOCTOR. 03-06-2012, 01:16 PM

infinite monkey I am, leaving at... 03-06-2012, 01:18 PM

monster good 03-06-2012, 01:35 PM

Griff How'd it go? 03-06-2012, 08:17 PM

classicman They must have given her pain... 03-06-2012, 08:39 PM

HungLikeJesus I told you she had brain... 03-06-2012, 09:16 PM

jimhelm Its balmy out. I have an... 03-07-2012, 01:08 PM

wolf I made a terrible mistake... 03-07-2012, 04:11 PM

Spexxvet Naw, just amputate at the... 03-07-2012, 04:14 PM

Blueflare My neighbours. Their contract... 03-07-2012, 05:43 PM

HungLikeJesus Maybe one of these will do:... 03-07-2012, 06:07 PM

infinite monkey Bollocks! I totally... 03-07-2012, 06:45 PM

kerosene I have a few items to put in... 03-07-2012, 09:29 PM

infinite monkey Loud people drive me crazy.... 03-07-2012, 05:48 PM

Clodfobble WTF? Landlord has a key,... 03-07-2012, 05:50 PM

footfootfoot OMG you are SOOOO in Texas it... 03-07-2012, 06:01 PM

Blueflare Yeah, she can't just go in... 03-07-2012, 06:38 PM

infinite monkey Oh HALE no. 30 day notice.... 03-07-2012, 05:52 PM

footfootfoot Shiksas cooking Challah?... 03-07-2012, 05:57 PM

Clodfobble In retrospect, I think all of... 03-07-2012, 06:00 PM

infinite monkey heeheee...that'd be a... 03-07-2012, 06:02 PM

monster I see the dupe..... 03-07-2012, 09:16 PM

monster The band teacher -in her... 03-07-2012, 09:23 PM

Clodfobble JFC! Apparently we do live in... 03-07-2012, 09:26 PM

ZenGum Could you dye the white ones... 03-07-2012, 09:27 PM

monster I could, but I fear the... 03-07-2012, 10:26 PM

Griff As Ben Franklin said,... 03-08-2012, 05:29 AM

footfootfoot As Abe Lincoln once said,... 03-08-2012, 07:28 PM

Griff or that the quote is... 03-09-2012, 05:48 AM

HungLikeJesus That's what I was thinking -... 03-07-2012, 09:29 PM

ZenGum Bleach the kids, so the... 03-07-2012, 10:18 PM

footfootfoot I think we should petition UT... 03-08-2012, 11:08 AM

monster you could have the photo comp... 03-08-2012, 11:56 AM

HungLikeJesus You cannot petition the lord... 03-08-2012, 12:36 PM

footfootfoot How about sanctuary? can you... 03-08-2012, 04:35 PM

HungLikeJesus To summarize, we need sub... 03-08-2012, 05:58 PM

infinite monkey Headquarters, or henry quirk?... 03-08-2012, 06:03 PM

HungLikeJesus You're quick. I didn't know... 03-08-2012, 07:30 PM

Blueflare I need somewhere I can sit... 03-09-2012, 05:26 PM

Aliantha Why don't you get one of... 03-09-2012, 05:33 PM

Blueflare Hmm, those kinds of tables... 03-10-2012, 07:15 AM

ZenGum Lying on the bed with the... 03-10-2012, 05:06 PM

DucksNuts Wrist problems? I know what... 07-18-2012, 05:19 PM

Blueflare No worries, I built myself a... 03-10-2012, 05:41 PM

monster beest built me a stand for my... 03-10-2012, 09:58 PM

Blueflare I don't really see what would... 03-11-2012, 02:24 PM

ZenGum The screen should be at eye... 03-11-2012, 06:49 PM

zippyt Lap tops are cool , but... 03-11-2012, 02:51 PM

monster ......and touchpad scrolling... 03-11-2012, 07:20 PM

Griff Bloody time change. 03-12-2012, 05:18 AM

Blueflare I don't hunch... The... 03-12-2012, 11:50 AM

monster Whatever you say. :) ... 03-12-2012, 01:12 PM

plthijinx so for the first time since... 03-12-2012, 06:00 PM

kerosene Texas Atty General is... 03-16-2012, 12:33 PM

classicman Hang in there. You got a... 03-12-2012, 11:04 PM

Aliantha Just think about your... 03-13-2012, 01:43 AM

Aliantha I am so sick of feeling... 03-13-2012, 04:06 AM

Aliantha I am so sick of feeling... 03-13-2012, 04:11 AM

Trilby I'm sorry you feel so crappy... 03-13-2012, 07:37 AM

Aliantha Thanks Bri. I'll get there.... 03-13-2012, 09:40 PM

BigV boy... am I tired of washing... 03-15-2012, 08:04 PM

footfootfoot When I brewed beer I quickly... 03-16-2012, 07:44 AM

Clodfobble I first read that as, "And... 03-15-2012, 09:13 PM

ZenGum The boss/head mechanic of... 03-19-2012, 07:29 PM

monster school notification at 6:45... 03-19-2012, 08:04 PM

DanaC The never ending stream of... 03-20-2012, 02:54 PM

sexobon OMG! I have a key insight... 03-20-2012, 05:28 PM

ZenGum .. a simple step by step... 03-20-2012, 06:23 PM

HungLikeJesus What's worse is that they... 03-20-2012, 07:16 PM

ZenGum I think some are more silly... 03-20-2012, 07:33 PM

HungLikeJesus You mean like the one with... 03-20-2012, 07:56 PM

ZenGum Dunno, what do scientologists... 03-20-2012, 07:59 PM

HungLikeJesus http://img.izismile.com/img/im... 03-20-2012, 08:01 PM

Blueflare I got a presciption for some... 03-21-2012, 09:00 AM

infinite monkey It's probably in the bottom... 03-21-2012, 09:06 AM

glatt You probably put them... 03-21-2012, 09:10 AM

HungLikeJesus If it's a competition, I lose. 03-21-2012, 09:25 AM

Blueflare I'm sure I never took them... 03-21-2012, 11:15 AM

BigV I feel your pain. I made a... 03-22-2012, 07:51 PM

Lamplighter Do you think you need to... 03-22-2012, 07:53 PM

monster Obama-Drama? :bolt: 03-22-2012, 08:21 PM

Clodfobble Are they in your pocket?... 03-21-2012, 05:53 PM

footfootfoot You will probably find them... 03-21-2012, 07:04 PM

monster That's a bummer. My usual... 03-21-2012, 07:48 PM

DanaC Most stuff you can return for... 03-22-2012, 06:53 AM

Clodfobble Life drama. Guh. It's the... 03-22-2012, 07:51 AM

infinite monkey DON'T DO IT. Or do. Or... 03-22-2012, 07:56 AM

Clodfobble It ain't me. It's the... 03-22-2012, 06:20 PM

infinite monkey haggis. The drama-llama. That... 03-22-2012, 06:47 PM

Clodfobble I didn't make it up myself,... 03-22-2012, 07:06 PM

infinite monkey Como se llama: what is the... 03-22-2012, 07:24 PM

Aliantha It might be from the show... 03-22-2012, 07:28 PM

ZenGum There's a whole theme here. ... 03-22-2012, 07:30 PM

footfootfoot Spite kite Mean mistreatah... 03-23-2012, 02:11 PM

infinite monkey Mean Cuss Platypus ... 03-23-2012, 02:24 PM

Aliantha I think I have a cold coming... 03-28-2012, 09:09 PM

Sundae Ditto. Can't do the sunshine... 03-30-2012, 01:22 PM

Spexxvet Patient has been doing... 03-31-2012, 08:48 AM

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footfootfoot Rather than start a new... 03-28-2012, 09:44 PM

Clodfobble I'm not trying to cause... 03-29-2012, 07:41 AM

Griff I'm afraid footie knows as... 03-29-2012, 05:43 PM

limey :neutral: So do I. In... 03-29-2012, 08:00 AM

ZenGum Did you look in the sewing... 03-29-2012, 08:05 AM

footfootfoot That's missing too. 03-29-2012, 09:14 AM

Big Sarge zombies...... 03-29-2012, 08:20 AM

Blueflare I never did find those eye... 03-29-2012, 09:50 AM

monster Finally got Words With... 03-30-2012, 06:57 AM

ZenGum Did you try to play COLOUR or... 03-30-2012, 07:02 AM

monster bUT i WAS PLAYING WITH... 03-30-2012, 07:18 AM

SteveDallas Isn't the correct spelling... 03-30-2012, 10:36 AM

monster :lol: yes, but this is the... 03-30-2012, 12:01 PM

SteveDallas First, it should be "u is not... 03-30-2012, 12:10 PM

ZenGum OMG terrorist links! 03-30-2012, 07:41 AM

BigV His future must be so... 03-31-2012, 04:25 PM

monster The person who writes the... 04-05-2012, 08:46 PM

Aliantha I went outside to play with... 04-06-2012, 02:37 AM

DanaC Oww Ali. Calamine any good? 04-06-2012, 05:10 AM

Aliantha Nothing much is any use Dana.... 04-06-2012, 05:58 PM

SteveDallas After riding my bike 2.5... 04-13-2012, 08:01 PM

zippyt I stopped for a drink of... 04-14-2012, 12:40 AM

SteveDallas No time, I was too busy lying... 04-14-2012, 10:26 AM

jimhelm Eat a banana, drink pickle... 04-14-2012, 01:32 PM

Sundae Just read this and... 04-14-2012, 01:34 PM

DanaC I'm still getting twinges in... 04-14-2012, 05:13 PM

monster Pilates. No, it's not... 04-14-2012, 05:20 PM

Aliantha Yep, pilates will help... 04-14-2012, 06:17 PM

ZenGum It's even better if you do it... 04-14-2012, 07:24 PM

Aliantha key lago, montego? 04-14-2012, 07:50 PM

ZenGum baby why don't we go ... 04-14-2012, 08:02 PM

Aliantha down to cocomo... (is this... 04-14-2012, 08:11 PM

ZenGum It was awesome until you... 04-14-2012, 08:38 PM

infinite monkey She had me at Key Lago. ;) 04-15-2012, 02:30 PM

Aliantha lol...I knew I'd get that one... 04-14-2012, 09:16 PM

Sundae OMG I loved that song! It... 04-15-2012, 11:32 AM

Trilby Um...honey? You DO know that... 04-15-2012, 11:45 AM

Sundae Actually, he came in the pub... 04-15-2012, 12:14 PM

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glatt A friend of mine is an... 04-23-2012, 10:36 AM

monster I know everyone will lob... 04-23-2012, 03:01 PM

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classicman Fair enough, what is the... 04-23-2012, 03:51 PM

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DanaC Who, me or monster? 04-23-2012, 03:48 PM

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BigV SAVE YOUR MONEY GODDAMMIT!!!! 04-24-2012, 09:14 AM

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BigV Let me guess. You're playing... 04-25-2012, 02:32 AM

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BigV You know what they say about... 05-01-2012, 12:09 AM

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BigV they can't run around if they... 05-01-2012, 10:55 AM

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infinite monkey Duct tape ... 05-01-2012, 11:21 AM

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infinite monkey Meh. It's just tape. Of... 05-01-2012, 02:46 PM

monster :p: 05-01-2012, 03:17 PM

infinite monkey :daffyduckbouncingaroundonhish... 05-01-2012, 03:18 PM

monster :... 05-01-2012, 03:23 PM

Sundae I was cross for about a year... 05-03-2012, 12:14 PM

Blueflare The fridge part of our old... 05-05-2012, 07:12 AM

DanaC That would be my strategy :p... 05-05-2012, 07:17 AM

limey Mattress. Sent by... 05-06-2012, 02:33 PM

DanaC Bitch, I just choked on my... 05-06-2012, 03:58 PM

footfootfoot Plumbing is not actually a... 05-06-2012, 03:57 PM

BigV "It's an adventure!" 05-11-2012, 11:37 AM

jimhelm beardruff. holy shit. it's... 05-11-2012, 01:19 PM

infinite monkey I'm giggling at this image of... 05-11-2012, 01:26 PM

jimhelm and you're not far from the... 05-11-2012, 02:28 PM

infinite monkey My friend has a really tall... 05-11-2012, 02:34 PM

SteveDallas I had a fun visit with my... 05-15-2012, 09:47 AM

glatt And he never noticed it in a... 05-15-2012, 10:27 AM

SteveDallas He says the surface evidence... 05-15-2012, 11:52 AM

classicman SD - from my bro the doctor -... 05-16-2012, 07:54 PM

SteveDallas Yeah, that's where we're at.... 05-17-2012, 12:03 AM

classicman Free second opinion offered... 05-17-2012, 12:06 PM

SteveDallas Thanks, I'm good. I trust my... 05-17-2012, 02:26 PM

classicman no prob. Good luck with... 05-17-2012, 08:47 PM

bluecuracao Today, yesterday and... 05-18-2012, 08:29 PM

Nirvana stinging nettles ... 05-18-2012, 10:51 PM

BigV While they are prickly to... 05-19-2012, 05:05 PM

wolf Strangely, the process was... 05-21-2012, 11:03 PM

Blueflare Have to fill out an... 05-19-2012, 08:47 AM

wolf In my bit of the U.S. we have... 05-21-2012, 11:10 PM

wolf To be fair, this policy did... 05-22-2012, 12:33 PM

TheMercenary 2 days of work before... 05-19-2012, 09:13 PM

sad_winslow I was mildly irritated by two... 05-19-2012, 10:42 PM

wolf Summer is coming, which, in... 05-21-2012, 11:19 PM

wolf Oh, hell, I forgot what I... 05-21-2012, 11:27 PM

Trilby Allergies. AND it's gonna... 05-22-2012, 09:52 AM

Blueflare It's too warm. And I'm not... 05-22-2012, 11:51 AM

DanaC because you're British, babe:p 05-22-2012, 12:22 PM

morethanpretty My hands are too shaky to do... 05-23-2012, 06:50 PM

monster If life hands you lemons,... 05-23-2012, 07:19 PM

infinite monkey No one else on earth does... 05-23-2012, 07:46 PM

Blueflare I just casually went to go on... 05-27-2012, 08:52 AM

Sundae A couple of weeks back I... 06-06-2012, 07:00 AM

monster Will be running around like a... 06-08-2012, 07:02 AM

Blueflare Arg, trying to teach my dad... 06-13-2012, 06:45 AM

monster So why did you buy him a... 06-13-2012, 07:01 AM

Blueflare He has to use it in order to... 06-13-2012, 07:06 AM

monster ugh. Sounds like a recipe... 06-13-2012, 07:10 AM

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Aliantha Yeah we did that as much as... 06-20-2012, 05:01 PM

BigV mildly irritating, upsetting,... 06-22-2012, 04:59 PM

infinite monkey Saturday In my cube I guess... 06-23-2012, 07:22 AM

infinite monkey Or: Infinite Monkey's... 06-23-2012, 08:45 AM

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DanaC *laughs* That describes... 07-13-2012, 04:39 AM

Aliantha Tonight after footy, which... 07-13-2012, 08:05 AM

BigV just to be clear.... he... 07-13-2012, 11:21 AM

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Aliantha thats right classic. i am... 07-13-2012, 06:12 PM

BigV yikes. 07-13-2012, 07:49 PM

SteveDallas This fucking coffee table we... 07-13-2012, 08:50 PM

Aliantha I hate putting flat packed... 07-13-2012, 08:54 PM

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BigV well, I wouldn't worry about... 07-18-2012, 11:36 AM

DanaC Ach, that sucks Ali. It'll... 07-18-2012, 11:38 AM

Aliantha Naughty boy! 07-19-2012, 02:58 AM

ZenGum ... and be sure to close the... 07-19-2012, 06:06 AM

DucksNuts Patience testing little... 07-20-2012, 03:35 AM

ZenGum Yeah, bloody Gillard. ... 07-20-2012, 06:01 AM

DucksNuts You all voted for her!!! 07-20-2012, 08:59 PM

ZenGum (a) what you mean "you"? ... 07-21-2012, 12:01 AM

DucksNuts I meant exactly what I said!!... 07-21-2012, 04:51 PM

Aliantha I didn't vote for her. It... 07-21-2012, 09:00 PM

ZenGum Remember, the libs/nats... 07-21-2012, 09:10 PM

DucksNuts lah lah laaaaaaa....I cant... 07-22-2012, 06:33 AM

Griff Came home to find Pete's... 07-25-2012, 04:28 PM

Clodfobble How big was the wheel? I'd be... 07-25-2012, 05:40 PM

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glatt This is a really mild... 07-26-2012, 08:51 AM

BigV Listening to Marketplace this... 07-26-2012, 10:10 AM

DanaC J. Turned up at my house... 07-26-2012, 02:40 PM

Sundae Oh chick that's so shitty. I... 07-26-2012, 03:06 PM

DanaC Ach, I know. I am slightly... 07-26-2012, 03:13 PM

orthodoc Ach, triggering, Dana. He has... 07-26-2012, 07:33 PM

Clodfobble It amuses me that you are... 07-26-2012, 06:57 PM

Sundae And to add some more leaven -... 07-27-2012, 03:32 AM

DanaC Thanks guys :) I felt a... 07-27-2012, 04:34 AM

Lamplighter Here in the US, they tie... 07-27-2012, 07:58 AM

Ms. Sexton my boyfriends new... 07-27-2012, 11:04 AM

xoxoxoBruce What's wrong with it? 07-28-2012, 08:38 AM

classicman ...or onto a trampoline. 07-27-2012, 02:08 PM

Sundae My whole right hand is... 07-28-2012, 06:48 AM

Trilby I think you should go to the... 07-28-2012, 06:57 AM

ZenGum Not antibiotics, but possibly... 07-28-2012, 07:13 AM

DanaC Go and get it looked at.... 07-28-2012, 08:34 AM

Sundae Nah. Although all I say is... 07-28-2012, 02:24 PM

Griff Fog on the river Shindagan... 07-28-2012, 04:09 PM

Aliantha I would go with the anti... 07-28-2012, 05:17 PM

Sundae It's much better this... 07-29-2012, 05:36 AM

Aliantha Well, we would recommend... 07-29-2012, 05:58 PM

DanaC Harsh! 07-29-2012, 06:04 PM

Aliantha It's a harsh land Dana. ;) 07-29-2012, 06:08 PM

Sundae I'm not Gregor Samsa! 07-30-2012, 05:56 AM

SteveDallas I'm back at work after a... 07-30-2012, 02:01 PM

glatt Were you amused? 07-30-2012, 02:03 PM

SteveDallas I enjoyed most of it. 07-30-2012, 03:04 PM

Trilby Phone call from Mom: "Can... 07-30-2012, 02:48 PM

SteveDallas Trip to Disney World? ... 07-30-2012, 03:06 PM

glatt Pick your own sweet corn? 07-30-2012, 03:24 PM

ZenGum Piercing? 07-31-2012, 11:08 PM

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Clodfobble Whoever the doctor is, they... 07-30-2012, 06:01 PM

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Spexxvet Saw Sigur Ros at the Skyline... 07-31-2012, 10:36 AM

glatt I wonder why they had you out... 07-31-2012, 10:46 AM

Spexxvet I don't know why they chose... 07-31-2012, 11:58 AM

Trilby That's what I'm hoping. But... 08-01-2012, 07:50 AM

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Spexxvet It was. I have no criticism... 08-01-2012, 07:45 AM

Razzmatazz13 I logged into the cellar for... 08-01-2012, 12:57 AM

Aliantha just start blabbing. That's... 08-01-2012, 01:27 AM

Razzmatazz13 Thanks! I missed you all, I'm... 08-01-2012, 01:58 AM

Aliantha You have been missed Razz. ... 08-01-2012, 02:02 AM

DanaC Razzle!!!! *cheers* Hi... 08-01-2012, 06:01 AM

Razzmatazz13 Life is pretty good right... 08-04-2012, 10:01 PM

Sundae We're all irritable in my... 08-06-2012, 06:41 AM

Trilby Oh, Sundae, Sundae. I so... 08-06-2012, 07:18 AM

Sundae I'm calmer now. I should... 08-06-2012, 01:11 PM

classicman Gah. None of my business,... 08-06-2012, 02:11 PM

Sundae I cannot afford to move out.... 08-06-2012, 02:26 PM

classicman Fair enough. I don't... 08-06-2012, 02:48 PM

Sundae I take home approx £650 per... 08-06-2012, 03:25 PM

Undertoad Are the rents like that... 08-06-2012, 04:35 PM

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Clodfobble Man, that rent is harsh.... 08-06-2012, 10:11 PM

