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Old 02-28-2013, 04:49 PM   #1
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I'm tired of it.
I don't particularly care what you are tired of.

You manufactured any sexism here. You deal with it.

You will not bother me today.

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Old 02-28-2013, 08:54 PM   #2
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Her point is that he *is* a male relative, yet he's the one who hurt her.
the point is that is what male relatives do, hurt people.
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Old 03-07-2013, 07:52 PM   #3
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Ortho, that should totally be your new user title:

Not Suspicious, Merely Canadian.
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Old 02-27-2013, 03:22 PM   #4
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http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2013/02/2...dhand-clothes/

These people are so fucking nuts. His answer is based off of a 3rd hand story he heard, not even something in the bible. I mean, what? My mind is melting.
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Old 02-27-2013, 08:26 PM   #5
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http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2013/02/2...dhand-clothes/

These people are so fucking nuts. His answer is based off of a 3rd hand story he heard, not even something in the bible. I mean, what? My mind is melting.
That first sentence alone packed me up.


Imma gonna flip some tags,
only got SAAAAATAAAAAN in my pocket ...
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Old 02-27-2013, 10:34 PM   #6
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These people are so fucking nuts. His answer is based off of a 3rd hand story he heard, not even something in the bible. I mean, what? My mind is melting.
You need to move north
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Old 02-28-2013, 05:12 PM   #7
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I was just pointing out that he was a male relative because the tone of some responses seemed to be assuming that an outsider had done this to her. 'If someone did this to my relative...' and 'no living male relatives'.

I'd make you a sammich, but then I'd probably eat it myself :p
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Old 03-04-2013, 06:36 AM   #8
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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-leeds-21654930
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Old 03-04-2013, 02:44 PM   #9
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Good catch Zenster!

I like that they still don't know who he is. I also liked this bit from a shop owner who believes she may have sold him the outfit:

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Kathryn Sutcliffe, of Kirkgate Market's The Joke Shop, said she sold a Batman outfit to a man in his 20s a couple of days before the incident.

She said: "Usually they want the Dark Knight costume but he wanted this one. He wanted the one with the muscly chest as well. It's like the one Del Boy wears in Only Fools and Horses."


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hahahaha. Sorry, am reading as I post. Another bit:

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She may be one of the few people who knows the Bradford Batman's name, as he paid with a credit card and she has the receipt, but she said she would keep his identity a secret.
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Old 03-04-2013, 02:48 PM   #10
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Buttershaw, incidentally, is not a place to fuck about unless you can seriously handle yourself.
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Old 03-04-2013, 10:23 PM   #11
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Or so I guessed from Last Tango in Paris.
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Old 03-05-2013, 03:57 AM   #12
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We could make a thread just for the crazy shit in North Korea.
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Old 03-05-2013, 09:40 AM   #13
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China's got all the dinosaurs AND the Terra Cotta army, why shouldn't NK have something just as good? (Besides the Harlem Globetrotters)
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Old 03-07-2013, 04:51 PM   #14
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Old 03-07-2013, 06:14 PM   #15
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I love small town new paper crime reports! When I lived in California the Ojai news had The Police Blotter where I think they went out of their way to get a laugh. Here are a couple I have saved, not sure if anyone has put them here:
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