Aliantha If you want to be anywhere... 08-06-2012, 11:05 PM

xoxoxoBruce You won't find any $500... 08-07-2012, 12:19 AM

Sundae Nope, just because we're in... 08-07-2012, 04:07 AM

classicman nor here. But I'm not that... 08-07-2012, 12:54 AM

Sundae So I don't feel that I've led... 08-07-2012, 04:15 AM

Sundae So I don't feel that I've led... 08-07-2012, 04:20 AM

Trilby You're not moaning. It's... 08-07-2012, 06:49 AM

DanaC They've recently brought in... 08-07-2012, 02:25 PM

Trilby Is Mitt Romney over there? 08-09-2012, 07:14 AM

classicman but but but ... you have free... 08-08-2012, 11:51 PM

Sundae Yes :) Picked up... 08-09-2012, 04:20 AM

DanaC Hahahahahahah. No. He's new... 08-09-2012, 07:38 AM

Trilby So not only is Romney a... 08-09-2012, 07:42 AM

DanaC That's about the size of it,... 08-09-2012, 08:07 AM

Clodfobble My head still hurts. At... 08-17-2012, 02:22 PM

xoxoxoBruce You could have a fracture. A... 08-19-2012, 09:58 AM

Clodfobble They can't really treat that... 08-19-2012, 10:40 AM

xoxoxoBruce They would probably tell you... 08-19-2012, 04:24 PM

Aliantha I feel really crook today,... 08-21-2012, 07:28 PM

BigV well.... careful what you... 08-21-2012, 09:15 PM

Clodfobble Minifob got his teacher... 08-23-2012, 10:42 AM

glatt Assuming it's the same... 08-23-2012, 10:56 AM

plthijinx not going to make my trip to... 08-23-2012, 11:41 AM

Sundae Clod - allocating students... 08-23-2012, 12:12 PM

Clodfobble Like I said, I'm pleased with... 08-23-2012, 03:13 PM

Sundae Ahem. I couldn't possibly... 08-23-2012, 03:27 PM

BigV good luck to clan Clod. ... 08-23-2012, 11:29 PM

glatt Sorry, man. But I wish there... 08-24-2012, 07:21 AM

monster Are you euphemizing at all... 08-24-2012, 07:27 AM

plthijinx they don't do birthdays clod?... 08-23-2012, 11:42 PM

ZenGum V, at least you didn't get... 08-24-2012, 12:15 AM

BigV what???? 08-24-2012, 01:37 AM

DucksNuts ha 08-24-2012, 07:17 AM

BigV no. speaking literally. ... 08-24-2012, 10:17 AM

monster mucky pictures too? 08-24-2012, 10:24 AM

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BigV hopefully these will suffice... 08-24-2012, 10:50 AM

Clodfobble As a method for deciding who... 08-24-2012, 10:35 AM

glatt We had a big birthday cupcake... 08-24-2012, 10:45 AM

Clodfobble Admittedly, a few parents do... 08-24-2012, 12:44 PM

Sundae Key Stage 1 occasionally goes... 08-25-2012, 06:51 AM

glatt I just saw in the news this... 08-25-2012, 08:09 AM

Griff Think they'll appeal? 08-25-2012, 09:02 AM

glatt no question. But it's a... 08-25-2012, 01:44 PM

ZenGum V, try entering that... 08-24-2012, 08:55 PM

Clodfobble Are birthday parties (at a... 08-25-2012, 08:19 AM

Griff We have a no outside food... 08-25-2012, 08:52 AM

Sundae Yes & no. The school... 08-25-2012, 03:01 PM

Undertoad It's 2:48pm, and the Indian... 08-25-2012, 01:48 PM

Griff I really hated the whole real... 08-25-2012, 01:56 PM

Trilby Coffee is for closers! ... 08-25-2012, 02:25 PM

Clodfobble Toying with my emotions... I... 08-26-2012, 10:40 AM

footfootfoot How's that skull fracture... 08-26-2012, 07:18 PM

Sundae It's come up in conversation,... 08-26-2012, 10:43 AM

Clodfobble Yeah, I know. Pushing most... 08-26-2012, 01:56 PM

Aliantha I don't understand why most... 08-26-2012, 05:01 PM

Clodfobble Yeah, but at the same time,... 08-26-2012, 06:47 PM

Griff When I worked at the place... 08-26-2012, 07:31 PM

DucksNuts I just booked my car in to... 08-27-2012, 09:53 PM

Aliantha Well, I think that post could... 08-28-2012, 12:38 AM

DucksNuts Bet you've peed twice since... 08-28-2012, 01:17 AM

Aliantha haha...yeah. Not long now... 08-28-2012, 01:39 AM

Trilby My house was built in 1957... 08-28-2012, 06:12 AM

xoxoxoBruce You'll bet glad you have that... 08-28-2012, 03:42 PM

monster I came here to post what was... 08-28-2012, 10:22 PM

monster oooh I remembered. MIL... 08-28-2012, 11:14 PM

infinite monkey Omg. Too funny. Sounds like... 08-29-2012, 07:21 AM

Spexxvet Work phone rings. Me: Dr's... 08-29-2012, 09:24 AM

glatt At work, they upgraded me to... 08-30-2012, 01:29 PM

glatt Sunburn. I was so good all... 09-03-2012, 07:10 PM

Aliantha Sunburn sucks. Aloe Vera... 09-03-2012, 07:16 PM

xoxoxoBruce But half that weariness is... 09-03-2012, 07:27 PM

Clodfobble It's just the nesting... 09-03-2012, 07:35 PM

Aliantha Yeah, I know none of the... 09-03-2012, 07:44 PM

DucksNuts Jackson tore a big strip off... 09-10-2012, 05:46 PM

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limey Gradually rebuilding my... 09-11-2012, 10:25 AM

zippyt A fricken fracken 12Vdc din... 09-11-2012, 05:32 PM

DanaC Carrotchops is very lucky not... 09-13-2012, 03:29 AM

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BigV concept of it LOL ... 09-13-2012, 08:10 AM

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BigV You know better, of course,... 09-17-2012, 10:27 AM

DanaC No lancing hurrah! But I... 09-14-2012, 01:51 PM

Trilby sorry about ur finger. :( 09-14-2012, 02:42 PM

DanaC Thanks honey:) 09-14-2012, 03:12 PM

Aliantha Is that eczma related? The... 09-14-2012, 05:27 PM

Aliantha Oh yeah, and what's... 09-14-2012, 05:28 PM

DanaC Oh Ali, I missed your reply.... 09-15-2012, 05:21 PM

xoxoxoBruce Keep it warm and moist.... 09-15-2012, 06:02 PM

Aliantha Still in one piece. This... 09-15-2012, 07:25 PM

Sundae Bathe it in salt water - as... 09-16-2012, 03:32 AM

Trilby Looks like paronychia. ... 09-16-2012, 05:47 AM

Sundae Finger? It's a thumb! I... 09-16-2012, 05:52 AM

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DanaC Ha! Yep, that's what it is.... 09-16-2012, 06:18 AM

Trilby vics. Or percs. Or whatever... 09-16-2012, 06:28 AM

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Sundae Don't come here for the good... 09-16-2012, 07:35 AM

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SteveDallas I agree. :Flush: 11-09-2012, 01:17 PM

Aliantha Max has what I suspect is... 11-08-2012, 05:46 PM

Lola Bunny It's more annoying than... 11-11-2012, 12:29 AM

Lola Bunny The apps is tapatalk...lol.... 11-11-2012, 12:32 AM

sexobon Yummy yummy yummy she's got... 11-11-2012, 12:46 AM

Lola Bunny Haha....well, had dinner... 11-11-2012, 09:50 PM

infinite monkey The haughty librarian hacking... 11-24-2012, 11:01 AM

infinite monkey My back. The worst is... 12-04-2012, 07:59 AM

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SamIam Fuck those old hens and fuck... 12-04-2012, 11:47 AM

orthodoc Infi, sending out positive... 12-04-2012, 08:21 AM

infinite monkey Thanks. I appreciate it. I... 12-04-2012, 08:49 AM

DanaC Ouch honey, I feel your pain.... 12-04-2012, 10:52 AM

BigV sorry about your finger... 12-04-2012, 11:22 AM

infinite monkey Thanks you guys. :o I want... 12-04-2012, 02:28 PM

Undertoad IM, I am not a doctor or... 12-04-2012, 03:30 PM

infinite monkey I played the mom in "They Run... 12-04-2012, 03:46 PM

Aliantha Infi, you have heaps of... 12-04-2012, 06:47 PM

infinite monkey Oh golly gee willickers, this... 12-06-2012, 10:21 AM

infinite monkey Oh, and thanks Ali for your... 12-06-2012, 10:29 AM

BigV I do know. You described it... 12-06-2012, 10:31 AM

infinite monkey Hahahahaa! I promise I won't... 12-06-2012, 10:34 AM

footfootfoot Peter: Milton? Hi. Uh...... 12-06-2012, 11:31 AM

infinite monkey There you go. I bet there's a... 12-06-2012, 11:36 AM

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classicman Ohhhh C'mon IM. Send her a... 12-07-2012, 10:46 PM

ZenGum G'day, C-man! How are things? 12-07-2012, 11:34 PM

classicman They were good. Turned to... 12-08-2012, 12:04 AM

Aliantha Cheer up Classic. I still... 12-08-2012, 05:04 AM

ZenGum :( one of these days,... 12-08-2012, 05:10 AM

Aliantha I'm irritated that Dazza has... 12-08-2012, 05:14 AM

Sundae It seems to me that Finance... 12-08-2012, 07:52 AM

Trilby I'd hit the 'like' button if... 12-08-2012, 08:18 AM

Griff Serious question, am I... 12-08-2012, 06:42 PM

sexobon Not yet; but, don't complain... 12-08-2012, 07:29 PM

ZenGum There is - or was - a... 12-08-2012, 07:42 PM

Griff I've come close enough to... 12-08-2012, 08:02 PM

Trilby You've just described the... 12-09-2012, 05:46 AM

footfootfoot ZpW3orlfp7E 12-09-2012, 10:26 AM

ZenGum I think the main gender... 12-08-2012, 09:21 PM

Griff hmm... I've had this pain... 12-08-2012, 09:29 PM

DanaC I've worked in teams/settings... 12-09-2012, 05:31 AM

DanaC As a slight aside, i have to... 12-09-2012, 05:58 AM

ZenGum Well, I think what we have... 12-09-2012, 06:12 AM

DanaC Well said. As I said in... 12-09-2012, 06:19 AM

ZenGum Shit. She's onto us. 12-09-2012, 07:48 AM

infinite monkey This phone. I have lost two... 12-09-2012, 08:17 AM

infinite monkey Short posts 12-09-2012, 08:26 AM

infinite monkey This phone is going to... 12-09-2012, 08:27 AM

infinite monkey And i cant figure out how to... 12-09-2012, 08:28 AM

infinite monkey Not really gonna run over it... 12-09-2012, 08:37 AM

infinite monkey They want calls from another... 12-09-2012, 08:37 AM

infinite monkey The thing is the phone makes... 12-09-2012, 08:38 AM

orthodoc :lol2: According to that, I... 12-09-2012, 01:01 PM

Aliantha Max found a gummi pizza in... 12-11-2012, 07:28 PM

xoxoxoBruce That's what you get for not... 12-11-2012, 11:02 PM

Aliantha Yucky! I don't like gummy... 12-11-2012, 11:03 PM

infinite monkey Thank you. I thought I was... 12-12-2012, 07:38 AM

DanaC Wine gums are nice. 12-12-2012, 10:25 AM

Sundae Dad. Yes I get that he is... 12-15-2012, 05:55 AM

Trilby you got 'excessive sneezing'... 12-15-2012, 05:58 AM

Sundae No, honestly. I have a... 12-15-2012, 01:29 PM

orthodoc My ex has it; I don't. All... 12-15-2012, 02:20 PM

DanaC Well...ya learn a new thing... 12-16-2012, 05:02 AM

ZenGum I think Sir Isaac Newton had... 12-16-2012, 05:34 AM

Clodfobble I've got it, but only in... 12-16-2012, 08:42 AM

footfootfoot I thought everyone had that.... 12-16-2012, 08:52 AM

Sundae Mine is really quite extreme.... 12-16-2012, 02:26 PM

ZenGum Don't you wish there was a... 12-16-2012, 05:00 PM

footfootfoot I saw this post again and I... 01-15-2013, 11:16 AM

Nirvana Nice to see you're putting... 01-15-2013, 02:17 PM

footfootfoot I thought as much. I really... 01-15-2013, 03:39 PM

orthodoc That could be quite... 12-16-2012, 05:11 PM

ZenGum Like, when you blink? ... 12-16-2012, 05:15 PM

orthodoc Not quite that sensitive! I... 12-16-2012, 05:24 PM

Clodfobble Yeah, cuz he'd always be... 12-16-2012, 06:17 PM

ZenGum Blindfold for her, lights for... 12-16-2012, 06:40 PM

orthodoc There you go, all problems... 12-16-2012, 06:47 PM

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BigV Or maybe tha's just a signal... 12-17-2012, 12:24 PM

footfootfoot There was some woman who... 12-17-2012, 10:41 AM

footfootfoot http://www.dailymail.co.uk/new... 12-18-2012, 06:00 AM

Sundae V, I think you have got sex... 12-18-2012, 04:15 AM

footfootfoot pure gold 12-18-2012, 05:56 AM

orthodoc Wow. I'd not heard of that... 12-18-2012, 06:46 AM

ZenGum I have a cold. It is hot.... 01-06-2013, 12:04 AM

morethanpretty Oh poor Zen. I hope its... 01-06-2013, 06:50 AM

glatt My wife's been in bed for the... 01-06-2013, 07:37 AM

Pete Zicato I read recently that the flu... 01-06-2013, 01:34 PM

footfootfoot Well there were more people... 01-06-2013, 02:27 PM

DanaC Not to mention a more mobile... 01-06-2013, 05:17 PM

ZenGum ... that was already stressed... 01-06-2013, 06:07 PM

orthodoc We're just a mutation away... 01-07-2013, 07:48 AM

glatt Should you get a flu shot if... 01-07-2013, 08:10 AM

jimhelm Would you feel better if it... 01-07-2013, 11:24 AM

footfootfoot I'm not fully sold on flu... 01-07-2013, 12:50 PM

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glatt I was doing them religiously... 01-07-2013, 01:09 PM

ZenGum Yeah, um, I did just get... 01-07-2013, 06:12 PM

Aliantha Woodford? 01-07-2013, 07:57 PM

ZenGum That's far too mainstream! ... 01-07-2013, 09:00 PM

Aliantha Kinky bugger aren't you? ... 01-07-2013, 10:41 PM

jimhelm Just wash your hands and... 01-07-2013, 12:51 PM

Pete Zicato And don't touch your eyes or... 01-07-2013, 12:57 PM

footfootfoot And I never leave my plastic... 01-07-2013, 12:56 PM

classicman I've never gotten a flu shot.... 01-07-2013, 07:12 PM

orthodoc It's okay to get a flu shot... 01-07-2013, 08:39 PM

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footfootfoot I've got one of these and I... 01-08-2013, 03:09 PM

Undertoad I'm in the goddamn petri dish... 01-07-2013, 08:55 PM

classicman ... sounds like a few Dead... 01-07-2013, 10:03 PM

ZenGum Wear that on the subway and... 01-08-2013, 05:11 PM

footfootfoot Should I also wear my tyvek... 01-08-2013, 06:08 PM

ZenGum Bedouin robes. 01-08-2013, 06:34 PM

Aliantha My hair is falling out. ... 01-13-2013, 08:35 PM

Chocolatl Oh no! Hang in there, Ali... 01-13-2013, 08:38 PM

Aliantha haha...we make a nice pair... 01-13-2013, 08:43 PM

Sundae Can I make it a trio. Mine... 01-14-2013, 02:33 PM

footfootfoot I don't miss what I've never... 01-14-2013, 03:10 PM

Aliantha Sundae, it happens after... 01-14-2013, 03:25 PM

Sundae Oh I know chick. I worked in... 01-14-2013, 03:54 PM

Aliantha haha...yeah. New hair colour... 01-14-2013, 04:02 PM

BigV It's 1:41am and I have... 01-15-2013, 03:43 AM

Sundae I smell. According to Mum.... 01-16-2013, 07:32 AM

Trilby I'm so sorry but I'm laughing... 01-16-2013, 08:16 AM

Big Sarge i still love you even if i... 01-16-2013, 07:37 AM

Sundae Actually, that was how she... 01-16-2013, 07:44 AM

Clodfobble It could be detoxification.... 01-16-2013, 07:44 AM

monster Could be related to the hair... 01-16-2013, 07:58 AM

footfootfoot I agree with clodfobble, but... 01-16-2013, 10:00 AM

monster Sorry, Sundae, but it... 01-16-2013, 10:06 AM

infinite monkey I was reading a book... 01-16-2013, 10:10 AM

Sundae Awwww. I feel a bit bad for... 01-16-2013, 10:37 AM

Lola Bunny Sundae, your mom sounds like... 01-16-2013, 10:42 AM

Sundae Reading Amy Tan's books... 01-16-2013, 11:07 AM

Clodfobble As if. You know you fawn like... 01-16-2013, 11:07 AM

Trilby I was just gonna say that. ... 01-16-2013, 11:28 AM

footfootfoot Well there's the pot calling... 01-16-2013, 01:15 PM

infinite monkey Ha! No, he fawns all the time... 01-16-2013, 11:09 AM

infinite monkey He's a fawner. He likes to... 01-16-2013, 11:33 AM

footfootfoot urite, when urite, urite.... 01-16-2013, 01:15 PM

Lola Bunny I say sorry quickly just to... 01-16-2013, 12:05 PM

xoxoxoBruce Change it to, "Sorry to hear... 01-16-2013, 10:51 PM

Trilby Hey! Who do I fawn and sync... 01-17-2013, 06:27 AM

footfootfoot So what? Are you saying that... 01-17-2013, 11:17 AM

Trilby typical man man-move: trying... 01-17-2013, 11:24 AM

footfootfoot 28KyH97z3vI 01-17-2013, 12:38 PM

Big Sarge your mom might be your worst... 01-17-2013, 06:55 AM

Clodfobble It's true; I'm really more of... 01-18-2013, 12:13 PM

xoxoxoBruce :lol2: 01-18-2013, 02:04 PM

Trilby foot- where do you find all... 01-18-2013, 02:29 PM

footfootfoot They find me, Trils. 01-18-2013, 03:07 PM

Clodfobble Oh hooray, Asylum Street... 01-18-2013, 05:11 PM

morethanpretty My face is breaking out.... 01-18-2013, 11:35 PM

Big Sarge Hormone flux? My testosterone... 01-18-2013, 11:49 PM

Chocolatl Cool Whip. It's... 01-28-2013, 02:59 AM

DanaC Choco, does it have to be... 01-28-2013, 03:49 AM

Griff That is crazy, changing now... 01-28-2013, 05:44 AM

Chocolatl You know, Dana, I'm not sure.... 01-28-2013, 06:29 AM

Clodfobble Choco, this stuff... 01-28-2013, 07:22 AM

Chocolatl Thanks for the pointer, Clod!... 01-28-2013, 07:27 AM

Clodfobble Some do carry it, but it's a... 01-28-2013, 07:34 AM

footfootfoot waiting waiting waiting... 01-28-2013, 01:20 PM

Chocolatl Whatcha waitin' on, foot? 01-28-2013, 01:45 PM

Lola Bunny Well, that's not good news to... 01-28-2013, 11:26 PM

DanaC Incidentally, that Lactofree... 01-29-2013, 06:44 AM

Nirvana 1 1/2inches of rain on frozen... 01-29-2013, 01:17 PM

BigV water mud? I reckon that's... 01-29-2013, 02:00 PM

Clodfobble That's an odd product to... 01-29-2013, 05:31 PM

DanaC Apparently some cheddars can... 01-29-2013, 05:42 PM

Clodfobble It's true, just like... 01-29-2013, 05:51 PM

Sundae Actually it is in the EU. ... 01-30-2013, 03:44 PM

DanaC Depending how severe the... 01-29-2013, 06:22 PM

Aliantha In Australia it's not called... 01-30-2013, 06:20 PM

footfootfoot Next you're going to tell us... 01-30-2013, 07:25 PM

Aliantha Some are, but not the best... 01-30-2013, 07:46 PM

Lola Bunny I never knew this and I'm... 01-31-2013, 02:53 PM

Clodfobble It's worth noting that plenty... 01-31-2013, 06:14 PM

Sundae I have a problem with cheese.... 02-01-2013, 12:54 PM

Lola Bunny Hahahaha.....I know how you... 02-01-2013, 04:17 PM

Lola Bunny @clod: ahhh, I see. 02-01-2013, 04:19 PM

infinite monkey Why does a 48 year old need... 02-02-2013, 05:50 PM

Aliantha Tonsilitis sucks though. I... 02-02-2013, 07:14 PM

infinite monkey Ali, I will have you know... 02-04-2013, 10:32 AM

Aliantha Good for you IM. Glad it... 02-04-2013, 11:32 AM

Sundae We used to gargle with... 02-04-2013, 02:08 PM

DanaC No...but Brian definitely... 02-04-2013, 03:09 PM

infinite monkey You guys can find the remains... 02-04-2013, 03:14 PM

Sundae I blame Shakespeare. But... 02-04-2013, 03:19 PM

glatt I think it's cool. How do... 02-04-2013, 03:21 PM

Sundae DNA, carbon dating and all... 02-04-2013, 03:23 PM

DanaC That and the fact that it's... 02-04-2013, 03:30 PM

footfootfoot scoliosis, bound wrists,... 02-04-2013, 03:51 PM

DanaC Oh, I find it exciting. And... 02-04-2013, 03:27 PM

glatt Any talk of cloning him? Now... 02-04-2013, 03:28 PM

footfootfoot a priory or a priori? Now... 02-04-2013, 03:49 PM

glatt Smarty 02-04-2013, 05:18 PM

DanaC Umm...not his descendant...a... 02-04-2013, 04:57 PM

ZenGum Media stupidity aside, the... 02-04-2013, 05:13 PM

ZenGum Intellectus a posteriori. ... 02-04-2013, 05:29 PM

DanaC Ha! ... 02-05-2013, 08:19 AM

footfootfoot Re: exhibitionism 02-05-2013, 10:20 AM

glatt the possibly penultimate... 02-05-2013, 10:36 AM

footfootfoot Good point. 02-05-2013, 11:48 AM

jimhelm Jinx had to avoid milk... 02-05-2013, 02:51 PM

Pete Zicato Well. In our defense, they... 02-05-2013, 03:54 PM

infinite monkey I like the way you think... 02-05-2013, 03:55 PM

DanaC And we never did find Lord... 02-05-2013, 04:13 PM

Pete Zicato Where were you when you saw... 02-05-2013, 05:09 PM

DanaC IKEA 02-05-2013, 05:10 PM

Lamplighter People should learn to always... 02-05-2013, 05:13 PM

DanaC It's hard to keep lords in... 02-05-2013, 05:14 PM

Pete Zicato It's a life skill. 02-05-2013, 05:15 PM

Pete Zicato I thought that was only at... 02-05-2013, 05:16 PM

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ZenGum 42727 02-05-2013, 05:56 PM

infinite monkey I didn't know who Lord Lucan... 02-06-2013, 07:43 AM

footfootfoot That was an excellent DanaC... 02-06-2013, 09:27 AM

monster King Dick deffo needs a... 02-06-2013, 08:11 AM

footfootfoot I went to a party last night.... 02-17-2013, 10:36 AM

Nirvana That is what is meant by... 02-17-2013, 11:38 AM

orthodoc :eek: You know that little... 02-17-2013, 11:51 AM

DanaC You're talking about the... 02-17-2013, 11:53 AM

orthodoc The aliens and the probes... 02-17-2013, 12:02 PM

Trilby maybe you were roofied? 02-17-2013, 12:13 PM

footfootfoot I did wake up eyebrow shaved... 02-17-2013, 02:03 PM

Griff Emotional state, alcohol,... 02-17-2013, 02:03 PM

footfootfoot Yeah. Very good point. I... 02-17-2013, 02:12 PM

DanaC After ten years, the smoke... 02-17-2013, 03:00 PM

Jaydaan If my blood sugars are too... 02-17-2013, 05:49 PM

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zippyt All im sayen on the matter 02-17-2013, 05:57 PM

Aliantha I have a cold. So does Max. ... 02-17-2013, 07:15 PM

orthodoc I've been working on... 02-17-2013, 07:31 PM

Jaydaan Been fighting a fever and... 02-17-2013, 09:28 PM

DanaC Sometimes, I just really... 02-18-2013, 04:43 AM

Trilby Ah! My normal! went to... 02-18-2013, 08:16 AM

Griff I get this way but instead of... 02-18-2013, 10:20 AM

orthodoc Three midterms this week, two... 02-18-2013, 10:34 AM

Trilby On the contrary---I see... 02-18-2013, 10:59 AM

footfootfoot Does chemo destroy neural... 02-18-2013, 11:34 AM

orthodoc It's not quite clear how it... 02-18-2013, 12:12 PM

footfootfoot If you end up dumb there's... 02-18-2013, 01:21 PM

orthodoc And if my brainpower comes... 02-18-2013, 05:58 PM

Pete Zicato Make sure your vitamin levels... 02-18-2013, 02:30 PM

DanaC Yeah...not smoking pot every... 02-18-2013, 03:21 PM

DanaC Oh and, as is often the case... 02-18-2013, 03:23 PM

Aliantha I still have a cold. My... 02-18-2013, 05:51 PM

DanaC Tchuh...Auburn. 02-18-2013, 06:23 PM

footfootfoot Mais oui 02-18-2013, 07:16 PM

orthodoc ;) 02-18-2013, 06:36 PM

Chocolatl I think I lost a Q-tip bud in... 02-19-2013, 08:11 AM

Lamplighter You only have start worrying... 02-19-2013, 09:03 AM

infinite monkey How many times do I have to... 02-19-2013, 09:40 AM

footfootfoot That's harassment. Drop a... 02-19-2013, 11:34 AM

Trilby It's really goddamn cold and... 02-19-2013, 10:17 AM

infinite monkey I get nothing BUT harrassment... 02-19-2013, 12:29 PM

Sundae Singapura Cat For Sale 02-22-2013, 04:43 AM

Trilby IMHO you shouldn't cover the... 02-22-2013, 05:59 AM

Sundae Plaster off now. I had to... 02-22-2013, 12:41 PM

Griff nausea prolly a fever as... 02-22-2013, 12:54 PM

glatt Bleeding is good. Helps... 02-22-2013, 01:09 PM

DanaC We do have it, but it's not... 02-22-2013, 01:41 PM

Pete Zicato Speaking of "have it there",... 02-22-2013, 01:42 PM

infinite monkey a bandaid. ;) Their... 02-22-2013, 01:45 PM

DanaC Which ones....there a... 02-22-2013, 01:55 PM

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infinite monkey Us too! (Bandaid is... 02-22-2013, 01:58 PM

Pete Zicato Punny? Remember the... 02-22-2013, 02:53 PM

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infinite monkey :D You mean like this? 02-22-2013, 03:23 PM

infinite monkey I was thinking about this and... 02-22-2013, 08:15 PM

Aliantha Eva has the same cold... 02-23-2013, 01:21 PM

Chocolatl Aww, hope she feels better... 02-23-2013, 01:32 PM

Pete Zicato Ding ding ding. We have a... 02-23-2013, 05:08 PM

infinite monkey I was mildly irritated... 02-25-2013, 08:20 AM

footfootfoot Why come the ref can't kick... 02-25-2013, 09:16 AM

infinite monkey I booed her. I yelled... 02-25-2013, 09:21 AM

footfootfoot ;) 02-25-2013, 10:02 AM

Trilby Infini---I watched in... 02-25-2013, 11:33 AM

Aliantha There are so many kids these... 02-25-2013, 04:42 PM

Griff I've seen a lot of bad acting... 02-25-2013, 04:49 PM

xoxoxoBruce I understand they want to... 02-25-2013, 06:35 PM

Griff If you throw your mask its... 02-25-2013, 08:26 PM

DanaC Emotions and adrenaline run... 02-26-2013, 06:23 AM

BigV Sure. But what is the... 02-26-2013, 10:35 PM

Trilby Huh. MY ex was living his... 02-26-2013, 07:59 AM

infinite monkey I see a lot more... 02-26-2013, 09:55 AM

Trilby I'm glad it worked out for... 02-26-2013, 09:57 AM

infinite monkey *shrugs* Sports will... 02-26-2013, 10:02 AM

footfootfoot Make up your mind, what's it... 02-26-2013, 12:11 PM

Griff Nadia? 02-26-2013, 08:27 PM

Chocolatl FREE DOG. Pepper (our... 02-26-2013, 11:59 AM

BigV Helpful dog! Aren't nursing... 02-26-2013, 10:38 PM

footfootfoot Nadia and Zola in a cage... 02-26-2013, 08:42 PM

Trilby Peggy Fleming? Infini--I;m... 02-26-2013, 09:02 PM

footfootfoot First, check to see if your... 02-26-2013, 09:13 PM

Trilby thanks. Insightful. 02-26-2013, 09:16 PM

Big Sarge Aww Tril, things aren't that... 02-26-2013, 09:07 PM

Trilby I'm reading more into... 02-26-2013, 09:15 PM

Big Sarge trilby, we all have highs and... 02-26-2013, 10:34 PM

Sundae I had two choices for hair... 02-27-2013, 08:52 AM

Spexxvet Sitting on Walt Whitman... 02-28-2013, 07:14 AM

glatt Do you at least have a nice... 02-28-2013, 07:18 AM

ZenGum Should have taken the Robert... 02-28-2013, 05:22 PM

infinite monkey I think this will do the... 02-28-2013, 07:21 AM

footfootfoot Also not helping, here you... 02-28-2013, 09:25 AM

glatt Love that song. I'm going to... 02-28-2013, 09:35 AM

BigV Lovely, thank you. 02-28-2013, 09:30 AM

infinite monkey ;) Nice. 02-28-2013, 07:04 PM

glatt Well played 02-28-2013, 07:11 PM

footfootfoot Or Pete Rose Way in... 02-28-2013, 07:21 PM

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glatt I sliced my finger dumpster... 03-01-2013, 01:34 PM

footfootfoot That's worth a turbo paper... 03-01-2013, 03:37 PM

Lamplighter That would make a great door... 03-01-2013, 06:33 PM

infinite monkey Not sorry about ur finger,... 03-01-2013, 03:51 PM

Aliantha I am mildly irritated that a... 03-01-2013, 05:53 PM

glatt That's a great idea. It's... 03-01-2013, 06:12 PM

footfootfoot If you don't already have a... 03-01-2013, 07:05 PM

Griff I don't know if it would be... 03-01-2013, 08:30 PM

Sundae Excuse me! I'm just... 03-02-2013, 02:49 AM

glatt I've got a lathe, but need to... 03-01-2013, 08:46 PM

xoxoxoBruce That's a pinion gear from a... 03-02-2013, 01:11 AM

Griff Groovy. :cool: If you get the... 03-02-2013, 07:51 AM

glatt I thought it might be. If I... 03-02-2013, 06:48 AM

xoxoxoBruce It has to be matched with the... 03-02-2013, 09:30 AM

Aliantha What about filling in the... 03-02-2013, 06:51 AM

footfootfoot It may also be defective in... 03-02-2013, 10:50 AM

glatt It is probably a physical... 03-02-2013, 03:54 PM

footfootfoot Let toad ebay them for you!... 03-02-2013, 04:35 PM

glatt Yeah, I checked ebay to see... 03-02-2013, 05:00 PM

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Sundae Diz is being really needy... 03-03-2013, 05:28 AM

footfootfoot Where does he go at 12? 03-03-2013, 11:09 AM

IamSam To that big kitty litter box... 03-03-2013, 01:46 PM

Sundae We have cat-shifts, because... 03-03-2013, 02:50 PM

footfootfoot Those young turks... 03-03-2013, 06:13 PM

Lamplighter So I finish shopping at our... 03-03-2013, 06:27 PM

DanaC There's a constant, low level... 03-05-2013, 04:24 AM

DanaC Oh bollocky bollocks, here's... 03-05-2013, 04:39 AM

ZenGum Was that the whole joke? ... 03-05-2013, 04:49 AM

DanaC You're right. i was trying to... 03-05-2013, 04:52 AM

ZenGum That second one is horrible... 03-05-2013, 05:35 AM

DanaC I suppose I should be... 03-05-2013, 06:35 AM

Pete Zicato Here's one I heard much like... 03-05-2013, 09:33 AM

footfootfoot One thing that often happens... 03-05-2013, 09:38 AM

glatt And the bartender fainted. 03-05-2013, 09:58 AM

footfootfoot Touché 03-05-2013, 11:16 AM

Aliantha First everything was gay, now... 03-05-2013, 05:46 PM

BigV I'm trying to renew my... 03-05-2013, 07:29 PM

classicman Excuse me???? I believe, as... 03-09-2013, 12:37 PM

Griff Dude, if you know of a real... 03-09-2013, 01:12 PM

DanaC I did not know that. You,... 03-09-2013, 02:44 PM

classicman Dana - There's an "unfriend"... 03-09-2013, 12:36 PM

classicman You want one with a round... 03-09-2013, 01:31 PM

Griff I'm open to suggestions. Like... 03-09-2013, 02:19 PM

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xoxoxoBruce You can do both, they grow... 03-09-2013, 11:19 PM

classicman http://www.fcps.edu/islandcree... 03-09-2013, 02:32 PM

Griff That's pretty cool. Do you... 03-09-2013, 02:37 PM

Aliantha Dana...are you not a fb... 03-09-2013, 05:48 PM

classicman Obsessed would be accurate in... 03-09-2013, 06:01 PM

Aliantha Sounds yummy classic. I'm... 03-09-2013, 06:04 PM

classicman http://i550.photobucket.com/al... 03-09-2013, 06:06 PM

Griff Those! What kind? 03-09-2013, 06:11 PM

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footfootfoot Los Niños Santos... 03-09-2013, 06:30 PM

Chocolatl Whatever you do, do not carve... 03-09-2013, 09:52 PM

classicman lol @ Choco! That pic is... 03-09-2013, 10:11 PM

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classicman Here are a couple more. I... 03-09-2013, 10:33 PM

classicman HEY! No fair. Thats... 03-09-2013, 11:22 PM

xoxoxoBruce Aw shaddap, I don't want to... 03-09-2013, 11:44 PM

Griff :headshake: 03-10-2013, 09:12 AM

Nirvana shouldn't there be a mushroom... 03-10-2013, 10:40 AM

SteveDallas Yes there should, so those of... 03-10-2013, 04:08 PM

orthodoc Beautiful pics, although the... 03-10-2013, 10:40 AM

classicman Its got a couple names, most... 03-11-2013, 07:33 PM

jimhelm Do you think we need a what's... 03-11-2013, 02:31 PM

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Lamplighter A relative of mine who works... 05-13-2015, 07:25 PM

jimhelm Oh, goddamnit. I hate when I... 03-11-2013, 02:32 PM

footfootfoot Do what? Mildly infect... 03-11-2013, 03:07 PM

DanaC Yea, I hate when I do that... 03-11-2013, 03:08 PM

footfootfoot Exactly.If you're gonna do... 03-11-2013, 04:22 PM

jimhelm I must not have opened this... 03-11-2013, 03:48 PM

jimhelm Found it.... Only ten days... 03-11-2013, 03:50 PM

glatt So long ago, the finger is... 03-11-2013, 04:49 PM

footfootfoot Now, Ebola; that's a horse of... 03-11-2013, 05:07 PM

orthodoc Or four horses of a different... 03-11-2013, 05:35 PM

orthodoc Is it edible? Or are most of... 03-11-2013, 07:45 PM

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classicman Here as in most public... 03-11-2013, 08:23 PM

footfootfoot :lol::love: Gotta say I... 03-11-2013, 09:35 PM

glatt I can get behind the... 03-12-2013, 07:12 AM

Undertoad Classic, did you ever eat at... 03-11-2013, 07:58 PM

footfootfoot Out of curiosity I'm making a... 03-12-2013, 07:45 AM

infinite monkey Put me down for 'no.' ;) 03-12-2013, 07:51 AM

DanaC This guy votes yes: ... 03-12-2013, 07:53 AM

monster needs more badgers. ... 03-12-2013, 07:55 AM

classicman thanks footsies.... glatt... 03-13-2013, 10:48 PM

glatt It's one of those things I... 03-14-2013, 07:26 AM

Gravdigr What's mildly irritating me... 03-16-2013, 11:02 AM

footfootfoot benadryl. Don't crush it... 03-16-2013, 11:05 AM

chrisinhouston That I have the worst US... 03-17-2013, 04:18 AM

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Lamplighter I'm not the first... 03-17-2013, 10:14 AM

Aliantha I get the impression some... 03-18-2013, 06:17 AM

footfootfoot Here, the cellar or here,... 03-18-2013, 11:49 AM

xoxoxoBruce Or your neighborhood? 03-18-2013, 12:57 PM

glatt Mildly irritating me today is... 03-18-2013, 01:07 PM

DanaC What? Why? 03-18-2013, 06:19 AM

Nirvana Drizzle and snow mix :mad: 03-18-2013, 10:53 AM

Gravdigr Had to install Java again... 03-18-2013, 01:26 PM

glatt And you gotta remember to not... 03-18-2013, 02:05 PM

ZenGum My Java plugin has security... 03-18-2013, 06:43 PM

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Chocolatl A visual representation of my... 03-19-2013, 03:11 PM

classicman ^^ love the earmuffs. ^^ 03-23-2013, 11:53 PM

Clodfobble Those are industrial... 03-24-2013, 07:19 AM

xoxoxoBruce They're also good protection... 03-24-2013, 09:14 AM

zippyt My concreet mojo is Gone !!!... 03-24-2013, 12:00 PM

footfootfoot That's 'palling. (concrete... 03-24-2013, 01:27 PM

Nirvana @ Choco > teething? 03-24-2013, 12:19 PM

Pete Zicato Ha! Before I met Mrs. Z, I... 03-24-2013, 02:53 PM

glatt What happened? Or should I... 03-24-2013, 06:45 PM

zippyt 2 cementish jobs in a row... 03-24-2013, 07:49 PM

footfootfoot Next time you have to... 03-25-2013, 10:02 AM

Aliantha I am irritated because Max is... 03-24-2013, 08:41 PM

Chocolatl Yeah, those are Kitsune's ear... 03-25-2013, 08:23 AM

infinite monkey Don't aggregate them. 03-25-2013, 10:07 AM

zippyt To cold feetz , I put a... 03-25-2013, 10:30 AM

xoxoxoBruce There was probably enough... 03-25-2013, 10:35 AM

zippyt Thats what I suspect as well,... 03-25-2013, 10:38 AM

Clodfobble Minifobette sleeps in them... 03-25-2013, 11:54 AM

footfootfoot Epoxy sets up faster and... 03-25-2013, 11:59 AM

xoxoxoBruce Ha ha ha, don't I know. I was... 03-25-2013, 12:46 PM

glatt There was a short lived... 03-25-2013, 12:52 PM

footfootfoot Two great tastes... 03-25-2013, 04:03 PM

Aliantha Pretty much everything, but... 03-25-2013, 06:37 PM

infinite monkey my android had an update. now... 03-31-2013, 11:26 AM

footfootfoot My motto is never, ever... 03-31-2013, 12:37 PM

Lamplighter Agreed. I'd still be... 03-31-2013, 04:06 PM

infinite monkey I don't know how to take it... 04-01-2013, 08:17 AM

infinite monkey When will I NOT come into the... 04-03-2013, 07:39 AM

Griff KBR appears to have made... 04-07-2013, 11:37 AM

footfootfoot When will you bleeding heart... 04-07-2013, 12:07 PM

Griff I suppose Kathleen Sebelius... 04-07-2013, 12:20 PM

footfootfoot I knew I could count on you. 04-07-2013, 12:23 PM

ZenGum Someone taught you how to... 04-07-2013, 05:35 PM

Clodfobble Dang it, we were going to go... 04-18-2013, 07:55 AM

footfootfoot Bummer. It sucks when stones... 04-18-2013, 08:23 AM

infinite monkey I am so sleepy. It's cold and... 04-19-2013, 12:40 PM

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infinite monkey "Stakeholders" 43728 ... 04-19-2013, 03:09 PM

orthodoc :lol: I'm writing a health... 04-24-2013, 06:26 PM

monster "A Savings of" Savings is... 04-25-2013, 07:05 AM

xoxoxoBruce from... 04-25-2013, 08:32 AM

infinite monkey "You can save up to 400 to... 04-25-2013, 07:19 AM

ZenGum It was ten dollars, but I got... 04-25-2013, 08:39 AM

infinite monkey Or maths. :cool: 04-25-2013, 08:41 AM

footfootfoot Or rewrite the sentence, "It... 04-25-2013, 08:56 AM

chrisinhouston We are in the middle of our... 04-25-2013, 09:17 AM

glatt It can be repaired for a... 04-25-2013, 09:36 AM

chrisinhouston Actually, I had it looked at... 04-25-2013, 09:41 AM

infinite monkey If you do your maths right... 04-25-2013, 09:44 AM

Clodfobble But his new oven will be up... 04-25-2013, 09:55 AM

infinite monkey 'zactly! And I'd forgotten... 04-25-2013, 09:58 AM

footfootfoot From E.B. White's Elements of... 04-25-2013, 10:10 AM

infinite monkey Look THAT up in your Funk &... 04-25-2013, 10:21 AM

morethanpretty So the rescue lady asked that... 04-25-2013, 10:24 AM

footfootfoot Sounds like it. There are... 04-25-2013, 02:13 PM

xoxoxoBruce Good move, sometimes it's... 04-25-2013, 02:26 PM

morethanpretty She has the dog :( 04-25-2013, 02:33 PM

xoxoxoBruce Ah, well that kills that... 04-25-2013, 03:46 PM

BigV The dog will not shut the... 04-26-2013, 12:42 PM

Sundae Ah V, that's awful. It... 04-26-2013, 12:55 PM

footfootfoot vocal cord surgery like in... 04-26-2013, 01:44 PM

BigV I like this *SOMUCH*.! 04-29-2013, 09:31 PM

Aliantha Maybe he needs a looooooong... 04-26-2013, 02:17 PM

DanaC V, have you heard of Adaptil?... 04-26-2013, 02:32 PM

Aliantha Or you could get an electric... 04-26-2013, 06:48 PM

Lamplighter A deep bucket of milk might... 04-26-2013, 06:59 PM

ZenGum BigV probably already has... 04-26-2013, 07:26 PM

DanaC *snort* 04-27-2013, 02:36 AM

elSicomoro Maybe I'm a cynic...I try not... 04-27-2013, 04:41 PM

xoxoxoBruce Sure, nothing wrong with... 04-28-2013, 12:34 AM

toranokaze There is a good change that... 04-28-2013, 04:34 AM

xoxoxoBruce No, not a good change at all,... 04-28-2013, 04:39 AM

ZenGum :right: I ... think I... 04-28-2013, 07:10 AM

morethanpretty Oh tora, I hope that you... 04-28-2013, 07:16 AM

Sundae Irritating in a real sense.... 04-29-2013, 02:33 PM

xoxoxoBruce Perhaps it's the chemicals in... 04-29-2013, 02:42 PM

Sundae Honestly, it's been a problem... 04-29-2013, 02:44 PM

Pete Zicato I thought they had discovered... 04-29-2013, 04:24 PM

Sundae Hair falling out and extra... 04-30-2013, 03:12 AM

infinite monkey Worse, even, than the Land of... 04-30-2013, 09:55 AM

infinite monkey And the tangled webs. I can... 04-30-2013, 10:02 AM

footfootfoot You need to stop posting... 04-30-2013, 03:22 PM

Lamplighter Re: What's mildly irritating me... 04-30-2013, 06:23 PM

morethanpretty I think I may have an upper... 05-01-2013, 05:35 AM

Nirvana Get better soon MTP! What... 05-01-2013, 10:12 AM

morethanpretty Animal abuse is more that... 05-01-2013, 10:51 AM

Ocean\'s Edge indeed - I wish there were... 05-01-2013, 12:50 PM

glatt I'm against animal abuse, but... 05-01-2013, 01:29 PM

infinite monkey Oooh, I remember when the... 05-01-2013, 01:04 PM

Sundae In this country animal... 05-01-2013, 01:07 PM

DanaC Actually, that's a myth about... 05-02-2013, 01:47 PM

Sundae Yeah, you know I got that... 05-02-2013, 02:18 PM

infinite monkey SPOILER ALERT 05-01-2013, 01:11 PM

Sundae Snort. Don't remember the... 05-01-2013, 01:25 PM

infinite monkey I think it should go in order... 05-01-2013, 01:31 PM

infinite monkey I mean, good dog/boston... 05-01-2013, 01:33 PM

glatt Can't argue with that example. 05-01-2013, 01:38 PM

Nirvana Animal abusers are sub human... 05-01-2013, 03:20 PM

morethanpretty Ugh, I'm still a snot machine... 05-01-2013, 03:54 PM

Sundae Sorry, but human every time. ... 05-01-2013, 04:12 PM

Pete Zicato :D I just pictured you... 05-01-2013, 04:39 PM

infinite monkey Good cause I totally did!... 05-02-2013, 01:56 PM

Ocean\'s Edge studies show that those who... 05-01-2013, 04:52 PM

xoxoxoBruce I never abuse animals, just... 05-01-2013, 05:06 PM

Clodfobble Minifob wants to do Cub... 05-02-2013, 09:10 PM

Pete Zicato Tell 'em you're gay. :D 05-02-2013, 10:18 PM

glatt Yeah, if you find it getting... 05-03-2013, 07:25 AM

footfootfoot Maybe you could be the GFCF... 05-02-2013, 09:46 PM

Clodfobble I did think about forming our... 05-02-2013, 09:50 PM

Aliantha I feel your pain Clod. I... 05-02-2013, 11:52 PM

morethanpretty Kept having nightmares and... 05-03-2013, 03:37 AM

Sundae It's not so bad. And great... 05-04-2013, 04:35 AM

Clodfobble That's funny you say that.... 05-03-2013, 08:34 AM

glatt There's a chance they may... 05-03-2013, 09:05 AM

Ocean\'s Edge qjLBXb1kgMo 05-04-2013, 06:48 PM

xoxoxoBruce Despicable little bastards.... 05-04-2013, 07:32 PM

Ocean\'s Edge they are, and they're... 05-04-2013, 09:19 PM

Aliantha My husband. Actually, he's... 05-04-2013, 11:19 PM

Aliantha haha...i came here to post... 05-08-2013, 07:01 PM

Lamplighter It might be less physical... 05-08-2013, 08:55 PM

Aliantha Yes, but he shares a room... 05-08-2013, 09:13 PM

orthodoc From my perspective, Ali,... 05-08-2013, 09:34 PM

Aliantha Yeah, he does his own washing... 05-08-2013, 09:51 PM

ZenGum I'm sorry, but ... :lol: ... 05-09-2013, 04:42 AM

Aliantha You are middle aged zen. ... 05-09-2013, 04:52 AM

Clodfobble I think it's a good thing, or... 05-09-2013, 07:40 AM

glatt Has it worked for him so far?... 05-09-2013, 07:46 AM

Clodfobble Depends on what you consider... 05-09-2013, 08:06 AM

glatt Sounds like it's working for... 05-09-2013, 08:34 AM

Clodfobble I'm pretty sure he'd rise to... 05-09-2013, 06:35 PM

glatt bonus! 05-10-2013, 07:23 AM

Aliantha Freaking kids are irritating... 05-10-2013, 07:26 AM

glatt Sorry Ali. That sucks. You... 05-10-2013, 07:58 AM

Aliantha Actually, I think I'd rather... 05-10-2013, 04:45 PM

fargon If I may ask what did he do... 05-10-2013, 05:56 PM

Aliantha Just lots of little things... 05-10-2013, 08:14 PM

fargon Having sufferd a divorce, I... 05-10-2013, 09:44 PM

Aliantha You're right fargon, and I... 05-11-2013, 04:47 AM

DanaC Sounds tiring and... 05-11-2013, 05:36 AM

fargon Aliantha vent all you want.... 05-11-2013, 05:36 AM

footfootfoot Sounds awfully familiar to... 05-11-2013, 05:55 AM

Undertoad Their gradumacation day was... 05-11-2013, 11:59 AM

Clodfobble Are you sure they all... 05-11-2013, 12:03 PM

Griff Its not like there is work to... 05-11-2013, 12:04 PM

Undertoad Ursinus tuition is $44,350,... 05-11-2013, 12:18 PM

Lamplighter UT, send them this link: ... 05-11-2013, 12:28 PM

orthodoc Go ahead and vent, Ali.... 05-11-2013, 03:53 PM

Aliantha My husband used to live this... 05-11-2013, 05:16 PM

infinite monkey Has anyone ever thrown their... 05-12-2013, 04:05 AM

footfootfoot Probably it felt like this:... 05-12-2013, 07:57 AM

infinite monkey Hahhahaaa! 05-12-2013, 09:28 AM

Clodfobble Drama on the playground. ... 05-13-2013, 07:56 AM

monster No, it's always the moms. ... 05-13-2013, 08:39 AM

Ocean\'s Edge stupid kittens with more... 05-13-2013, 04:19 PM

ZenGum I've been getting some casual... 05-22-2013, 07:15 AM

ZenGum Sorry, that should be cut by... 05-23-2013, 05:25 AM

Sundae Mild irritation which comes... 06-13-2013, 07:59 AM

Sundae Okay, update. I was partly... 06-13-2013, 02:14 PM

Aliantha bread and butter pudding is... 06-13-2013, 10:40 PM

Aliantha My sis in law arguing with me... 06-19-2013, 03:18 AM

Aliantha Also, I feel very old. 06-19-2013, 03:21 AM

ZenGum Me too. I just had to... 06-19-2013, 08:02 AM

Clodfobble Oh great. Well thank you very... 06-19-2013, 11:18 AM

ZenGum You think that's bad? I read... 06-19-2013, 07:44 PM

Aliantha Geez. I was hoping to come... 06-19-2013, 09:04 PM

nowhereman I refer to it as entering my... 06-20-2013, 06:03 AM

footfootfoot If anyone tried entering my... 06-20-2013, 05:35 PM

orthodoc :lol: On my best day I... 06-20-2013, 08:33 PM

footfootfoot See, you just did. 06-21-2013, 08:06 AM

Clodfobble "Irritating" is too strong a... 06-22-2013, 06:02 PM

Griff weirdness 06-22-2013, 06:24 PM

Undertoad 1. Your friends gave LinkedIn... 06-22-2013, 06:32 PM

Griff Is there any way to tell if... 06-23-2013, 11:01 AM

footfootfoot They would send you a request... 06-23-2013, 03:17 PM

ZenGum Ohh, it's just the NSA trying... 06-22-2013, 08:43 PM

Sundae Mother is a super-spiteful... 06-23-2013, 04:24 AM

limey I must teach you to knit next... 06-23-2013, 04:31 AM

orthodoc Removing yourself from the... 06-23-2013, 07:59 AM

glatt Is LinkedIn useful for... 06-23-2013, 04:45 PM

Flint Before speaking with a... 06-02-2014, 10:43 PM

Clodfobble If you're in an isolated... 06-23-2013, 05:36 PM

fargon I heard from The Mac Guys... 06-26-2013, 04:20 PM

Undertoad Here's what you need to know:... 06-27-2013, 09:18 AM

fargon Thank You again sir. But I to... 06-27-2013, 09:31 AM

Undertoad If it was a 2010 MacBook Pro... 06-27-2013, 10:47 AM

Lamplighter On Wed (6/26) I paid for some... 06-28-2013, 03:49 PM

BigV five footers... how wide? ... 06-28-2013, 07:24 PM

Lamplighter @V: Here (on line "SALE"... 06-28-2013, 08:00 PM

BigV you've reduced the supply and... 06-28-2013, 06:37 PM

Lamplighter Nation-wide, to boot. :D 06-28-2013, 06:37 PM

orthodoc Sitting in Newark airport... 06-29-2013, 06:47 PM

ZenGum Quite literally mildly... 07-02-2013, 06:56 AM

Griff sounds.... sexy 07-02-2013, 07:12 AM

BigV sounds sexy, looks painful. ... 07-02-2013, 10:53 AM

footfootfoot Sounds sexy, but not in a... 07-02-2013, 04:19 PM

orthodoc A little pain can be sexy, in... 07-02-2013, 09:22 PM

ZenGum :lol: Freaks. After... 07-02-2013, 10:46 PM

BigV Freaks? I prefer... 07-02-2013, 10:56 PM

orthodoc Trust me, the ladies don't... 07-02-2013, 10:50 PM

ZenGum I went looking for an old... 07-02-2013, 11:25 PM

Clodfobble Yeah, "My partner put it up... 07-09-2013, 05:23 PM

ZenGum The proper excuse is "I fell... 07-09-2013, 07:27 PM

footfootfoot I am nearly at the end of... 07-09-2013, 05:13 PM

orthodoc Emergency Departments... 07-09-2013, 05:39 PM

Clodfobble Got the insurance payment for... 07-29-2013, 09:57 AM

Sundae Has been a day of minor... 08-04-2013, 03:23 PM

orthodoc But I loved the part about... 08-04-2013, 06:11 PM

Nirvana WSS Sundae :) 08-05-2013, 12:07 PM

BigV I never think of that smell... 08-05-2013, 11:04 AM

infinite monkey Often, when I'm grocery... 08-05-2013, 01:17 PM

Gravdigr The way Dwellars shit on... 08-05-2013, 05:21 PM

Gravdigr I didn't say that the way I... 08-06-2013, 04:54 PM

BigV It's hot today, in the high... 08-06-2013, 04:58 PM

Aliantha V, i'm with you there. It... 08-06-2013, 05:21 PM

Gravdigr Remember 'eggies'? Spose to... 08-06-2013, 05:28 PM

BigV Tha's a good point, Gravdigr.... 08-06-2013, 06:03 PM

Clodfobble One of the technical writers... 08-20-2013, 04:05 PM

BigV "People learn English all the... 08-20-2013, 04:15 PM

Sundae Don't have a fing for Mum's... 08-28-2013, 05:22 AM

Sundae I've bin bit. I'm not... 08-30-2013, 06:21 AM

glatt Ant bites are just about the... 08-30-2013, 07:30 AM

Sundae Not irritating (although... 08-31-2013, 05:35 AM

infinite monkey Lyrics websites. One site... 09-12-2013, 10:57 AM

Chocolatl Theoretical question: if your... 09-24-2013, 07:11 AM

glatt If the neighbors made a good... 09-24-2013, 07:16 AM

DanaC I'd be inclined, if I could... 09-24-2013, 07:59 AM

Chocolatl I'm inclined to think it's an... 09-24-2013, 08:06 AM

glatt That's just ridiculous. How... 09-24-2013, 08:30 AM

Gravdigr Like children? They're... 09-27-2013, 09:24 AM

Chocolatl A friend also keeps saying... 09-24-2013, 08:29 AM

Undertoad Most dogs have a natural... 09-24-2013, 11:26 AM

Gravdigr Legally, I believe the... 09-27-2013, 09:18 AM

Chocolatl I updated my Tapatalk app and... 10-07-2013, 10:09 AM

glatt Thanks for the warning. ... 10-07-2013, 10:39 AM

footfootfoot In a moment of mental... 10-07-2013, 01:45 PM

orthodoc I updated to iOS 7 and it's... 10-07-2013, 12:21 PM

Pete Zicato @Ortho Have you tried... 10-07-2013, 12:40 PM

orthodoc Yes, I've rebooted the modem... 10-07-2013, 12:47 PM

orthodoc I hope your animosity doesn't... 10-07-2013, 01:48 PM

footfootfoot As long as they don't work... 10-07-2013, 01:57 PM

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Gravdigr This is fairly irritating: ... 10-08-2013, 04:36 PM

Gravdigr That's nothing compared to... 10-08-2013, 05:17 PM

orthodoc Your dad ordered a new roof... 10-08-2013, 05:35 PM

Gravdigr IDK if you're aware, Ortho,... 10-09-2013, 09:32 AM

orthodoc I didn't know ... sorry I... 10-09-2013, 09:43 AM

glatt Metal roofs have many... 10-09-2013, 09:52 AM

Lamplighter Grav, I've had the same... 10-09-2013, 10:13 AM

Gravdigr There's the root, kinda. ... 10-10-2013, 04:22 PM

glatt OK, tropical depression Karen... 10-11-2013, 12:07 PM

Gravdigr Maybe it'll be cooler in... 10-09-2013, 09:34 AM

Undertoad Be sure to get a few sets of... 10-09-2013, 09:58 AM

DanaC The ios7 for iphone is... 10-09-2013, 10:17 AM

footfootfoot I told you, but would you... 10-09-2013, 11:52 AM

Sundae Maybe it is only mildly... 10-13-2013, 10:30 AM

glatt I've heard that if you cut... 10-13-2013, 12:41 PM

Sundae Oh well. Just heard Mum say,... 10-13-2013, 12:54 PM

Gravdigr Neighbors are adding a room... 10-13-2013, 02:44 PM

limegreenc A skunk just sprayed... 10-13-2013, 08:50 PM

glatt My wife asked me to buy some... 10-15-2013, 11:47 AM

monster Sundae, contacts prevent... 10-15-2013, 08:56 PM

orthodoc Contact lenses concentrate... 10-15-2013, 10:06 PM

monster but they work for onions. 10-15-2013, 10:18 PM

monster and chlorine fumes. But... 10-15-2013, 10:20 PM

monster oh and some people find they... 10-15-2013, 10:23 PM

orthodoc I'm glad your contacts work... 10-15-2013, 10:35 PM

monster Yeah, I'm unique. lucky me... 10-15-2013, 10:46 PM

orthodoc Yeah, given that everyone... 10-15-2013, 10:52 PM

limegreenc This wouldn't happen if you... 10-16-2013, 09:47 AM

sexobon I'll settle this: SUNDAE!... 10-16-2013, 09:12 PM

Sundae I'ma just gonna buy frozen... 10-17-2013, 06:29 AM

glatt This new LEED certified... 10-22-2013, 08:55 AM

BigV or a training issue. how... 10-24-2013, 10:13 AM

lumberjim Came home to an open... 10-30-2013, 09:15 PM

infinite monkey As I age, I find more and... 11-14-2013, 09:09 AM

infinite monkey My dad. My dad is a cowboy.... 11-14-2013, 09:34 AM

glatt Dads are awesome. And I'm... 11-14-2013, 09:59 AM

infinite monkey Thanks glatt. I've never been... 11-14-2013, 10:07 AM

glatt Day by day is the best. Even... 11-14-2013, 10:41 AM

DanaC Nowt silly about honouring... 11-14-2013, 11:51 AM

monster Cultural... 11-16-2013, 09:34 PM

Big Sarge IM - You don't want a cowboy.... 11-17-2013, 12:25 AM

Lola Bunny I made a bundt cake for... 11-22-2013, 04:31 PM

Clodfobble You could make cake balls out... 11-22-2013, 10:33 PM

orthodoc It sounds like you had a... 11-22-2013, 10:40 PM

Lola Bunny Too ugly to bring to a dinner... 11-22-2013, 11:08 PM

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Lola Bunny You're right. I don't recall... 11-24-2013, 05:19 PM

Nirvana might be NSFW 12-12-2013, 11:19 PM

xoxoxoBruce But Nirvana, as a group we've... 12-13-2013, 01:03 PM

lumberjim If you said 'wax your Vulva'... 12-12-2013, 11:35 PM

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Griff Ummm... would I be a giant... 12-13-2013, 05:44 AM

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DanaC Yech. That sucks. The toilet... 01-10-2014, 07:26 AM

DanaC That btw, was in response to... 01-10-2014, 12:11 PM

footfootfoot In the midst of my car... 01-10-2014, 09:46 AM

lumberjim if the rate is the same or... 01-10-2014, 09:55 AM

footfootfoot Meaning take a 7 year term? ... 01-10-2014, 10:47 AM

lumberjim if the rate is the same, yes.... 01-10-2014, 11:02 AM

footfootfoot Does the rate need to be... 01-10-2014, 11:20 AM

lumberjim Calculate the 5 year payment... 01-10-2014, 12:28 PM

Aliantha The package I sent to sundae... 01-10-2014, 02:17 PM

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Gravdigr This would be in the 'What's... 01-10-2014, 03:20 PM

Sundae NO! No, it did arrive! And... 01-11-2014, 09:14 AM

infinite monkey Imma let you finish, but... 01-10-2014, 05:46 PM

footfootfoot Imma let you post this, but... 01-11-2014, 09:39 AM

DanaC True dat! When I read... 01-11-2014, 09:18 AM

Aliantha Oh well i am just glad it... 01-11-2014, 02:49 PM

Carruthers What's irritating me today?... 01-16-2014, 01:18 PM

Lamplighter In our area, Albertson's... 01-16-2014, 01:53 PM

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Aliantha Our local supermarket did... 01-16-2014, 04:07 PM

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Flint And what did we learn? /Stewie 06-02-2014, 10:18 PM

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infinite monkey She can't be too lonely,... 01-18-2014, 01:16 PM

limey You crack me up, Infi, you... 01-18-2014, 01:45 PM

Sundae I've been over using the word... 01-18-2014, 02:15 PM

infinite monkey Thanks limey! You're... 01-18-2014, 02:29 PM

Gravdigr It's perfectly cromulent. 01-24-2014, 03:50 PM

Nirvana Maybe F3 should have ;) My... 01-24-2014, 07:21 PM

xoxoxoBruce Oregon? 1938. 01-24-2014, 09:52 PM

infinite monkey for Clod: LbTB3ASkdOo 01-18-2014, 02:31 PM

Nirvana I have sold dogs all over the... 01-24-2014, 11:34 AM

footfootfoot Yap can also be mouth, as in... 01-24-2014, 11:46 AM

glatt I had to scroll back to see... 01-24-2014, 12:47 PM

footfootfoot It's that damn tapatalk... 01-25-2014, 09:16 AM

lumberjim Ok... This shocked me.... My... 01-24-2014, 10:52 PM

Griff Oh, that is perfect. There is... 01-25-2014, 06:58 AM

footfootfoot He is clearly his father's... 01-25-2014, 09:10 AM

monster I snorted 01-24-2014, 09:56 PM

Clodfobble OMG. Mr. Clod is going to... 01-25-2014, 09:58 AM

footfootfoot Maybe if he's lucky he'll get... 01-25-2014, 10:49 AM

Nirvana A 20 foot long, 5 feet high... 01-25-2014, 01:42 PM

monster Can't you persuade the cows... 01-27-2014, 10:36 PM

Clodfobble Our school opens its doors at... 01-28-2014, 08:02 AM

monster perhaps the student doors... 01-28-2014, 08:28 AM

Clodfobble Ha--now they've canceled... 01-28-2014, 08:53 AM

lumberjim I'm glad you're home safe, ... 01-28-2014, 08:57 AM

BigV She lives in Texas, is that... 01-29-2014, 09:58 AM

Clodfobble Nah, if anything, they'll go... 01-29-2014, 01:45 PM

lumberjim Yeah, but people are... 01-29-2014, 02:16 PM

Clodfobble That's true, you can never... 01-29-2014, 02:44 PM

Clodfobble I just gave myself a... 03-30-2014, 05:23 PM

Griff owwwwwwwwch 03-30-2014, 05:43 PM

BigV Griff should know. Ask him... 03-31-2014, 09:44 PM

Griff You sir, are the foil. 04-01-2014, 05:32 AM

Aliantha I am tired, and my house is... 03-30-2014, 10:11 PM

footfootfoot The affordable care act. 04-01-2014, 08:00 AM

Lola Bunny It is irritating, isn't it? 04-03-2014, 07:03 PM

orthodoc Unless you just managed to... 04-03-2014, 07:32 PM

footfootfoot Unless your medicaid coverage... 04-04-2014, 10:22 AM

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infinite monkey I'm not irritated with the... 04-04-2014, 10:43 AM

monster first make a HUUUUUGE jello... 04-04-2014, 08:49 PM

Spexxvet You can no longer buy a... 04-21-2014, 09:26 AM

Lola Bunny Really? ? That is a big... 04-21-2014, 10:38 AM

xoxoxoBruce Give 'em gold. 04-21-2014, 10:40 AM

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Spexxvet She's going to send each kid... 04-21-2014, 01:28 PM

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infinite monkey How did I miss this? :lol: ... 05-01-2014, 01:16 PM

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DanaC Sounds horrid, Inf. Get... 05-01-2014, 04:09 PM

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Clodfobble You know what's awesome? ... 06-01-2014, 10:46 PM

Flint In evolutionary terms, there... 06-02-2014, 10:56 PM

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lumberjim The Beard cannot be trusted... 06-02-2014, 10:30 PM

xoxoxoBruce It took me years to find one... 06-02-2014, 10:59 PM

Flint No god dang way anybody is... 06-02-2014, 11:07 PM

lumberjim I have pictures. It's not... 06-02-2014, 11:21 PM

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Lola Bunny Tension headaches are real... 06-03-2014, 03:42 AM

Aliantha I will be fine guys. Just... 06-03-2014, 04:30 AM

lumberjim this goddamned fucking... 06-16-2014, 06:57 PM

footfootfoot I hate that when that... 06-17-2014, 10:51 AM

Nirvana Stress try Bach's Rescue... 06-17-2014, 10:52 AM

footfootfoot Get the big bottle and add it... 06-17-2014, 11:02 AM

Sundae I tend to sit on the same... 06-17-2014, 02:18 PM

xoxoxoBruce You're right, there are far... 06-17-2014, 04:44 PM

Aliantha I get a twitchy eye when I'm... 06-17-2014, 05:22 PM

lumberjim I just got back from... 06-17-2014, 05:36 PM

Aliantha Maybe the stress of thinking... 06-17-2014, 05:37 PM

Nirvana Food poisoning hurt so bad... 06-20-2014, 10:48 AM

glatt Hope you feel better soon. ... 06-20-2014, 10:53 AM

Nirvana Thanks Glatt :) 06-21-2014, 12:36 AM

Gravdigr Been there, done that. ... 07-01-2014, 04:16 PM

DanaC This piece about Judy Blume... 07-11-2014, 05:01 PM

footfootfoot Somehow fucked up my... 07-12-2014, 11:18 AM

xoxoxoBruce Ask for roe, to make it worth... 07-12-2014, 12:18 PM

footfootfoot The mortgage is currently... 07-12-2014, 01:16 PM

BigV ... is it under by a lot or a... 07-12-2014, 07:08 PM

Sundae The person looking after Diz... 07-12-2014, 02:57 PM

xoxoxoBruce Obviously Cattaxi has been... 07-12-2014, 03:03 PM

Carruthers I bet that when she was at... 07-12-2014, 04:37 PM

DanaC Very difficult to actually... 07-12-2014, 04:46 PM

monster I understand that you are... 07-12-2014, 07:57 PM

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Sundae I think it's paranoia after a... 07-12-2014, 08:18 PM

Aliantha I have had a slight tremor in... 07-12-2014, 09:34 PM

monster It will go away if you try... 07-12-2014, 10:10 PM

xoxoxoBruce Ah, so you're the ones... 07-13-2014, 12:59 AM

elSicomoro My son decided to take a swim... 07-13-2014, 10:13 PM

lumberjim You have a son? 07-14-2014, 12:38 AM

elSicomoro Where have you been? The Mrs... 07-14-2014, 09:31 AM

DanaC I knew about the divorce and... 07-14-2014, 09:56 AM

elSicomoro This is what happens when... 07-14-2014, 09:59 AM

lumberjim You have a step son. I... 07-16-2014, 12:50 PM

Gravdigr Perhaps he's adopted the boy? 07-16-2014, 01:03 PM

elSicomoro I'm the only dad he has ever... 07-16-2014, 03:42 PM

lumberjim Ok, don't get bent. I was... 07-16-2014, 04:06 PM

elSicomoro All good. Sent from my... 07-16-2014, 04:24 PM

elSicomoro And he fell off his bike this... 07-16-2014, 04:35 PM

Griff Bummer. I'm irritated with... 07-16-2014, 04:39 PM

monster Sic ...does he call you Dad? ... 07-16-2014, 07:48 PM

elSicomoro Ummm...as a whole, it's been... 07-16-2014, 08:16 PM

Carruthers Due to a combination of... 07-21-2014, 03:29 PM

Sundae For a seond I read that as... 07-21-2014, 03:44 PM

xoxoxoBruce Embuggerance? What a lovely... 07-21-2014, 07:04 PM

Gravdigr It's perfectly cromulent. 07-22-2014, 01:54 PM

lumberjim Sounds like a synonym for... 07-22-2014, 05:13 AM

Carruthers I've used it from time to... 07-22-2014, 05:35 AM

xoxoxoBruce Flexible, very. Wikitionary... 07-22-2014, 11:37 AM

Sundae NSFW - Language 07-22-2014, 01:29 PM

DanaC Also 'bugger' as a term of... 07-22-2014, 01:54 PM

Aliantha I say 'bugger it' all the... 07-22-2014, 06:19 PM

xoxoxoBruce Oh, oh, gimme your phone... 07-22-2014, 06:40 PM

Aliantha :lol2: 07-23-2014, 03:19 AM

Gravdigr Good buddy's gf's grandson... 07-23-2014, 02:56 PM

glatt Awesome. :) 07-23-2014, 03:12 PM

glatt Just got an email from my... 07-23-2014, 04:02 PM

Sundae Soylent Green. 07-23-2014, 04:10 PM

Griff razor wit! 07-23-2014, 04:13 PM

glatt *snort* 07-23-2014, 04:53 PM

elSicomoro I am unimpressed by Vanilla... 07-24-2014, 11:14 PM

Carruthers The weekend newspapers are... 08-10-2014, 12:21 PM

xoxoxoBruce But... but... but it wasn't... 08-10-2014, 12:31 PM

Nirvana I go to my bank to deposit a... 08-10-2014, 02:23 PM

Clodfobble Party-pooper answer: check... 08-10-2014, 04:14 PM

Nirvana All they need is 60 seconds... 08-10-2014, 07:39 PM

xoxoxoBruce My buddy was here this... 08-10-2014, 07:51 PM

orthodoc My husband's disability... 08-10-2014, 08:48 PM

Undertoad At this time, bank tellers... 08-10-2014, 09:58 PM

lumberjim The hold they put on... 08-11-2014, 01:49 PM

BigV Word. The bank doesn't... 08-11-2014, 02:29 PM

xoxoxoBruce A good credit union, is a... 08-11-2014, 02:37 PM

lumberjim And fuckery like the above is... 08-11-2014, 02:36 PM

orthodoc I'm cautious to the point... 08-12-2014, 09:01 PM

Gravdigr Heh, my phone has a feature... 08-13-2014, 09:28 AM

Gravdigr In my neck-o-the-woods, to... 08-13-2014, 09:32 AM

lumberjim Ain't skeert 08-13-2014, 12:46 PM

glatt Irritated that the Camry... 08-14-2014, 09:21 AM

Nirvana LJ i was already on the CU... 08-14-2014, 10:43 AM

lumberjim Yah, find another guy. ... 08-14-2014, 11:37 AM

Gravdigr Dude, I totally wasn't... 08-14-2014, 11:47 AM

lumberjim yeah, yeah... I knew that. ... 08-14-2014, 11:59 AM

Gravdigr He said I got a purty heid. ... 08-14-2014, 12:11 PM

Big Sarge Do you use a lot of... 08-22-2014, 08:12 AM

Clodfobble If you run a business that... 08-14-2014, 01:13 PM

xoxoxoBruce That's crazy clod, I'd go off... 08-14-2014, 01:31 PM

glatt I looked it up online in the... 08-14-2014, 01:51 PM

xoxoxoBruce I question whether a cracked... 08-14-2014, 02:07 PM

Clodfobble The thing is, this really... 08-14-2014, 02:51 PM

xoxoxoBruce Maybe your voice reminds them... 08-14-2014, 09:33 PM

glatt It's beyond irritating me... 08-16-2014, 02:12 PM

xoxoxoBruce Nope, can't make that... 08-16-2014, 04:24 PM

glatt Yeah. I got it out. It was... 08-16-2014, 06:23 PM

xoxoxoBruce It was hard to turn, snapped... 08-16-2014, 10:02 PM

glatt Yeah. It was very easy to... 08-17-2014, 07:11 AM

xoxoxoBruce No, any position. It can be... 08-17-2014, 04:26 PM

infinite monkey The barely dressed-up insult.... 08-21-2014, 09:18 AM

infinite monkey And word ass. It never fails... 08-21-2014, 09:19 AM

lumberjim Poop! 08-21-2014, 10:30 AM

infinite monkey pooh 08-21-2014, 10:32 AM

lumberjim Piglet 08-22-2014, 07:49 AM

DanaC My shoulder is really... 08-22-2014, 08:21 AM

Gravdigr About a two years ago a good... 08-22-2014, 01:38 PM

glatt Shit. I'd miss having a leg. 08-22-2014, 01:42 PM

Griff Damn straight. 08-22-2014, 01:49 PM

Big Sarge prayers sent for your friend,... 08-22-2014, 01:50 PM

Gravdigr Thanks Sarge. I'll pass them... 08-22-2014, 02:28 PM

Clodfobble That sucks, Grav. Sorry about... 08-23-2014, 07:25 AM

Sundae Very mild irritation for me.... 08-28-2014, 11:35 AM

Undertoad I'm home from work today due... 10-06-2014, 02:37 PM

infinite monkey smoke detector? carbon... 10-06-2014, 02:40 PM

Undertoad This is possible but... 10-06-2014, 02:45 PM

monster for me it's usually a... 10-06-2014, 03:11 PM

Gravdigr Oh, man, I can't stand that... 10-06-2014, 03:17 PM

Undertoad Old cellphone is off, and has... 10-06-2014, 03:28 PM

Carruthers Separate utility room? ... 10-06-2014, 03:43 PM

Undertoad I switched off the washer... 10-06-2014, 03:49 PM

Griff You'll prolly have to burn... 10-06-2014, 04:18 PM

Undertoad Nope, no sump, and if there... 10-06-2014, 04:21 PM

sexobon With my smoke detectors, it... 10-06-2014, 05:36 PM

Undertoad I have ruled out two smoke... 10-06-2014, 05:51 PM

Undertoad I have ruled out upstairs. 10-06-2014, 06:03 PM

Undertoad I have ruled out the tablet. 10-06-2014, 06:19 PM

John Adams Hearing aid? 10-06-2014, 06:39 PM

orthodoc I have spent an entire... 10-06-2014, 06:41 PM

Undertoad Suspicions have moved to the... 10-06-2014, 07:19 PM

Undertoad Ruled out. Now under... 10-06-2014, 07:36 PM

Undertoad That's ruled out and the beep... 10-06-2014, 07:47 PM

Undertoad FOUND IT. Verizon FIOS... 10-06-2014, 08:05 PM

Undertoad It's $50 to replace this... 10-06-2014, 08:31 PM

sexobon Yeahbut, they gave you an... 10-06-2014, 08:56 PM

xoxoxoBruce But they moved on to power... 10-07-2014, 12:47 AM

monster Something just beeped in my... 10-06-2014, 08:42 PM

infinite monkey Beepapalooza! 10-06-2014, 08:54 PM

Aliantha Eva is going through issues... 10-07-2014, 04:48 AM

Gravdigr beep 10-07-2014, 03:54 PM

monster lol 10-07-2014, 08:40 PM

Aliantha No nap for her today. Let's... 10-08-2014, 12:41 AM

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glatt Good luck Ali. Hope it... 10-08-2014, 07:46 AM

DanaC I can see that would be... 10-08-2014, 08:53 AM

Gravdigr I don't read the newspaper... 10-08-2014, 02:30 PM

Aliantha No problem at bedtime last... 10-08-2014, 03:50 PM

DanaC Yey:) 10-08-2014, 04:31 PM

Aliantha Yes, it would have been... 10-08-2014, 06:04 PM

infinite monkey My knee. Old basketball... 10-10-2014, 05:53 PM

Griff One of my fencing buddies,... 10-10-2014, 06:26 PM

sexobon Big word, three syllables,... 10-10-2014, 06:29 PM

infinite monkey This isn't going well. My... 10-14-2014, 03:54 PM

infinite monkey :) Yeah, the first doc I... 10-10-2014, 06:32 PM

infinite monkey Thanks, sexobon! I... 10-10-2014, 06:35 PM

monster It might irritate me if I... 10-13-2014, 07:53 PM

limey I abandoned WWF when it kept... 10-14-2014, 04:40 AM

Aliantha I had to read monsters post... 10-14-2014, 06:29 AM

Carruthers Likewise! I also had to... 10-14-2014, 06:45 AM

classicman WSS^ 10-14-2014, 03:25 PM

classicman Bummer ... take it easy, wth... 10-14-2014, 04:00 PM

infinite monkey As great as that sounds, I... 10-14-2014, 04:04 PM

glatt If you need crutches, go to a... 10-14-2014, 08:57 PM

classicman I hear ya, IM. I'm looking... 10-16-2014, 08:14 PM

Undertoad Year one I caught two mice... 10-24-2014, 07:06 AM

glatt Maybe you are catching more... 10-24-2014, 07:39 AM

Gravdigr Buy cheese. Or a gray... 10-24-2014, 11:10 AM

Gravdigr This as good a place as any,... 10-24-2014, 11:20 AM

Lola Bunny What's mildly irritating you... 10-27-2014, 08:12 PM

fargon Cats, Mr. Undertoad, Cats. 10-24-2014, 12:23 PM

Undertoad Adding a cat would cost me... 10-24-2014, 12:32 PM

Gravdigr Better make friends, then. ... 10-24-2014, 12:50 PM

limey My cats bring me mice. And... 10-24-2014, 01:06 PM

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Griff C'mon worth the money. Meet... 10-24-2014, 08:52 PM

Carruthers Last night a Badger, or... 10-25-2014, 04:54 AM

BigV Those look like exit wounds... 10-25-2014, 11:00 AM

Gravdigr I would go full Carl Spackler... 10-25-2014, 02:05 PM

Carruthers Had to look up 'Carl... 10-25-2014, 02:24 PM

xoxoxoBruce I've got your badger right... 10-25-2014, 03:15 PM

monster this made me laugh earlier... 10-25-2014, 10:33 PM

Aliantha Holey shyte. Those badgers... 10-26-2014, 05:46 AM

Carruthers This is what they did two... 10-26-2014, 06:42 AM

Gravdigr Yeah, even Shaft... 10-26-2014, 02:10 PM

Undertoad Two more mice last night... 10-27-2014, 07:11 AM

Carruthers Shone a torch out of the... 10-27-2014, 05:07 PM

footfootfoot Got a call today from a... 10-27-2014, 05:20 PM

xoxoxoBruce No no, certainly after they... 10-27-2014, 08:13 PM

classicman You should go on the... 10-27-2014, 05:27 PM

Griff I took an interview today... 10-27-2014, 06:46 PM

footfootfoot Yeah, they have a ton of... 10-27-2014, 05:34 PM

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Sundae My current interaction with... 10-30-2014, 06:18 AM

glatt Wow! Look at squirrel nutkin... 10-30-2014, 07:15 AM

Carruthers That's a great picture of the... 10-30-2014, 08:40 AM

Gravdigr Great pics, Sundae! Hope... 10-30-2014, 02:48 PM

Aliantha I posted this article about... 10-30-2014, 04:51 PM

limey Ignore them Ali! Sent by... 10-30-2014, 05:17 PM

Clodfobble No shit, when meningitis put... 10-30-2014, 06:18 PM

xoxoxoBruce That's why I was taken back... 10-30-2014, 06:20 PM

Clodfobble Oh, that was long ago, and... 10-30-2014, 06:52 PM

Aliantha Thank god for you guys. I... 10-30-2014, 06:56 PM

classicman Missed that on your Fb page. ... 10-30-2014, 08:30 PM

Aliantha Oh awesome! Hope Dan had a... 10-30-2014, 10:57 PM

busterb X-mas music started today.... 11-01-2014, 11:20 AM

Griff Saw a damn lit tree in a yard... 11-01-2014, 09:16 PM

sexobon Maybe the lights are meant to... 11-01-2014, 11:00 PM

Griff I'm thinking the turkey put... 11-02-2014, 11:23 AM

John Adams Just had a fifth interview... 11-12-2014, 05:01 PM

xoxoxoBruce Do they know that? Was the... 11-12-2014, 07:46 PM

Aliantha all the shops here are full... 11-02-2014, 04:15 AM

Carruthers One local supermarket has... 11-02-2014, 05:02 AM

monster How long have you done your... 11-12-2014, 09:10 PM

glatt Irritating me yesterday, but... 11-17-2014, 03:31 PM

Gravdigr You and the wife take that... 11-17-2014, 03:52 PM

Clodfobble I agree. When they're little,... 11-17-2014, 04:03 PM

xoxoxoBruce Chain 'em to a radiator for a... 11-17-2014, 07:04 PM

Carruthers A Badger ripped up the back... 12-03-2014, 09:50 AM

Gravdigr Infinite loop warning. 12-03-2014, 04:23 PM

Sundae Virulent hiccups AND... 12-03-2014, 02:33 PM

Gravdigr I can't help with the bleedy... 12-03-2014, 04:21 PM

limey Got the pics! Will post 2moz.... 12-03-2014, 04:47 PM

DanaC Would it cheer you up at all... 12-03-2014, 02:56 PM

orthodoc My cure for virulent hiccups... 12-03-2014, 08:47 PM

footfootfoot day three of my man cold. I... 12-04-2014, 11:44 AM

footfootfoot Fucking Shrews! Again. 12-04-2014, 01:45 PM

Gravdigr Just leave the goddamned door... 12-04-2014, 01:55 PM

Gravdigr Also: If there was a button... 12-04-2014, 01:56 PM

lumberjim ____________________That... 12-04-2014, 02:12 PM

Gravdigr Die, screechy scum, die!! 12-04-2014, 02:13 PM

footfootfoot So I'm registered with two... 12-07-2014, 06:32 PM

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xoxoxoBruce It's catch 22, foots... 12-07-2014, 07:06 PM

infinite monkey I hear ya. I've been going... 12-07-2014, 07:12 PM

Sundae Note to my downstairs... 12-08-2014, 01:19 AM

Griff I hear you foot. Somehow... 12-08-2014, 06:02 AM

Undertoad Yeah. For a long time with... 12-08-2014, 07:12 AM

Clodfobble Part of it is they also... 12-08-2014, 08:46 AM

Gravdigr Sadly, that makes more than a... 12-08-2014, 03:22 PM

footfootfoot I'm with you on the lying... 12-08-2014, 04:55 PM

Undertoad "How did you get fired from... 12-08-2014, 05:44 PM

footfootfoot snortle 12-08-2014, 07:25 PM

DanaC Heheheh. 12-09-2014, 02:47 AM

monster with you too foot. or is... 12-09-2014, 08:29 AM

Clodfobble :lol: 12-09-2014, 11:31 AM

infinite monkey Ok, so one job is with a... 12-09-2014, 04:27 PM

Gravdigr What's mildly irritating you... 12-09-2014, 04:47 PM

glatt THAT is cool! THAT is... 12-10-2014, 07:41 AM

monster YAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!! Now... 12-09-2014, 09:22 PM

infinite monkey Thanks monster and glatt.... 12-10-2014, 08:27 AM

glatt Did they train you on which... 12-10-2014, 08:41 AM

infinite monkey As a 'helper' the training... 12-11-2014, 08:30 AM

Griff A girl, ok middle-aged white... 12-10-2014, 08:48 AM

Clodfobble My cousin's wife was in the... 12-10-2014, 09:03 AM

glatt This job I'm in now started... 12-10-2014, 10:27 AM

xoxoxoBruce That company is an... 12-10-2014, 12:26 PM

xoxoxoBruce It seems the Amazon/USPS... 12-10-2014, 08:06 PM

glatt It's physically possible to... 12-11-2014, 08:31 AM

Gravdigr Five (hours) if you walk like... 12-11-2014, 03:14 PM

glatt I just saw infinite monkey's... 12-11-2014, 03:22 PM

orthodoc I have an important... 12-13-2014, 09:13 AM

footfootfoot Dress like a Pirate. 12-13-2014, 10:40 AM

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xoxoxoBruce Or Borg. :yesnod: 12-13-2014, 01:36 PM

orthodoc Hahaha! I wish ... ... 12-13-2014, 02:20 PM

Gravdigr They'll make your testicles... 12-13-2014, 02:47 PM

orthodoc I'll keep that in mind. ;) ... 12-13-2014, 03:35 PM

infinite monkey The subtle dick sucking. 12-21-2014, 04:40 PM

Gravdigr Oh, ye--Wait, whut? 12-22-2014, 03:12 PM

Undertoad There is surely no work to be... 12-22-2014, 03:13 PM

Griff Ah well, tomorrow is another... 12-24-2014, 05:41 PM

sexobon Eeeeeeeeasy money. These... 12-22-2014, 04:25 PM

Gravdigr My computer just had a... 12-23-2014, 12:47 PM

glatt I totally did this too! 12-23-2014, 02:04 PM

Gravdigr Curious minds...:rolleyes: 12-23-2014, 03:53 PM

Gravdigr Goddamn, I fucking hate... 12-26-2014, 10:01 AM

classicman Holy shit! I just got a few... 12-26-2014, 05:22 PM

Gravdigr I pulled glitter out of my... 12-26-2014, 05:36 PM

Clodfobble The kids are watching "Short... 12-26-2014, 06:43 PM

lumberjim Dis assemble? Number 5 is... 12-26-2014, 07:39 PM

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footfootfoot You could trap them and sell... 12-31-2014, 06:29 AM

Carruthers :o:o:o I Emailed the same... 12-31-2014, 07:01 AM

glatt I like your garden. Maybe... 12-31-2014, 07:50 AM

Carruthers Yes, it's not a bad size, all... 12-31-2014, 08:03 AM

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xoxoxoBruce But of course, that drunk... 12-31-2014, 08:47 AM

footfootfoot Yield to no badger! 12-31-2014, 01:08 PM

Gravdigr Cede no ground! 12-31-2014, 01:43 PM

Gravdigr Booo. Hiss, booo. :p: 12-31-2014, 02:29 PM

Griff XT8hE7_8BCY 12-31-2014, 04:11 PM

Gravdigr Here in about an hour or so,... 12-31-2014, 05:29 PM

Gravdigr Missed it by thirty minutes. 01-01-2015, 02:04 PM

xoxoxoBruce Nothing wrong with being... 01-01-2015, 02:08 PM

Griff Good lord NFL get some... 01-03-2015, 10:39 PM

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infinite monkey See, here's the thing: Benny... 01-04-2015, 04:14 PM

Griff Nah, they played a terrible... 01-04-2015, 05:52 PM

infinite monkey rRqKYXcL-2U 01-04-2015, 04:17 PM

classicman lol 01-04-2015, 04:57 PM

Gravdigr Re: NFL Bad Lip Reading ... 01-05-2015, 02:29 PM

monster One of the kitchen lights got... 01-15-2015, 09:41 PM

infinite monkey I'm usually good with knives.... 02-08-2015, 06:48 PM

lumberjim Sorry about your finger 02-08-2015, 07:54 PM

DanaC Whs^ 02-09-2015, 04:44 AM

fargon Me too WHS^^ 02-09-2015, 06:22 AM

infinite monkey Heh...thanks! That was the... 02-09-2015, 06:28 AM

glatt Glad it's feeling better. 02-09-2015, 06:36 AM

infinite monkey It's still sore, and getting... 02-09-2015, 07:01 AM

glatt Two finger typing has its... 02-09-2015, 10:15 AM

Sundae Today I am being horrendously... 02-09-2015, 10:33 AM

Lamplighter rqbomTIWCZ8 02-09-2015, 10:54 AM

BigV LOL 02-09-2015, 12:02 PM

footfootfoot I'm not sorry about your... 02-09-2015, 06:37 PM

lumberjim Snickers hit the long ball... 02-09-2015, 08:45 PM

BigV fuck. I work until 7... 02-11-2015, 10:53 PM

infinite monkey My car wouldn't start... 02-13-2015, 07:17 AM

Griff I'm beginning to suspect that... 02-13-2015, 07:23 AM

glatt I'm happy for you, infinite... 02-13-2015, 07:38 AM

infinite monkey Thanks! I'm doing so much... 02-13-2015, 07:43 AM

infinite monkey My car insurance makes... 02-13-2015, 07:59 AM

footfootfoot Sounds like a new battery and... 02-13-2015, 09:53 AM

infinite monkey I'll find out. It was towed a... 02-13-2015, 09:57 AM

Clodfobble You know how you have an... 02-13-2015, 11:57 AM

footfootfoot Nahh, it's pretty common. So... 02-13-2015, 12:19 PM

Sundae You're a smart cookie, Clod,... 02-17-2015, 12:33 PM

Gravdigr I experienced almost this... 02-13-2015, 12:05 PM

infinite monkey Got my car back. Battery. 130... 02-13-2015, 04:36 PM

Clodfobble At least you have the power... 02-13-2015, 05:50 PM

infinite monkey Thanks! It's funny how... 02-13-2015, 06:53 PM

monster tell me about it. :( I had... 02-13-2015, 08:49 PM

orthodoc Losing self-locomotion has... 02-13-2015, 09:20 PM

BigV For some, it's a deliberate... 02-13-2015, 10:17 PM

orthodoc Sure. My younger brother... 02-14-2015, 06:37 PM

Clodfobble The author is from Boston,... 02-17-2015, 04:03 PM

monster which one? Joolerry is... 02-17-2015, 09:51 PM

infinite monkey There is a guy from The... 02-17-2015, 06:18 PM

monster Then again, many say Liberry... 02-17-2015, 09:53 PM

Gravdigr The pre-made salad I just... 02-18-2015, 03:21 PM

DanaC Boooooo! Not true!!! 02-18-2015, 03:33 PM

Sundae Carrots are the Devil's... 02-18-2015, 04:07 PM

DanaC No! Of all the... 02-18-2015, 04:31 PM

Griff Terry Gross of NPR fame and... 02-18-2015, 08:21 PM

xoxoxoBruce That's because you live so... 02-19-2015, 12:36 AM

Sundae My Community Support Worker... 02-19-2015, 06:31 AM

DanaC Shit. The benefits system is... 02-19-2015, 12:32 PM

anonymous I knew it I knew it I knew... 02-20-2015, 01:33 PM

glatt Good for you both then. Even... 02-20-2015, 01:37 PM

xoxoxoBruce It that any way to speak of... 02-20-2015, 02:51 PM

Carruthers Phone spam. 02-27-2015, 09:35 AM

Undertoad yKQGT8Qc8Wo 02-20-2015, 02:33 PM

Gravdigr Meh, fuck that funny-lookin... 02-20-2015, 02:37 PM

monster your service provider... 02-28-2015, 10:50 PM

Carruthers A great many of these calls... 03-01-2015, 01:00 AM

xoxoxoBruce I'm pretty sure we both know,... 03-01-2015, 10:21 AM

BigV The asshole behind me in line... 03-01-2015, 12:57 AM

Gravdigr That's what power side... 03-01-2015, 03:15 PM

monster After three years bitching... 03-16-2015, 08:29 PM

elSicomoro My jeans don't fit... 03-18-2015, 06:37 PM

fargon Congratulations, now go cut a... 03-18-2015, 08:39 PM

elSicomoro Already did that...still too... 03-18-2015, 08:47 PM

fargon That works for me. 03-19-2015, 07:24 AM

Aliantha The kids. I think my period... 03-22-2015, 05:43 PM

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monster (small) Thrift Stores can be... 04-10-2015, 04:30 PM

DanaC I just had to call my... 04-11-2015, 06:15 AM

Carruthers Is it Talkmobile, by any... 04-11-2015, 06:30 AM

DanaC TalkTalk 04-11-2015, 06:37 AM

footfootfoot The Legacy Continues.. 04-15-2015, 06:28 AM

Carruthers I went for a haircut this... 04-15-2015, 08:22 AM

Gravdigr :D 04-15-2015, 03:05 PM

orthodoc I am so tired of... 04-15-2015, 10:30 PM

glatt Just mildly irritating? ... 04-16-2015, 09:01 AM

BigV Dear Opera help-bot, I... 04-16-2015, 10:35 AM

infinite monkey Rudeness. So I went to... 04-19-2015, 01:57 PM

infinite monkey OMG now she's singing!!!!!... 04-19-2015, 02:17 PM

Gravdigr Have you considered that,... 04-19-2015, 03:48 PM

infinite monkey I so am! That occurred to me... 04-19-2015, 05:20 PM

Sundae Can you hear my belly? I... 04-20-2015, 01:37 PM

Gravdigr IPCOLAPLTN (I positively... 04-20-2015, 03:54 PM

limey Ah. I wondered what the noise... 04-20-2015, 01:48 PM

DanaC i thought it was thunder.... 04-20-2015, 02:11 PM

Carruthers You're not too far from the... 04-20-2015, 02:35 PM

fargon I know the feeling. I hope... 04-20-2015, 03:02 PM

Gravdigr My best friend has the most... 04-20-2015, 03:59 PM

Gravdigr That's a pretty good haul. 05-14-2015, 02:25 PM

infinite monkey Needy cuntz. 05-17-2015, 04:32 PM

Lamplighter ??? 05-17-2015, 07:34 PM

Gravdigr Yeah. Yeah, I do. 05-17-2015, 07:44 PM

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fargon Rite in my back yard 05-17-2015, 06:01 PM

wolf Where the hell is my fire TV... 06-11-2015, 08:48 PM

Gravdigr I lose mine on the top of the... 06-12-2015, 11:32 AM

wolf Over the side and under the... 06-12-2015, 01:22 PM

Sundae Things I apparently need... 06-12-2015, 03:24 PM

Gravdigr Boxers. Boxers have me... 06-26-2015, 03:05 PM

monster oh, I thought you had an... 06-26-2015, 07:11 PM

infinite monkey Sleep deprivation. I guess... 07-16-2015, 09:48 AM

glatt Can you sleep OK when it's... 07-16-2015, 10:14 AM

infinite monkey Usually I can...the problem... 07-16-2015, 11:07 AM

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glatt Weird. That sucks. Try... 07-16-2015, 11:12 AM

infinite monkey I'll try it. At night I am... 07-16-2015, 11:15 AM

infinite monkey btw, glatt, you look totally... 07-16-2015, 11:26 AM

glatt Try it. It will press your... 07-16-2015, 12:12 PM

glatt Oh, and too much wine will... 07-16-2015, 12:18 PM

BigV I'll try it. My sleep is... 07-16-2015, 10:01 PM

xoxoxoBruce Potassium... 07-16-2015, 10:38 PM

infinite monkey Oh, I know. But I don't have... 07-16-2015, 12:26 PM

Clodfobble Or possibly calcium. I used... 07-16-2015, 10:50 PM

monster Magnesium 07-17-2015, 08:27 AM

Undertoad bfrv8Y9746g 07-17-2015, 09:14 AM

BigV UT, you crack me the hell up!... 07-17-2015, 09:20 AM

it So the other day I call me... 07-23-2015, 04:28 PM

Sundae Last night, as I slept,... 07-27-2015, 01:17 AM

Gravdigr Apparently, I've been... 07-27-2015, 02:10 PM

xoxoxoBruce Maybe Sullivan and Wazowski... 07-27-2015, 07:00 PM

Gravdigr No monsters under mah... 07-28-2015, 12:47 PM

Clodfobble You could try using an eye... 07-27-2015, 07:46 PM

Clodfobble Stupid phone died this... 07-28-2015, 04:43 PM

xoxoxoBruce On the upside, you have a... 07-28-2015, 05:48 PM

sexobon Then you'd probably like me,... 07-28-2015, 11:16 PM

Lola Bunny Stupidly, I clicked on a link... 07-31-2015, 02:07 PM

xoxoxoBruce Get a small one, like... 07-31-2015, 03:14 PM

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BigV aww, won't you reconsider? ... 07-31-2015, 11:04 PM

Lola Bunny You mean the CD? I haven't... 08-01-2015, 03:01 PM

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Lamplighter I'm very glad things are... 08-05-2015, 07:55 AM

Lola Bunny Ok, thanks! 08-07-2015, 09:40 PM

Gravdigr :lol2: 08-05-2015, 11:56 PM

Sundae Library: The Cellar is... 08-06-2015, 09:05 AM

Big Sarge Wait a minute!! You mean... 08-08-2015, 10:31 AM

xoxoxoBruce No, I blew that deal with my... 08-08-2015, 11:12 AM

footfootfoot Don't worry, we're thinking... 08-08-2015, 12:24 PM

xoxoxoBruce If it's any consolation, I... 08-08-2015, 03:43 PM

Gravdigr :jagoff: 08-09-2015, 09:35 PM

Sundae Does parcel tracking ever... 08-10-2015, 05:30 AM

xoxoxoBruce It's the rats, they beat you... 08-10-2015, 10:05 AM

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Gravdigr I often say that I am not... 08-14-2015, 02:56 PM

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Gravdigr 57278 :facepalm: 07-06-2016, 01:13 PM

fargon No Shit. 08-14-2015, 03:17 PM

xoxoxoBruce But it's "special" dirt, in a... 08-14-2015, 03:45 PM

DanaC Absolutely. No shit - just... 08-14-2015, 03:55 PM

fargon I was agreeing with Grav. 08-14-2015, 04:27 PM

DanaC I know hon. I just thought it... 08-15-2015, 03:17 AM

xoxoxoBruce No, no, no, don't want air in... 08-15-2015, 07:03 AM

footfootfoot Probably as close as they... 08-14-2015, 05:49 PM

Undertoad "This is the dirt that could... 08-14-2015, 07:02 PM

Carruthers Dirt in a jar? Rank amateurs!... 08-15-2015, 02:29 AM

it Wait... Wouldn't most dirt on... 08-15-2015, 01:45 PM

Gravdigr FIFY. :D 08-15-2015, 03:05 PM

it Thank you. That's one hole in... 08-15-2015, 05:12 PM

DanaC Pshaw....here he comes again,... 08-15-2015, 01:49 PM

footfootfoot Canned shit... 08-15-2015, 06:39 PM

Sundae Trying to get the train... 08-17-2015, 08:46 AM

limey Sorry that it's been so... 08-17-2015, 12:28 PM

Sundae WELL. As it turns out, the... 08-18-2015, 03:40 AM

glatt Wait, Virgin is a train... 08-18-2015, 07:34 AM

Sundae Virgin is a huge company,... 08-18-2015, 08:02 AM

it Is it weird that Richard... 08-20-2015, 12:37 PM

it Next 48 hours going to be a... 08-26-2015, 12:19 PM

elSicomoro Two people were killed on... 08-26-2015, 01:28 PM

it I understand the disgust... 08-26-2015, 04:48 PM

Gravdigr When they let that guy go, a... 08-26-2015, 02:10 PM

elSicomoro No, I get that, traceur. I... 08-26-2015, 04:52 PM

Undertoad White people kill black... 08-26-2015, 05:03 PM

Lamplighter UT, you left out one... ... 08-26-2015, 07:11 PM

it You can help resolve all... 08-26-2015, 06:16 PM

Undertoad For the standard... 08-26-2015, 09:25 PM

Undertoad I didn't know until this... 08-27-2015, 07:34 AM

Lamplighter Even the earliest newscasts... 08-27-2015, 08:49 AM

it Office drama... It is... 08-26-2015, 09:30 PM

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xoxoxoBruce Truce at shift change. 08-26-2015, 09:43 PM

it So... Does it still count as... 09-01-2015, 03:57 PM

xoxoxoBruce No, that's not the definition... 09-01-2015, 04:33 PM

it I always related more to... 08-26-2015, 11:31 PM

Undertoad News doesn't mention race... 08-27-2015, 09:30 AM

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Lamplighter We moved last week and... 08-27-2015, 12:55 PM

xoxoxoBruce Gasoline, mineral spirits,... 08-27-2015, 01:22 PM

Lamplighter Kaaabooom - all gone ! :D 08-27-2015, 02:27 PM

xoxoxoBruce Kaaabooom? If you want, but... 08-27-2015, 02:38 PM

Clodfobble I am participating in an... 08-27-2015, 01:51 PM

footfootfoot Yeah, that's why I stopped... 08-30-2015, 09:39 PM

Clodfobble Turns out I got lucky--was... 08-31-2015, 10:22 PM

xoxoxoBruce Congrats. :thumb: 09-01-2015, 12:34 AM

glatt Fucking Bezos. Amazon is... 09-01-2015, 08:08 AM

xoxoxoBruce Amazon ships about 3,300,000... 09-01-2015, 09:15 AM

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glatt When you buy an item from... 09-04-2015, 08:56 AM

xoxoxoBruce I've seen the notice that the... 09-04-2015, 12:07 PM

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glatt We talked about this a while... 11-05-2015, 07:48 AM

Sundae I have a dodgy leg. Two... 09-01-2015, 02:25 PM

it I am Israeli, that was kind... 09-01-2015, 04:41 PM

glatt Looked at the shipping label... 09-05-2015, 06:21 AM

Carruthers I'm awaiting an Amazon... 09-05-2015, 08:49 AM

xoxoxoBruce That's what fedex does here,... 09-05-2015, 04:32 PM

Lamplighter Some weekend, get a can of... 09-05-2015, 04:53 PM

monster Went to pharmacy to look for... 09-05-2015, 05:54 PM

it So I started watching... 09-05-2015, 06:26 PM

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xoxoxoBruce Bandage Remover? I wouldn't... 09-05-2015, 06:39 PM

monster gosh darn looks like I forgot... 09-07-2015, 03:20 PM

footfootfoot citra-solv gets any adhesive... 09-06-2015, 10:32 AM

Gravdigr Rubbing alcohol. Must be... 09-06-2015, 03:19 PM

xoxoxoBruce For many years I've been... 09-06-2015, 09:38 PM

monster Rubbing alcohol works, but... 09-07-2015, 03:23 PM

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Gravdigr You might try GooGone. It's... 09-07-2015, 03:52 PM

glatt I got tar on my hand a week... 09-07-2015, 04:41 PM

footfootfoot same stuff as citra-solv 09-07-2015, 06:00 PM

Gravdigr If someone had copyrighted it... 09-07-2015, 09:47 AM

xoxoxoBruce Or just call it the National... 09-07-2015, 02:48 PM

fargon I don't know why, it only... 09-07-2015, 05:09 PM

monster ya thanks :rolleyes: Does... 09-07-2015, 08:32 PM

xoxoxoBruce Probably the accent threw... 09-07-2015, 09:15 PM

Carruthers If it's Wednesday, it must be... 09-09-2015, 09:40 AM

xoxoxoBruce Wednesdays I avoid the... 09-09-2015, 09:49 AM

glatt They do that here too, and I... 09-09-2015, 10:11 AM

Clodfobble Aside from general... 09-09-2015, 11:31 AM

BigV Yep. Tips on Increasing... 09-10-2015, 10:11 AM

Gravdigr Planogram... 09-10-2015, 12:29 PM

it Drinking Masturbating... 09-10-2015, 04:19 PM

anonymous In a job one of the worst... 09-11-2015, 09:09 AM

glatt And on top of all that, you... 09-11-2015, 09:19 AM

DanaC Word. Been there, it sucks... 09-11-2015, 12:18 PM

xoxoxoBruce Then you walk into the boss's... 09-11-2015, 03:37 PM

it So does anyone ever gets to... 09-11-2015, 11:29 PM

Gravdigr When I quit/got myself fired... 09-12-2015, 01:58 PM

xoxoxoBruce I've seen shouting matches... 09-12-2015, 05:39 PM

DanaC The latter. No point cutting... 09-12-2015, 03:27 AM

Sundae I thanked my appalling... 09-12-2015, 05:51 AM

it This: Can Christians... 09-13-2015, 12:18 AM

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Gravdigr So this 53372 is a sign... 09-14-2015, 01:47 PM

xoxoxoBruce Yes, but only for the duty of... 09-14-2015, 02:33 PM

it So tired... Waiting for... 09-13-2015, 03:36 AM

it Looking for jackets online...... 09-13-2015, 06:13 PM

it I am not sure... Mountain... 09-14-2015, 10:03 PM

Undertoad https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/... 09-14-2015, 10:07 PM

it I know, it's still sounds... 09-14-2015, 10:22 PM

Gravdigr I swear to God all I do in... 09-18-2015, 12:32 PM

it So I bought my first ubisoft... 09-14-2015, 10:10 PM

it Dr. who fans who take pirate... 09-19-2015, 02:07 PM

DanaC You could stream instead: ... 09-19-2015, 04:51 PM

it I meant upload to streaming... 09-19-2015, 05:43 PM

Sundae Can't stop crying. Not real... 09-20-2015, 05:29 PM

it In that case, I challenge you... 09-20-2015, 10:29 PM

Sundae That was super. If I could... 09-21-2015, 03:23 AM

Happy Monkey Tatiana Maslany was robbed. 09-21-2015, 11:12 AM

DanaC That lass still not got an... 09-21-2015, 11:23 AM

Clodfobble I'm actually stunned that the... 09-21-2015, 11:39 AM

Lamplighter Although they may be using... 09-21-2015, 01:45 PM

it So today it's been one full... 09-23-2015, 05:20 PM

it My laptop's charger is... 10-10-2015, 05:20 AM

DanaC Ouch. No, seriously, ouch. I... 10-10-2015, 05:29 AM

it That's what mind flayers are... 10-10-2015, 06:12 AM

BigV or books. or beer. or... 10-13-2015, 02:06 PM

orthodoc Being unemployed is a risk... 10-13-2015, 06:21 PM

xoxoxoBruce Maybe he just hid 'em... Hmm... 10-13-2015, 08:55 PM

monster Kind of funny because I an... 10-13-2015, 09:03 PM

monster divorce him. Oh wait... 10-13-2015, 08:56 PM

it The other day I had a new... 10-13-2015, 09:15 PM

Clodfobble "Where has Clodfobble been?"... 10-13-2015, 09:58 PM

glatt Is her job to just raise a... 10-14-2015, 08:32 AM

monster the sliced bread one is... 10-13-2015, 10:06 PM

Clodfobble The project editor, who is a... 10-14-2015, 12:28 PM

xoxoxoBruce That tells me Mr Clod has... 10-14-2015, 12:35 PM

glatt I can see why you're... 10-14-2015, 12:53 PM

Griff My teeth would be ground to... 10-17-2015, 11:57 AM

BigV "STET" So. Funny. ... 10-19-2015, 01:20 PM

monster Does that make minifob... 10-19-2015, 06:05 PM

xoxoxoBruce :notworthy 10-20-2015, 06:54 AM

BigV Texas. 10-19-2015, 10:24 PM

DanaC Buses are irritating me. When... 10-20-2015, 07:05 AM

glatt Sounds like you almost need a... 10-20-2015, 07:36 AM

DanaC I wouldn't be comfortable... 10-20-2015, 07:59 AM

Sundae I really feel your pain. The... 10-20-2015, 09:02 AM

John Adams So the good news is I got a... 10-21-2015, 01:31 PM

DanaC Ouch. Still, awesome news on... 10-21-2015, 02:57 PM

xoxoxoBruce Tough job emotionally, likely... 10-21-2015, 04:11 PM

Clodfobble Ugh. I am super unstable... 10-27-2015, 04:23 PM

glatt Woah. Did you guys SEE... 10-27-2015, 04:45 PM

Clodfobble Oh screw you guys. :) 10-27-2015, 04:48 PM

xoxoxoBruce Promises, promises.... 10-27-2015, 06:08 PM

classicman That flash, a glimpse of ...... 10-28-2015, 04:21 PM

Griff This place. :headshake: 10-30-2015, 09:34 AM

Gravdigr :lol2: 10-27-2015, 04:52 PM

Aliantha My lack of motivation, and I... 10-27-2015, 06:27 PM

monster only if you ca be bothered... 10-27-2015, 08:06 PM

sexobon I'm sure I could motivate you... 10-27-2015, 08:01 PM

Aliantha Haha to both of you. I have... 10-27-2015, 08:18 PM

DanaC Whyso Griff? 10-30-2015, 06:11 PM

Griff I think I misplayed emojos. I... 11-06-2015, 07:00 AM

Clodfobble They told you delivery would... 11-05-2015, 09:52 AM

glatt They have not lied to me. ... 11-05-2015, 11:02 AM

xoxoxoBruce I ran smack into a new stick,... 11-05-2015, 11:14 AM

Clodfobble Ooh, haven't seen that one... 11-05-2015, 11:16 AM

glatt The package was just... 11-05-2015, 06:35 PM

Aliantha customers who don't show up... 11-05-2015, 07:03 PM

Aliantha and then want to stand on the... 11-05-2015, 08:12 PM

Sundae People who fart silently in... 11-07-2015, 09:46 AM

classicman IF it was me dealing .... I'd... 11-07-2015, 10:13 AM

Clodfobble Damn credit card number got... 11-16-2015, 05:52 PM

xoxoxoBruce It's only normal at PA liquor... 11-16-2015, 05:55 PM

monster It's 'cause they checked the... 11-16-2015, 06:43 PM

Undertoad i did nothing they can... 11-16-2015, 06:40 PM

monster I don't understand why ten... 11-16-2015, 06:44 PM

xoxoxoBruce Same here, overnight whether... 11-16-2015, 10:26 PM

glatt Mine's been stolen a few... 11-17-2015, 07:30 AM

Clodfobble I don't know, this is the... 11-17-2015, 08:48 AM

Aliantha Credit card fraud is... 11-17-2015, 03:54 PM

lumberjim Never had that happen to me. ... 11-19-2015, 12:43 AM

fargon Your lucky. It has happened... 11-19-2015, 06:26 AM

Aliantha passive aggressive bitching... 11-25-2015, 05:11 PM

lumberjim Was the irony intentional... 11-30-2015, 09:02 PM

Gravdigr Popdigr. 11-29-2015, 04:18 PM

limey Family, hey! Can't live with... 11-29-2015, 04:56 PM

Gravdigr Fixed it. :p: 11-29-2015, 05:53 PM

limey Glad to hear it! Sent by... 11-29-2015, 06:14 PM

Aliantha of course. :) Glad someone... 12-02-2015, 07:44 PM

DanaC Went right over my head lol 12-03-2015, 10:30 AM

Sundae My Mum bought me an online... 12-14-2015, 10:41 AM

monster Can't you insist on heating... 12-14-2015, 08:47 PM

Clodfobble Can you not buy them one at a... 12-14-2015, 11:36 AM

Sundae No, sadly. They only deliver... 12-14-2015, 01:07 PM

glatt My hand hurts. I cut the... 12-14-2015, 06:52 PM

xoxoxoBruce Ouch, that sucks. For some... 12-14-2015, 07:06 PM

Clodfobble Wow, 7 stitches gives me a... 12-14-2015, 08:11 PM

Clodfobble Ah, left I see, from the... 12-14-2015, 08:12 PM

Griff Nice! 12-15-2015, 06:38 AM

glatt I should have taken a picture... 12-15-2015, 07:15 AM

monster Also, how long before the... 12-14-2015, 08:57 PM

Sundae I think this is my best bet. ... 12-15-2015, 07:38 AM

glatt Turns out it's not that bad. ... 12-15-2015, 03:40 PM

Carruthers Supermarkets. 12-16-2015, 09:25 AM

glatt Sometime here, you will see... 12-16-2015, 09:34 AM

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DanaC That's a little different I... 12-16-2015, 11:49 AM

xoxoxoBruce Carruthers, look at it as a... 12-16-2015, 12:52 PM

Carruthers Yep, they're convenience... 12-16-2015, 03:43 PM

xoxoxoBruce Yes, the on the way to work... 12-16-2015, 06:11 PM

Clodfobble Ugh. I just watched a movie... 12-21-2015, 09:03 PM

xoxoxoBruce Oh, so it was a real life... 12-21-2015, 09:25 PM

glatt This... 01-09-2016, 12:30 PM

fargon That would do it I'd bet. How... 01-09-2016, 01:27 PM

sexobon Send it back to China and get... 01-09-2016, 01:56 PM

busterb Harbor freight ? 01-09-2016, 02:04 PM

Griff Looks like a Snap-on? If so,... 01-09-2016, 03:23 PM

xoxoxoBruce I think it's a Snap-Off. 01-09-2016, 03:56 PM

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glatt It was a Craftsman. I had... 01-09-2016, 04:17 PM

xoxoxoBruce Sears is good like that. I... 01-09-2016, 04:30 PM

sexobon All of my hand tools are... 01-09-2016, 05:08 PM

xoxoxoBruce Snap-On sells a 9/16 quarter... 01-09-2016, 05:36 PM

sexobon 9/16" is also my largest 1/4"... 01-09-2016, 06:04 PM

busterb Cashiers that can't make... 01-10-2016, 07:21 PM

monster more pennies she can palm off... 01-10-2016, 07:40 PM

busterb Hum, could be. FWIW I've... 01-11-2016, 06:14 AM

Sundae You know how sometimes... 01-14-2016, 06:46 AM

BigV Sundae, I've bouts with... 01-16-2016, 01:23 PM

DanaC I'm fucking dreading the snow. 01-14-2016, 06:49 AM

Sundae Some of us are softie... 01-14-2016, 06:53 AM

DanaC *chuckles* Should have... 01-14-2016, 07:33 AM

monster I want gas candle lighters... 01-17-2016, 05:10 PM

xoxoxoBruce Because even if you make that... 01-17-2016, 05:18 PM

Clodfobble Butane torch. Often sold as a... 01-17-2016, 09:16 PM

monster A little overkill and over... 01-18-2016, 03:12 AM

lumberjim https://www.amazon.com/dp/B005... 01-18-2016, 07:23 AM

monster and oversized. :D I want... 01-18-2016, 05:34 PM

Sundae I bought a kitchen torch for... 01-18-2016, 07:57 AM

lumberjim Holy run on whatever the hell... 01-18-2016, 08:59 PM

xoxoxoBruce English professors call that... 01-18-2016, 10:47 PM

glatt Not today, but last night. ... 01-19-2016, 10:21 AM

limey Go introduce yourselves in... 01-19-2016, 10:52 AM

Clodfobble We had a shitty front door... 01-19-2016, 11:18 AM

monster I found lighters in the... 01-19-2016, 06:01 PM

xoxoxoBruce Torch him. :haha: 01-19-2016, 09:17 PM

BigV I've had the same experience... 01-19-2016, 10:58 PM

DanaC My front door swings open if... 01-20-2016, 01:50 AM

footfootfoot Said the actress to the... 08-02-2016, 08:49 AM

Sundae "We're not telepathic..." ... 01-20-2016, 07:14 AM

Carruthers Yesterday afternoon, while I... 03-04-2016, 10:52 AM

glatt You're a good guy, Carruthers 03-04-2016, 11:28 AM

Carruthers That's very kind of you to... 03-04-2016, 11:53 AM

xoxoxoBruce glatt is not only kind, he's... 03-04-2016, 12:52 PM

Clodfobble I can't decide whether this... 03-07-2016, 01:44 PM

Clodfobble And for another thing, did it... 03-07-2016, 01:47 PM

DanaC or F. Just a professional... 03-07-2016, 02:03 PM

Gravdigr Well, now you're just being... 03-07-2016, 03:44 PM

Carruthers or G. Just a professional... 03-08-2016, 04:04 AM

BigV Total sexist pandering... 03-07-2016, 04:35 PM

xoxoxoBruce If the rest of the survey was... 03-07-2016, 04:43 PM

monster The books I added to my... 03-17-2016, 07:57 PM

Griff I'm run down per my clock... 03-17-2016, 09:12 PM

footfootfoot Frigging bats. I guess the... 07-04-2016, 10:05 PM

Griff not cool 07-05-2016, 06:02 AM

BigV does that mean you'll be... 07-05-2016, 10:30 PM

lumberjim No good deed goes unpunished 07-05-2016, 10:52 PM

xoxoxoBruce Serves you right for throwing... 07-05-2016, 11:15 PM

footfootfoot Oh the humanity... I'm... 07-06-2016, 10:16 AM

Gravdigr Always stay on the skunk's... 07-06-2016, 12:28 PM

Clodfobble Don't you hate it when you... 07-13-2016, 12:22 PM

xoxoxoBruce It's called life which is... 07-13-2016, 12:27 PM

Undertoad But it's not fair, because... 07-13-2016, 12:39 PM

Clodfobble Sorry, "dream" was ambiguous.... 07-13-2016, 02:47 PM

classicman Typically no one is ever... 07-16-2016, 08:28 AM

Clodfobble Third interview blown today,... 07-19-2016, 06:38 PM

monster is the teenager 18? 07-19-2016, 07:18 PM

Clodfobble Yep. Still unlicensed as... 07-19-2016, 08:13 PM

monster hmm that really is a sad... 07-19-2016, 08:14 PM

monster has said teen looked on... 07-19-2016, 08:15 PM

Clodfobble She's applied for several,... 07-19-2016, 08:18 PM

monster she should move here. we'll... 07-19-2016, 08:26 PM

Clodfobble Yeah, I'm still hoping. There... 07-19-2016, 08:48 PM

sexobon Texas is short on nurses and... 07-19-2016, 10:40 PM

Clodfobble That's an interesting... 07-20-2016, 04:19 PM

footfootfoot I've been working on a job... 07-20-2016, 11:35 AM

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glatt You could probably make one... 07-20-2016, 01:30 PM

footfootfoot I don't think it will come to... 07-21-2016, 08:54 AM

Gravdigr J-B Weld... 07-21-2016, 03:18 PM

BigV What the flux?! 07-21-2016, 09:28 PM

monster She could be an uber... 07-20-2016, 06:36 PM

footfootfoot Oatey 94 Tinning flux. I... 07-22-2016, 08:42 AM

elSicomoro We are supposed to have... 08-02-2016, 02:20 AM

Griff So much drama at the fencing... 08-02-2016, 06:33 AM

Clodfobble Was the coach a volunteer?... 08-02-2016, 07:15 AM

footfootfoot It hasn't worked for me so... 08-02-2016, 08:48 AM

BigV "Unchain my... 08-02-2016, 09:38 AM

Gravdigr Ooh! Joe Cocker! 08-02-2016, 03:41 PM

Gravdigr Went bed at two a.m., woke up... 08-12-2016, 08:46 AM

Clodfobble Anyone have access (likely... 11-06-2016, 11:45 AM

sexobon Some public libraries here... 11-06-2016, 12:48 PM

xoxoxoBruce Dana may have connections? 11-06-2016, 01:31 PM

sexobon If her university library... 11-06-2016, 01:45 PM

xoxoxoBruce It may have been, but she has... 11-06-2016, 01:48 PM

sexobon Unfortunately, The... 11-06-2016, 04:23 PM

xoxoxoBruce I see what you're saying, but... 11-06-2016, 05:16 PM

Clodfobble The article, if it exists, is... 11-06-2016, 07:55 PM

monster I'll ask the Jeebster and... 11-06-2016, 08:04 PM

monster She says no, sorry :/ will... 11-06-2016, 08:30 PM

Clodfobble Nah, it was a current events... 11-06-2016, 09:33 PM

elSicomoro Since I was a kid, I have... 12-04-2016, 05:43 PM

Carruthers Driving home this morning... 12-07-2016, 01:14 PM

Gravdigr Well, give them the benefit... 12-07-2016, 01:55 PM

Carruthers Very charitable, sir! ;) 12-07-2016, 02:02 PM

glatt Most people are not... 12-07-2016, 02:07 PM

BigV Not to mention a lack of... 12-07-2016, 02:40 PM

footfootfoot Which is why it's a fucking... 12-07-2016, 05:36 PM

Pi Already on monday: Since I... 12-09-2016, 03:35 AM

Pi Didn't get better yesterday.... 12-13-2016, 03:06 AM

Griff disappoint. 12-13-2016, 06:53 AM

Gravdigr Pi, have you tried laughing... 12-13-2016, 02:55 PM

footfootfoot Yoga joints are everywhere... 12-16-2016, 07:29 AM

infinite monkey Libillies (the hillbillies... 12-17-2016, 11:53 AM

Pico and ME Yeah but, I totally... 12-17-2016, 12:30 PM

infinite monkey :p: At least it's not Ohio! 12-17-2016, 01:21 PM

Gravdigr Glitter in the mouse pad. ... 12-22-2016, 10:42 AM

Gravdigr Hoosierland - pfff. ... 12-22-2016, 10:44 AM

BigV The little baby microwave... 12-30-2016, 04:33 PM

monster Because if you are not a... 02-11-2017, 02:03 PM

Carruthers More accurately it's what... 02-16-2017, 04:14 AM

footfootfoot Reminds me of this Richard... 02-27-2017, 05:04 PM

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sexobon Your generosity with your... 02-16-2017, 04:54 AM

Carruthers Mea culpa! ;) 02-16-2017, 05:11 AM

xoxoxoBruce That's how it works, a good... 02-16-2017, 09:41 AM

Gravdigr Welcome to my world. 02-16-2017, 02:21 PM

xoxoxoBruce I saw this notice... I was... 02-22-2017, 01:46 PM

Pi No coffee and no internet at... 02-27-2017, 03:36 AM

xoxoxoBruce Oooo, that's brutal,... 02-27-2017, 07:47 AM

Gravdigr Although an excellent... 02-27-2017, 03:45 PM

Pi Having no coffee is not... 02-28-2017, 02:39 AM

BigV That skeleton is looking... 02-27-2017, 08:16 PM

Pi I'd blame the bank manager... 02-28-2017, 02:37 AM

nowhereman There was an article in one... 02-28-2017, 07:44 AM

Gravdigr Heh, I'll be tickled shitless... 02-28-2017, 04:07 PM

footfootfoot Gonna be 57 this year. I... 02-28-2017, 10:41 PM

monster no fucking way! 02-28-2017, 10:56 PM

Griff 52 and no intention of... 03-01-2017, 06:20 AM

footfootfoot My thoughts exactly; you took... 03-04-2017, 05:22 PM

fargon 60 and no intention of... 03-01-2017, 11:38 AM

xoxoxoBruce TV commercial(s)... Some... 03-03-2017, 06:25 PM

Snakeadelic Starlings. Those things are... 03-04-2017, 08:59 AM

Snakeadelic ...only to have my... 03-04-2017, 09:04 AM

DanaC Gotta admit that surprised me! 03-04-2017, 05:30 PM

Gravdigr He's old. I won't be old... 03-06-2017, 03:32 PM

Pico and ME I will be 55 in 13 days. ... 03-06-2017, 05:12 PM

xoxoxoBruce The first 55 won't look so... 03-06-2017, 08:35 PM

monster [QUOTE=Pico and ME;983588]I... 03-06-2017, 09:05 PM

Gravdigr Yeah, I've heard that about... 03-07-2017, 02:04 PM

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sexobon 5967459675 .........DOUBLE... 03-06-2017, 09:53 PM

footfootfoot 55, oh the lusty days of my... 03-07-2017, 07:45 AM

Pico and ME Thanks, me too foot. 03-07-2017, 07:52 AM

fargon 42 more days and I'll be 60. 03-07-2017, 12:49 PM

DanaC I am reliably informed by... 03-07-2017, 01:36 PM

Pico and ME That would mean 50 is the new... 03-07-2017, 01:38 PM

Pico and ME Thanks Grav, that smilie is... 03-08-2017, 03:47 PM

Elspode Cheap IP cam doesn't like my... 03-08-2017, 07:13 PM

Snakeadelic My ovaries. We've had a... 03-12-2017, 08:34 AM

glatt It was warm enough today to... 03-25-2017, 11:59 AM

xoxoxoBruce Teflon Tape.;) 03-25-2017, 02:01 PM

Gravdigr That. 03-25-2017, 03:32 PM

footfootfoot Tighten it 'til it strips,... 03-25-2017, 02:38 PM

Gravdigr What's mildly irritating you... 03-25-2017, 04:00 PM

Carruthers If you don't like spiders,... 03-26-2017, 01:37 PM

xoxoxoBruce Groan :facepalm: By the... 03-26-2017, 01:59 PM

BigV Once he got here, he was... 03-27-2017, 12:04 AM

Gravdigr What's mildly irritating you... 04-04-2017, 02:24 PM

glatt Yep. Teflon tape did it. ... 03-25-2017, 04:11 PM

xoxoxoBruce Heh heh, the fix is always... 03-26-2017, 01:55 AM

Gravdigr That, and hindsight.:D 03-26-2017, 01:30 PM

glatt Apparently the child tax... 04-08-2017, 10:13 AM

Clodfobble This one is irritation by... 04-09-2017, 12:13 PM

Gravdigr I don't understand how... 04-09-2017, 02:43 PM

Clodfobble She died with no will, they... 04-09-2017, 04:08 PM

Clodfobble "Condo" also implies... 04-09-2017, 04:09 PM

xoxoxoBruce Did you tell to make a damn... 04-09-2017, 04:44 PM

Gravdigr I bet she threatened him with... 04-10-2017, 01:13 PM

xoxoxoBruce Women be tricksy, they just... 04-11-2017, 12:03 AM

footfootfoot Sounds like a RT flight from... 04-11-2017, 09:17 AM

Clodfobble As it is, he has to come back... 04-11-2017, 10:37 AM

glatt I was issued a new iPhone SE... 04-21-2017, 07:40 AM

footfootfoot Or not. FmbwR9J6-Yw 05-02-2017, 05:17 PM

monster Joined the parents' facebook... 05-01-2017, 08:03 PM

monster OK, where's the "what might... 05-08-2017, 06:05 PM

Griff You need to go into the past... 05-09-2017, 06:53 AM

monster here I go quoting myself... 05-10-2017, 04:47 PM

Gravdigr I've sleeping w/the stereo on... 05-29-2017, 01:46 PM

Gravdigr What's mildly irritating you... 06-01-2017, 08:44 AM

chrisinhouston I was cleaning some wine... 06-15-2017, 10:09 PM

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Gravdigr Yeah, that's a great bit. ... 05-02-2017, 05:26 PM

DanaC 'eatin some pretentious fruit... 05-03-2017, 04:17 PM

footfootfoot The Doctor warns against... 05-04-2017, 09:54 AM

DanaC Ohmigod, he really does. 05-04-2017, 03:58 PM

xoxoxoBruce Who do? What Doctor? I don't... 05-04-2017, 04:02 PM

Gravdigr I thought it was pretty... 05-04-2017, 02:58 PM

xoxoxoBruce What's funny about that?... 05-04-2017, 03:40 PM

footfootfoot Yes. "Doctor? Doctor... 05-06-2017, 07:18 PM

Clodfobble I wonder how many helicopter... 05-08-2017, 11:40 PM

xoxoxoBruce Monster, remember people look... 05-08-2017, 11:48 PM

Gravdigr Nah, that's not right at all.... 05-09-2017, 01:49 PM

monster why don't you stop... 05-09-2017, 04:23 PM

xoxoxoBruce Well there you go again, try... 05-09-2017, 11:44 PM

footfootfoot I can tell when my ex is... 05-29-2017, 03:41 PM

Griff It's always been like that. :( 05-29-2017, 04:33 PM

sexobon I was once getting unwanted... 05-29-2017, 09:25 PM

sexobon To encourage you to get... 06-15-2017, 10:31 PM

Clodfobble Ugh. Summer schedules can eat... 06-20-2017, 10:55 PM

limey Knitting is the answer to the... 06-21-2017, 03:38 PM

monster I always kept a mini (dollar... 06-21-2017, 08:18 PM

monster Thunderboy still has 4... 06-21-2017, 08:19 PM

monster (two swim, one dive, one... 06-21-2017, 08:21 PM

Pi Just heard that contrary to... 06-26-2017, 03:30 AM

xoxoxoBruce 2028? 06-26-2017, 10:23 AM

Pi Yes, just mildly irritated...... 06-27-2017, 03:48 AM

xoxoxoBruce Well that sucks. Because... 06-27-2017, 10:28 AM

Gravdigr They promote based on... 06-27-2017, 12:56 PM

Pi Nope, but I can only fulfill... 06-30-2017, 01:55 AM

Griff Imma move to the Bourg. 06-30-2017, 06:27 AM

Gravdigr I get it, now.:) 06-30-2017, 10:25 AM

BigV Hi Pi The highlighted... 06-30-2017, 08:52 PM

xoxoxoBruce Probably early adopter,... 06-30-2017, 10:16 PM

sexobon One typically has to have a... 06-27-2017, 02:13 PM

Gravdigr I missed Pi's military... 06-27-2017, 04:15 PM

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Gravdigr Well, that don't look... 07-05-2017, 01:33 PM

xoxoxoBruce A letter bill from the IRS.... 07-05-2017, 04:18 PM

Iggy I can't decide if this goes... 07-06-2017, 08:47 AM

xoxoxoBruce I've been told the best route... 07-06-2017, 02:21 PM

Iggy I did go that route for a... 07-06-2017, 10:08 PM

xoxoxoBruce Buy lotto ticket, but first... 07-07-2017, 12:11 AM

Iggy I like it! [emoji41]... 07-07-2017, 04:38 PM

xoxoxoBruce Oh Lord, why have you made me... 07-07-2017, 04:47 PM

nowhereman Doctor appt yesterday, gained... 07-25-2017, 08:05 AM

BigV Wow! Welcome back from... 07-25-2017, 09:56 AM

classicman Glad to see you posting... 07-25-2017, 12:05 PM

Gravdigr While this literally nothing... 07-25-2017, 02:50 PM

fargon I used to work at the Three... 07-25-2017, 02:56 PM

xoxoxoBruce Back when it was only two... 07-25-2017, 10:10 PM

nowhereman Thanks all. I am incredibly... 07-26-2017, 08:11 AM

Snakeadelic Hospital hypocrisy sucks so... 07-31-2017, 11:15 AM

Gravdigr So, she's suggesting that the... 08-01-2017, 03:56 PM

Gravdigr That might have been uncalled... 08-02-2017, 12:48 AM

xoxoxoBruce No, they don't know because a... 08-02-2017, 01:38 AM

Gravdigr Perhaps they meant they're... 07-31-2017, 12:30 PM

Gravdigr It is extremely difficult for... 08-02-2017, 11:26 AM

xoxoxoBruce Their lawyers don't want them... 08-02-2017, 11:33 AM

chrisinhouston Well crap. My wife got the... 08-13-2017, 10:20 PM

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monster Yes 12-28-2017, 09:02 AM

Undertoad "I want to park in a remote... 12-28-2017, 09:38 AM

Carruthers The driver of the other... 12-28-2017, 09:49 AM

xoxoxoBruce I got the same thing... 12-28-2017, 11:09 AM

sexobon Some people are completely... 12-28-2017, 11:39 AM

monster they were probably using your... 12-28-2017, 11:49 AM

captainhook455 Probably enjoyed the heat... 01-06-2018, 08:02 PM

Clodfobble My son's math teacher sent... 02-06-2018, 01:59 PM

BigV Just overwhelmed today ... 02-07-2018, 12:10 PM

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BigV aaahhh... The dog. ... 02-08-2018, 09:48 PM

Clodfobble Great, in general. Still very... 02-08-2018, 11:07 PM

DanaC Something may have unnerved... 02-09-2018, 09:56 AM

Gravdigr If the dog is consistently... 02-10-2018, 01:43 AM

DanaC That's a fucking brilliant... 02-10-2018, 06:29 AM

Clodfobble Unfortunately, moving her... 02-10-2018, 07:21 AM

DanaC Sounds like you're... 02-10-2018, 07:48 AM

Clodfobble I drove for six hours, and my... 02-19-2018, 05:40 PM

Glinda Just braved the snow to go... 02-20-2018, 03:18 PM

captainhook455 Must be something to say... 02-20-2018, 07:17 PM

Glinda I had no idea there was such... 02-21-2018, 11:39 AM

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Gravdigr Just don't try to make him... 02-21-2018, 01:13 PM

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BigV Les Schwab is your friend... 02-21-2018, 12:58 PM

Glinda Les Schwab is a really good... 02-21-2018, 02:05 PM

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Clodfobble Most tire-specialty mechanics... 02-21-2018, 12:13 PM

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Carruthers Over on the 'What's making... 03-12-2018, 10:11 AM

xoxoxoBruce Did you reply to the fist... 03-12-2018, 10:43 AM

Carruthers Letters from HMRC tend to be... 03-12-2018, 10:59 AM

DanaC 'Customers'. Give me fucking... 03-12-2018, 12:07 PM

xoxoxoBruce Here's another government... 03-12-2018, 12:18 PM

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glatt I volunteer making houses... 03-13-2018, 10:49 AM

Carruthers What a brilliant idea! 03-13-2018, 11:00 AM

monster Nothing in life is certain... 03-13-2018, 10:54 AM

monster tell you what I'll mail you... 03-13-2018, 10:44 AM

Carruthers I remember walking past a... 03-13-2018, 10:57 AM

xoxoxoBruce Of course you did, any... 03-13-2018, 09:49 PM

Griff I'm irritated by my... 03-15-2018, 06:48 AM

Glinda Today, I am mildly irritated... 03-15-2018, 12:05 PM

xoxoxoBruce Glinda, how about your vacuum... 03-15-2018, 01:44 PM

Gravdigr Vacuum cleaner? She said... 03-15-2018, 04:12 PM

Gravdigr Happy loogie hockin', Glinda!... 03-15-2018, 04:16 PM

Glinda :lol2: OMG you guys make me... 03-15-2018, 09:26 PM

xoxoxoBruce Hey, snot a problem, glad to... 03-15-2018, 10:15 PM

monster ....set up a roadside stand... 03-15-2018, 10:22 PM

Glinda Hey, it's all natural, right?... 03-15-2018, 10:39 PM

monster exactly. They''re not called... 03-15-2018, 11:15 PM

Gravdigr If my nose was running money,... 03-17-2018, 03:13 PM

Glinda That was beautiful, man. ... 03-17-2018, 03:40 PM

Glinda Fuckityfuck fuck FUCK. Two... 03-23-2018, 10:48 AM

Clodfobble Oh no! That's so infuriating.... 03-23-2018, 11:22 AM

Glinda I called the delivery company... 03-23-2018, 12:04 PM

xoxoxoBruce Obviously the solution is... 03-23-2018, 01:19 PM

Glinda Agreed!! :mad2: 03-23-2018, 01:22 PM

Glinda Just got a letter in the mail... 03-23-2018, 01:25 PM

xoxoxoBruce You need someone to lay with... 03-23-2018, 01:28 PM

Glinda Also agreed. Git on yer horse... 03-23-2018, 02:46 PM

xoxoxoBruce I'm too old, you need a young... 03-23-2018, 10:47 PM

Glinda Feh. Younger men are waaayyy... 03-24-2018, 12:23 AM

xoxoxoBruce Well if you want someone to... 03-24-2018, 02:19 AM

Gravdigr Wait...You're leaving them... 03-24-2018, 02:38 PM

Glinda Misery loves company. ;) ... 03-25-2018, 03:58 AM

Undertoad They fired my co-worker today... 04-04-2018, 03:39 PM

Flint Sad. When I am habitually... 04-04-2018, 04:14 PM

Glinda May I please put this on a... 04-04-2018, 10:43 PM

Griff My work has taught me that... 04-05-2018, 06:21 AM

Flint Go for it! The internet has... 04-06-2018, 01:37 PM

Gravdigr FIFTROU. 04-07-2018, 06:54 PM

Gravdigr "Be on time or lose your... 04-05-2018, 02:24 PM

Undertoad All people come with baggage,... 04-04-2018, 07:56 PM

DanaC Very wise words. 04-06-2018, 07:35 PM

monster Hey so I really needed the... 04-08-2018, 09:41 PM

Gravdigr It appears the guy two doors... 04-16-2018, 03:01 PM

BigV Well said, UT. Compartments... 04-04-2018, 09:23 PM

sexobon How's the replacement doing? 04-04-2018, 10:31 PM

Undertoad The replacement had to come... 04-05-2018, 07:03 AM

Undertoad Wull That's mostly true,... 04-05-2018, 02:50 PM

Gravdigr Oh, yeah...I kinda fergot... 04-05-2018, 02:54 PM

Gravdigr By the by...It's 37 degrees... 04-16-2018, 03:02 PM

monster that's above freezing, what... 04-16-2018, 09:49 PM

Clodfobble *sigh* It never ends...... 04-29-2018, 06:52 PM

xoxoxoBruce That sucks, glad you're OK. 04-29-2018, 07:54 PM

sexobon There's never an armadillo... 04-29-2018, 07:57 PM

DanaC Whiplash claims are for if... 04-30-2018, 04:43 AM

Griff Dang. glad everyone's okay. 04-30-2018, 06:07 AM

sexobon I was also being facetious... 04-30-2018, 09:53 PM

xoxoxoBruce Armadillos carry leprosy if... 04-30-2018, 10:06 PM

monster yuck. How is Minifob holding... 04-29-2018, 09:05 PM

Clodfobble So far, so good. He was... 04-29-2018, 11:05 PM

sexobon @ DanaC - I was being... 04-30-2018, 06:41 AM

DanaC Fair enough :P 04-30-2018, 06:52 AM

glatt I hope Minifob and you... 04-30-2018, 07:34 AM

monster Girlfriend, I know you work... 04-30-2018, 08:35 PM

xoxoxoBruce Dana, the relationship... 04-30-2018, 08:42 PM

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Clodfobble Armadillos have four... 05-01-2018, 04:11 AM

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